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# so who alls coming to
the strongrooms saturday? Looks to be a night of bevying madness, my friend having a birthday party in camden and she hired a bar.club, its open till 7am 5er in and full of girls who snowboard. Sorry, no finnish acupuncturists. BTW, I cam across this
sex.perkel.com/escort/shygirl.htm
and its well funny, takes a bit of reading tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# hehe
somebody needs to potato shop a 21st century cyberwhore...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# how the fuck do i do this,
i've never tried to work with a quicktime file before im sorry

right-clickie poo and save
(Dugan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# truely
thou hast fucked up.
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# what are
you trying to do with the quicktime file?
I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
# If you think she's scared now...

Wait 'til she looks behind her!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# haha.
kinda scared me too.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# ah
yes... "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
what a classic.
(exyzed, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# hehehe
yeah that film ROCKS! i've even got the limited edition italian job mini (the OLD one, not the Nathan Barley BMW effort)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# How do you fit
yer braids in it?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# heh
the braids are the least of my problems - i've six foot three and a bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# 6ft 3 and-a-bit long
braids is a pretty impressive feet
(exyzed, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# NO NO NO
it's my DINGUS that's six foot three and a bit. the braids only go down to my chest. and i'm quite tall as well. and fucking shitfaced.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# I knew you were over 6"2
but that means nowt to me 'cos I'm 6" meself and the last time I was in a Mini I nearly shat 'cos of the nutter driver who thought floorpans of cars deserved to be scraped!

Woo - nearly happy birthday to me!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# i'm
6ft 3, the front passenger seat is alrite, but don't even think about sitting in the back along the bumpy roads of the isle of wight!
(exyzed, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# hey folks
does anyone know where a good cache of images of the new big bro contestants might be located? I feel the need to do something truly evil(and fun)to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# digital spy
have got a load of stuff, some captured off the show

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# tank
U! What I have in mind may not be work safe at all tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
# In which case
i may be able to help.

Try here
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# ewww
jade looks manky
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# Haven't you
been watching the show, she's ALWAYS looked manky.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# i've tried to ignore her
incase SHE STARTS ONE OF MAD RAVING ARGUMENTS AND THAT VOICE SCRATCHES THE INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN CONTINUOSLY ahhh, haven't got e4 cause we're moving soon and the dodgy streams are, dodgy
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Nor me
i rely on Ch4 only, but i STILL hate her a lot, and want her to be turned into fat girl sausages.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)
# did u not think to look on
the official site?
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# sod the fun
go with the evil....
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Not Sure if I posted this already

But I'm losing my webspace in a couple of days, so I'll put it up just for the hell of it
(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
# whether you have or not
I already saw it..
JohnN managed to post it on I Love Raving.
hahhahahahaa
(Idyll23, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Whaaat?
Where did you see it? Was I just ripping some guy off without even knowing it?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Wonder what they made
of that...
Half of b3ta doesn't seem to get the whole hummus thang.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# But if they did,
then maybe they could fucking hummus, whereas clearly most of us cannot.

Or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# I've been away for a while
I must have missed the whole hummus thing.

But I enjoy making up my own meanings for it.
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# Aye, you must've been away for
+6 weeks, 'cos it was back then that Mr. Lumpbucket spawned the Hummus. Since then we've had the Spong too, as well as severalteen other memes that will run for a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
# Oh, its way over +6 weeks
Probably was over 3 months ago. I got frustrated with the being so many new people, and gave up attention seeking.

But I'm back for mroe b3ta related fun. Well, its better than revising for my a levels.
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Oh
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# just
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# sweet
woo to u.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# beautiful,
just beautiful, so calming. I would say woo and yay but that makes me excited, so Ill just stare at the geese heads int he clouds.mmmmmmnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# ducks
mate
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# well...
they could be geese too yknow, I mean its just the heads, ya can hardly tell, so Ill just keep thinking of them as calming geese thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# That would make
a smart wallpaper if I didn't have Kitten Wars up there already :)

*edit* acksherly, have you got a bigger version that I can keep in standby? You know the mail :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# nah
the original was the same size

hmm.. i'll try and find a high res cloud scape and tomorrow i'll go ducking
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
# 5m4rt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)
# Fantastic!
And the use of the transparent logo made me cry a little...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# i thought
i'd start it off
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# it wears it so well
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:21, archived)
# that is magnificent
great cover for a concept album
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# i was going to do that!
that is superb. better than i'd have done it, in fact =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# great minds
try to think alike
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# please make it
a screensaver where the move about!
(Tendency, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# I truely must be in a creative blank.
I've not even potatoshopped anything in a day or two.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# you need
a creative bank

make a withdrawal..

check your overdraught, you've been making deposits for ages...
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)
# Heh.
It's REALLY bad when your future as a graphic / web designer hangs in the balance because you can't fucking hummus.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# not
Ive been having the same problem,mainly coz Ive been trying to work out 3dsmax, but dont fret, just go out and bash some old poeple, it makes you feel a whole lot better about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# don't bother...
unless you've got idents to do for channel 4....

truespace...

does for the web ok
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
#  
Right, assault geriatrics, sorted.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)
# diggin' fer guld
(pdr, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# To tomsk and Dr. P
Yeah, yeah - you got a relationship. I gotta rash. Who cares?
</Moe>
Nah, just kiddin' - you guys are cute. B3tan couples, eh?
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# Wow.
I did a REALLY good moe impression in my head just then.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# I dread the day when (and IF)
tomsk and dr. phil break up and come on here and try to get everyone to see their "side" of it.
*shudder*
not that that will ever happen, and I wish them an eternity of happiness.
but if it did...
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Indeed -
Are there other b3ta couples?
Who is it that Nacho goes out with?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Peter Seychelles + Mrs Seychelles
Nicey + The Wife
Pizza + Wife Of Pizza
Any more?
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Not going
to post the observation I just made.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Witchy
and WifeOfWitchy (Becca, not to be confyowsed with Wicca)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# me and Ann Onnymouse
Unicorn and, um.. tomdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Lonely Coo
and...... poor coo.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# tomdog?
rockbus, shurely
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)
# they are lovely
aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Gah.
Look, I try to avoid the couple thing as much as possible. Frankly, it pisses me off a bit.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
# But still
It's sooooo sweet! :P
(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# ah, but you and the doctor are so sweeeeeeeeet!
provoke... provoke...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# get this.
I go to an acupuncturist.
she acupunctures me.
in her hotel room.
while she's doing so she's leaning over me and I'm really attracted to her, and I'm no swine so I don't hit on her or anything... but!
when she's done she says "no alcohol, no sauna, and no sex. for two days. this includes doing it yourself."
I couldn't believe it. And I also can't believe I'm still at it. (the sauna part was easy)
I've got two more sessions with her til she fucks off back to Finland.
*sigh*
she's so booootiful too.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# the fact that your in
a hotel room with a finnish acupuncturist and your not puttin the moves oan her s=doesnt show that your not a swine, it shows that your gay... gay la lal laa laa! Gay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# it does?
damn!
I thought I was being a gentleman!
damn damn damn!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Nope
You're being *gentle to men*
</most laboured gag ever>
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# a gentleman?
on B3ta? we have a gentleman here?
good lord...
considering the lot that shows up on this board daily I never would have suspected that you were a gentleman!
(Idyll23, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# i am a gentle man
but no, i am not a gentleman.
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Has it worked?
Do you feel better?
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# I feel painfully sober
and horny and like I'm about to explode.
I can't remember what she was supposed to be curing, so I guess it worked!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# I think it
was your rampant libido that she was trying to cure.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# s'pose you
need a wank then :oD
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# Get her shagged.......
....what's the fucking matter with you?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# I really seriously was thinking about making the moves
after she finished. but then she said "absolutely no sex" in a way that I knew if I tried anything it would be saying "I don't take you seriously at all", and in a way that I knew that she wouldn't find that at all endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# you could have tried
"well I suppose I can wait two days if you can"
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# damn you!
damn you! damn.
what are you doing for a living rogan?
would you like to move into my head and give me pick up lines when I need them?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# I
don't know, is there much room?

Maybe when she's finished you can just say 'so, how about that sex then?'. There's a veeeery slim chance it will work...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# exaahctly!
yev gohta 'ave tha patter dint ya? If yes hed, then mebbe yed be lined up fer a spot a pressure massage eh eh?
( whoooa, reading Irvine welsh is not helping my fragile little mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Too far ?
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# brilliant
sheer class
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# i dunno
he looks like he got a good bit of swing on that, but it might be enough to just avoid the water trap
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# hhahah
I am so humiliated.. that made me snort in front of my coworkers.
(Idyll23, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# your at work
at 23:42? what do you do?work in a morgue?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)
# thou art working?
at this hour?
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Keep up kids,
idyll's in Texas.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# b3tan
hails from over the pond
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# What?
Kent?

Nooooooo, nobody lives that far away.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# sheer...
class


(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# furtive bear logos
i only just noticed, but what do you have to do to get one by your name?
i want one.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# You need to
obey the hummus, kiss the glass cock and give b3ta some money for bandwidth.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# grrr
nobody said 'glass' to me... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# tee hee hee!
that wuz funny.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# i'll be going without then
1) i am demonstrably unable to hummus, despite my better attempts
and
3) i'm skint
although
2)the glass cock has been well and truly kissed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)
# This is all you need to know about hummusing


C'est un time spaz, by the way.
(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# i know about hummussing
i just cannae do it cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)
# You
have to pass a secret initiation to prove that you can hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# hummusing
my one secret weakness
i am still more of a lurker cos my potatoswapping comes out poo
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# Then do wot I did
give rob money.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# This was funnier in my head.
But please, fell free to humour me! ;)

(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)
# I was gonna say
it would've been better with concrete wellies until I noticed you'd put 'em on.....I'm getting slow in me old age......birthday in approx. 4 hours if I'm being biological.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Well I laughed.
:)
(Vivid, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)
# I've just (finally) seen the singing kitten!
The ending is so Tragically Unhappy! I nearly wept!

...in other timespazzes this evening, I also just saw the Kylie ad. AP stuff is, truly, a very happy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# only posting this
so i can look at my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# I hope you've taken this opportunity
to bookmark it.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# wait for it
really, this *is* the last one...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# you've crippled me with laughter
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# my
work here is done...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# hehe
well done , put thoughts into my head now
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# caveman zog always slow to react. *grunt*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)
# slow, maybe
but mighty like mammoth. that is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# Ali says....
she's been calling them that all day.

excellent.
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# Yay
But it's worth the wait, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)
# where is
pie?
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# you want pie?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!




When come back, bring pie.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Goodnight b3tans!
I ache... my eyes hurt...

I sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)
# 'night mate,
see you maybe next week.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

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