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# DJ Needles knew how to entertain the flowers


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)
# by..
shagging them
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# So cute
I want to hug it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)
# an ali g cap
would fit just right
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:26, archived)
# I'd quite like to see an eyepatch in there somewhere
but that's just my opinion..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)
# DJ needles strove to keep up with forest fashions

(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Huzzah
That are lovely in 500 different ways that I havent decided yet

oh and hello, I decided not to make a whole new thread to introduce myself, as that leads to unfluff and you dont really care anyway heh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hello!!
*waves madly*

welcome to b3ta
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)
# hello
mm, lemony... just like washing up liquid :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# it comes from bleach which i spilt all over my carpet... so you're pretty close
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# thanks...
and welcome... pull up a pine marten... you'll never leave etc.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)
# greatness !
he rocks!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# My new WOO

Did not come out as well as planned, but the good version was over 300k :(
slits wrists - waves arms around
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Seen
it. Mentally saw it with the woo yay, also.

Although it is quaint.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:23, archived)
# ahhh
i remember this, it's hilarious when his head hits the floor and bounces
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Bored of those boring big budget superhero flicks?


It's supergrover the movie!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)
#


to you sir
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)
# So
that's how she broke her hip!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)
# I love
SuperGrover.
Especially his colander helmet.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:32, archived)
# He's
the nutso!
waiter grover's pretty good too.
Mamories eh?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# fluffy
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# That's
one mighty fluffy seagull.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)
# it's a mystical seagull
or a portent of pillage, death and village-burning.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Hooray
Jonathan Livingston Cloudgull!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Nay

Spot the horse
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# They're both
whores.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)
# That is very unfair to
the horse.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:15, archived)
# The one
on the right?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:16, archived)
# got
me there
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)
# You are obviously
watching Panorama - I was trying to think of a funny picture based on a combination of Margaret Beckett and Thomas a Beckett but was as un-hummussy as it is possible to be...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)
# duh
its the one on the right

the other is just an ugly woman
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:18, archived)
# What about Samuel Beckett
Of Godot fame?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)
# ...
perhaps it is because im young and ignorant...
perhaps it is because im not British
or perhaps it is because i have missed something



...but im not sure what youre talking about...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Animals (for beginners)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# I love sheep!
(best of all the shaggable animals)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Yes,
we are all in love with "sheep!" and his ratio of FPs-to-posts.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# quantity and quality
are two sides to an equation.

lemony is definitely on the positive side.

(spelling like a non-spelling thing)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:17, archived)
# well in this instance i was just drawing giraffes and felt i should post one
and now to make myself a bowl of cereal
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Sure!
Hide, you hummusy, talented minge. We know where you hang out.

(cereal sounds good though... Share?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:22, archived)
# well i suppose so
but get your own spoon
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Yay!
pulls fresh spoon from pocket!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Giraffes are better
You can shag one and because of their height they can see the police coming ages before anyone else. You're well away when they get there.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)
# He's watching you
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
#
that's a lie, isn't it?

edit: ARGH!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# sorry to bug you but as i probably wont notice you, please remind me about the pic
if you're about
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# ok?
draw that pic, damnit!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)
# no, he's n....
nnnnoooooooaaargrhhhrhrh!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# dont be silly...
its got no.....


*runs*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# HeHe,
you said "watchning".
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# pure woo..
yay.......
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# A bit of a non sequitor really...
But his expression seemed to suggest a dark, imperial arrogance, tinged with evil.


Fire your salvoes of "seamless"! My wings are like a shield of steel!
BTW, it's Quentin Tarantino...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# doesn't he look
like Bob Hope?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
#
who looks like kelsey grammer
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# MY god!
They are cloning them out in Hollywood.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# QUICKLY!
we have to kill the head clone, that way the others will die... oh, wait, bob hope is already dead...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)
# Crikey...
You're right! I hadn't spotted that resemblance until you'd just mentioned it, but that might produce an image that is actually amusing! (unlike my original post, which is merely confusing)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Yes
Pretend it was Bob Hope all along, it works for me.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Looks....
More like Graham Norton!?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# And like George Lucas
Mr Tarantinoshula shamelessley ripped off plagiarised other people's work.


/sulking
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Que?
Am I missing something here?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Nothing, ignore me
I'm......... *



*insert word 'distracted' here
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# OK then
I shall. ^_^ But in a lovely way, as your earlier trumpton post tickled me in a pleasant and not inappropriate fashion.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Will that be
this earlier, unwooed, post then? :D

I know, sorry, I get bored quickly and easily distr.....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Yes, but...
Explanatory notes are now attached to your earlier post (^o^);

I'm trying to get the hang of these Japanese emote thingys, but I'm not sure that I'm having much success >_<
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# {cough}
{cough}Hidden Fortress!{cough}
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# i haven't seen that, actually i have a few kurosawa dvd's i haven't watched
have you seen any movies by ozu?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Not yet...
Finally tracked it down t'other day, and I've still got to get round to watching it...
I've known about it for years, saw clips of it but never the whole thing.
Haven't seen any other stuff, not even clips, so will wait to see if I like it before getting any more...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:27, archived)
# I hate being stuck behind these things...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Hehe
The mush when it rains tastes nice though :¬)

W/Y/H
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Strange . . .
the weird and wonderful things you find when doing physics coursework . . .
Student accused of stealing 1p worth of electricity . . .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# germans...
pah!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm rather out of practice when it comes to tattyshopping

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# A quid,
you say?

/rummages in piggy bank*


*pronounced pants
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# 'arf!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# ugg
*memories of kylie bo seleceta outtakes*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Mmmmmm...

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
well twisted sir!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# That's
a lot of pubes!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:11, archived)
# wow
and i thought i was hairy!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)
# This just happened by accident, but I quite like it, so thought I'd share
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# That's mad...
How on earth did you get that?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Circle of colour
dodge & burn, smudge, liquify, then lots of them rotated around and mess about with beldning modes.
It was originally gonna be an animation.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Nice...
Ain't it lovely when you're just doodling around and get something like that?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Yup, it most certainly is
i think i'm gonna go try and do another one.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Hmmmm...
I just seem to get results that look like they belong on a stoners t-shirt...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Aha,
the underused 'beldning' modes. As hard to find, apparantly, as teh uplaod codez. :D

/pedant
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I was tempted
But I figured I'd let it go...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# To quote the great one himself
"Stick it up your arse!"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:07, archived)
# That's very nice . .
How did it happen ?

:¬)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# It looks like
the middle of a marble. Yay, very prettyficus.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# makes me think
of amsterdam

so its gotta have a Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:00, archived)
# I love that.
:X
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cutbert, Dibble, Grub...


... and a firestation full o' bi-atches.

Comin' straight outa Trumpton!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# heheheheh
that's very familiar, but i can't fully remember it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# crazy mother fucker named cuthbert.
from the gang called trumpton fire brig-ade
when they're called out, they get their hose out,
pull the trigger, and fires are put out.
You too, boy, if ya play with matches,
The police are gonna have to come and help us
when we put out that thatch.
that's how it's going out

right. enough. sorry.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:03, archived)
# And woo it I shall!
I was trying to come up with alternative lyrics to the 'rap' track, but some over geezer beat me to it!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:12, archived)
# not mine but worth a b3ta view I think


wooosome !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# If Justin
had moobs like that, I would!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# ermm
excuse my ignorance, but if it is not yours, shouldn't you link it?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# not if
he hosted it himself. 'tis yoxio anyhoo.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# I thank
you
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# are you
a policeman ?
or traffic warden maybe ??
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# neither but I accept bribes
readily
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# jobsworth
!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:10, archived)
# And was it not
posted here when the Janet thing was happening?*

* Maybe a lie as there were so many, but it does ring a bell...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# So does Quasimodo
and I don't remember him being posted during the episode.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# that is truely excellent!
nice find sir!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# But
still,
FAQ
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# seen it before
here i think
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# glasscock
(and should really be a link)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Well I'd buy it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Ding Dong!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# What an absolute shower!
Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Rahther
Good old chap


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# ahahaha!
pure genius.

hehe
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# God bless 'im
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:05, archived)
# erm..


no reason really
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# i would
both probably...

woo yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# seamless
TJ, sorry

apparently the telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl thing is not a good idea. my friend went on a telnet server and was attacked by hackers 512 times in less than a minute. so don't do it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# you bastard.
i have just watched 10 minutes of that without my firewall running. i hate you. A LOT.



hello.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# and
goodbye ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# i'm still trying to work out
why i wanted to msn you a few weeks back..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# whys it my fault?
be glad i warned you...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# would of been nice to ask your friend
beforehand.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# dont look at me
i didnt post it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:56, archived)
# didn't you?
sorry then.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# beg me
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:58, archived)
# i think not.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Ick!
Yay for firewalling!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:51, archived)
# telnet is the h4xx0r tool of choice
but what's a bit of insecurity compared with an ascii wookie?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# The board was unfluffy earlier so I made this.


But it seems to have fluffed up again now. My effort is always wasted. Thanks to Evil Lu though (I think) for the idea.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I dont think that's been a waste of time
maybe a paypal-shoppe where you can order a month's supply? lots of unfluffyness lately...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Well I'll use it and liberally when the place needs it again.
Anyway work tomorrow so goodnight b3ta. See you about eight.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# awww..
how cute :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
# stick it up your arse
/baz
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# It does also come in suppository form.
Used mostly in France.

Nothing against the French but why do they like suppositories so much?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# don't knock it until you've tried it
my in-laws force* the things on me with alarming regularity ... work great for flu

(* when I say "force", obviously I don't mean holding down over the kitchen table and jammed up with the wrong end of a spoon)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:55, archived)
# don't tease it!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# nice!
inappropriate pet of the month
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Heh
Simple, yet effective
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:47, archived)
#
It's tourism gone mad I tell you!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:40, archived)
# that's silly
I like it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# Isn't that
Uncle Ben's rice shop in China?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# I haven't got
an uncle called Ben...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# i saw a bloke in a b3ta t shirt..
in sainsburys in clifton down today..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:46, archived)
# wasn't me
:-(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:48, archived)
# nor me
I'm waiting till they say Your All Gay on the back
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:50, archived)
# he had lovely flowing locks
tied up in a pony tail
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# perhaps
it's time for another bristol bash
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:54, archived)
# sounds good...
the idea of having a barbie in sainsburys springs to mind... in the frozen food aisle with deckchairs... and a garden table plus umbrella..
"what are you doing here?" "nothing... would you like a sausage..?"
we could invite points west down
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:59, archived)
# rah!
i've not been on points west in over a week now!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:01, archived)
# were you climbing through a washing machine?
one of the presenters in the 80's had these fluffy/furry boots.. they showed them at the end of the program.. a few days later me and my mum saw her on park street..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:04, archived)
# I was interviewed
whilst a dog tried to piss on my foot.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:09, archived)
# sounds like..
a japanese gameshow..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliant!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Is nothing left in this country
we can call our own anymore?
I blame it on the government, the asylum seekers and the Daily Mail.
Yours
I M Angry, from Purley
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# Hehe
Woo :¬)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# What a catch!
That's the Duke of Devonshire apparently, a fact almost as boring as fishing!


Bigger...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# just a red ex
Duke of Devonshire for me

edit/ I see it now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:38, archived)
# working
swell for me, just swell
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 22:40, archived)

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