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Er.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

He's been

Sponged.

S-s-s-s-pong-g-g-g-g-G

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

hmm..

The effect has depleted. I think we need to keep at least 90 minutes between spongs.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

mwahahahaha!

wow it looks like i've really started something LOL. i agree though, we need a bit of time between 'em hehehe.

but perhaps a spong hour sometime? :D :D :D

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 16:01, archived)

Woohoo

my 3 weeks off work officially starts now !!

yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

hmmm

http://www.dolliseum.com/

edit/ sorry if you've seen this before, I'm testing my posting as I'm having a few probs...

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Staticgirl, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

Poem

to amuse emus
on warm summer nights

kiwis do wee-wees
from spectacular heights

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

clapclapclapclapclap...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

Hoo roo

that's my new favouritest poem in the world, ever.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:55, archived)

that was my first post

in ...a million years, feels like i never left....

(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:56, archived)

this special hour

is very underused recentley, don't you think ? Well to make up for it, here's a fest of girls in comfy shoes

Every one of them is suitable I promise!

(JBoom, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:43, archived)

some of them have problems with blackheads tho...

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Staticgirl, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

why?

do 2 of them have funny black face masks??

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

i have

no idea whatsoever ! Maybe they're just too damn fugly ?

(JBoom, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:46, archived)

They are the Unknown Lesbians.

Striking fear and terror into the dark underbelly of the heterosexual world.
Fear them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

So what's going on with the two blacked out faces

that makes the picture seem quite sinister.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

whatever happened

to work-safe bestiality hour?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:48, archived)

someone

buggered it up...

/coat

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 31 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

The blacked-out faces add to the sleaze.

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Your Mum, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

yeah !

Maybe they are the ones sucking on big black dildos ??

(JBoom, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

yay!

gives me chance to spaz this out...

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rufus, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:55, archived)

Wahey!

*giggles*

(Romana, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:58, archived)

any good?

could do a whole set, couldn't you?

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rufus, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

Heh!

I want one.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:43, archived)

You could make your own

at This Place, I would but can't be arsed!

(Sheng-ji, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

I want one!

Woo sponsored by the mythical lesbian hour...

(Romana, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:44, archived)

We both want one!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

So we do.

Fight you for it.

What am I saying...

(Romana, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:48, archived)

easy now

there's plenty for everyone

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rufus, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

Can't we share?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:50, archived)

Are you from Sesame Street?

You are, you're Elmo, aren't you?

(Romana, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:53, archived)

I wish I was.

Then I would be red and fuzzy and twenty times more huggable.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

woo me

front page!

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rufus, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

Celebrate my jubilee...

Or be assimilated!

(Romana, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:40, archived)

if this one's anything

to go by, i can't see belly painting catching on

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stouffer, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:39, archived)

LOL!

(Romana, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

like it

that would make a splendid tattoo.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:43, archived)

Late afternoon wake up call

For when it's nearly home time and you haven't done any work yet.

64.246.28.104/files/elephant.swf

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:38, archived)

Ow!

my ears hurt now! (already had music on the go so was a tad loud for the office!)

good one none the less.

(skulker, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

It was a spaz from the depths of b3ta

There's some pretty odd things lying around on the b3ta server - but i think that's usually the point ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

a proper attempt...

(paullakesknee, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

Now that,

I do like.

(Amerella, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:33, archived)

that is

both woo and yay.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

I take back all I said (except the bit about p'shop skills)!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:39, archived)

thanks...

i'll stop arsing about now....

(paullakesknee, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:41, archived)

You'd better leave the board, then!

Hehe! ;)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

Arse

10 days ago I checked the wrong box whilst installing a secure certificate on one of our servers and it's been denying access to people ever since.

Can anyone confirm that they can see this image?

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chthonic, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)

I can see it

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rogan, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

Thanks a lot

Don't check the 'require 128-bit encryption' box in IIS... it means require an HTTPS connection for all resources as well :(

Oh well. Nobody complained...

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chthonic, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

Yep

I can see it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

what picture? - the building?

nope

sorry

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flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

i see it

yep i do

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:31, archived)

Well it forced me to download it

but it transferred ok...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:32, archived)

i couldn't

could be our firewall though..

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Staticgirl, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:33, archived)

Bonkers.

Some of you've probably seen this before, but it's new to me, and it's a bit mad.
The things you find on Google images...

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:20, archived)

errrrr........

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:23, archived)

Is that a

bit old then? I dunno. You've seen everything on the interweb about 10 times over, you have.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:25, archived)

Nonono.. i meant "errrrrrr..."

as in "What the fuck?" :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

Well, quite.

It's a bit odd innit?
Cor, you mean I actually found something Lumpbucket has never seen before? Crikey. Go me.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)

I'd never seen it,

and I must say I was very surprised it was an American site...

(Amerella, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

Do you think it

disguises the fact that they are fat.

'No, Im not fat, I'm just carrying around this Watermelon.'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)

'No, I'm not pregnant,

I'm just fat'.

Oh, wait...

(Amerella, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

I wasn't

all those elasticated waistbands

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flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)

not old

just a bit errr...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:28, archived)

one question

why?

(Biscuitfairy, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:29, archived)

Hmmm.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

confused

and nonplussed all round, I think.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

Like I said:

Bonkers.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:33, archived)

I dunno...

I've seen much odder things than painting preggers ladies bellies on the internet...

(christophaloph, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

Well yeah,

I din't say it was the most bonkers thing ever. Proabably only 50% relative bonkersness. But that's still quite bonkers.
Bonkers bonkers bonkers bonkers.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

really?...

do share...

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 31 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

I don't know if anyone's seen this

But it almost made me cry...
clicky

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Monkeyboy, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

Aah

that has touched my heart.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

hooray

a happy ending!

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rogan, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:20, archived)

I like the quote

"We had offers from other people willing to pay for corrective surgery"

WTF !?! Some people do have too much spare cash don't they !

(JBoom, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:21, archived)

Poor

fing.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:22, archived)

Wow -

Just like the big head guy in The Goonies.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:23, archived)

ha ha

you mean sloth

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flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

Hey You Guyyyyssss!

Feckin Goonies.
'Go on, do The Truffle Shuffle' has haunted me since childhood.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

As if they would booby trap

the treasure so creatively.. with that organ etc.. shite

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flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

what,

you mean you found The Goonies a little far-fetched?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:37, archived)

Oh? you mean it wasn't it a documentary

All these years I have been saying that blue-beard was no match for one-eyed willy.

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flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

I had the game on

my ATARI 600XL

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flares, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:44, archived)

can't they just drown it in a lake?

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:38, archived)

LOL!

This Spong thing is still making me giggle! Fan-fucksocksing-tastic!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

every time...

that's the only thing that ACTUALLY makes me spit with laughter.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:46, archived)

Shit -

just replied to an e-mail with "you can certainly hummus"...
...not as bad as the time I replied to a bad joke from someone with "That is fucking sick..." and they replied apologising profusely.

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

heheh

thats alright... bewildering people via email is fun :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:20, archived)

hehe

i bet the recipient thought you were a bit odd. futile trying to explain it as well, would just make it worse....

(hazey, Fri 31 May 2002, 15:22, archived)

poor queenie