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# sorry for length
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *fires up utorrent*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *fires up any kind of newsgroup program*
and rape it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# say the cunts who live in fuck off mansions

fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ^ THIS
I will stream the cricket and the football to my hearts content, and torrent every film going, some rich cnut telling me not to can go fuck himself.

(until they send me a warning, anyway D:)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Oh cricket!
Is it starting today?
Or is it still a bit damp?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yeah, looks like a washout
which will do me frankly, we're 1-0 up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oooh
and where might one see the cricket?

(knows nothing about torrents etc)
(prostheses, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ah, haven't got the link to hand, hold on..
basically, go to www.justin.tv and choose one of the ashes channels. The channel won't actually be showing the cricket, but it will have links on the chat box to places that do.

(it'll take a bit of hunting)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# gaz me later if you prefer
Cheers
(prostheses, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# sorry, at work at the moment
send me a gaz as a reminder and I'll mail you the link when I get home
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# but the rich cunts are the ones who fund the films in the first place
put the cunts out of pocket and films stop getting made.

Granted they make more than seems reasonable, and I understand your jealousy, but it's not like you're going to put your hand in your pocket to pay for a script to be developed any time soon, so why be angry with people who can?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# it's because they get the best coke
and they get it first

oh.. money into scripts.. oh yeah.. I remember.. yeah.. hahah coke

oh yeah.. the script..

coke

haha coke.. fucking great.

what?

MY NOSE!

what was the question?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# what we need is some kind of new funding system driven by the public
if people don't want corrupt fat bastards full of coke but do want to watch these films then they need to put in a replacement system, not jus stick two fingers up at them from the other end of a torrent. That only hurts the small studios and atrists who get laid off the second a game is launched.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# the problem is the really rich bastards aren't the problem.
it's the CYA types who are ostensibly producers who are the problem.

Those guys suck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I was thinking...
Couldn't they show pilots instead of trailers? Then make whatever one people like more?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# who says I'm jealous?
I'm far from fucking jealous..I just think they're whinny faced bitches who make enough money as it is.
and you should get off your moral soap box mate
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# indeed, the internet proves how far you are from
jealous

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# ^ see! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
you are sooo jealous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# yea it's really dripping out me :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I would actually shit in a urinal
if all the stalls were full and I was desperate
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I've set fire to a clanger
and bumraped it til it's seams ripped!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# oh you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Needs more duct tape
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# APOSTROPHE POLICE
woooooo wooooo wooooo woooo wooooo wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Fellow I know actually did
cut some lumber into a urinal. For some reason the barkeep banned him from the place after that...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# arf! makes me think of the it crowd one...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# haha yeah
on a related not you can watch them all here www.channel4.com/programmes/the-it-crowd/episode-guide
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# arf
tis funny

I love the IT crowd

only stumbled on it late

I think Jen is HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Chris Morris died :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# 1998 - no One Died
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# In 1980 someone died
In 1981 - no one died
in 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# in 1985 they were brought back
into the future


and all was well
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Favourite episode....
The one where there was a fire on his desk and Moss emailed the fire brigade :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# not seen that
I only ever watch episodes as I stumble across them

Not a great TV watcher

The episode where he does the calendar - turns from the Hot office girls in pants into Sexy Geeks...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# for you..
www.channel4.com/programmes/the-it-crowd/4od/player/2921826
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# THAT is a great screensaver!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# quick, call 01189998819991197253
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# What was so difficult to remember about 911?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# You got my body shaking!
Sends a shiver down my spine!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ^^
this
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I agree.
Jen is proper hot tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Sorry about abandoning our chat
We have just switched ISPs at the office and there was a flaky few minutes where our router looked like it was bricked :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# DUN DUN DUUUUN!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ^ just getting into it myself ..it's not bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ^this - jen is all kinds of hot!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Jen = annoying over-actor
The first series was spoiled by her constant SHOUTING and OVER emphasizing WORDS to MAKE things SEEM MORE funnyyyyyyyyyy.

The internet episode is a gem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ^this
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# "Then rape it"
Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Winner of the compo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *imagines the noise a clanger would make whilst being raped*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Raping a clanging clanger in the clange
whilst downloading clanging porn
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# \o/


For what it's worth, my feelings are that internet piracy has gone up inversely to the quality of films and music.

Also, people are pissed off with film companies ripping off the kids with their DVD releases (Watchmen being the latest example of 'buy this now' then in six months time 'buy THIS one now,. cos it's got more stuff on it'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# blimey - the kid at the end - is he trying to get work as a Simon Amstell Look-a-like?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Simon Amstell or Mark lemar?
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Anyone happy to suffer the 'Watchmen' movie more than once deserves to be ripped off.
Then cunted in the fuck. Repeatedly, until they realise their wrongness.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# How did you know?
About my night out last weekend.
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# mint :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Newbie clicks!
*Click*
(dezwits Life ain't nuttin' but glitches and honey, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)