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# Tuesday 31st March 3pm Draw off - Monkey!


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over to you....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *glees* EDIT: That yam lully you dot a desktopable version?
Yam it Monkey Magic Anagram tiem?


Acme Gym Oink - check
Gay Mice Monk - check
Ya Mocking me - check
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Dear Mr Riverghost
the point of the draw off is to draw things relating to the pre-decided theme as you well know, not to go off on a tangent as that is what every other B3ta post is for. Please behave in future ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You know I can't draw!
You want a stick monkey?

And they are related. They are all anagrams of 'Monkey Magic'!:O

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# you could have shopped monkey out of other bits
you can clearly do that. I'm just trying to bring in a minor artistic interlude between the silliness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Are you going to give me detention?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I can only do spankings
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# A spanking! A spanking!
*glees*

*remembers where he is*

Erm ...

*lower register*

Ahem.

Oh - yeah - a spanking. Whatever ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
I already have imprinted on my arse!

Soddit didn't save as a gif:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# OH HAI - I IS A VAGABOND LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Epic ninja-ing, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Well it is a monkey thread!
*badum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I am so deeply sorry.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ew that's mankey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Almost ...
One more try ...

(He's everybody's favourite Saturday-afternoon obsessive-complusive detective played by Tony Shaloub).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Wycliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Why not?


(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Jesus Christs!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yes...
Yes I did.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Apparantly we are teh naughties1!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Yeah.
But basically I had to, due to my chagrin in Monkey beating Hitchhikers Guide to first place.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# the magic is palpable
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Tripitaka!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# wooooooom
Mental & brilliant!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahah
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# excellent
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You are Gary Larson's evil brother
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# YAY
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats brilliantly bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :)
That took me a minute...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment :)
Edit: I always wondered why he had a rake
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Haha
Son Goku's landscape gardening services.

Are they in the Yellow Pages?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That's brilliant
Is an anime+saiyuki mashup ok?

If so have Naru as Son-Goku :D


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(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Son-Goku is emanating fail apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# thats ace
no idea who it is - but my knowledge of monkey is tiny! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Son-Goku is Monkey :P
In this cartoon they have a girl as Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# don't understand it
but it looks lush
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yeah that's just not fair, HT.
You're not allowed to blatantly pwn your own contests, you know...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# DON'T Mention The WAR!!!
DE-Ris:- Andrew Sachs provided English dubbing for 2 of the characters.


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# did he really?
Learn something new every day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Um....... I stand corrected, it was only ONE.
:-(

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/news/cult/2004/03/30/10269.shtml
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# wow nice!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha top pigsy action
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahahah
lovely arts
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Epic stuff Toats :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# 110% genius!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I couldnt find any monkey quotes :(
also Woo YAY
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# didnt have time to finish
but....


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Thats nice
His rake is fearsome :D

and noone likes my Son-Goku :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hehe
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I wanted to do a finished painting of this
but realised that I'd need about 3 days instead of the 2 hours it took kme to get here.
Plus I'm not at home, working on a shitty LCD that does not show true colour and i have no tablet with me so had to revert to mouse.

have it anyway.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You did that with a mouse?
'Kin' 'ell.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# looking good

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# nicely
nice.
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# woo
wasn't there going to be a remake of monkey?

I vaguely recall something to that effect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# There is one.
This is the new Monkey ( Saiyuki ).

English people would not have a clue what was going on of course because the version we got was a load of made up bollocks by the narrators.
They just watched the original and dubbed it to say what they thought was going on. It had nothing to do with the original legend and story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# very serious monkey :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# that looks SO fucking great you big showoff

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Panicked 10min drawing yays!
Beautiful work there HT :D


(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
Winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Bless you.
I hope you're alright dearie? I haven't been around these parts properly in yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm ok, just about
all the better for seeing you though, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Glad to hear. Carry on.
Oof, so busy. Fag, then back to it. *Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# woo for drawing
and woo for graph paper
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Each of those squares
are smiling at you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# oozing with lulliness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Mi llama se llama Llama.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# need more drawing tools
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^this
hahah
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# is that the pope? :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yes
apparantly he is not busy at christmas
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaah!
have a really really bad vector!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# and...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# heh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# tra la la

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
you mental.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Not magic, but monkey related pea
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm glad I caught this :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# erm
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# great
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# only 3/4 hr late :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# old but ...
... ahem:

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)