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# ya see
chavs do have a heart init
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Gland is right
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# my exact first thoughts.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# a right pair of glands there
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# before you're all completely distracted by those beauties....
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# replied.. as I want to see you're drawings of it more than anything else :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# The Inbetweeners.
This is maybe because I think they need the HT treatment, but hey.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Chevy Chase
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# DAVID CARUSO.
I win.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I win
Chevy Chase beats all.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Get to fuck
nothing beats the might of CARUSO.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Chevy Chase as Fletch dressed as Harley Davidson
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# haven't seen it yet
I was just thinking about you by the way.....
www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/217/Red_Sonja.jpg
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# for some reason that link redirects to the disney home page...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# really? :|
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I need a new costume, it'd appear.
I know that's not why you thought of me. Why did Red Sonja make you think of me? *confusion*
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# red hair, strong female character
and I imagine you in those clothes whenever I'm talking to you here
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I wish I could get away with that.
Unfortunately, size 12 ladies in skimpy outfits are not considered a fantastic idea, so I'll stick to my jim jams :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Not considered a fantastic idea by who!?!?!
I disagree entirely... sounds like heaven to me....
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# depends on who is doing the considering
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# TITS!
ello flower ;)
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# RAPIDLY DISAPPEARING
wotcher.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# She'll catch her death if she comes to Croydon dressed like that
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# that beats getting subjected to the trailer for hannah montana the movie
by a substantially long way.

lucky I don't have sound at current otherwise I fear I would of killed my self.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Nice outfit she's almost got on
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Heroes.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I'm still waiting for them to lez up.
They're clearly going to.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# would you seriously let your son turn out like this
or your daughter bring one of these home?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# but he's got shaved patches in his eyebrow
how could any one with that impeccable sense of style have the lack of foresight to end up with one of my potential progeny?
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# People think I've got that on purpose.
It's a fucking scar, damn it.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# simple answer remove all of eye brow
replace with drag queen esque pen line.

RULE THE FUCKING SHOW.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I used to do that when I was a lolgoff. Not good.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I'm Dark, Mysterious and Permenantly Suprised
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# trannybrows.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You have a daughter
You tell me
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Bilbobarneybobs @ Northampton TreeHouse, 24/04/09
Taking the pitifully tiny stage in this packed woodland venue, 'Freebs' as the many legions of fans call him stands astride a wall of Marshall stacks. Oh yes, make no mistake. There WILL be rock tonight.

Which is why it seems a little odd that he opens with 23 minute pastoral folk epic "I Drowned My Love In Brine, From The Jars Of A Thousand Olives." Any doubters in the audience are soon put right though, as face melting white hot noise envelops the senses.

A rapid concussion of "Chakka Khan Doesn't Owe Me Shit" and latest single "WHY DO YOU RUN FROM MY BRIE MONSUIER BENSUSAN?" leaves splintered fragments of oak branch firmly embedded in this reviewers aorta, and near-fatal haemorrage has never felt so good. There are few performers out there with such panache as Freebs, and none with as much conviction to mankini stage-wear.

There have been whispers that this show could signal an end to Bilbobarneybobs as we know him, in a Ziggy Stardust like rebirth, however nothing can prepare us for the finale, as one time collaborator Prof UnderCover quite literally beams up the audience, and deposits us all somewhere in Lincolnshire. Unexpeted? Perhaps. Inventive? Unarguably. Memorable? Perfectly.

4.5/5
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# thank you
that was stunning
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I've been writing a lot more :)
Glad you like it squire.

I may start doing these again, at random...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Feels like I was there.
*clutches aorta*
And it's clearly treehouse day today, on b3ta at least: \o/
Or rather:
~    ~
 \\o//
   ||
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# being knee deep is
an unconventional approach
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Well the women he sleeps with have probably already have nine billion children.
Yes nine billion! More than the current global population!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# But one that i surprisingly rewarding

(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Yay, i'm off home :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I love Glangland
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
#

*edit* just noticed they're BOTH keeping their hands on that cider! Ah, trust among friends...
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ha ha this chap is ace
I hope he has never been allowed to forget this paticular incident :D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# That's his own bedsit!
two police smacked him about a bit and it went too far.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ^This^ is the version I am familiar with
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Someone suggested on here the best way to end his day woulda been to take advantage of his mouth height before you agree to let him down,
then call the police anyway!
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I was laughing at knee deep in pussy.
:D
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Gary and Phil neville?
The early Years
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# GLAND
(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)