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I was looking at worstoftheweb.com

Their featured site (must be a spoof) is
Treasury of Geriatric Erotica

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Watty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

yep

spoof.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

spume and spooge.

Just got a bollocking about the tourettesey things we made.
Apparently the server crashed over the weekend (too many users) and all our other clients sites fucked up.
hehe, hope they dont find out it was me ;)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

Hahahahaha,

without my pants!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

i'll tell em that

a guy with "breel" written on his forehead forced me to do it :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

Suits me

I don't work there :)

Although if you need any freelance work doing, I am desperate for more cash :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

hmm....

interesting...messenger me later.

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Urmm ok...

i'll give you a jolly good messengering whenever you like :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

me too me too

me too me too.
Im soo talented that I'm only allowed in the office 2 hours a day.
*lie*

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

Right

I'm going home.
...Without my pants

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

I am too.

Without my p...
...no, sorry - I think I'll got home with my pants today. Sorry.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

those mobile toilets made me think this would be a good idea..

could have some great weapons too!

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rufus, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

i'd play that!

without my pants

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big daft dave, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

WOOOO!

I reaaaaally want that to be a real game!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

I think that is Yayiffic

fella! (or fellete)

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ramirez brr..., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

fella!

ta!
woo.

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rufus, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

I like to cover my back

but thats a different story

*door slams*

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ramirez brr..., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

thats

cool!!

(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

anyone

seen the Unknown Anorak?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

wouldnt tell you

even if i did :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

pah!

*sulks*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

he lovely, i voted for him

Sir oxford landings dating page bad quality image though, but its very old

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Mr Fancyteeth, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

so did I.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

too

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

he gets my

vote

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

some ukrainian

"About myself: ... To me put in the claim, that I have overtaken a cloud above myself in radius in kilometre. With a thunder and lightnings... And it seems to me, that a lightning is me. But from it to nobody it becomes worse... Oh, maybe... I'm coffee with milk and with sugar. Someone can feel it and enjoy only five minutes, and then forget to the next time... perhaps I'm look like an ICQ which has bored already, but without it is impossible to spend useless hours of the foolish time... Or time is just reflection of me... Well to catch and kill, or to take advantage with benefit for an affair, but it as blindly as wishes to change the world... To be short, the rock Music is my spirit, sports is an image of existence, design is a way of self-expression, relations - style of life.
About my search: now you are reading my questionnaire. Who are you: The incorrigible dreamer and the visionary? Or the pragmatic realist? Are you one of the lads everywhere and in any society, or friends tenderly name you the pain in the neck? Probably you the brunette with green eyes or blue-eyed blond, and can be a brown-haired person with a swarty skin? It seems, whatever occured around, in your eyes thirst of eternal search always will be reflected. Whom you could be for me? The person who is interesting enough to bring in my life something new, and sane enough that this new has not turned back for me as problems. The person, enough clever to appreciate my better qualities, and enough wise that is tolerant to consider my lacks... The World is not too great, and time to us is not so mach so why we waste our time? It is invaluable … or on the contrary there is nothing? Where are you? Are you in Vienna, Budapest, Munich or in Venice, Florence where I'll be this summer? Would be hea" heh?

(bitchass mother hubbard, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

i'm scared to read that

all I see is a sea of words

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

Did you see

Jebus's postings the other day? Gawd.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

I meant the ATARI of old

Not the disgusting mongoloid mutation that Infrogrammes (sic.) have penned under the Atari name/tacked the Atari name to.
Anyway.
Can I join your clan man who offered me to join his clan.
Please.
I'm really good at team Fortress.
As a Spy.

(Olly Aphonix, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

who me?

we only do action half-life coz the people there are a bit older and dont do "you lameass f**k" drivel that you usually get..
www.boom.tk/
*edit - just look at that dross site we made. Oh the shame.*

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

dot tk, eh?

you wanna turn off that popup

login to dot.tk then go to marketing options, or whatever they call it

then choose no banner

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

ah bollox to it.

couldnt be arsed. :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

Sick of the modern atari?

Why not go and have a teenage riot?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

wtf?

follow links from here

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nyarlathotep, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

I'll

see your WTF and raise you a ????????

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

Public Safety Announcement:

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

good stuff

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

I warned him.

You just can't tell kitties anything.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

some trippy videos

for electronic music
www.dmc.dit.ie/decal/

(que, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

Code idea: "Your Cat Doppelganger"

You type in your name and it gives you a page saying, "We've trawled the web and here is a cat called Rob. [picture of cat] Why not [link]read more about him[/link].

It works by sending a query to google images, "cat rob" and parsing the results.

Any takers?

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

you

genius

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tomdog, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

but does anybody want to build it?

or am I going to have to get my hands dirty with boring old code stuff?

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

i'll do it.

but tomorrow. Cant fucking hummus today.
mail me to remind me.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

fuck me...

I did a "greg cat" search and got this. yikes
impotentseasnakes.com/shots/GREG%20&%20CAT.gif

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

I did a 'natalie cat' search and got this

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

dont fancy yours much.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

It's the hat that's putting you off

isn't it?

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

i did 'ed cat' and got these

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big daft dave, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

I think that block loves his cat

a leeeeeeeetle bit too much :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

this is phil cat

...look, it really IS me! That's just exactly how I feel right now!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

wasted.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

no,

only sleepy and wriggly.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

mmmmmmmm

wriggly :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

tee

hee
hee!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)

speaking of cats

have you seen this site?
www.cat-scan.com/scans8.html

(que, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

Nasty site. Never liked it.

Mean to cats. Real cats. Bastards.
</kneejerk>

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

I think, for me,

it's the way you can see from some of the scans that people are holding the cats down as hard as they can 'cause the poor feckers really don't want to be there. I don't like it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

Yah ! Done it....

Let me know if you have any ideas for other doppels you want !
Ma Clicky

Enjoy :)

(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

and here's my doppelganger dog !

Ain't he grand !!!

(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

it's looking good

but I wanted the script to parse the result from google and put the image in a page. It is possible. I wrote a script that did it before - but lost it when we changed server.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

hmmmmmmm...

strokes his non-beardy chin in a beardy manner...

thinks. stops. decides to go home ;) Maybe 2morrow dude !!

(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

yay

i like my doppleganger

mmmmmmmmmmm

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

What an awful picture!

She looks like Billie Piper with no neck!
... don't get me wrong boys and girls, I quite like Cat Deeley - before you all start with the handbags.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

My rabbit doppelganger

is a bit distressing...

That's the first hit...

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MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

neck?

who got as far as the neck?

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loolah potato, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)

Geek-Culture

I'm starting a BSC (Hons) in Computer & Video Games in September...somebody must be able to recommend a good geek website I can start to frequent...
I will fully immerse myself in the life of a geek and play Counter Strike, Command & Conquer maybe even Team Fortress and talk about how games were better in the old days and complain about all these kids wearing Atari t-shirts nowadays...they probably don't even know who Atari are do they? DO THEY?

Dammit.
I've got myself all angry and frustrated now.

(Olly Aphonix, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

play action half-life

it rules. You can join my clan if ya want.
That geeky enough for you??

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

You can do degrees

in the history of defunct computer mags?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

I'll have you know

That computer and Video Games is still on sale. Now thats geeky.

(Slacker, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

I'll have you know...

a mate of mine used to be a reviewer for C+VG, then got moved onto console mags, then became an ed of Penthouse(I think - anyone who has a copy check the credits for Chris Heyward - don't be shy! def a porn rag anyway)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

It's shit though.

Unless you like your reviews to read something like
"it KICKS ASSSSSS, you really watch the blood fly from those muthas!!!!!!!???"

I read Edge.
Nerrr.

(Olly Aphonix, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

yeh

thats exactly what I like to read in my reviews.

:op

(Slacker, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

YAYAYAYAYAY! and woo.

Oh can I!!!
I'm really good.
I'm excited now.
Mmmmmm clan friends...
So lonely before.

And I'd study AMIGA POWER one of the most prolific and highly entertaining magazines in the life of the Amiga...NAY in the life of Computer Game Mags.

(Olly Aphonix, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

Hmmm..

"A thesis on the bloody gang culture that has arisen from online gaming clans"

Did you know that's how So Solid Crew got together?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

Gamespy

.com
s'full o' wankers tho'

and play Unreal Tournament!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

I'm a

self confessed geek, go to the quakenet irc rooms thats the best place. #multiplay for lan party people

(Noodles, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

you're joking mate

Atari? ATARI? They make all the latest games these days. Check out Neverwinter Nights. Made by Atari. ;)

(well, alright, made by BioWare and published by Infogrammes, who own Atari now)

As for communities to hang around in, I can recommend the forums at BarrysWorld.

(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

jolt.co.uk

is a very good gamey geeky place to go and swear at 11 year old gamers. hehe

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)

Skagg

Woo to you...

I bought one of them last week, I took her for a spin round london today.

btw, I apologise for the Got Ham thing...that was me

(Noodles, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

Google can produce the most unlikely gems...

on a search for sturdy girls I found this rather splendid crabosaurus:

monster clickywoo

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

they are great!

Not!
Do you reckon he sells many? I'm sending him a blank cheque, but he'll probably just paper mache it.

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Jay, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

It doesn't even need photochopping

]

Taken from Confessions of a morris dancer - Just Add Spong!

(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

Blimey

a pre-sponged cuntwit.

Will wonders never cease?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

double arse burger with cheese

and a side order of fucknuts.. it's monday on a wednesday and it's raining...

(bella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

yay! Its me, but southparkified

Clicky pic to make yourself

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

Me at the moment

(Dies Irae, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

me at this moment

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

jesus

that's uncanny.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

i know.

I feel I've captured the fatally hopless feeling im going through at the moment.

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

oh Hugo, don't say that!

Don't be fatally hopeless. We love you. *blows kisses*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

aw thanks...

*hurls*
:)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)

Woo

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

Hmmm.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

nearest i can get to me...

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

now you really can use the phrase,

"without my pants"

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

.. without my pants

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

i only tend to wear short skirts...

and i am not going to get drawn into saying that without my pants.

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

I would......

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

would what

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

What do you think?

;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

around here?

mind boggles... ;)

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

Hmmmmm...

she looks a bit young in that picture :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

I am actually 22, there was

a lack of grown up girl bits available...

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Yeah

but he was saying that "he would" just from that picture :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

well its all academic

coz i wouldnt! :D

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

Hehe

All women find me irresistable. They just havent noticed yet.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

lol

thats right, its not you, its me, we could always be friends, i'm not really looking to get involved at the moment (is it all flooding back to you)?
;D

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)

Fine.

I'll just go and cry in the corner then. Humph.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

please dont cry...

i didnt mean it ;)

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

Oh ok then

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

That's fun

but I made myself look like the dullest person alive...

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

post it anyway! im sure its good.

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

no, the girl-pieces are just a bit crap.

I tried too and it looked v. boring.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

go on go on

go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on,

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

Could it be cos

us respectable office-types don't have rood things written on our clothing?

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

I certainly

don't have rood things on my clothing.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

Presackly,

nor do we have funny hair / beards to make ourselves more interesting.

On the upside, we're gorgeous ;)

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

Me:

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

lol

it is you!
That is sooo scary :)

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Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

er...

Lump, you work for a certain wrestling franchise?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

Uhhh...

no :)

But check out my b3ta bash pics for comparison:

clicky

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

and thats the bottom line because

lumpbucket sez so.

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

Heh

heh.

He drinks b33r too, the resemblances are strong, ever seen 'em in the same room?

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)

And this is as close to me as I can get...

After getting drink ravaged over the weekend...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

This is me.......

.....I've bleached my hair white and dyed a red St.George's cross on the back. Makes me look younger. Like about twelve.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

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bazman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

Me too

A bit late, I know...

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MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)

mmm...

beef heart...sexy!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

Phwooooar!

I would...

urmm... coat?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

here is your coat.

here also is your scarf, your mittens, and your outdoor boots.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

not as sexy as this beefheart

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new_matt, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

Fast and Bulbous

A baby octopus eating dough in a poly-ethylene bag is fast and bulbous.

Got me?

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

but it sounds great in your world...

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new_matt, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

watch your fingers

(SF, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

s'not

me fingers i'm worried about!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

HAHAHA

That's great!

(Nacho, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

woo and yay to me

front page twice in one day!

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

quiz

http://b3ta.com/celebrityorlookalike/

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

11/16

And i started off so well.

How about "Coming or Going".. are they pissing or climaxing? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

bit bored of quizzes

only knocked this one up coz a friend asked me to.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

not bad I think, but then I do stalk at least half of them

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bazman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

How can the John Cleese

pic be a lookalike?! And thank you for confirming my belief that Angelina Jolie mings.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

mings?

she's lovely.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

ooh,

there's a spoiler for you!
That's one question I'll be getting right, then.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

Ooops.

Sorry.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

i did

awful!
no telly you see - i'm not too celeb-aware!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

Mr Pedantic says:

Austin Powers is not a real person, it would have to me a "Mike Myers AS Austin Powers" lookalike.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

i took an editorial decision to label stuff on whether the character or actor was more famous

hence spock not leonard nimoy.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

Mr Pedantic says:

Editorial decisions are gradually putting me out of a job

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

Haaaaa ha haa...

I am shallow, I got 15/16...
[edit] it was that Elton John bastard at the end that got me... fucksocks!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

14/16

2 false positives.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

lemme guess

anna k and ms jolie?

(skagg, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

Or do I mean negatives?

Eminiem and Powers, I think. Can't remember.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

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