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# you cnuts have got me addicted
to this bluddy game now.
and i never even new Moppet was a word!!!

(crazymum, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# ooh yes...
colloq. (esp. term of endearment) a small baby or child
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# aaah
i see.
(crazymum, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Me too
This and the collapse game also at yahoo.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# office music subversion...
I have some of my more "challenging" CDs in the office at the moment. Someone put on Captain Beefheart, Trout Mask Replica... without really knowing what they were going to get. So now everyone's just struggled through the entire album.

Joy.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# fast and bulbous!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# also ...
a tin teardrop.

hehe. I find Melt Banana and Venetian Snares (anyone got the new one? Rather pleasing) are also good for scaring people with "normal" musical tastes.

[edit] Anyone heard the new Matmos live album? there's a fantastic track that's just 5 minutes of wierd animal noises - it amuses me that Bjork fans might buy it by mistake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# I shall hunt it down...
...sounds essential.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# melt banana
toursed here (notts) recently. fucking BONKERS :D try some DHR for good measure too... atari teenage riot, and mebbe some ultraviolence.. hehe
(bobulatorm, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# used to listen to classical music at one place i worked
people would often call, hear it in the background and ask if i worked in a lift.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# nice
melt bannana , if i put that on i get things thrown at me... try wesley willis.
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Spooky
Similar goings on here with my Joy Division compilation freaking people out
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Isolation
would have been a fun one to watch the reaction to. But hey, at least it wasn't Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music...
(dougal, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)
# try
them on Zappa - 200 motels
i've only ever made it through disc 1
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# I have LOTS of Zappa at home...
...but they're wise to it. I once tried Lumpy Gravy in here.

Of course Trout Mask was produced by Zappa...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# aye
you only get one chance with the zappa!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# broken hearts are for arseholes
its childish but pure brilliance.

'don't fool yourself girl, its winking at you'
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
# my office are wimps
they failed with hot rats and couldnt handle chungas revenge.

pah i thought
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)
# 200
motels was easy!!
no problems with that one.

uncle meat disk 2 was harder with with the 30 minutes of talking
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)
# yes...I think I tried that here once too..
with very short-lived results. Last week I had a Spanish punk compilation, a bunch of mad Russians called Zvuki Mu, Tom Waits in his stranger moments and a Scottish performance poet called Jock Scot.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Well, I'm off home -
And leaving this post as my spazz mark.
Be back later - bye folks.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# my, thats a fine idea leaving a spazz mark.
.
(crazymum, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Might be better
to leave them in reply to other posts, or the board'll be full of the feckers if everyone does it...
(tomsk, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] anybody done this?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Hehehe!
Sometimes dragging up a long dead meme is worth it. And this is it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# that
is great!

i'm still not tired of ayb. after all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)
# 'allo!
Havent been on since saturday. Happy birthday to everyone whos birthday it is/was! :)

Queens jubbly: Crap crap boring shite, except Ozzy :)

Oh, and koit, I was dead impressed with yer songs, and then you go and make "Poor Old Lumpy" which just blows everything aways... serious woo x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 + infinity! You could stick that on a Wonderstuff album and you'd think it was them, and they're ace ;)

WOOO! Urmm... thats about it... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Maybe I should draft Vic Reeves in
for the next number ?

High praise indeed - cheers matey........new song due soon.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# they are seriously good.
keep 'em coming...!
three days off the board? been anywhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Well...
after I went out on the piss on saturday, since then i've been to my bed, my fridge, my desk, and my bath. I've just not bothered b3ta-ing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# kitten jumping
I've been looking everywhere for the picture of the kitten jumping onto the landmine. I don't hate cats I just think it's funny.
(remain, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Well you should!
Cats are evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# In that case you need to
click me! click me! I need clicking!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)
# Reet, that was me
5 minute interlude; back to knocking out fireplaces with a big fuck off electric chisel!
Power Tools bwahahahahahaha!

<sound of house collapsing>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Kai's
Power Tools?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# hehe, no
Bah&Qumbug's cheapestfinest hammer drill stroke chisel. 2 hours flat to completely demolish the housea crappy old fireplace. So woo and yay to me!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Fluffy recreates the greats of advertising
(AlfGarnett, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)
# That is some
quality photoshopping...
...subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Fuzzbucket's
random image search made me do it!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Oo - I can spazz from January
here - my 2nd ever b3ta post:

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# is there
a giant worm up that giant arse?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)
# Oo I 'ope not,
was there one up the giant peach? They might've transferred via some sort of transmoggyrification.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# and the sequel...
(Jamsie, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Very schoolboy
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
yay for saggy udders!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# sppppppaaaazzzz... which reminds me of...


modelled here by the lovely invisible woman.

get one here
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)
# Hehehe
excellent... Blame tomsk :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)
# I think i might
go to work now.
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)
# I'm back
Er, right... So who's in charge here?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# erm
Im very important you hear me,
but no where near in charge.. you want to speak to the boss mate.
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# So what's been happening?
I've got about a month's worth of archives to go through and I'm on dial up.
In Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# besides a bit of drinking
metting up and the occasional funnel or tunnel fun.

there has been the edition of the messenger thingy (wherever it is)
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# New messenger?
New metting up?
Any cute kittens, penguins, to speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)
# there has got to be
something that can be done with this image.
(SF, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)
# oh yes...
happy birthday to meeee
i'm so sad and loneleeee
there's been no post for 3 days now
no birthday cards for meeee
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)
# don't be sad
Happy burpday wasps.
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)
# Happy
Birthday Wasps.
Woooo!
(tomsk, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# It's not a card,
but happy birthday anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)
# All the Best
Happy Birthday and no be sad ok?
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)
# oooh...
convergent evolution? parrallel trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Happy Birthday wasps!
We still love you...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)
# in
a pathetic attempt i tried to sort out my garden an hour ago. The pesky little kids from across the way have knocked down my fence, anyway after getting my head wrapped in a roser bush i started to throw away the ruvvish that my upstairs nieghbour (c**t) threw in my garden . including but not limited to a duvet a rug and some cushions anyway to my suprise when i moved the rug it had become home to a nest of bees. i thought they where wasps at first and did actually shout.....

aaaaaaagh wasps
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)
# thats a lovely
anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)
# i dont
know what to do with all now.
I think i'll leave them bee (akaka) untill i get me skip next month.
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Hur
hur.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)
# aahh
the boy who cried wasps
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# it was a cry from
beyond... calling me out of the wilderness and back into the house ... give aaagh wasps big hugs said the voice.
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)
# yay
for the voices!
ain't schizophrenia great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)
# never
alone. are we....


ill get my coat
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)
# woo
f[hor multiple birthdays
(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)
# happy birthday
to us...?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)
# are you twins?
happity birfdays to you both anyhow.
(crazymum, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)
# hippo birdie
wasps! There's a helluva lot of june birthdays on this board (mine on friday, hint)
so have a marmot!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)
# mmm...
marmot on toast...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# The truth
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)
# woo!
and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# cooeee - just popped in for a quickie
and to let anyone who's interested know that B3TV is here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] no ticket...no ride
i don't care if you're the queen of bloody sheeba...out!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Another triumph!
Fantastic, sir. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)
# sorry
to interupt, but where's the kit page please.
(mad_dog, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)
# It's...
here.
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# wicked
.
(mad_dog, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)
# That angagram game is good, rob...
better leave it alone or I'll never get anything done...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)
# I've downloaded a version for my palmpilot
and really have been playing most of the weekend. I'm seeing everything I read as anagrams now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)
# ooooo....
where's the palm game? I have a few hours on trains later in the week...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)
# it's
here. However it times out after ten plays...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)
# i've been getting round it by deleting it
and beaming it back in from my second plampilot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)
# I think I might just cough up the $15...
not sure I can be arsed with that nonsense... and I haven't a a spare palm, so I'd need to reinstall. I spose I could beam it from my laptop, but feck that.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Who says New Labour have sold out?

Backing British Business, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Si W, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)
# You have too much...
Time, tell me you haven't been taking pics of these people on Princes Street!!!
(Jonty, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# I have very little time...
...but I felt I should knock something up at lunchtime.

No pics from P St, but not a bad idea... or have all the people-holding-signs gags been done?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# *applause*
Have a woo and a yay while we're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

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