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STREAKY BACON

(ivor_the_engine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

Woo!

Splendid!

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matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

pig in pants!!!!

that am much woo!

(troznarf, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

indeed they are fantastic pants

(

rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

the world needs ..

bigger and better pants

(ivor_the_engine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

I agree

I think all pants should be able to be used as a makeshift sail

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

what the world needs now is pants, big pants

It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is pants, huge pants,
No not just for some but for everyone.

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Spoon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

I don't like big pants though

sorry to give everyone a horrible image there

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

Big pants! Big pants!

They would be good news for everyone
Especially the ants
and other things that reside in pants

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Yeah but big pants suck!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

Big pants

are the comfiest of pants.
And those look like comfy pants.

Woo for big pants and for your picture

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eipmihc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

i like big pants and i cannot lie

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

Yay!

I bloody love your stuff! That staring sheep FP in your profile has got me laughing like a loon

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

why,

thank you

(ivor_the_engine, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

Woo!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

that's ace!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

As you wish Alfie....

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Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Arf!

If it's oversized bellies you want, I could post shitloads of pictures with pippy in

Edit: There are Jehovas Witnesses knocking on doors right now, right in extra time of the world cup final. They're going to be meeting their god sooner than they think if they keep this up

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matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

whatever

happened to having gilbert on a saturday morning...now we've only got fat blokes

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

woohoohooo!!!!!!!!1

hard at work and mega wooness!!!!!!!!

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Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

Whore

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

if your

offering

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

you're

/pedant

(

SuperMatt, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

Thanks

Grammar is the last thing on me mind after being awake for approx 12½minutes

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

Is a good job Ijon wasn't here

he would've picked up on that before you!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

haha!

(

Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)

always eager to please

Steeley. ;)

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

Where...

...did you get that footage of me?

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

Well then

the new Chippendale dancers

I should have known better shouldn't I've?

(WhatNow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

I most certainly

WOULDN'T!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

What worries me more than the

dancers is the pair of legs standing behind them

(

Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

I hadn't looked that closely

now I have all I can say is

MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Neither did I..

0.0 eh hehheh..

(WhatNow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Chip and Dale, Rescue Rangers

that was a crock of shit, eh? Unlike that picture. Have a woo and yay, even though it's raining

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Thanks : )

*deposits woo and yay in piggy bank*

(WhatNow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

will someon PLEASEmake and

post something to knock this monstrosity off the front of the page!?

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Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Haha

Belly making you queasy?

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matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

fine

but don't ever say i don't do anything for you

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Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Not sure if it's really a job, but

I just had to do it..

(WhatNow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Yay!

I used to have one of those, right bad tempered bugger he was too

(

Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I just noticed that the newsletter said i was asked to judge, but i never got the email :'(

I was really looking forward to being asked aswell

*sobs*

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

email them

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Bah

and all my bribe money wasted!

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Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

God I cant wait for this,

click for a much more pleasing 1024x768 wallpepper

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Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

morning :)

that's very niiice

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

mornin

chickadee! Still the best girlfriend in the world?

(

Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Of course :)

still have a tidy heart?

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

always

its my head thats a mess =)

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Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

oh well

I know the feeling.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

A R F!

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one :)

(

matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Joan did the honest thing

but immediately regretted it
please note also bust of Terry Wogan

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha

You're rather fab, you are

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matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

hahaha

most woo as usual there Mr Farm. :)

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

hahahahah

woo

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Excellent!

(

Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Bloody marvelous!

It's great when you just pop in and there's something that good at the top. Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

exactly -

ill take this opportunity to woo that like crikey - do you do this for a living and come here for vicarious thrills? and to say good mornin to you good supermoore.

(

Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

thrills and spills

and to raise profile, become syndicated, the usual stuff. Since I've been posting this shit on the board, things have improved actually. Yay!
artists: try b3ta today

(

dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

syndication

is such a tough route - Its so tough, generally ou need to be drinking buddies with the editor.

(

Alfie, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Woo!

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matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

go johnny :)

and now, with added effort

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packetslut, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

you don't have you're TV on do you ;)

England is currenly 6-up in the world cup rugby final

(

packetslut, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

and One is currently

minus 6-up in caring

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

Not any more.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Mr Wilkinson

preparing for a kick? Got the stance just right

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Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

it looks a bit like michael jackson on his new album cover

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

Or pleading not

to send him to jail

(

Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

perhaps you meant..?

(Chop-Logik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Hehehehe

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Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

heheh

brilliant!

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packetslut, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

I blame the schools..

..for just about everything. bigger

(Chop-Logik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

Absolutely

I mean, he's drinking Heineken. What are they teaching them?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

quite

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

drink of choice for pikey kids in "hoodies"

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

Sad state of affairs

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

At that age I was on Diamond White

& Thunderbird

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

Weren't we all?

And look how we've turned out!
(no further comments necessary in this vein)

(Chop-Logik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

bulmers special reserve cider £1.74 for a bottle

it was 11%, and the grannies behind the till at Kwik Save never asked anyone for ID

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Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

When I were a lad

Kwik Save was always staffed by people younger than me. If you wanted to really snarl things up, all you had to do was buy alcohol, because they weren't old enough to sell it, so had to find an older member of staff.

Edit: Off to work now. Hopefully we'll be quiet enough for me to do sod all today.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Don't forget the joy that was castaway

which could then be mixed with Diamond White to make blastaway.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

you said hoodies!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

I did used to work in fashion

& notice the ""

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

Yeah, yeah

We're still going to ostracise you for it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

you're going to give me a large flightless bird?

cool

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

I'll give you the bird alright.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

pfft!

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Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Hehehe

Morning everyone, small TJ: just found this is it gc?

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Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

TC in the OR MD w/ 2DP?

Sorry, I dont visit b3ta or leave Canada enough to understand your acronyms.

(Chop-Logik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

TJ = Threadjack

GC = Glasscock

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Ah.

Well, thankfully i do visit b3ta enough to know what those mean. :) and yes, a bit of one.

(Chop-Logik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Canada would be a richer

place with Thundercats, it was an old 80's cartoon series - the link is a collection of bloopers from the cartoon

Edit: Ah, sorry see what you mean now, what everyone else said ;)

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Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

=ThreadJack, to hijack the thread of another.

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chilledunit, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

PQ A TOP. NOS. D2O. A4G.

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Homo Alone

Sometimes its too easy.

My New MJ site

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

...

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

www.popbitch.com

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

I haven't used this in ages

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

excellent!

The internet is gold!

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

I probably missed this thread, but...

...any comments on the rugby so far? I'm not really a rugby person, but any chance to beat the aussies...

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

In a reciprocal way, I'm supporting Australia anyway

After all, they supported us.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

but I can tell you that the score is currently aus 5 eng 9

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

Bugger me

england just scored a try!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

Do,or do not,

there is no try.

(Experiment 626, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

It wasn't

that unlikely.

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)

Right,

second half...

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Rugby.

*tumbleweeds in brain*

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Here sheepy, sheepy, sheep...

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

typing sure is difficult with hooves

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Do us a favour

Can somebody go into work for me today? I don't think I can be arsed.

Granted, you don't know what I do for a living, but I've been off work so long now that I can't exactly remember myself.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

I'll ask my friend shawn

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Baa.

He says 'ok'

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

Excellent

*goes back to bed*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

I'm already working

so no

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

thats why you're wearing wellies...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Don't forget

the velcro gloves.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

scrrrriiiiittttchhhh

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

don't get me wrong

I don't actually LIKE it!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

you just watch it for the tight lycra tops

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

Well that is an added bonus

but unfortunately I have to watch it for work.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

You get paid

to watch rugby?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

yep

:)

EDIT: not just Rugby

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

Yep,

there's also the many-splendoured delights of porridge...

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

And you're in Brighton, right?

I know of a bunch of people in Brighton who get paid to watch telly.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

she's in Worthing - the old folk's home of East Sussex.

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)

Fair enough.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Except it's in West Sussex

salad boy

and I've had NO porridge today - am having a pasty

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

Australia 5 - 14 England

at half time - come on you bastards!

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

We is the winners!

Hurrah!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

James Brown...

...like a roadkillsex machine...

(Rex Monday, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

(could be subtitled

"Question are you allowed to disown your mates if they mail you to tell you they've got engaged to this...")

(Rex Monday, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

Roadkill sex machine?

As in having sex with roadkill?

Ewwwwwww....

Morning all!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)

LAST MINUTE SALE

(MisterHorlix, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

Sick, but woo

no - realy - it is

(DrNibdy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)

You're going down.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

You're going up!

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Feline Dogcatcher

(Lupustheflyingdog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)

hot dogs! get your hot dogs!

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

Duh :P

That's how the cats make enough money after being fired for gross misconduct.

(Lupustheflyingdog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

Question are you allowed to disown your mates if they mail you to tell you they've got engaged to this...

...

ihatehimihatehimihatehimihatehim

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

your mate's

engaged to Liv Tyler???????

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)

yeah

I used to work for him but I've kept in contact
istillhavehimistillhavehimistillhavehimistillhavehimistillhavehim

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)

Don't forget genetics...

...She'll end up looking like her dad.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)

I see

nothing wrong with that... even with the craggy wrinkles and the enormous mouth, I still would ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)

But think of the skin...

...her tits would be so wrinkled you could remove your hand after a good grope and still leave behind an impression. Like a week-old party balloon that's fell down the back of the radiator.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)

all old women

are like that though

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)

can I just say

EEeewwwwww!

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Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)

Yes you can

and you'd be right to.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

and the dryness

sorry i've just repulsed myself as well

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)

No offence mate

but where's the joke?

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

sadly

none!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

I know

it's pretty quiet, but why are you posting these photos then?

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)

Well A it's quit and B he is and C it's pretty major news for me I knew he was goingout with her but I harboured my secret hopes:P

isawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirstisawherfirst

EDIT/ oh and D is my night for getting pissed on the board

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)

Yeah

but A is not really an excuse and neither's B.

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

You must be gay...

...bum gay

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)

He is not gay

merely happy.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)

Bum happy?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)

I can be gay

if I want to be...

Right, sport - the true reason for being up this early.

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)

And late for me

(in Sydney)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)

Sydney eh?

The Pommie:Aussie ration must be almost at London levels down there right now...

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

OK guys...

easy now.

Here's a link to something I did yesterday, just to enhance the thread. Maybe.
www.b3ta.com/board/2369276

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)

Wow

seedwaste!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

and I for one

thought that was genius!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)

Cheers!

now going to watch the rugby final I don't even watch rugby...what's going on?

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)

Ewwoo!

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)

i think you should have sympathy for him

yes i saw it before the edit

More ning i say

(1, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)

beckmäh

prolly been done, no???

(

pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)

They've been doing it for years, so it's time they got hired

(Fragger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)

You looking at mi bird

!!!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)

Tee hee hee

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)

OK pop quiz. Can anyone tell me who this luverly laidy is. Anyone about 26 and over may get it

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)

someone with the name Jen

or so the filename suggests... I'm over 26 but I have no idea

Edit: yes it is, only it last for three months instead of a day or two

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)

Think mid 90's sitcom

I used to fancy her something rotten!!!

EDIT/ is morning sickness like a hangover but with babies?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)

US/UK?

Basic plot synopsis..?

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)

see below

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:19, archived)

No idea,

but she pretty...

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)

I'm 29 and

have no idea.
And I'm normally good on celebs of the past

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Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:16, archived)

It's a grown up (hubba hubba) Six from blossom!!!

I saw her first!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)

oooh!

she was cute, as long as she didn't open her mouth ;)

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)

Oh I loved that voice

bit like Joey Lauren Adems!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)

you strange

person. however in contrast to Blossom, who looked like a horse and with about as much grace dancing those opening credits, there wasn't much else to look at

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:25, archived)

Yeah that top hat thing was just wrong!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)

I used

to fancy Blossom...

Those two girls were barely enough reason to watch that awful show.

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)

Blossom?! Naa she was a nose on legs!

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)

I quite liked

the dad, despite the mullet...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)

There is never an excuse for the ape drape!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

Ijon

you disappoint me - I thought you were a man of taste*

*could be a lie

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)

Hey

I'm not saying I wouldn't Six as well, but I was young, I was more naive..!

Edited.

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

was?

;)

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

She's grown up and had a nose job.. didn't work tho!

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

2 reasons why I wouldn't remember

1. I never much liked blossom
2. I have a major dislike of the cheesy american teen look.
I find orthodontic smiles a real turn off.

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)

But it's Six!!!

What about Joey Lauren Adams? I'd just marry the voice!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:24, archived)

who's

Joey Lauren Adams??

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:25, archived)

Girl out of

Mallrats and chasing amy.

If you haven't heard of them you really should watch the Jay and Silent Bob films: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma (never ever watch Jay and Silend Bob strike back).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)

I've seen everything

in the Askewniverse. Her voice sounds like she's been at the helium. You could clean spoons with it.

You should watch the Clerks animated series.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)

Never saw

the cartoon, but the comics are funny.

(

Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

Have done

yeah but what hellium!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike back was

THE WORST film I've seen in a long time.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)

You've seen worse

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)

worst film ever was

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

100% of FACT

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)

Oh boy George YES!

There are soo many shite films out there.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

Not seen

Jay & Silent Bob, but shirley it can't be as bad as Dogma?

(

Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)

Dogma is good

thats what was so disappointing.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)

...

I liked it.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

29!

didn't know you were as old as that!

you don't look it

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)

he doesn't look a day over 35 ;)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)

hahaha

morning mum!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)

morning

I've gone off the whole idea of having another baby now...

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)

Awww no

I'm sure it's only a phase....

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Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

yeah

I'll be feeling better by January... this morning sickness is much worse than I had with the ratbag, and that lasted 14 weeks...

I'll be fine, it's just an exhausting stage to get through.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)

I don't envy you

one bit and so you have my sympathies.

(

Ijon Tichy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)

and after all this

I'll have to give birth! gah! what have I done!

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)

And has all his own teeth

I'm happy watching Chocky (just for the old people within out midst)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)

thanks

no really

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)

*smooch*

no problem sweetie :D

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

Thank you very much

I'd love to say it was my healthy life style, but that would be a lie.

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)

Bigger.......

www.jennavonoy.de/photos/NewPromo.jpg
My word.

(Experiment 626, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)

I'm 24

and I knew it was six

(

CowJam, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Might have been done, might have been not. Who gives a monkey's great aunt's niece

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)

hehe

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:00, archived)

ha ha - woo

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)

that's genius!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)

heh nice, subtle

subtle = it took me ages to switch my brain on

does anyone remember that pub-in-a-shed link that was in a newsletter ages ago? I've given up on googling, my head's full of mince, but I need to know.

(

Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)

even if it's been done,

i love it. simply marvelous.

(schteev, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

this nice man gave me some candie at the park today.

(joshuaemerson, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)

hmmm...

I see a trend

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)

four candles?

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:59, archived)

'andles for forks

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:04, archived)

hurrah

good morning

I wasn't sure if there'd be amyone up who would give the correct response

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:09, archived)

I'm surprised I remembered my name

with this hangover

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:19, archived)

HANGOVER

AT THIS TIME!

:)

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:20, archived)

owwww

sdoppidt

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:20, archived)

arg

fifteen men on a dead man's chest
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
drink the devil be done for the rest
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

(joshuaemerson, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:29, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

avast ye me heartie

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:30, archived)

Evil woman ;-)

I must have been drunk last night - I agreed to go clothes shopping today (after the rugby, of course)

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:25, archived)

are you sure?

it's possible you were so drunk you don't remember anything and you're being lied to.

i use this tactic after bashes

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:27, archived)

ahhh

I like your thinking there - must remember that for after the Brighton Bashes.

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)

hehe

and the photos?

don't trust them, it's a group of photoshop geeks.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:29, archived)

The lies!

I didn't know you had it in you Mr Berk!

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)

that's doctor to you

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:49, archived)

only me?

or just in general?

(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:50, archived)

depends

what you're saying ;-P

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:52, archived)

Sadly its in writing

well text at least

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:32, archived)

eep

erm. dust the keyboard for prints? ;-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:33, archived)

well it's kept me from getting up

(

Pootle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)

hehe

i like that a lot

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)

it's still hard for me to believe how such

a talanted musician (revolutionary, and you can't deny it)
can be so messed up

i think i lived a more sheltered life than i'm willing to admit.

*edit* - "I'll never live the life that wakes me in the night."

/apple

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:25, archived)

he never had a childhood

not a proper one

(

kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:27, archived)

very true.

it's sad, really.

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)

that made sense

before you edited.

now it hurts my eyes

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)

hahahah....

sorry, i've drank a couple bottles of wine.

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:29, archived)

hehe

i seem to be developing rather a hangover :-(

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:30, archived)

that's what you get for drinking

or something

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kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)

nah

it's what you get for not keeping yourself hydrated while you drink

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:32, archived)

when I used to drink, I'd only ever get headaches if I drank water afterwards.

I don't really get hangovers though. I used to think the feeling was nice for laying around in bed all the next day.

(

kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:34, archived)

lucky you!

i dread the next day.

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:35, archived)

I've since decided that

I don't enjoy being drunk

(

kitty meow meow, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:36, archived)

odd

but lucky.

i've only really started getting hangovers since i've cut right back on the drink

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:36, archived)

ha!

and the older i get, it seems the longer it takes to recover from them.

i'm only 23, and i swear it's doubled since i was 19.

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:38, archived)

only 23?

i'm 18 :-P

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:38, archived)

remember though,

i wasn't legal until 21 years (being from the US).

i was actually a very good kid, and didn't really drink until then.
of course, by that time, i was a bit out of control.

*-night all, i'm passing the hell out. : )

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:41, archived)

hehe

i wasn't a good kid at all, drinking from about 15... really bad move :-(

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:43, archived)

hehe

night

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:44, archived)

hehe

2:30am, not quite there yet.

a wine buzz is the best you can have....
but it gives me such a headache in the morning.

(

cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:32, archived)

hehehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:34, archived)

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