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[challenge entry] Based on true events...

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(birdequaltoword, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
... right - I'll go and get a qualification in engineering then should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# A!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hehe awesome :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# have you got Illustrator CS4?
or has anyone?

I need a file converting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# No sorry, it doesn't seem to be in my list of things I've got :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# PANTS
SEE, THIS IS WHY I NEED CS4!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# nope CS3

getting CS4 as we speak....but that'll be finished in about 2 days

/not very helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# People may be able to help
if you tell them what you want converted to what.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# ^
I know that CS4 has a save down function meaning you can save the file as CS3, can't you ask them to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# A VECTOR EPS LOGO THAT'S BEEN CREATED IN CS4
TO CS3


SORRY ABOUT CAPS

Damn frustrating...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I do at home
but I'm at work where we still use Illustrator 5
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's a 3-out-of-3 rate of excellence.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh ja
Zehr gepisten

Voo
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# are these things a meme/generator somewhere else?

because there's been loads of them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# they're from the ikea manuals
www.ikea.com/ms/en_US/customer_service/assembly_instructions.html
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha aaaah cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I think it's just that Ikea instructions are the archetype
This subversion of it is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9323650
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
o hai guys my site got haxxord
Don't click if you're prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# at least it wasn't horses I suppose..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# No problem sir :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# arf!
(best noob ever)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hehehe
great. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
based on many, many true events!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!
But I really don't understand why everyone is complaining about IKEA. Most of my furniture's from there and I've had little problems assemblying them. Plus, they're quite sturdy for their price compared to the stuff they sell in other stores. The customer service is good, too.
/ad
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I have no problems with Ikea furniture either
But then, I am quite capable of following the instructions sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# my kitchen from IKEA was £12k cheaper than B&Q
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# O_o
I spent less on my complete (flat's) furniture...
/poor blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ask Riverghost
about his bed.

My biggest complaint is that they decided not to put a store in the Plymouth/Exeter area,
on the dubious grounds that the south-west coast has no southern catchment area.
I'm not going all the way to Bristol and they won't deliver, so fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hmmmm
over here (Germany) the max delivery fee is €79,
so I got about 700kg worth of furniture delivered at once :D (the poor guys who had to carry it all up to the 3rd floor!)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ikea.co.uk -- you can now order online and they deliver
Reasonable rates, and acceptable customer service in my limited experience. (Store-based deliveries may of course be cheaper if the store's near you. You have to go in person for that though.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)