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# Apologies for no picture...
But I thought I should bring this total lack of quality control from Wikipedia to everyones attention. Some of you may be aware of a MMA fight named Bob Sapp. He's a very amusing fellow and apparrently his trainer is a bit of a character too. Refer to the 'K1' section of the article regarding his trainer...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Sapp

For those who can't be bothered to read through the article:

'Sapps old Trainer Seiji Smith , when under water diving in Antartica was devowered by a Sperm Whale then to make sure there was no hope the whale was eaten by a Collosal Squid. Sapp never attended the funeral, the reason is still unknown. Some people say Sapp Hired The squid as a mercinarie to take out Seiji Smith, Bob says every bit of it is false information. He says he loved Smith in a emotional and physical way. Bob said like a Father , even though considering Bob was a hole 20 years older. There was a bond like ive never had before, he loved me and i loved him back. we considered various times to move in together , buy a house , have kids,the real American dream. This was before i fired him, Sapp stated.'

Two cheers for Wikipedia!
(Megamoss, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Oh Hai Welcome to the talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# you're such a twerze
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The twerzes have taken over

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# actually I think the singular of 'twerzes' should be 'twerz'
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Urban Dictionary that word, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I think it's twerze
and the plural is twerzae
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# pffft!
edwina's (or whatever his name was) legacy lives on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Isn't that more uncyclopdeia material?
Or encyclopedia dramatica?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Wednesday is the new Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Oh my GOD
Someone has created a factually incorrect article on a "free for anyone to edit" website. Quickly, you must inform the people of the interwebs forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *sigh*


Also... daft stuff on Wiki, never seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Arfs!
That alone makes the wasted thread worth while.

*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *consider*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Isn't "Consider using..."
a polite way of saying "Don't be a knob... fucking use..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Tedious garbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Oh.
Oh no.

This isn't going to go well. Not at all.

*runs for the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ok, is this some kind of troll joke that us /boarders don't get?
what the hell is happening to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# /Talk is to the right
/links is even further over
/abyss of fail is right here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# This wasn't in my horoscope for today at all

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Share or Shaft?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZ86GYoxE0
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# LMAO SHAFT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8HpCsOTGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :) Very Jam-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# 98..... 99...... 100!
here I come, ready or not!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Well...
wipe it up like a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Oh, do go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I don't care
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# You typed some shit into Wiki and no-one cared
so you came here for some attention.
I LIKE YOUR STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# .
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# to the bunker!
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# AAARGH SHITTING FUCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Hello long-timer Megamoss.
You'll be getting a lot of flak, because starting a new thread should basically only happen when you're posting stuff YOU MADE.

Also, just a few hours earlier today (so still fresh in everyone's memory) there was a big argument with a troll/flounce who ALSO started new threads without having made anything. So you'll be getting some of the crossness left over from that, too.

Please, read the FAQ. If you just can't bear to read that much, please at least read a short summary *hawks it yet again*. It will only take you 1 minute, and should make you and /board a happier place. Cheers!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Why do you have to be so rude to him?
So he made a simple mistake? Big deal. There's no need to berate him like this.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# DER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)