b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9670311 (Thread)

#
www.b3tards.com/u/37d480b48807695c8048/obamacard.jpg
GOD EDIT: HUGER THAN XBOX.
(flossn, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha, AMAZING.
Edit: Well done, though. You got more replies than I did. Resize it, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Everybody loves a fail :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# It's fun to flame!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# True. And this one is fairly epic.
I especially like the lack of subsequent communication.

10/10 would bumrape again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Always the b3ta way!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Happy Candleday
*blows party whistle in your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh, it's a party whistle, and I thought you were just pleased to see me.
:) thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# happy b3taday, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ta very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# haha...
this one's a cracker, though. Politically dodgy, probably stolen and feckin' huge. Triplefail!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Tuesday already?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# My God!
It isn't Monday at all! Is it Steve?!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Nope, it's a Tuesday in a Monday-costume
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# as I said
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's worse that a Monday
It is a Monday that had two Saturdays!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# the cheek monday! having two saturdays like that... what's this month coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ZOMG!
I put a brew on and forgot about it!

It'd cold dammit! COLD!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it's what microwaves
were invented for!

edit: I knew that would get you going! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You can't reheat tea!:O
It's just not done!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# eewwwwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# could you post a bigger version
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# great stuff, but WAY too big...
you may want to edit your post (edit, not delete) changing the pic to one that's under 100k!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Your credit card doesn't fit into my pocket
pocket world

kthxbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# would it be rude if I suggested where you could swipe that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yes - go back to bed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# BOBS! you lurking today?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# The great rift valley on Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny cos it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# My monitor exploded after the 2000th pixel
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I can't quite see your image
you twat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Dear internets
look what I found on you Lol1eleven!1

If you could give me a second to install a larger hard drive so I can view this image.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# What a singularly marvellous picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I get that sinking feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# is it a sink?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, archived)
# probably
or maybe a drain?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# get him!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Bigger!
BIGGER!!! BIGGER!!!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# How did you even make this BIGGER than the original
Which, by the way, it looks like you stole
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# He has an enbiggerator.
*waggles helloy hand*

'ello trelly how are you and mini trelly?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Helloy!
We are good ta, getting the odd bit of coherent babble out of her now :)

I may even sort of have a job lined up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is it washing elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm in the ankle department
I can't reach anything higher than that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yeah I was thinking this too,
What with the website stamped on it.

Also, some people need to take a refresher course on the finer points of socialism e.g. Socialism ≠ Communism.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's not big and it's not clever...
Oh, wait, it is big.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ...then it's probably also clever

possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ...?
Do you run libertypropaganda.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Please could you make it bigger
I'm only browsing on an IMAX cinema screen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Very good! But should be rized so my normal resolution can handle this.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Sould be resized so that my orbital telescope can no longer make it out
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Even on my new shiny widescreen monitor, this runs off the fucking edges

not the mention the HALFAMEGNESS of it all

Please optimise it and edit your post or you'll be naughtybanned before your first day here is over.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Not to mention 'make something yourself'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# and we don't mean small brown stools
although that might arguably be better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ah, really?

Bad noob is bad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hello


"I wish there was adblock on Chrome."

There has never been a year before where that sentence would make the blindest bit of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)