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My 13y.o. son's first shop...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:13, archived)

Very nice.

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Comma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)

Nothing like good product placement..

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:17, archived)

good job!

keep it up!

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

Impressive

Keep it up young Sir !

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:18, archived)

He says, "Thank you all."

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)

Superb

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:36, archived)

Yay!

Lord of the ring-pulls!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:39, archived)

Cut - N - Paste Mash:

I made hats. for everyone.

(DopplerSow, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:40, archived)

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

I think its gods way of saying

Go to bed.
so

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:52, archived)

Thank you for the hat.

TJ: mofaha hates IE's implementation of CSS. mofaha hates MicroSoft. mofaha is starting to cry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:38, archived)

Administrator

hates people that refer to themselves in third person.

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:43, archived)

yeah

Rapitinui is a cunt.

fuck I hate him.

I'm going to burn down his house.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:19, archived)

hehe

that's lovely.

tho' I never wear hats.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:11, archived)

boob

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

he's had a full day.

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jabberpook, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:02, archived)

I guess his collar makes him crazy...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

hes in good company tonight

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

b3ta's clock aint gone forward!

just looked in the kitchen its 3am! not 2am!

geess 2 hours sleep tonight then...

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:05, archived)

May aswell stay up right through now

you'll only feel crappy after 2 hours sleep.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:07, archived)

america goes back on saturday night i think

and that's where the server is

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:08, archived)

right

AHHH!

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:09, archived)

B3ta has an American server?

Huh.

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:33, archived)

coulda fooled me,

since it's definitely not on american time.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:37, archived)

If B3ta is on GMT, it wouldn't observe daylight time.

If it observes the daylight customs of Britan, it would be changed by now. I can't fathom why they would observe U.S. daylight custom.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:41, archived)

it's on an american server, the code just adds a +5 hours to the time stamps

hence the english time for all but 2 weeks of the year

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:43, archived)

Do you remember where that site is that says all the info

about a given url?

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:48, archived)

netcraft?

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:49, archived)

Well that is a fucking shock

to me!

Really, this is totally unexpected news. I'm chuckling for some silly reason.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:50, archived)

it's owned by brits and stuff

but clearly the best hosting deal they could get was with an american com co. my site is hosted from dallas or somewhere i believe

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)

Makes sense, I suppose.

I just never thought they might be anywhere but the U.K...

My servers are in North Carolina (Fayetteville, I believe). Supporting the home state, I suppose. If I need a road trip to go stand on thier desk and bitch, they're four hours away... ;-)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:00, archived)

me neither.

oddly enough, The Other Place appears to be on british correct time.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:43, archived)

i think munkt0n might've added a function to correct it

either that or it's a british server

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:47, archived)

either way

it pretty obviously involves magic.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:49, archived)

you should know

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:52, archived)

ha ha, no,

that's SCIENCE.
which is nearly as magical as magic proper, but not quite.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:53, archived)

truely, you are newton reborn ;)

anyway i'm off to bed, night night

*doffs cap*

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:58, archived)

*makes elaborate bow*

g'night!

*goes back to evil, evil paper*

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)

i like this

micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

thats

beautiful

(spaceshrew, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:15, archived)

Oo cool.

they use something similar in the opening of one of the new Simpsons.
i remember someone doing a short film of it a few years ago aswell.
very nice.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:16, archived)

cooooool

i lik ethat too, but i'm not going to put the above 'i like that' banner up again in the same thread. :-)

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:16, archived)

nice find

tis ace

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:17, archived)

i'm trying to remember where i saw it, probably here or 4rthur

it's rather purdy i think

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

I'd go crazy too if I had a collar like that,

too

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

I am sure i could take

off if i had a collar like that

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

oi!

hands where we can see them!

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:03, archived)

as you wish :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:12, archived)

heh

wow impressive! what other tricks do you do? :-)
edit: trying to make this look a bit more like real print:

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:15, archived)

you could

pantone (or whatever it's called) the colours.

and with that, goodnight!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

you can't go without explaining that!

:-)

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

you have to use shampoo on it

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)

heh, oh dear

i could probably move the blue layer to the side to leave a white seam - that might make it look more like a dodgy print

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:26, archived)

like if you look

really closely at most prints it's made up of lots of little dots (magenta, cyan, yellow). i think the name for that is pantone. but that could be the name of the standard colour chart, is a long time since i did colour analysis.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)

you may go to bed now ;-)

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

thankee

. egads, have to be up soon!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

if you're talking about photoshop,

i think you're referring to the color halftone filter.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:39, archived)

You're referring to CMYK color seperation, I think.

Similar to RGB, but with different colors.

Pantone is a tint/hue chart

/edit: if you look real closely at your monitor, you'll find it's made of red green and blue dots...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:57, archived)

you need a shark for that ;)

lookin groovy

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

Boing, boing, boing,

boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,boing,

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

PULSATE!

PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE! PULSATE!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

*pulsates vigorously*

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)

*slap*

Stop!

carry on

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

*sheds tear*

no more Mark N Lard

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)

i have to say i was a fan at first

but went off them quite a lot

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

I can see how people would.

but their individual shows should be good, if only for their taste in music.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

i'd like to see a wobbly

jelly fez

on some blokes head

stat

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

that kind of

wish could just be forfilled here

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

i'm counting on it

we all are

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:04, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:17, archived)

fez tastic

well deserved.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:21, archived)

HUZZAH!

very good :-)

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)

heheh

excellent.

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:14, archived)

Spooper

Just a thing I thought of. Not a really great picture, but I thought the combonation of "spoon" and "pepper" together was funny, because it had "poop" in it.

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:48, archived)

hehehehe

you said the "p" word

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

NIGHT NIGHT

good night fellow b3tans

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

g'night

but was that really worthy of its own post?

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

yes

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:48, archived)

Concurrance.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

And i shall also use it to bid "good night" from myself

or maybe just a "see you later" as i may be back after a bout of UT2004

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)

oo you got UT2004?

damn good aint it.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)

Yes I have

yes it is.
32 player Onslaught on Dria is absolutely fantastic!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

definatly.

feels more like the old UT than 2003 did. They vehicles add a lot to it aswell.
Onslaught is marvelous.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

Right, really off this time

*fires up UT2004*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

UT name?

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:58, archived)

Ooo, i was gone before i saw this

same as here, stickfigureninja

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:00, archived)

I may well get it

as the original UT was a very good friend of mine, and ate a substantial part of my life (and my bank balance too, ahh memories of paying per minute online)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

Well worth it.

Gameplay 'tweeked' a lot since 2003.
one of the assault maps starts the attacking team off in 1 man space fighters attacking a saraj mothership. stunning.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

woh

sold :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:03, archived)

yes

night

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)

good sir knight, sir good night.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

G'night sirah,

whoever you are...

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

"Q: Can I start a new thread without a picture?

A: Yes. But be considerate to other people using the board. And be interesting. Starting threads saying stuff like "gaz! IM me" can and should be deleted by board moderators."

edit: sorry, i just really hate novelty e-bay auctions ;)

night night

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:48, archived)

novelty ebay auctions

i once posted a slice of toast to gain some 'interest' in my other auctions,
they guy eho 'won' the toast actually wanted it posting so i had to make some toast and send him a slice.
he paid £1 for the postage.

moral of the story: be careful some people are more NUTS than you are.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)

ahahaha

you got conned out of toast!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

not really

only cost 43p to post.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

how much did it

finish at?

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)

not much bread for burnt bread

it was 55p
there was someone else who wanted it but not very badly.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

hmm, so each loaf

has about 20 slices say, at 1.00 total profit per slice that's £20, minus cost of loaf (£20-0.72= £19.28 made per loaf, excellent!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

if you sell em all.

its all about demand.

i once sold a c64gs (no keyboard the console version of the c64) for £130. when i bought it a year before i paid £5. and there was over 220 of them i could have bought at the same time at a massive discount.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:19, archived)

typical

don't suppose you want a Nikon F55 SLR camera with 28-100mm lens do you? just doesn't seem to get that much interest on there, and i can't afford to put a very fancy advert out.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

night mate

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

Night

now delete the thread before the sandman comes.
please.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

nugit nugit

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)

blarblabl...googloogl

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:44, archived)

heheeheh

i think i know those guys

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

like it

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

Ah, *that's* what's been missing....

/bathes in glow

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

Coo

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

i rather

like that...

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:48, archived)

Most Woo some.

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)

greeny

little guy i made for a game last year sometime.

never got around to the game though.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:44, archived)

hah

woo, yay, and perhaps a houpla?

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

Rotating puffer.

WOO!
now excuse me. i must go pull some of my teeth out

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

he has more animation

will have to make some more of these, he has more animations that that. the death is good as he 'implodes' and his eyes 'explode'

will do that another night.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

he rocks

woo!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

More randomness

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3806783671&category=56384

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:40, archived)

looks like its an ebay bandwagon starting here

.

edit: actually its given me an idea of how to get rid of all this CRAP i haev in this house........

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:41, archived)

It is

you cannot avoide it

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)

can we at least

try to keep it isolated to one or 2 threads though?

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)

howdy

stranger

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)

good 'ning to you sir

how goes the lego business?

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)

well as my username suggests

and as this backs-up cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3185074274&category=58727&sspagename=STRK%3AMESSE%3AIT&rd=1
hopefully profitable on the side

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:52, archived)

oooh that is interesting

sadly i am not a fan of harry potter, but i do like lego....

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

aha!

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19011&item=3184438657

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

oooh nifty....

but it has no ferrari included

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:01, archived)

well no, is only a little set

i love the pit-stop
shop.lego.com/leaf.asp?d=9&t=4&Type=4&c=F2184459-75DB-495D-8164-E3FAF85BBA26

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:04, archived)

neat!

i need to get more Technics lego... i have a cool motorcycle here but it needs more to accompany it

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:06, archived)

is it the Racers HOT bike?

8355? or was it someone else who posted that?

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:08, archived)

that was someone else

mine is the old blue technics one

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

those wolverine claws is sooooooo cool!!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:14, archived)

heheh thanks

it was fun making that... took a while and i had to shrink and delete a lot from it in order to make it board sized

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:15, archived)

wicked!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:17, archived)

i can.

/bed+dvd

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dipdapdop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)

Does anyone else

feel an awful lot better now the evenings are lighter?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)

That was...

...random, but yes

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:44, archived)

*froths at mouth*

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

bleurgh, and today was even *sunny*, grrr.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:45, archived)

You're not one of the

"only happy when it's miserable" folk are you?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

no, just

don't like fookin' sunshine, or the fact that it's light in the evenings, used to have nice sunsets on me walk home.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

and

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3807098134&category=25391

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:50, archived)

but now you get to read your favourite book

in the garden, with a beer, when you get home. Without needing a light!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

yeah, if i had

a garden, or a beer.
and all the ladies will start wearing floaty, light clothes, damn them! taunting me.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

Yes.

have been off work this week and today actualy did loads of jobs around the house. almost summer-esque.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

Me too.

All windows open, music on, spring cleaning.

Life is uber-sweet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:49, archived)

it is indeed.

only downer was... we finaly got rid of a non rent playing lodger who arrived here 2 years ago and wouldnt go away. i cleaned what was left in his room out. had stuff crawling in it. once all that was over, life was sweet again.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

Maybe a little late, but worth ebay randomness

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2390764233&category=20755#ebayphotohosting

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:33, archived)

how is shipping handled, are they placed in something other than an open topped plastic bowl?

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

Hmm

I dunno, wouldn't wanna find 5 smushed goldfish in my mailbox

(Bob Bobinson, feel's unloved, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:35, archived)

thought you

couldn't sell organice things on eBay? or is that just our wussy UK version.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)

-18 c

easy freeze them.

they be ok for a few days.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2972788

/twat

*edit* Having said that, mmmmmmmm....fish...*/edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

is munkt0ns place down at the mo?

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:39, archived)

No.

I'm afraid my self-inforced hiatus from the wonder that is b3ta ended 4 days ago, and you have to put up with me again now.

Steamrollering towards 19,000 with blatant disregard for status or manners.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)

ahhh, it seems freeserve are being cockjockeys again then

*fires up indignant e-mail mode*

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:43, archived)

haha to

'No quarantees on how long they will live because I only have these goldfish and I cannot replace them, but they are strong, beautiful fish.'

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

Lionhead, black and white x 2

*feels sad for being nerdy enough to find that amusing*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:35, archived)

pc game based tie in.
i see it now you point it out.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:35, archived)

slightly more importantly,

FABLEFABLEFABLE!

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dipdapdop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:39, archived)

Technically that's not Lionhead but

Big Blue Box, but who am I to get pedantic, Woo Fable!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:39, archived)

a subsidury(sp..) of

is it not?

(

dipdapdop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)

I'm not entirely sure of how it all works

but they've got a few what they call "satellite studios", i think they were small development houses they kinda decided to help out to get a start in the business, giving them access to Lionheads resources and stuff.
But that's a lot of assumption, you're probably right.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

Gee, for only $999,992.73 more

you could have
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2996785347&category=1469

sorry. i'll just go hide now

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:35, archived)

hmm

2. I broke my arm skateboarding and had to have surgery.

pity it wasnt his neck. then there would have been a movie in it.

edit - oo hang on...
8. I have been attacked by a Barracuda.
now theres a movie.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)

once came off a skateboard

and had the skin grated off the right side of my face as it skidded along gravel/tarmak road.
Surprisingly i've not been on one since

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:38, archived)

broken elbow

+ huge arm grazings and large scar on belly.

they're dangerous things you know.

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dipdapdop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:40, archived)

cant skate

to save my life.
but do have a t-shirt with a stick figure skater on though.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:41, archived)

needs a better

ending though.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:38, archived)

someone

really needs to set him up the bomb

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)

Mousetits?

The Inspiration

(lemmiwinks, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:31, archived)

That makes me want to...

fingermouse.

(Smith, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)

hmmm

i dunno if i would...

but woo yay!

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:33, archived)

i'm starting my first bandwagon join in

source pic my pic

(flakeygoathairs, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)

dont know why that reminded me of this

but it did

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:17, archived)

Oh,

Taft.

(Amer3tan, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

nay,

grover cleveland...LEARN YOUR PRESIDENTS!

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

Boss!

The Plame, the Plame!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:36, archived)

cropping?

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:18, archived)

it's just the way i'm sat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

arf

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

*fetches bumper book of benny hill jokes*

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

painful

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

Night All

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)

night there

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

do you trade in lego or summin?

i have about £1.5k of lego i want to sell...

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:34, archived)

things like this

www.b3ta.com/board/2972786

whack it on eBay, although this is a bad example as this is me being a bit naughty and selling the preview models.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:35, archived)

night night you cocknobber :P

incidentally, i know this is GC but i still find it quite interesting+funny www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?t=4475

(

lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

thanks you wonderfully warm hearted

poo stabber

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)

night

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:35, archived)

CHALENGE...

WHO CAN FIND THE MOST RANDOM THING ON EBAY????

POST LINKS IN ***THIS*** POST

WOW WHAT A FUN GAME

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:12, archived)

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2390362000&category=41224

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

winner!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

Haha top

how about these. amazed id never heard of them before.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2995554636&category=1523

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:15, archived)

Alex Yui or sometihng aint it?

the bloke who claims to have disocvered it

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)

this makes me laugh

imagine you are laughing at this, after all, that's exactly what I did when I read it!

However, I then noticed that...

This invention has a US Patent on it, # 5,989,178.
FDA (www.fda.gov) has NOT stopped his business.
(FDA is "Food and Drug Administration")

ohhhh. that makes it ok then.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:18, archived)

What makes me laugh

is my awful awful typing.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

Stoned enough not to

notice mate :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

yaaaaaaaaay!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:22, archived)

lol

yes, fucking stupid...

lifetime guarentee a bet too... lol work that one out...

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)

this guy

is a chinese dude i think, he'll actually give them out free if you email him nicely.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:17, archived)

who'd have thought!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:18, archived)

yeah

i got one on each finger ive been around since well erm.. ye old years.. i remember when... erm something happened

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FrEeLaNcE, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

causes amnesia too

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)

haha

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2995554477

breast enhancer - buy 2 get 1 free.. for that third boobie..

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dipdapdop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)

like, totally, like, random?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

no, let's not

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

here try this

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3185074274&category=58727&sspagename=STRK%3AMESSE%3AIT&rd=1

excellent

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

No-one can find anything random on e-bay

as it is not ruled by the decay of radioactive atoms/ions.

Sorry.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:15, archived)

smart arse

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)

*dances*

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

*joins in*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

have some lights

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:22, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

aaargh!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

Blimey, hello!

I was talking about your Fatboy Slim/Walken thing to my bosses tonight. You've saved me a dredge for your e-mail.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)

Coo

Nice to know it's still getting some attention.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

I sited it as a case in point,

about the value of viral marketing, and how pop-videos massively overspend. And some other stuff. I'll mail you.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

stickfigureninja

at ntlworld.com
to save you searching for it.

Sounds interesting.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

and whilst my stick things are being mentioned

I should really get on with some hat related animations.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

great

that's woo

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)

Haha

its like you knew i downloaded Pivot today.
fekker. :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

I think you and Xiao Xiao

should make some kind of pivot-user-hurting animation.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:30, archived)

that's a bit of a bumhat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:31, archived)

it's a Fedora

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)

and also

a bumhat.

o yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:16, archived)

woo for the stckman

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:33, archived)

hahaha.

exactly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:17, archived)

It's not random

if you try and find it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)

hmm, been looking for these

for ages
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2390026395&category=43555

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:17, archived)

here you go, exactly the sort of thing I would find

Angle Grinder is obsessed

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:17, archived)

My mate

used to have one of them. it has a light on the dash that comes on when the brakes fail. and a button to test that the light is working.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

i have two NOW

.
Lennie aged 27
and carl aged 29.

both 1275 saloons.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

cool

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GTA, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:22, archived)

Colours?

edit - Karl and Lenny haha Simpsons?

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:22, archived)

L&C

thats right, thats where the names come from.

Lennie is 'child sick green'
and carl is a sort of 'shitty yellow'.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)

ahh classic

colours. :)
They just dont make them like that anymore.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:27, archived)

This may be of use to you then...

Ebay

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

lol

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)

Random (adj)

"1 Made, done or happening without method or concious descision. 2 (statistics) governed by or involving equal chances for each item. 3 (of masonry or something similarly constructed) with stones or components of irregular size or shape."

Concise Oxford English Dictionary (2002) Oxford University Press

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GTA, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

The rare citrus loving Tiger Lady of Mexico

maximalise
Previously: 1 2

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)

*moves to mexico*

*woos SFN*

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)

WOO

i cannot stress how WOO that is....

nice one...!

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)

You can see her...

...hmm lets not go there:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)

Woo!

top shoppage mate.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)

theres a guy thats photoshopped himself like that

saw it on the TELLY sometime

a guy in AMERICA (well yeah)
who is turning himself into a feline.

.

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:09, archived)

Not really photoshopped though

it's more tattoos and surgery for his face and piercings for the things like whiskers

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)

with screw-on face

piercing thingies. and re-shaped lips, nose and ears, tattooed face

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:11, archived)

poke

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MelbaToast, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)

helloooo

how are you? hang on a sec...

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:13, archived)

am hanging on...

(

MelbaToast, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:15, archived)

losing grip....

(

MelbaToast, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:15, archived)

ack!

*fwump*

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MelbaToast, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)

oops did you fall?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:24, archived)

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)

Hi Nath!

Oh, hang on...

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:12, archived)

pah.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

The tragedy inherant in this picture

is that, due to her lack of an opposable thumb, she will never be able to pick up the fruit in question.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)

and sits

batting it around like a kitten with a ball.

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)

*sniff*

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)

she can

stab her claws in 'em

they dont like claws in 'em mr mainwearing

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:08, archived)

but then once they are pierced

how will she ever sell them at market?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)

hiding the holes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:12, archived)

Bizarre...

and Woo as well!

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)

ooh

that's rather nice!

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tweaknik, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:07, archived)

top woowing even deserves

bedtime methinks nn

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FrEeLaNcE, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:15, archived)

yaay that!

and I would.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:53, archived)

Erm.. I'd use a condum, though

could be contageous

(drnuclear, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 3:19, archived)

my compo entry

is there a rule as to how quickly these can be done

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Ronny Morocco, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)

Yes

No less that two shakes of a lambs tail!
/FACT

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)

Woo!

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)

anything under

30 seconds and you risk blowing the spuds up.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)

hahaha!

indeed.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:04, archived)

makes me gigglie like a loon.

no. really. woo!

(hingesII, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)

yet another animal morph

any idea's for a name?
::edit::i meant more of a...species...name...

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)

frank

or henry

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)

Frenry

Henk

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)

kenry

or menk

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

wah!

i just remembered to look at th thread down there

i used to play tuba too... it was ace

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

yay for Tuba's!

although i was forced to make a tit of myself by playing a solo in the middle of a crowded york shopping centre... onlookers OH THE ONLOOKERS

i played it fine though just felt a complete twat

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)

thats better than

only getting your fingers wet

also if i remember correctly you have to wet your own lips with wind instruments....

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)

eeek! scary

i once dropped mine in the middle of someone giving a speach... cue 300 people laughing at lemony :(

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)

oops

i swore rather loudly in a church ceremony once because i pinched my finger trying to remove a valve

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)

hahahahahaha

that's even worse than me swearing by accident in the middle of a pantomime i as in, in front of the brownies

why had you chosen to remove the valves at that point?

(

lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)

it had gotten stuck and needed to be freed

so i unscrewed it lifted it up recklessly and removed a portion of my finger between the two buttony bits

"Ow FUCK"............................"whoops hehe"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:05, archived)

eeeeep!

sounds sore, i never injured myself with mine, though i ripped the crotch out of a pair of trousers putting it down once. the valve caught my fly and the weight was enough to leave me.... erm.... exposed

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:08, archived)

ah hahahahahahaha fucking excellent

ever heard of the whit walks?

they're marches that take place up north on whit friday and the band plays a march does a march then plays on the stand and both are judged then they piss off to the next place... i was playing last year and some twat poured his John Smiths down my Bell... i was livid.... i hate John Smiths...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:10, archived)

ahahahahahahahahahah

fantastic, i'd not heard of them

(

lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

they're great fun

and in may

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:18, archived)

Frank

erm no, I'll be Frank and say it's cute... he can be Balthesar

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

What about

Mr. Spanky?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

Sebastian! King of the near-future!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)

Pat

EDIT: It would help if I knew what animals it was composed of.
EDIT: In that case, it's a Pumpy

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)

puppy

and puma

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tafkaz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:00, archived)

cougar or mountain lion too..

caniniousfelinious :latin

(Schultzy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)

how about

a cat and a dog?

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:01, archived)

It's not just a cat though is it?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:03, archived)

what's in a name?

couggy dog

(Schultzy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)

not so white

(Angle Grinder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)

Maybe she know's Ed:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)

IS THAT AMSTERDAM?

i was there last month and i saw no pimpin ,mouse!

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:02, archived)

Tisk!!! Ed it a Phalanger or Cuscus

Poor ed:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:14, archived)

*barf* come on ride the wagon!!

(flakeygoathairs, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:53, archived)

faster pony

faster!!!!!!

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:55, archived)

no need

(

lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:56, archived)

Seamless

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

whats

wiv the shitty pixels?

(Harry - Glastonbury Saviour!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:57, archived)

Do the words "stop" and "it" mean anything to you?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 1:58, archived)

you've been back around these parts quite a lot last few days

....which is a good thing - obviously ;)

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GTA, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 2:06, archived)

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