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I have no idea why I did this. Just seemed like it needed doing.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)

Good show

Poirot!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:34, archived)

You're getting used to this

potatoswapping lark aren't you Mr.T?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)

Yeah,

it's not so hard when you get the hang of it.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:54, archived)

childish is good

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)

Woooooooooooo.

that's fab.
I'm pissed. Woooooooooooooo.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)

woo to pissedness

i was only adding to your already-fab pic!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)

i found this in my pocket

what should i do?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)

OMG!

You must do something immediately.
Unleash the fury of b3ta on them, the evil monsters.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)

er..

find a place to get cheaper socks?

(bhell13, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)

Looks the right width

to make a long roach from.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

Did you

buy a microwave toad?

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rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)

microwave toast

my own invention. i will be rich

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)

microwave toast?

But... surely that's just warm bread?

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rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)

not so

it is toast that can be made in a microwave and still get a crispy brown finish. much like micro-chips revolutionised junk food (by making it even more disgusting), microwave toast will revolutionise, er, more junk food (by making it disgusting).

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)

how about

microwave salads, ready in under 3 minutes...

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rogan, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)

have you been reading the

spacefish (holdings) mission statement then?

the boys in the lab are doing some amazing work on instant water granules, let me tell you...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:59, archived)

evian

will never let it get to market...

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rogan, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:06, archived)

But what do you

add to 'em?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:39, archived)

as m'aaaaaam is stealing all the limelight

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

indeed sah!

Bloody media hogging, that's what it is. Ozzy should've dedicated his entire set to you! None of this royal bollocks. I've had more mails from you than I've had from HMQ so fuck 'er!

is the Tower open this time of year?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

wie

alt bist du?

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rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

Glaubst Du,

daß das jemand versteht?
[Edit: Woo/Yay to minoltion's birthday, of course!!]

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azerty, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)

ich verstehe

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rosey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)

happy minoltion day!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

Happy Birthday,

you!

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)

i think

a shakespear posting could be a birthday treat..?

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)

This do ya?

Alternatively I could dig out my 3rd year essays for you...

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)

happy birthday to you!

happy birthday to you!
happy birthday dear minoltion!
happy birthday to you!

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)

Happy Birthday

Have a Vibri woo yay!

(bhell13, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:32, archived)

just to get things back to

(what passes roughly as) normality:

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

hmmm

yep i suppose that's normal..isn't it?

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)

you can tell

cos the threads are lasting for more thatn two brief posts at a time. Woo for conversation.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)

uh oh

does this mean that this one dies now?

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

Nope

unless I've just killed it.
...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)

ashes to ashes

dust to dust...yep dead

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)

wot

he said.

oh

What was the highlight of the evening then chaps?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

ozz

and beered up dadrock

(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

Ozz

and seeing the fireworks five miles away from me bedroom window. Woo!

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)

Hehe! If I'd known

the ozzmeister was gonna be on when he was we might've postponed watchin' 'Diners' on Choice......funny as fuck tonight.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)

the meaning

of life

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rockyrobin, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)

Great though that film is,

I'd not swap a viewing of that for seeing Charles', Wills' and Harry's shit-eating grins after Ozzy did "Paranoid".
That was fucking priceless, and pure class.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)

'Twas the only thing

they reacted to. Even Colonic Tittens didn't raise a smile.
I reckon that bit of cloth looked better on Kylie anyway.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)

Well... back to work for me tomorrow...

nighty night.

Enjoy your extra day off, southerners!

And thanks to all for a top evening on the board. One of the best.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

BB Hinge and Bracket.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

Hehehehehe

etc.

(Blue™, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:24, archived)

god bless 'er!

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tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

Can you...

...do a "Yay" one to go with it?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)

fantastic

bloody good

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

you

are great

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)

well done...

rapid-grab-processing man!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)

So... what do we think?

1) Top fireworks
2) Nice lights
3) Fucking awful gig
4) Apart from Ozzy and Tony Bennett
5) Funny as fuck with the b3tans

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

amen

to number 5 brutha

(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

'greed

and add 6) Atomic Kitten should cover up more/less (delete as appropriate)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

Akomic Titten (to borrow someone else's joke, sorry)

should cover themselves up with about 6' more of good British topsoil...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

heh, it was my joke...

Full circle from The Spazz. Woo!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:08, archived)

definitely #5

i could either do some last minute revision now, or i could eat some icecream.

mmm... icecream...

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Was top.
If Tom Jones had done It's Not Unusual, and Brian Wilson had done Good Vibrations without half of the UK pop industry muscling in, it would've been actually quite good.
The royals have postponed the revolution a good few years yet cos of this, I reckon.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

Yay, I'm with you

it was great. I'm proud to be a Brit...

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Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)

Gawd save our gracious kween,

Long live... fuck. Forgot the words.
Err.
Rooooooool Britannia, Britanna roooools the waves...
Erm... Damn...
On Ilkley Moor B'Aht Hat,
On Ilkley Moor B'Aht Hat,
On Ilkley Moor B'Aht Hat,
On Ilkley Moor B'Aht Hat.
Only National Anthem I know.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)

Yawksha lad

then, Mr.T?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:53, archived)

Huddersfield

born and bred.
Stong in th'arm
and thick in t'head.
Thought you knew that...

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:56, archived)

Heh; now that

you mention that rhyme, aye :) It's late, I've been on Bud all night so I'm as sober as a judge :(

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:41, archived)

ozzy does the only decent thing.

(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)

Yay!

Good chap, 'shopping the Unshoppable!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)

shucks...

i try. :)

(cybo, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)

Wooooooo!

Digital justice, dispensed by b3ta once again.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)

you can just see

how much he hates cliff's fake-cheery shoulder-leaning thing.

so he chose to destroy the peter pan of pop. wise.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)

That was truly fabulous

and I've got a great idea for my next 'monkey test'.

(Vivid, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

Miserable Queen actually smiled for a minute there.

ungrateful.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

nah

m8 she just farted

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)

she can't work the hundred yards home either.

lazy monarch.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)

Have a heart...

She's been out of the house all day.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

Before the london centre-of-the-world squad start

(not on b3ta, I hasten to add)

Here in Edinburgh, we do a firework show just as big as this for a whole 45 minute firework concert EVERY YEAR.

It's a goody though.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

yeah but

you have to wear skirts and eat sheep guts.

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tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

Woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

or sometimes vice versa...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

Urgh

eating sheep guts

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

Miserable Queeny actually smiled.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

sheep-gut fact.

vegetarian haggis tastes exactly the same as proper haggis.

use this information wisely.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

some of us like wearing skirts

fortunately there are no pictures to back this up =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)

I spent my 20th birthday

Sleeping under a service station table in Bristol, in a dress with my makeup running.

Lordy, bloody students.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

still in the area

or moved on to better things?

(skagg, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)

which area?

bristol or transvestism? =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

Heh

I haven't even worn makeup in years, that whole Goth thing is too much work.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

i'm not a goth

just a transvestite =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)

Executive?

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

hummus?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)

Izzard?

C'mon, help me out, I'm dying on my arse here...

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)

no idea, sorry

not seen any izzard in three years =(

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

'Kay, right

E. Izzard Esq. describes himself as an "Executive Transvestite" to differentiate himself from bad transvestites (or something).

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

probably, then. i just woke up one day and noticed i'd run out of bloke-clothes.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)

If anyone deserves

the appellation "Executive" (in the Izzard sense), then 'tis you, sir.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

I was deliberately bad

The Doctor Martins set off me 1 pound Oxfam old ladies dress a treat.

You do it properly then? And go outside?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)

well yeah

i don't 'get off' on it and i don't wear wimmin's undies thankyouverymuch, but most of my clothes are women's. it's not particularly noticable in fact (see pics of me at the b3ta bashes for evidence).

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)

I see, I've thought myself on occasion that the mens department looks drab and dull compared the the ladies parts of clothes shops.

Backwards buttons are tricky though.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)

you get used to it

it is mainly cos men's fashions are just one big effort to look the same as everybody else, imo

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)

They are.

As soon as I've got round to buying myself a printer I'm gonna print b3ta images onto transfer paper and stick 'em on all my tee shirts.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)

i have the fear on

some of my t shirts

though the FEAR pic is a bit low res

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)

sorry

i make everything small to cover up my bad photoshopping. pickledpizza made a better hand-drawn version, but i don't know where it is

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)

I prefer small anyway

I don't wanna look like TOO big a twat, just a small logo on the breast should mask my man-tits nicely.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:58, archived)

but

it adds to the loving b3taness

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)

I..

...just want to make the page a little bit wider.

(Emp, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:13, archived)

push the boat out

(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:19, archived)

3 grey bars.

and multi-couloured too. Nice!

(tomsk, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 0:26, archived)

Wasn't there then

I was in the middle of trying to hitchhike from Swansea to Amsterdam. Rag week and all that.

I'm in London now, Hollway in fact.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

Crikey.

You coming out next Saturday for the unofficial bash thingy?

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)

Yep

That's the plan, anyway. I usually do what I plan about seventy percent of the time.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)

Woooooo!

Groovey.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)

..and be in Scotland.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

And so do Alton Towers...

For about a week a year.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

Oh Jebus

Not M People !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

Here's where the deaf finally get some comeback on

all the blind people telling them how great teh music was

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

bohemian rhapsondy

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wooooooooo yay wooooooooooo yay"

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

i can't believe they missed out the headbanging bit

i'm disgusted

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tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

Isn't it

wrong? To segway that into Dancing in the Street and then FUCKING M-PEOPLE??? Who the hell is in charge of this thing?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

the whole show should have consisted of

freddie mercury's reanimated corpse singing bohemian rhapsody for 10 hours.

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tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)

That's bonkers.

There's a 3 mile plume of smoke over central London now. Crikey.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)

ahh

1900 all over again

(minoltion, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

*choke choke*

Gawd bless 'er, Mum!
*wheeze splutter*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

Isn't London

generally like that??

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Wifey, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)

*tugs forelock*

aow yus, that's why we int postin' on b3ta, we're all bravin' the p'luushun and orf ter see ver qween!
/end sarky git - sorry, no offence! :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

Woo

time spaz

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

2 can play at that game

Just caught up on the spaz from this evenin's events while we've been downstairs avoiding the whole fuckin' show!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)

You missed

a highly surreal treat mate. It was very funny.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

indeed...

shite gig, but so much b3tta with b3ta...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

Aye, on reflection

it'd have been a helluva lot more enjoyable if I'd been sat with a lapdog on me knee talkin' to you lot too. We made the mistake of turning over just as Ben 'sellout' Elton was gurning at the camera (after Tony Bennett) and that was enough :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

Ben Elton. One of the

lowlights of the gig I feel.
Urgh.

(tomsk, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

some old queen or other...

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tomdog, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

Look out for WOO's in the fireworks

maybe they'll burn the palace down again

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

class fireworks...

..but didn't that look like the famous photo of the Reichstag in 1933?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

They're not Catherine Wheels,

They're spinning burning Swastikas.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

They

must have been well worried when buckingham palace caught fire yesterday with that lot on top of it

(fragment, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

that is very true

and rather amooosing.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

Nice to hear...

...Jive Bunny getting a go now.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

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