sadlythe feckoff fingers mean very little in Texas.
I've had to explain what the gesture means to many people.
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:28,
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I've had to explain what the gesture means to many people.
Ah wellI just wanted to do something else with the fingers pic.
(
Craymen,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:33,
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I think the fingers are a bonusThe 'fucker' more than says it for me
(
Jimmeh,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:34,
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neither do isuper duck seemed like it was stuck in cement, so i did and i'm confused
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:26,
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everyonethought the duck would run. boy were they wrong...
(
rogan,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:23,
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Where do we get our ideas from?
We drill a deep seam of compressed hummus at a secret location in the North Sea, burn off the stuff that just isn't funny, and pipe back the pure raw hilarity direct to the webservers.
It's a hell of an operation, this b3ta lark...
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:13,
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pwoor rooar hilarity...no it's no good, I can't speak that clearly at this time of night.
(
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:15,
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that is a bit of a tongue twister...sorry. Wasn't doing it out loud!
I might develop the b3ta hummus rig, though... got potential.
(I might develop the b3ta hummus rig, though... got potential.
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:21,
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This was partly inspired by a story...my novelist mate told me. He (and all writers)find that they often get asked in public events the totally lame question "where do you get your ideas from?".
Ian Rankin once came up with the genius answer "I get all my ideas at www.ideasforauthors.com", and swears to this day that the questioner busily scribbled down the address...
(Ian Rankin once came up with the genius answer "I get all my ideas at www.ideasforauthors.com", and swears to this day that the questioner busily scribbled down the address...
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:24,
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careful where you leave themI think I'd better stop now...
( rogan,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:12,
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so's JohnN...appearing any moment.
he's the ultimate timespazz.
Or maybe just spazz.
(he's the ultimate timespazz.
Or maybe just spazz.
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:15,
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funny, thoughtelling him he is going to die, ain't the smartest thing in the world to do...
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:18,
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Maybe someone shouldtell the folks on that board to cut out the middleman and just come straight to b3ta.com
( Craymen,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:22,
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He's taken it down now.Maybe he's learnt his lesson....
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:21,
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Well.....Does anyone know what time the B3ta party is kicking off this Saturday? I'm thinking of going, and need to get cash/transport sorted out... Oh yeah, on top of skiving off of work for the afternoon, which they will inevitably ask me to make up soon... Apparently
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:10,
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I thought it was 6pm-ish,others have said 8pm-ish.
Me, Nacho and tomsk will probably hit the area before 7pm I would think.
(Me, Nacho and tomsk will probably hit the area before 7pm I would think.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:18,
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Boo and NayI can't even drive down now 'cos of me doctors appointment on sat morning :(
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:22,
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Public transport?It's always an option... not a pleasant one, but nonetheless, Your B3ta Bash Needs You!
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:27,
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Aye, true, butgiven the current state of the trains there's no guaranteeing I could leave Newcassel at say half 1 to get to london village at half 5. I'm deffo coming down for the birthday bash though, so is donthaveaclue. Par-tay!
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:30,
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hang about...I don't even know where it is! I have to come back that evening, or I could crash on someone's floor/ceiling if someone should be so kind to offer... And I don't smell too bad in case you're wondering. I've had that on reasonably good authority from someone you don't know. Honest
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54,
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Probably b3tan
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:06,
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No,it was probably my school, I remember her, she wore blue
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:15,
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hehenope, you've b3tan me! i was just converting them to gifs!
( spacefish bong!,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:14,
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been using a lot of public transport lately, have we?=)
( spacefish bong!,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:08,
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=)theres always someone like that on the train, thats why I prefer the tube....
( youknowyouloveit,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:10,
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:)*chuckles like a madman*
I'm in bed, y'know
(I'm in bed, y'know
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:08,
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I'm sorry,is that s'posed to be a turn-on for the rest of us?
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:13,
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Woo - webaccess from the bedside! We can do that, but only in Tomsk/DPK style, ie one lapdog 'cos I can't be arsed to run another LAN connection down to the bedroom :)
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:15,
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doin' ittomsk/Dr PK style eh?
watch out, you'll strain sommat.
:)
(watch out, you'll strain sommat.
:)
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:17,
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he he hee......yeah, EYES, that's it. Eyes.
[edit] forgive me, booze makes me dirty-minded.
([edit] forgive me, booze makes me dirty-minded.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:26,
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I've been toldtoo much of it makes you go blind.
What it is could be up for a guess though. Too much poking yerself in the eye with a cocktail stick will make you go blind. apparently
(What it is could be up for a guess though. Too much poking yerself in the eye with a cocktail stick will make you go blind. apparently
witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:32,
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WowThat's great! The michael Jackson video for 'Leave me alone' springs to mind. With those dogs in suits.
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:23,
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tellingadickoffUm yeah.. Do you have to use that word "redneck" it's really not that offensive to Texans... It's just an accepted part of living in a hot state. =)
Anyway, nice post on I love raving.
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:03,
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Anyway, nice post on I love raving.
bwhwhhwhwhwahahahsnice edit...
EDIT sorry about the redneck thing, no offence to you texans, I should have just put cunt.
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:21,
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EDIT sorry about the redneck thing, no offence to you texans, I should have just put cunt.
How to get ahead inthe pop world
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:09,
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Wonder how long beforeMr TexanTeaLeaf blags it
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:17,
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HAHAHAhahahahahaahah!!!I
must
go
to
bed
must
must go......
to
bed
(must
go
to
bed
must
must go......
to
bed
pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:02,
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Good endurance though
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:56,
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they 'ave...wont stop running....
you should see the kids on the farm chasing the blighters....
*hunger*
(it's an inner city farm, anything that stands still, gets eaten)
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:00,
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you should see the kids on the farm chasing the blighters....
*hunger*
(it's an inner city farm, anything that stands still, gets eaten)
Do they eat themOr just lick them, mistaking them for windows?
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:09,
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ThanksIf I ever do anything half way worthy of it, I'll use it.
Can it be put in the yeahbutisitart kit?
(Can it be put in the yeahbutisitart kit?
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:58,
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Feel free -The fortunecities account should be up to it...
( helmetcream,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:12,
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Its here as wellWorth timespazzing tomorrow too.
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:22,
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heheheheheI love pleasant images just before bedtime!
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:56,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Golden Jubilee"){kind=small}
New royal coachSorry if this has been done already (only better!)...
Yes it's shyte, but I'm out of practice...
(Yes it's shyte, but I'm out of practice...
E.S.Blofeld,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:53,
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He's even got a Wooyay on there......which is pretty much a b3ta badge, after all.
what a little jerk. Can't he go create some stuff himself, like the rest of us?
(what a little jerk. Can't he go create some stuff himself, like the rest of us?
chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:59,
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I daren't post mine*gulp* *toke* *swig* *collapse*
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:52,
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spesh brew 7 red stripe 5yep ur an alky. i s'pose u could always potatoshop them to look like lilt n fanta..
(
Godzuki needs more sleep.,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:54,
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there are...two more red stripe on the speaker next to my synths....
so its 7 all really..
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:56,
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so its 7 all really..
ooh shite,you don't wanna see my desk. Maybe you do, 'cos there's no red stripe in there, just 4 SB's :)
*edit* yours is the cheap stuff too! Mind, an offy round the corner from here is doing 4 SB's for a fiver, which can only be good.
for liver damage, but then again my doctor tells me it won't kill me. Yet
(*edit* yours is the cheap stuff too! Mind, an offy round the corner from here is doing 4 SB's for a fiver, which can only be good.
for liver damage, but then again my doctor tells me it won't kill me. Yet
witchy is covered in BEES,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:25,
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You couldHave a fantastic game of skittles. Bet you miss all of em.
(,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:55,
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Chuckledmuchly
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Thu 6 Jun 2002, 21:49,
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