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Fonzie Flood

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:55, archived)

FYI

get the Fonz here:
www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/fonzie.jpg

(lsd4all, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:56, archived)

ANOTHER EVIL

I HATE THE FONZ, he scares me, maybe it's that 50's goofiness with a touch of 70's sleaze or the fact that toomany american teenagers think they're reliving Happy Days. wrong wrong wrong...

(Miss Chockie, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:21, archived)

Woo

I didn't spot it until your followup. I likey lots.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:58, archived)

just an interpretation...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 19:44, archived)

yeeeeeeaaaah!

kitten glue! intee lovely? don't squeeze him too hard!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:51, archived)

now that conjures up some images

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:13, archived)

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:17, archived)

koit

after listening to hummus we need to vary the theme for supremem results

i ay the fine b3tan is destined for childrens program theme music

the kind you look back oin nostalgically and go that was a fucking top/funny pic for a theme tune

so any suggestions for the name of a kids tv show koit should record and write lyris for

i say this all without asking so bleh your time may be wasted

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:44, archived)

Bring it on

You lot decide - I shall give whatever a whirl........gives me summat to do during my "ow ! shit I have a big scar on my leg" phase.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:53, archived)

the Can't Fucking Hummus Song is awesome...

big ups to koit in a hummussing stylee, etc...

love the gibberish bit.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:37, archived)

Agreed.

Not being able to fucking hummus has never sounded so good.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:57, archived)

has anybody got the

URL?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:05, archived)

Sir

It's on this page right now.

Quick before it's spazzed!

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:09, archived)

listening noe

(how fucking blind am I????)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:15, archived)

How many fingers

am I holding up right now?

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:17, archived)

14?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:26, archived)

Close,

but not right.

;-)

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:28, archived)

who

said that?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:32, archived)

Cheers matey

Many more to come

Am looking forward to the "lumpy" song for bovine2000

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:51, archived)

Apologies for

my "over the bandwidth limit" front page kakness..

Nothing like mindless violence to make it better.

it's been one of those days..

(ed_case, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:32, archived)

well

i've done it... 4 times while i wasser with netfirms, they is pooh, even with an image which you had to click on to read proberly, maybe people aren't lazy afterall..

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:36, archived)

very neat.

i like the innards.

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nodmonkey, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:56, archived)

Heeelllloooo Everyone

How are you all?, on this lovely summer evening?!!

(wifeofpizza, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:13, archived)

absolutely wonderful, thank you!

the sun is setting over the mountains, i have b3ta and it is a friday. i feel all warm and good. i trust you are having an equally pleasant evening?

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:18, archived)

er, sort of

she's sitting watching the sun setting over some houses, whilst clipping her toenails in her underwear :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 19:20, archived)

an endearing image =)

think i might go to the shops for munchies- the best bit about exams is you can totally justify slobbing out with chocolate and icecream

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:25, archived)

The sun is setting over the Forth Estuary, and I've just opened a beer.

Unfortunately, I still have some tiling to do in the bathroom, but I've already done quite a lot, so I'm due a beer break.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:30, archived)

mmm... beer...

fancy doing another edinb3tan in a couple of weeks? the last one was class- this time i can get ratted in double time =)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:38, archived)

sure...

when do you finish the old exams?

I'm mostly around over the next few weeks, bar the odd day in London, Newcastle, Liverpool...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:54, archived)

erm... 13th

so i'm free from the 14th onwards (bar the odd birthday, etc)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:08, archived)

It's not fair.

You've got mountains, where's my mountains? I want mountains.

:(

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:38, archived)

they're only little mountains

well all right, they're steep hills. but they look mountainous, and they've got a ski slope on them. it's a nice view, anyhow =)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:41, archived)

I've been to

~~Edinb3ta~~ ~~Edinburger~~ Edinburgh several times, and they're lovely steep hills.

The view from Calton Hill is fucking ace.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:46, archived)

I can see Calton Hill from my kitchen window...

a few hundred metres away. Looking lovely up there tonight.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:56, archived)

Lucky you

All I can see from my window is the row of houses on the other side of the road.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:02, archived)

Pretty good, despite being a grumpy sod for most of the day!

And despite the fact that I am now composing letters to various members of a particularly unhelpful Council. Still, b3ta should keep me jolly... :)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:22, archived)

looooovely

in almost every part of my life. Agreeable boozy lunch with old mate in Providores, quiet afternoon, beers with some surprisingly nice people outside a Marylebone pub and a fast hansom cab home to my Baker Street lodgings where my amenuesis Watson has administered something doctors call a "speedball" to me. Now, if I could just download some paintshop plugins...

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littlebean, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:50, archived)

Disco Jesus

Oh dear. I'm going to hell

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Jimmeh, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:12, archived)

You're not goin to hell

you're goin to the front page!!!!

(Tony, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:15, archived)

i'm mr maturity

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:06, archived)

don't you mean:

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:12, archived)

hooray!

that is of course what i meant!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:12, archived)

Koit!

There just are not words to describe how great the hummus song is!

WOOOOOOOOOOO times infinity!

Woooo and Yay until I explode!

Just fan-fucksocksing-tastic!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:02, archived)

...so

you're pleased with it, yes?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:05, archived)

Yeah!

The bit where he starts singing gibberish (Ningy Nongy Bang etc.) just has me giggling like girl every time ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:07, archived)

have to say

tis rather very good :)
nice one koit

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 31 May 2002, 19:33, archived)

Just got back from my footie game

Glad you all like - especially you LB - I knew you were impatient for it

Glad tidings

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:38, archived)

as I said above...

CLASS.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 20:43, archived)

hurrah for

THIS PAGE.

It has more pics on it than the entire 1 and a half hours I spent time spazzing.
What's with the idle gossip nowadays?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 18:33, archived)

Bollocks, innit.

I think a lot of people try to make throwaway comments and end up dragged into monster arguments.
That's what happens to me anyways.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:37, archived)

/realises this is also an idle thread gossip type thread..

I noticed a few ' I haven't said anything for a while so I'll ask a question' posts and (this is my opinion) lots of crap. there was some really class humour (as usual) and I giggled lots, so i guess I shouldn't be griping, but I really felt, for the first time, that I wasted a lot of time reading a lot of needless crap.

/gets coat, cries out onto balcony, jumps off holding comfort blanket

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 18:42, archived)

oh...

...that's what I do though.

*hangs head in shame and resolves to tatoshop more kittens*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:06, archived)

and me

sorry everyone

(Mattyboy, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:33, archived)

And me

(Says Jonny 5-posts)

(Trousers_of_time, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:42, archived)

*hug!*

we love you just for who you are!

(i think the board's just going through a dark patch cos lots of us stoodents are stressed out, and we're passing on the stress. should be as right as rain, soon.)

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:44, archived)

look

i'm fucking sick of people making throwaway comments like that... etc.

we must focus on the kittens. the glue that binds us together is made from the kittens.

and lumpbucket makes the machines that make the glue, so he's extra special.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:44, archived)

Woooooooooooo!

Kittens! Glue! Oh, the possibilities!
You are quite right as ever.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:49, archived)

spacefish, spacefish,

he's the dude!
Says nice things
but never rude!

He's the man
and no mistake,
we love his smiles
and the pics he makes!

spacefish, spacefish,
always nice,
knows how to cut and paste
and splice

we all love b3ta
furtive too,
and I love spacefish.
so do you.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 18:50, archived)

pickledpizza

knows how to rhyme
writes lovely poems all the time!

pickledpizza
cut's and pastes
his photoshopping's
fucking ace!

pickledpizza
he can draw
the bestest things
you ever saw!

pickledpizza's
really great
a woo yay houpla
lovely mate!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:12, archived)

beautiful

:)
thanks m8!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 19:16, archived)

nonono

thank you! *happy hug*

*happy hug everyone!*

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:27, archived)

A Nice Walk In The Woods:

Hot Moomin Action!
I was gonna make this into something funny, but I decided that I like him as he is.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:31, archived)

i was waiting for a punchline

i'm stupid aren;t i

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:36, archived)

Sorry,

no punchline. It's just a nice fingy.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:38, archived)

but why

is the floor covered with fried eggs?

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smirny ~(8(|), Fri 31 May 2002, 19:01, archived)

Them's genuine

Moominland Flowers. Nicked from screen grabs and everything.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:02, archived)

He really needs drum n bass doesn't he?

Or a bit of SL2,
but still very very clever. woo!
(and an even bigger woo for the button, class MrT, class.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 31 May 2002, 18:38, archived)

that is just crying out for...

the moomin to be reunited with long lost love that is furtive in a slow-mo romatic bouncy film style.

& it lacks kittens.

(MiNK, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:44, archived)

that is coo

coo coo cooool.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:46, archived)

Nice bit of

paralax! Have a cute

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:12, archived)

Woo

I love your flash stuff, the drum n bass thing is double woo, triple yay.

That's proper a proper moomin, not the cartoon crap. Something about that Moomins program scared my shitless when I was a kid.

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Craymen, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:07, archived)

woo to crab_bloke for

his futuristic prediction type gubbins!
Scroll halfway down to a message starting with 'to be serious'

click me! click me!

I'll traverse the timespaz to find out how to link direct to the message; I know it's summat to do with putting the message number in slashes after the url......

(witchy_downstairs_in_the_sun_with_beer, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:21, archived)

stick

'/board' in the url

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:32, archived)

the article in question

is here

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spacefish bong!, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:34, archived)

star men

you two. I forgot I'd posted that 'cos I realised I was burning me bleedin' pizza and scarpered into the kitchen to rescue a v.burnt thing from the oven. Arse.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 31 May 2002, 20:48, archived)

complete list of celebs from the plate below

Kylie
andi peters
brian blessed
dave gorman
beckham
gary coleman
andy hart davies.
ryan stiles.
mr miyogi
Cat from red dwarf aka danny john jules.
congrats to everyone who got some.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:15, archived)

danny john jules?!

fuck! didnt recognise him at all, even when i managed to stop the flow of peoples

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:18, archived)

he's been eaten by the

gif monsters

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:21, archived)

i had to reduce colors

so the picture went pretty poor quality.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:22, archived)

also

hate to do this but

adam hart-davies

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:20, archived)

Er.

I think you'll find it is , in fact, Adam Hart-Davis.
Sorry.
Hehehehehe

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:36, archived)

fucksocks

i was even looking at that bloody page as i mis-spelled his name!

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:46, archived)

That kind of thing

happens to me all the time...

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:01, archived)

what?

getting adam hart davies' name wrong when looking at his site?

dont even think of whipping intellectual monkey elvis on me!

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:21, archived)

woo. I've been away all day. Hope you've been behaving.

just uploaded Today's Kazoorazy Gallery

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:13, archived)

osama spong laden

strikes again

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trashcanglam, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:03, archived)

sorry to be harsh

but thats not funney

(MiNK, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:47, archived)

It's not funney,

but it's fucking funny!

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:33, archived)

If you don't find that funny,

then you're on the wrong board. Thats only worth a 5 on the b3ta-fucking-sick-ometer if you ask me.

(Trousers_of_time, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:51, archived)

yeah.

(the scale goes up to 437)

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rockyrobin, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:58, archived)

kebab shop canvessing

there's a boarded up bank in weston and in green spray paint someone's written..

BEST
KEBABS
IN TOWN
CURRY CENTER

in scrawly handwriting, I thought it was pretty groovy

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:00, archived)

THE NEW SONG IS HERE - I CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS

Here is the new song "I can't fucking Hummus" www.stuhawkes.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/HUMMUS.mp3
. Lyrics by Lumpbucket, with a little bit of tinkering by me. You can catch my other efforts at www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

Hope you guys like and if anyone else out there would like a song done of one of their characters, please mail me at [email protected] with the lyrics and a picture of your character.

Cheers all

BIG SHOUT TO STU FOR HOSTING ONCE AGAIN - LUVVERLY MAN !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:50, archived)

Is this site going incredibly slow

or is it just me ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:53, archived)

yeah it is slow as

fu....ace song btw.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:55, archived)

Cheers matey

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:59, archived)

It's veerrryyyy sslloooowwww

Newsletters out and everyones doing jailbait or legal. I imagine.

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Wifey, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:56, archived)

didn't b3ta go titsup .com

in the morning?

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:01, archived)

It did

too much traffic, so Rob took down female/shemale etc and that fixed it. Until now. Too many people trying to do the quizes.. Need bigger and better servers or more servers... need more money..
Poor b3ta. Tis a victim of its own success..

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Wifey, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:05, archived)

let more of those

www.supperhilariousgjokesandcrap.com mirror them

did rob get anywhere with ads on the quizes?

(minoltion, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:08, archived)

Dunno

It's a problem though.

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Wifey, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:12, archived)

It nosedived once the newsletter

went out! Not much we can do about that really :)

(witchy_downstairs, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:56, archived)

Jummm Yip middle

ooy awa!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:09, archived)

ten people i'd like to see as monarchs.

Can anyone name them all??

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:45, archived)

im thinking i can see a few

brian blessed?
beckham?
gaz top?
gary coleman?
andy peters?
dave gorman?

edit: i no longer beleive i can see gaz top in there

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:50, archived)

not bad

no gaz top though.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:51, archived)

Umm

kylie, a yooung michael jackson and Chairman Mao

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Wifey, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:53, archived)

I love the fact

that Ryan Styles is though

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:54, archived)

Who

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Wifey, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:57, archived)

Chap from Whose Line is it anyway

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:01, archived)

not sure he is

i think scientific tests have shown that the combination of dave gormans comedian aura combined with gary colemans trademark smug face cause visions of ryan in the human mind

however the effect of such a combination on monkeys proves only to pump subliminal messages of "try crack, its much better for you" into their little heads

edit: ignore me

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:58, archived)

ryan stiles is...

a comedian from whose line is it anyway. funny as hell.

The only one left is the guy after andi peters.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:02, archived)

check

below

wild stab in the dark though

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:03, archived)

add to the list

kylie
little man from karate kid (cant remember name)
science on a bike with colourful shellsuit man
shaft?

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:54, archived)

yep yep and yep

couple more yet.

Edit* Not shaft though

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:57, archived)

is shaft

actually sly of the family stone?

plus weve established ryan styles IS in there and its not just monkey psychology

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:02, archived)

fraid not

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:07, archived)

Adam Hart-Davis

is shellsuit-bike-science-man. Who we should definitely interview one of these days.

(tomsk, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:57, archived)

i agree

that guy is some kind of genius.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:00, archived)

im gonna

try my hardest to arrange that

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:06, archived)

well

ive got an email (not too difficult!) if i were to wish to go ahead and arrange something

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:15, archived)

you got

my vote.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:19, archived)

And Jasper Carrot!

Yay!
No?
Oh...
/coat

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:57, archived)

Yay!!

oh wait....No.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:59, archived)

but for the LOVE OF GOD don't

put the ITV digital Munkey' in it.

Pls.!

(MiNK, Fri 31 May 2002, 18:54, archived)

huh?

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 31 May 2002, 19:19, archived)

where'd

that mantlepies anim go?

(skagg, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:38, archived)

Aye!

Ì were just replying to say how excellent it is...

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helmetcream, Fri 31 May 2002, 17:42, archived)

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