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# Exciting Announcement!

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(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# yaaayyyy
Good on ya fella though the good lady might not be very happy if it's ^that size^ at full term :D
I will be a dad in about 6 WEEKS!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yay for dadding!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# woop
congrats! :D you may as well pack away your art stuff now! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# *sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hehehe
no at first they are pretty easy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Pfffffft
Make sure you get them to breastfeed. Then at least you're not the one who has to get up at night.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# mmm boobs
:)

i'm 20-13 on sunday!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I'll be 20-16 on 2/2
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Shit me I'm older than both of ya :(
I was 20-17 last year
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Cricket, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Right now I am watch cricket.
Right now what are you
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Back pain.
+
Brainbombs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# What did you do to your back?
Get a little vietnamese lady to walk on it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It's been shitty for years. It's a constant aggrivation.
I'm drinking now. The pain will be eased with sweet liquor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# 20-15 on 7/2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# 20-17 on 4/2
if I have understood this all correctly...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Well, your guess is as good as mine
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# indeed
well, that's what I took it to mean

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I'm 20-5
did I do it right
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Well, your guess is as good as mine
Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# HURRAH!
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Ace! Congrats to you!
And also Chutters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
Enjoy sleep, spontaneity and self-determination while they last ;)

Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# yes this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# grats sir!
I am a Dad of 2

I dropped the youngest at Nursery this morning (after much frozen car trouble and having to climb in the back door!) and he was in floods of tears as I dropped him off :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# we had this last year at this time
very hard to do - he hated his old nursery but loves the new one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I remember BEING that kid
I was about 3 and Mum left me with a stranger for the first time. I was in floods of tears until I was given paper and paint. (remember sugar paper and powder paint?)
I painted a blue cat. Then I was sick and had to lie down.

Funny what you remember.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# My mum was in tears when she dropped me off
me? I just remember taking a little opentop matchbox car with me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I remember being that kid too.
But that was on my first day of college. It was very embarassing! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Did you paint a blue cat too?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Nah,
I can't draw. I made a macaroni necklace though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# You big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# You big GERMAN girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Us Germans don't like macaroni necklaces.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# That is because Mussolini let you down yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I don't want to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# LOL! You lost the war!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# They wouldn't let me play with the crane :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Congratulations!
Ignore all the above. Being a dad is the bestest thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# this
Even if they can be (adorable) little brats some times

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# "Daddy, do you know what animal I'm thinking of? It's yellow, brown and black..."
Me: "Ummm, I don't know - is it a giraffe?"

Her: "No, it's a multi-coloured horse."


..............................
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# She's only 4
and already thinks she knows everything there is to know about everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Like the victorians.
They actually closed down the patent office for a while because they believed that "there's nothing left to invent"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)
# why did hte banana go to the doctors
he wasnt peeling well!! :D

thats my sons joke - we hear it all the time! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# At least that makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# his old ones
were things like...

why was the apple sad? toilet! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Yes, we're at that sort of stage too
Saying something random and then laughing hysterically = joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Congratulations on your spawn. Call it Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# You're right.
How about something jazzier? Doug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Please don't call me Doug.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Call it Algernon!
Or Fanny if it is a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I prefer Clungella
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Firefingers Devastator Fastlove.
In fact no that's my name now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Awesome name!
*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Vaginia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Labianne
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Clitorella
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# CUNT CHILD.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Haha. That is what I call next door's kid.
Especially when it wakes me up at half five
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Con -
- Grats!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Lovelt stuff
I wonder how many B3tan children there are?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# All children should be b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# B3tan Inthefayce

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :D
congratulations who-ever-you-are
and also this drawing is fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Awesome
How did that happen? ;)

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Little bit of squirting.
Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Congratulationbabies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Congrats dude
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Congrats in advance!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# 'grats old man
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# ooh, congratulations!
You are as potent as you are handsome!

I have a mere 14 days to go now (assuming it's born precisely on time, the little fuck!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Ooh!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# HU-bloody-RRAH!
Looking forward to sprog-themed Oddfish up... oh wait, I see one now! :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# YOU'RE PREGNANT?????????
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# My pregnant what?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Cr&ulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nothin's as lovin' as somethin' in the oven !
Sweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# hope all goes well
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# better you than me...
...but I still wish you all the happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Congratumalations Mr Body
I've always loved your work and now you're getting a new model.
Bonza!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Congratulations to you and Mrs Nobby
Have you picked any names yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)