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# fruit of the womb
(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Oh Christ
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)
# NSFW you cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# ?
What sort of porn does THIS look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Thatcherbaby Porn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Rule 34 I suppose..
or whatever the real number is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Federal Rules of Civil Procedure
Is right!
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# NSFW<>Porn
I appear to have a picture of a lady with her bare legs open and a blood-covered something, that covers the entire width of my monitor.

Probably nsfw.

edit: Also probably means I need to buy a new monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# What sort of job could you explain your way out of this picture in?
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# A gynaecologist?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# A Daily Star journalist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# A porn-blocker software tester?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# A blind salesman?
..oh wait thats wrong..something nun.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# British MP?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Tory campaign poster designer?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# NSFW means Not Safe For Work
That encompasses a lot more than just porn. If that up tight old biddy that sits down the hall might possibly be offended if she saw that on your screen on her way to the copier, then it's NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# How do you know his cock isn't suitable for work
he may be a male stripper
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# to be honest it's not safe for anything
would make a nice christening card tho
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I agree, this is not suitable for wanking
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I tried and it worked but I have pretty low standards.
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Gah! put it back in and burn the Mother
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Should be Cameron surely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Cameron giving birth to Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)
# haha no problem
(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
I like his wide eyed optimism at seeing the world and how he can fuck it over
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# "wide eyed optimism" :)
I like this phrase , and I'm going to use it
(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# needs more prolapsed anus/David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Oh Dear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# This is the PERFECT response
I feel his pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# This dog is in pain

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Goodness me!
Hahahaha!

This reminds me of the stuff Burger Breath / Sigma5 used to do.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)
# PRUNES!
Morning, Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Good moring to yer.
Long time no see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# indeed, hope you're keeping well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Thanks for my new wallpaper!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I am going to need some strong mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# *adblocks out of fear* O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
#
www.nsfw.org/

this is sfw tho

ahahha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# QUICK! CUNT HER IN THE FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)