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[challenge entry] kaleidoscope filter rocksorz...
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
my eyes

my beautiful eyes
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)
# hach! mein eyes!
ze goggles do nahtzink!

(I quote someone on here many days ago. I just loved that)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# and that person
is quoting rainier wolfecastle from the simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# oh really?
what were the goggles for then?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# playing Radioactive Man
gets hit by a wave of acid if i remember correctly...
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# twas the episode where they were filming the radioactive man film
he was tied to a pillar in the power plant and they unleashed a massive vat of acid for one of the shots
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# New Lumpy
Just finished this, was going to wait till I got back of my hols but I've decided to post it now.
Expect a Spaz in a couple of weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Awww...
that's the saddest one yet!
S'okay Lumpy, I share your pain
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)
# you
are truly an amazing animator!
(I helped save b3ta! sneeze and pee, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Aww Lumpy.
Poor Soul. He does keep trying though.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)
# can one say anything
other than woo, except maybe sniff?

but his date should turn up after he leaves
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# that is sooo sad!
I like to imagine that he stepped out into the street to see if she was finally coming, and got hit by a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# bad idea
then there could be no more lumpy adventures
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Episode II...
Attack of Lumpy's Clones?
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)
# #sniff


poor lad
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)
# what's the top bit of the sign meanna say?
-eon? what was the word?

oh right, odeon
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)
# monkeon
its a b3tan's house
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)
# that's the other thing i was thinking
but why take a date to someone's house?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# ./
wild goose chase taking
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# Odeon.
Cos it supposed to be a cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# yes
i realised that
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# Ah
I see that now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# Awww. Poor fella
We love Lumpy.

That is sooperwoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)
# so good.
the pathos...
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)
# *sniff* brought a tear to my eye
i hope he didn't get mugged out there...
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# He got home safe
and cried himself to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# *sob* stop! please!
my heart bleeds for the little chappy...i think i might join in the tears at bed time... :'(
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)
# and the next day
it rained.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)
# you really are a bastard
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# I think of myself
as a healthy pessimist.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# Y'know I used to work for Glaxo
and I could sort the little chap out with a job lot of Ritilin. Would that help ease his pain?

Lumpy: Adventures in Monged Out Land. It could be a three hour animation of him giggling at a teacosy- it certainly helped me get through the day.

(Wooyay etc. Sir, thou art talented bordering on the obscene.)
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# some dashing, handsome man dressed in
black should swing through Lumpy's window from a harrier jump jet and deposit a box of Cadbury's Milk Tray in his lap before diving out the window onto a motorbike just to cheer him up...
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# wouldn't
that just leave the jump jet in free fall if the pilot jumped out and escaped on the bike?

lumpy would get chocolate and then crushed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# exactly.
poor bloke.
(Tendency, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)
# some might consider you
to be even more of a bastard that bovine
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Thanks peeps
I shall leave tommorow on my holiday with a song in my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# i think
that i may actually start to cry if i watch that again.

He looks so sad...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)
# that is woo
in a 'my heart is bleeding' kind of way.

you are a genius, no less!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# I hate you
they're so beutifully made but I hate watching them. They make me SO sad. You are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# Have you approached channel 4?
I think its C4 who run a short series on animation every year. The lumpy series really and truly is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# and they deserve
to win awards, proper awards
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# I am a mindless meme puppet
Vinnie in a Mini
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# BOH!!
excellent!
(Idyll23, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I call this Buggery Inc. on Copyright blockage
(Idyll23, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)
# does anyone know
if he's stopped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)
# wow
did you make that image? it makes me want to spazz
(I helped save b3ta! sneeze and pee, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# yeah
it's pretty simple.
(Idyll23, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# that is the work of a single filter
it's not very hard
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# yes it Revels in its:
Corbusieran bliss.
Less is More...
Indeed.. less is more on...
(Idyll23, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)
# yeah
I've been hanging out on the board checking occasionally and more or less just having fun. (most of the people on that board are locals). But yeah aside from a few older entries, there are no more b3ta posts.
(Idyll23, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# I can see pixel furtive
mmmmm blocky
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# funny video clip
Albanians = funny
(badjon, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)
# haha
oh dear, I think theres a mastercard ad in that somewhere....
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] "Personally, I would have preferred a Killer Whale"
(Egg, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)
# made me laugh
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# cheers matey
I didn't think I was gonna get one there for a minute!!
(Egg, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# if you can't beat em...

salamander in a fiat panda.

sorry if its been done before...
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# I like these
Shame I wont be here cos I'd love to jump on this star in a car bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# i like these
but wouldn't be able to manage one
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] not very up to date, but...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)
# pssst!
if you don't know who these guys are just ask.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# I may be in an Arts College ...
But I don't know who they is I spoze that says sumfin bout Arts Collage eh?
(Egg, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# i know nothing of art
(although i managed to hold my own in an argument yesterday on why BritArt is ShitArt with someone who does A-level art well)

but the moral of the story is that i still know who both are.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# It's Martin Creed and William Turner
Martin Creed won last year's Turner award with the lights going on and off, and William Turner is the Turner of the Turner prize.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)
# truly uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# oh deary oh
i'm upset that i can't make the b3ta bash tomorrow.



somebody make a sign for me. something along the lines of 'we love you tomdog' or 'wish you were here, tomdog'. please.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# ditto
me aswell...

maybe they could make paper cutouts of us so we can join in
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Hospitalisation
Okey dokey - might be off B3TA for a while as I go into hospital tomorrow to have my metal removed !

Woo (really looking forward to being sliced and diced I can tell ya !)

Keep well all - and keep the quality posts piling in.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Good luck - hope it all goes smoothly and there are a few cute nurses.
Another cracking tune to leave us with too. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Yeah, going private this time
So hopefully the standard of nurse looks is better. There were some seriously rank looking beasts in the Gloucester Royal !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# all the breast m8
i wanna see pictures...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# Cool
I shall post pics so you can satisfy your blood lust.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# Good luck
Do you get to keep the metal afterwards? Do you get to post a picture of it?

I've just listened to THREE of your songs that you've managed to do since I last noticed, (WOO!)
during which time I've done nothing at all. God, I need to get organized.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# I will ask to keep the metal
And yes I will take pics and post em for all you to amend as appropriate.

I'll get back into the songs in about 3 days !!!

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# ask them
to put radio1 on if your not going out cold
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# I do believe
That I will be out.........and no doubt them sexy nurses will be fiddling with me without me knowing !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)
# dammit!
why do they always do it when ye're asleep, eh? it's rude not to at least wake you up
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)
# I know
Aint it a pain.........just cant get any whilst awake !!

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)
# fare thee well!
(the new song is class, by the way!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)
# Fank yoo
Mr Fish from Space
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# good luck with it
have a nurse for me....
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# I bet I get a male nurse now
Just my luck.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# All the best,
I had half a kilo of metal taken out of my jaw a couple of months ago, had a general so no idea where my gob scrap ended up. Remember muckers, Full Face Crash Helmets Every Time.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)
# the ronaldo glass cock
has made its debut on bbc1
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)
# original and best ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] lamp and lightswitch

makes you think, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Makes me think of Tom Servo
MST3K Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)
# this is the original image i used for the lightswitch
lightswitch clicky!
i think it's the most art i have ever seen in a gif
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# lightswitch clicky indeed
i just couldn't help but click on it, even though i know its just an image on the screen.

There's an idea. An image like that that's got a slice that you can roll over and click and it makes the background change from white to black or a nighttime version of the all the images on the page (easiest done by taking you to a (nighttime) version of the page with a similar http address that ppl would notice the difference in like 3598247659432659.htm and 3598247654932659.htm )
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)
# dhtml would be quicker
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# I tried...
lightswitch-on-off.gif
and here is a linky for a bad flash I made with it...

the fla file is there on that page too if you'd like to d/l and improve on it...

I made 2 whole pages for it... no slices though
(I helped save b3ta! Occasional Lurker, Mon 22 Jul 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Yay
Best Turner entry I've seen so far.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)
# NEW SONG IS HERE : RONNY RAT
Lyrics by a chap called James (he doesn't have a B3TA name and I don't have his surname).....more of a story really (there's a lot to get through !)

www.btinternet.com/~russell.newlove/Ronny-rat.MP3

Big thanks to RNUK for hosting. And re-iterating to all previous hosters, thanks a lot.

Spazzing the B3TA song site : www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3tasong.htm

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# woo
and all that jazz
cats with supernatural powers rock my world.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)
# hehe
it seems a bit personal, but its groovy anyway
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno. Art isn't as good as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Some people
Take this whole thing WAY too far
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# bandwagon...shmandwagon...
The Fear and some queer in a karrman Ghia...

and why not
it was nikki six/weetabix/206/beaver viva explots that started me off on this fecking page afterall
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# koit
that should do you now. remember, capital R for ronny, and capital MP3.

i am expecting BIG BIG BIG karma rewards for this.
(I helped save b3ta! rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] has the bedroom thing been done?

it tells a story of a sad lonely existence and being hooked on the internet [look even the tv was turned off!]
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# kudos
for the body warmer
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# that's a big telly
to have in a bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# eye its a 32 incher
art-coture model... ooow
nearly killed me getting up the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# but you sir, are a fool
you have it turned so that you cannot watch from the computer chair.

i even had to move my whole room around to make sure i could do both when i got my first bedroom computer
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)
# you got the telly before the computer?
weirdo =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:59, archived)
# actually i can se both reasonable easily
and the telly moves quite nicely and also it helps count the rubber necking problem ive got by winding the neck the other way
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# eww
is that urine bottled?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# er.. no i do have some standards
and have to leave the room every now and then for weetabix [the power source for life]
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# amateur...lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)
# im taking
this artistic challenge lartk a bit too serious methinks

semi sfw (due to artistic manor) entry coming soon!
(skagg, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)

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