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# aww
Just sent off for the free kitten fact pack from Whiskas(plus free kitten nibbles which I shall send to the animal rescue centre), despite not having a kitten. I pretended I had a 4 month old kitten called Sweetpea. A girl can dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# i have
loads of cat food in my house
cos my cat died last month *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Maybe you could start a support group?
Ladies pining for pussy kittens?

After all, it is lesbian hour ;-). I'll get me coat anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# it IS the lesbian hour
so why is it the only bird on the site is that minger? although, admitedly, she is getting better looking as the board progresses...
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# That's no way to talk about unicorn!
Oh, I see, she's slipped into the spaz...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# thanks for pointing that out
i was just about to take offence..
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# Don't worry,
all the b3tan ladies are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah
we do seem to attract some nice looking lasses. Shame I can't do the same in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# why not
harness the power of the interweb?

worked for me, sort of accidentally
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Yeah but all the attractive
female b3tans are taken :)

Its OK.. i'll manage somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)
# there's always
paper bags. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah
but i can't even seem to pull ugly women.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# I did that too
Back in the days when the internet was giving things away free left right and centre. That pet food stayed in my fridge until it went bad. Then I chucked it out.

www.freeukstuff.com

was the culprit. Used to have lots of free stuff on it. Now it's just offers, competitions and coupons. There's no decent free stuff anymore, and it's all because of freebie abusing swines like myself.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# sorry..
had to...


thanks stouffer
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# There is so much bloody noise in this office...
I can't hear myself fucking THINK.....

It's the bleedin' scanner... why doesn't it just die quietly, that at the conference call at full volume....aarrrrggggghhhhh..... I NEED a ciggy...... whaaaa, sob sob.... please someone give me a tab....just one, just one leedle drag.....

[tap tap tap of the key boards, the room starts to spin as the edges of my vision start to blur and tinge Red.... why am I falling..?]
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# It'll be
ok. Go outside and walk around the block. It'll clear your head, and you might be able to avoid going postal ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# Very sorry about this

It came to me a little while ago. Hope no one's done it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Dont get it
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Oh wait
yes i do. Battery farm.

Christ i'm not very bright today :) Must be all that imagining women saying "Prune" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# aaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh
the fear, the fear...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# SWEET HOLY FUCK!
Jesus christ!

(and Hugo, no I wouldn't :))
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Holy mother of God.
I wont be able to sleep for a friggin week after that.
Lumpy? I dont blame you.
*runs away screaming "aieee its the Lord Of Darkness!"*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# my god
that is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
that is a scary thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# i've had to
delete it off me computer before it started to chew it's way out.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# get it away from me!
GET THAT BLOODY THING AWAY FROM ME!!
(matt'twam'asi, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# you sick hell
...
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# nice
;-)
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# eeeeeee
vil!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# a state of national emergency has been declared
Hot off the press:
"the nationwide measurement of cats who are in need of feeding has topped the 75% mark.
currently 94% of cats nationwide are still waiting for their lunch.
The Prime Minister, Tony Blair has issued this statement:
"It is important that the citizens of this country do not panic at this time. I call on all cat-owners to immediately open their cupboards and distribute the long overdue kit-e-kat as fast as possible. emergency stores have been sanctioned for use and are available in most major supermarkets. once again, it is important that we do not panic, and get these cats fed today, by 5 o'clock if possible."
He then stepped back inside number 10 for an emergency meeting with Dr. A Thimble-Jones, minister for Felines."

quick people, theres no time to waste - get your cats fed please.
thanks
fluff x
(fluff, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# is this something to
do with all the mice in the palace of westminster
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# why aren't you feeding your cat
sir?
(fluff, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Mp's
are trying to get a Westminter Cat, the palace is being over-run by mice.
I wish I could feed my own BTW but he is ded.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# 'i hold our future before you...'
'...we must protect it'

(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# the king of spong - spike milligan
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang!
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So it's Ning Nang Nong!
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang!
What a noisy place to belong,
Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Pity about his penchant for 'blacking up'.
Just being contentious
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# wot?
like a minstral?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Oh, alright, so it was brown!
But yes, a bit like one of those giant brown smarties...

Curry & Chips?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# he was very funny though
hope I'm like him when I go mad

sorry - got chinese with ma fiance tonight. 32 days till the put the manacles on helllllllllllllllp
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# needs
sponging
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Comedy genius.
Manacles? You kinky bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# at my age...
man was born free but is still in chains
smash the cistern!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Yes, the eternal bondage...
leaves to hunt dirty pictures... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# can this be the A1pha team badge?
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# looks
good to me...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# which reminds me...ROB!

b3ta image for tomorrows' game...
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# cool
i like the pretty colours that football has caused
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# yay!
Team a1pha is way cooler than those b3ta folks.

H'ray! Y'hoo!
(Or some kind of evil twin yay/woo rip-off).
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# yes
i like
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# need special shirts
for the cheerleader though!!!

serious - who made the last shirts? anychance of these new ones (complete with names and numbers on the back?)

i'll get my coat...
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# we should have
someone in a penguin suit, as the mascot. like cyril the swan.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Yay!
I'm up for that!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# by the way
Is it settled what these teams are for yet?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# wasn't
it orange ball or something...
(i thought Furtive was allergic to oranges?...)
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# i think kittenball would be better
its kind of like photoshop tennis, but on a much larger scale...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# anyone for tea
and cake?
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Spong.
hehehe. That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# it's spong cake
geddit? yes... well i suppose you all do... hmm...
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Well, I got it
and I though it was good. Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# thankyou
lump
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# gladys
can't watch as dorothy eats another fly
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# hehe that is class
in a glass.


cock.
(crazymum, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I believe some asked about Gummi Pet Rats?
candywarehouse

Just don't eat the black ones.
(Idyll23, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# THAT'S THEM
I have a black one of those on my desk :)
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# oooooh
don't eat it..
just let it look neat.
I brought one to a movie once. It's quite entertaining to watch people get ill around you.
(Idyll23, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# for icedragon/dhobi
or whoever was doing the a1pha team photie, here's your (slightly surprised looking) cheerleader



(crap quality pic.. blame the webcam)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# i'm sure your enthusiasm
will spur on the team
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# i was
particularly bored that night
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# sorry

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# err.. new...phrase???
"you know, when you've been spongoed"
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# and i
have been seriously spongoed

but i like that *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# im gonna spazz me up again
for the hellavit
(doktored, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)
# punky
pixie?
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# aye
in certain places

do i know you?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# la lala lalala
nope....

;-)
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# stoppit
you're making me suspicious...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# ok....
but be careful when you connect your webcam to your computer...

who is watching....?
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# you're going to make me guess, aren't you
you evil person

so if you mean you've seen that pic before, then i think you are mark. cos i've only sent it to a couple of others and one is here already...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# nope.....
anyone want to tell her how i found out 'unicorn' = 'punky pixie'....

(nice photo btw)
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# live gig guide?
thats how i found out, coz you won the prize along with me and someone else...
speaking of which, have you got your cd yet?
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# nope....
the home page of the site that picture is hosted on...

;-)
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# i haven't
not yet
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Well
its pretty simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# thats....
the very donkey!

be careful what you leave lyin around pixie girl.
(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# oh, is that all
had me worried for a second :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Look, you all know what I'm going to say
so consider it said :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# same here
;)
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah but I saw her first
get in the queue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# fair enough
*joins que
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# She's triple legendary mate..
You need to brylcreem yer face a bit more mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# I'm joining the queue
I dont mind being 3rd.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Thats OK... I'll pop my earsocks on
she'll never be able to resist :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Thatts how you bedded rob..
those sexy earsocks!
*ohoh*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# errr....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# i'm very flattered by all this queuing
but you'll have to fight my boyfriend first, i'm afraid. unless he's feeling generous.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# Rockbus!
Buddy! Let me buy you a drink!...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# hehe
he's at work, at the moment, but i'll pass the message on :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)
# -
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Fucking Excellent
.
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
more genius! (you, not the pillow biter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# i like
that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# oh yes!
well bent!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# genius
aah...
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# bollox.
Im going for a smoke. Anyone fancy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# I don't smoke
bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# See?
S'not just me. Shall we go for a 'fag break' anyway Lumpy?
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Seeing as I havent done any work all day
I don't see any point in taking a break :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# synchronised
smoking
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Go on then
I'll come along
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YSE YSE YSE SYE SYAEUI RY/DUTO; RY
Sob. sob......
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# u still off the tabs?
well done you
(pingu, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)
# cough cough cough..
mmmmm vitamins and minerals.
Essential for everyday health and well being.
To all you non smokers - the tab was fookin lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# does anyone have an idea..
what to do with that one?

(shibbyman, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# run
away?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# definatly
run away...
(HungOver, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# shrink the picture
for a start :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# would it be kindest
to just put her out of her misery? She has terrible sorrow behind her eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# Crop it and resize it
before posting? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# chop
her into small pieces and make a nice curry
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# burn
it.
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# a witch!
a witch!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# bury her
...in a lead box
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# look in the phone book
under dentist?
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# fire at will
oops..
was my inner voice speaking again?
(Idyll23, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# no fire at her
will is just an innocent bystander - everyone always picks on will.
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)
# SPONG
?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# alcoholics
anonymous?
...
give her 10p for a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Quick quiz for bored people
Who are these B3tans?
Drop kitchen tilt
Blo-backer
Face ships
Dodo trek
Fab boat
Ok 2 e-carding
pet bum luck
u gun hore!
prize for anyone who can be arsed to come to Oxford for one
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# pot trap
part pot
top prat (which is my favourite)


etcetcetc
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# fab boat
fat boab
only one i got right now
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Right:
1) Dr. Phil Kitten
2) !?
3) Spacefish
4) Doktored
5) Fat Boab
6) icedragon2k
7) ME!
8) Hugo Rune

DAMN! only 1 i didn't get...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)
# that was quick.
I'm deeply humiliated to admit that I was stuck on the first one...
I KNOW, I KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# dont worry
i didnt get my name and im about the only person on the board with a number in it...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# kitten doesn't have
a "c" in it!!
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# doctor does!
:P
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Yes
I know. But that was obviously who was meant.

Maybe Dr. Phil Kitten is spelt with a silent, invisible C.

Like "sausages" is spelt with no less than 15 silent, invisible Q's.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# oh well there you go then.
No wonder I couldn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# write it
doctor phil kitten
better that way.
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# well oop north
we pronounce the q's, and are proud of it!

sqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqausages...!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# wow
rather good effort
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# theres a clue there
by the way
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# cunning
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Crab Bloke
I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!
Congrats lumpbucket!
feels quite proud at success of quiz
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# damnit
too quick for me..
tho i'm still stumped by the 2nd one also :/
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# I am already in Oxford..
Can I have the unclaimed prizes.....purleeeaze..?
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Um yes
where are you in Oxford?
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# okay
1) Dr. Phil Kitten
2) crabbloke
3) Spacefish
4) Doktored
5) Fat Boab
6) icedragon2k
7) lumpbucket
8) Hugo Rune
(pingu, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Good work
but too slow. Sorry.
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)
# MMMMMMWwwwaaaaaaaaaaaagggrhhh
look at the time! it was a tie!

can you at least fax me a jaffa cake?
(pingu, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)
# hmmm
did this work?

shameless theft. thanks to ncotaasd
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# aaw thanks pet :0)
Cannae eat it though 'cos it belongs to mr Nicey does it not?
(pingu, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# mwuahahahahaha
don't know why, just felt like saying that - tum tee tum...
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# ratatatBOOM
is another good thing to say.
So is "plinth".
Oh, lads? Read in a book the following..
"Get a woman to say 'plinth'. Its one of the sexiest things you will ever see".
And its true!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# plinth plinth plinth
!
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# coo
woo
weeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# hehe
maybe it does work - you seem to have reverted to babytalk!

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# I still think it is 'prune'
.
(I helped save b3ta! Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# /me imagines Dr. Phil or Nacho saying "prune"
Wowzer! I think I need to order new pants :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# pants?
hehe
(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)
# EXPUNGE!
When all else fails it can only be "Expunge"
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)
# its been a while
and i was bored...

(crazymum, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Apparently my dad sang this to me when I was a wee baby..
Hugo's Bedtime Song
Explains everything really.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# nice.
...
...
.. Confidence building.
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# ***BEAT MEAT (REPOST!!!***
can someone do a repost of the Britney Playstation game please.... i can't be bothered to look for it.

would be most happy if you do.
(adam lynch, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

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