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# newsletter subject line compo
hello bunnies
write some funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# MORE SHOCKING THAN LIAM GILL
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# EAT WITH YOUR ARSE, SHIT OUT YOUR MOUTH
(1.618..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# excellent south park episode
Bleurggggghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Read it here, or see it in The Sun with the tags cropped off
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^ THIS
HARD

Also: www.ilovegiraffes.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# heh
He'll never do it.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)
# We could get the sun to send him these?
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER ISSU
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Make a picture of Gordon Brown urinating on Rob and win a laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# how much for you wife?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# two dads are better than one
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# My Two Dads is better than The One Show
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# This week it is a picture of ten dicks with an egg on it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ELF SOAP NOW PARABEN FREE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# For curry-in-a-hurry why not pay a visit to the Star of India - only three minutes walk from this newsletter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha
needs more crackly distorted sitar based backing music.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I'm totally there, man..
.. righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oooohh shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# If we're having a Ronnie Biggs sweep can I have next Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Why are you reading this
when you should be at home having sex with your family?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Each link kills as many braincells as 2 units of alcohol

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# This is actually true...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Who cares, I'm off to Scotland!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# GURKHA PATROLS PLAGUE ISLINGTON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Becoming terminally ill
in order to commit free crime
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# NOW WITH MORE DWARF SEX!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# FENCING YOUR HIGH CLASS JEWELLRY SINCE LAST THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Did you know that I actually died in a previous life!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# NUN FORKLIFTS JUST £15 IN ARGOS RAMADAN SALE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Gravy
the blood of northerners, quarry of the infamous Count Bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# TORIES CLAIM NHS IS SHIT NO IT ISN'T YES IT IS NO IT ISN'T ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# IN LESS THAN 140 CHARACTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# is not tested on animals
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Optimised for the iPhone
so you can read it while having a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# What excuse did you make up to get out of prison?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# The weekly ration of humour for MPs since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# FUNNIER THAN 90% OF THE EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL
And make sure you shout it, just like that.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Jacko's White glove to go under the hammer. Not the first time it's been involved with a quick stroke of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# This newsletter failed it's bus exam
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# NO MONEY FOR NOTHING FOR WOOFY AND ME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# FUCKING THE FUCKING FOOTBALL
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Jail or NHS for the Lockerbie Bomber; America decides!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Who needs a Health Service when you got guns like Gordon Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)