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Aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!

From the Twitter challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Scanners was so awesome (when I wuz young)

still I hope twitter will never be a compo again.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

is it just me

the twitter compo has unleashed some of the least inspired turd I have ever seen on b3ta, (pick random celebrity, of increasing obscurity, add nonsense into 140 characters),

thus proving my theory that anything related to twitter eventually sinks to zero

present entry exluded fresh *clicks*

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

yer

there have been some really good entries

but the scope is minimal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Mind if I drop This Here? Thanks.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

I have this on DVD but haven;t seen it?

any good - NO SPOILERS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

All joking aside bud......

.....do you mean the ACTUAL movie?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

erm yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Its okay...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

To be COMPLETELY honest......

....I tried to watch it, but in my semi-drunken state (at the time) my brain couldn't handle the "vectorization" of it.
Although it was a good artistic idea, I thought it was un-necessary.

Edit:- ......That's why i could only watch 15 minutes of it before
switching it off.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

if you only watched 15 minutes the reason for the rotoscoping won't have been obvious

try it again, its really worthwhile

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ok.

First chance I get, I'll give it a second look.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

yeah it was a bit hard to understand

the artistic thing about it was fine, visualizing drug addiction too

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9442063

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

it's okay

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

i love it, both artistcally and the story

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

I'm in the "it's okay" camp too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Twitter itself is one smelly piece of unispired shit

so it's almost impossible to make something cool about it.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Life's what you make it.

Some people go to a music festival and see a bunch of bloody hippies, off their heads on drugs. Some people go to the same music festival and see cool groovers having a great time.

Meat/murder.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

some people don't go to music festivals

and go to the garden centre instead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

*races*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

*is racy*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

*erases *

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Don't you repress me!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

*re presses*

*re releases at a given point in recorded history*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

*analyses for pertinent information and scandal*

Cor! Look at this!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

ZOMFG!

what the cocks is that?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I've made the transition myself

and I live to tell the tale.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

indeed

I appear to be making a phased transition from one to the other ... I FUCKING ROCK at either of them though...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

try having a music festival

in the middle of a city, then explain to the garden centre types why there are a load of hippies/groovers (depending on perspective) standing on the common outside their backgarden.

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

which is my job btw

www.strawberry-fair.org.uk
not normally one to plug but the conversation has drifted this way

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

OH MY GOD SPAM!

... looks good.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do for Festivals this year - not going to be in the country while Glaso is on and my mate that I was going to go to the Dublin Electronic Arts Festival with is going to be a dad for the first time like 2 weeks before it's on... so he's not likely to want to make his ears bleed from techno

is b3ta big in Dublin? Any dirty dubbers on the board?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

thats a bum

the ireland festi is good Ive been told

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

I was at DEAF last October and saw some of the best live music I've seen in ages

and, semi ironically given the name, I'm only just getting rid of the tinnitus.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

lol, got a similar problem from bloc a couple of months back, that went wierd

Dour is good if you fancy going abroad and dont mind a complete lack of facilities or signs in english

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I'm supposed to be going to something in Malasia

but I'm slightly worried that a) it's a world music festival and b) it'll turn out to be a full moon party or something like that.

tbh - I think I'm going to try and get to DEAF anyway - even if I only go for one night and end up trudging the streets of Dublin until I can get a flight back in the morning... if it's anything like last year it'd be worth it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

curiously i have a nightmare

wherein I am in a plane that is crashing and have to parashute out, only to land in the midst of a never ending full moon party, surrounded by grinning dayglo trustafarians all spacked on acid and stomping dustily away to incredibly monontonous psytrance.

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

*shudders*

it's a mate of mine who lives out there... she's got a good taste in music, but it does extent to some dreadful 'world' stuff and I'm worried that I'm going to have to spend days surrounded by faux new age travellers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

noooo not another loss to the darkside

but this have given me ideas for shoppage

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Hey man

Just get some good acid and take your trip at home*

*May contain risk of psychosis, long-term brain damage and schitzophrenia**.

**But in a good way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

when I do finally drop acid

it will be in a field somewhere... then I'll have to spend ages looking on the ground trying to find it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

ooh, that looks fun

i may even have an excuse to be in cambridge around that time. i'll do my best to turn up and wee on something

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

wee on me

yeh come its ace

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Don't bother explaining.

Simply extort cash from them using threats of violence.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

who?

the police or the hippies?

*no wait you meant the garden centre hoes (ahem)

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*loves garden centres*

*also loves music festivals*

*is mightily confused*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*does the wavy dream-sequence thing*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

sell flowers at a festival

or dance in a garden centre... or ... run around in circles in your garden!

WeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeeeeeeee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

All splendid ideas.

*fetches clogs and heads off to Wyevale*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

don't forget to put clothes on too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Oh.

How conservative :(

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

*dredges moat*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

hmm

dont I know it

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

indeed it did.

but that's what happens when the person who picks the challenge is more interested in generating traffic to b3ta.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

twitter ~~will~~ should never have been a compo ~~again~~.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

it's had some great stuff

but the mundane entries have been extra-specially dull. i think saving us from mundane is what makes a good challenge- i loved the retro game one because even the mundane entries were pleasingly nostalgic. i think also that's why lolcats works: even if the joke's shit, you still have a cute kitten picture to look at

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Arf!

The trilogy of that is only a fiver on play atm.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

oh, KV might be pissed off with you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

You lot and your poncey offline "we know some actual people in real life" relationships.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

fun, isn't it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

THROW IT IN MY FACE WHY DON'T YOU!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Me and Mrs Trellis are going to meet up for lunch soon :)

I will throw it all in your face, I am also taking JPG for a day out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I bet he smells good in real life

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

What an odd thing to say?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

not really

I've always assumed that JPG wears a fine cologne.

is it really an odd thing to say? :( I never really know for sure - I just say things.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Yes he does smell nice

I don't think he was wearing cologne when we last met

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

see - master of the subtle arts he is

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

and a very nice man

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm convinced of it

- one of the nicest people I've never met

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Exploding Michael Ironsides FTMFW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

hahaha! not seen Scanners for a LONG time....

must pick up a copy one of these days...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9441905

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Cool! I really want a full Cronenberg boxset...

Something with Videodrome, Scanners, Naked Lunch and all the rest in...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

hahahhaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

pfffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 13 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

ningles moley

... this challenge has reaffirmed my complete lack of interest in twitter.

Attention Seeking Nonsense + way to mass stalk Steven Fry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

perfect.

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Dagnabbit

I like twitter. There, I said it. I'M NOT AFRAID!!1!!
(That said, this challenge is rubbish)

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

*shuns for no readily apparent reason*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

swine

*informs my 31 followers*

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fannycradock, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hahahaha...

Hiya Moley! How ya doin'?

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Ninj, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)