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# COAP for tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# YAY

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I diagnose Single-Pixel Japseye Disease
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ..uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# long face long haired hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# fucking nazi hippies
and their wildly conflicting political opinions
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hit lars? cock tuesday? i have a pee for that!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# from the vault, this was the first proper flash animation i ever saw i think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIuR5TNyL8Y
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# amazing
almost as good as mine

*cowers in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# FIRE
BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# god... look at that smug bastard belming away
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# just give 'em whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# i kept waking up and falling back to sleep last night which made me have a really vivid
dream that james hetfiled died of a heart attack
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Gaz Top?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 1/10 for effort

What kind of jizz matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# im using Jizzmaster zero


its frankly non jizz like
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Her rhythm seams fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# high quality jizz is a tough thing to master
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# i left that nani torn, told me she was into that bukake porn!
that is some fantastic jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# mine comes out wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# *superpokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That's a fine statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ah yes
the african slow running spunk antelope
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# :O
spunkelope you mean?
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oh, it's an older beast than that
Spunkasaurus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
#
Just saw this on this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I read about her in one of my old lady mags
She's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# She was hot, I was shocked when I found out she was post-op
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# don't worry, it doesn't make you gay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# it does
all the way gay
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Ouch, this morning.
The horrors of being unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I know :(
I didnt get the PhD I applied for :(

But they offered me a one year M.Res instead.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is that funded too?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# 10k + fees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Not bad money to be a student
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, and more letters after my name....
Got nowt else on the table as now...

I might have to return the favour and ask for help on brum housing tho! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# No problem.
My girlfriend's right in the city centre though, might not be where you want to be.
I could have a word with my brother, he went to uni there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Probably the other side of the campus
Sellyoak area as it's not a too far walk to the campus from there.

I'll find out more about the M.Res first, abd see if it's something I wanna do.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Fuck!
She makes far too attractive a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I thought it was hannah from hollyoaks to begin with... I missed the start....then schofield started talking...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Emma rigby
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# *googles*
Ah I see. Yeah, does look like her rather.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Phwooro!
*reads story*

...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Still..... drunk enough.... probably would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I have always wondered what a post op actually looks like down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# it can't look any worse than Megan Fox's downstairs mixup
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# google it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to now....
EDIT: That wasn't actually so bad....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# she's alright, though blonde 16 year old isn't really my cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# But she used to be a man!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# she's not any more though, it all works out roughly the same
if you know what you're looking at you can see the handsome german boy in that face, can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah,
I've slept with more manly looking women when drunk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Since it's not threadworthy
I had another go at my panoramic picture:

Click for 4000x693 (894kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# veh pretty maxi
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Thanks :) I'll take some others of my cycle route later in the week
Do some full 360* ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# nice - here's 3 photos I stitched together


Click for bigger (284 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Oooh, I like that.
have a bit of the Alps, also made from 3 pics:


The bigger version is too big to link to.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# oo I like that
reminds me of the beginning of Where Eagles Dare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Broadsword calling Danny Boy....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Derbyshire is like the alps of the midlands
Only without the snow, scenery and altitude. Plus it has lots of pollution and inbreds. In fact, it's nothing like the alps.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ...
B3ta Bell-end curve
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Thats one hell of a Bell curve
Bell END curve?
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Martha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)