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# has the dancing baby's father been found?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# no replies
so i'm reposting because the board is slow
www.b3ta.com/board/3381490
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:37, archived)
# dude
it's still on the board!

and for that...i repost my new rave.

Performed by two people, using only their mouths...oh..two fully grown adults!

edt: btw, if you like it (or hate it), i would love for you to leave a message on the mainsite:www.request-a-rave.co.uk. Oh yeah, and PLEASE make some requests - we're running out!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# neat
whats actually going on though?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# ?
wasn't 'cuntbiscuit' up in the 50,000's yesterday?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I love biro-mashes.
so in return, you too can have a pearoast from yesterday evening.

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# eew
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:41, archived)
# you just posted it..sheez
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:40, archived)
# the whole place
will be over-run with goats by half-four if this keeps up
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Thank you!
For saving me the chore of scrolling down 10 posts to the last time you posted it!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)
# .
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:33, archived)
# everyone is trying to
bromine owl?

what does the sign say?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:36, archived)
# 'everyone is trying to bum me out.'
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:36, archived)
# oh
makes more sense!
[a big yay to the pic btw]
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:37, archived)
# hahaa
bromine owl ...:) .. hehee
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:38, archived)
# ok ok
i only just woke up!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:46, archived)
# sorry
wasn't taking the piss ... just thought i was a funny idea :D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)
# One for the ladies!

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:30, archived)
# aaaaaaaw
*strokes*
*gets stolen by missus*
*muffled squeaks heard from afar*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:35, archived)
# .
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:42, archived)
# yeesh!!
:oS
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:56, archived)
# they don't look like that
when used.

But they don't have mouse heads either...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# sicko!
:)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Hope this isn't GC
I searched the database
Matrix Ping Pong 3MB
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# ive definatly seen it before
but i dont know if its been posted here
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
# seen
far too many times..
i dont know how but i didnt notice the ppl in the background the first time!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:28, archived)
# twas in the newsletter
a while back i think
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:30, archived)
# yeah
i think so too
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:35, archived)
# How come you know that
what you've still got your L plates.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:46, archived)
# you dont have to be a member
to get the newsletter
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:50, archived)
# he's a regular
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:51, archived)
# i saw that as a swf on albinoblacksheep
about two or three months ago
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:38, archived)
# yeah
thats why the GC database couldn't find it, there's more than one address for it.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A second cowboy challenge...


And because no bugger responded to my first one... a pearoast...

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# hahahha
brilliance, and puntastic also

edit\ pearost is great to, and oh so true
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Woo, ouch for punnage though!
And I do like your previous effort as well!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] personally i use my own tadpole-paste but ma likes:

my first post - been mspainting for two weeks non-stop
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# woo
that's good . well done to you
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:30, archived)
# hehee
top stuff :D woo and yay to your first post
..you'll never leave ..etc..etc :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Excellent Stuff.
but I'm afraid to say that competition has already been judged.

Still, good work.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:49, archived)
# thanks for the warm glow
who needs a compo when i get three (3) replies!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:54, archived)
# For any of you who remember...
Awhile ago I was talking about a movie called Buick. A friend of mine hypothesized that in 2015, Chris Klein could star in a movie called Buick, and it would make more money than all three Jurassic Park movies combined, simply because there would be more people alive to see movies.

Two years ago, I created the movie poster for Buick.

But surely such a successful movie would have a sequel, right? Well, here for the first time ever, I present to you:


Feel free to view full.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# what he said!?!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning y'all!

Kittens: Lazy bastards.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# WOO
yay! may the kitten rule all
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:04, archived)
# more doodles from me
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# albert, a character in my friend and i's new comic 'lemurs of doom'
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# he
looks good, woo

edit: and so does larry
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Good work peanut
I'm peanuts friend
I'm working on the LoD comic now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# with the banana?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Billy the kid really wasn't that fearsome
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
love it!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# yee ha!
go get 'em cowboy!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha
perfect
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# :o)


CFB
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# what the hell
goes on inside your head?

edit: woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# you really dont want to know!
wibbble!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# ooh I likey!
woo and 'ning
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# *gives up space on top of board after almost three quarters of an hour*
i likey the transparency :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# I'm suffering
from an acute attack of nipple denial.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# hehehehee
sorry! but i wanted it to be SFW!

do you want the link to the original - naked pic!! :o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# OMFG!11111111
naked people on the internet!!!!1
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# yep!
plus ones with their nuts pierced!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# that's been done
:-P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# many times
as far as i can see!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# hehe
sicko :-P
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# true!
:o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# really???///
teh nekkid!!1 wher is it?????//
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# :o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# i was just taking the piss
but that's a bonus really
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:58, archived)
# i thought you were!
but tits are tits right! :o)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# as usual
flippin' brilliant!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
cheers!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# i would
whats the best place to host images (which allows hotlinky thingies?)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# i use my web space
but msn is good!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# do you mean remote linking?
groups.msn.com/

set the group to public.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# i was bored in geography
part one
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 8:43, archived)
# Able to jump tall totals
in a single leap.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:03, archived)
# like
the bottom lettering
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:05, archived)
# i don't know
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 8:30, archived)
# Isn't
that someone out of eastenders ?
woo to the pic

*sulks off cos he don't know how to alter text*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:02, archived)
# save page
from browser of your choice.
open html doc with notepad.
find what you want to change.
change it.
save it.
open saved page, take screenshot :-)

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:12, archived)
# oooh
thankyou and your kitteny goodness
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Don't forget to save it as
'Filname.htm' to make it clickable :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:29, archived)
# what?
if you use control + s or just save it, then open the document you saved, opened, edited and saved.

it seems to work.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Kitteny?
Is it me or have I not seen your name round here much recently?

Chuckley-ha-ha to picture.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:02, archived)
# i've not been around for a while now
i still pop on now and then, as you can see
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 9:10, archived)
# The best riders get the biggest sponsors
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:40, archived)
# Ace expression.
Nice work on the bike lettering. Woo.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:48, archived)
# That's one of my favourite kittens
Expression unaltered!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:59, archived)
# Woo!
That is cool!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:48, archived)
# hehehe
Woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Shame I can't use a digipad

Or flash...

But hey, its the thought, right? :P Cause in my head its magnifiwondericent
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:29, archived)
# owww
just the mere thought of that----

yikes!

EDIT: I am off to bed now, Inu-yasha was wonderful... and so were all of you! here, have a wet sloppy one! *puckers up, leans in*

(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:34, archived)
# *runs away screaming*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:42, archived)
# wise

so wise!

and now, really, g'nite!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:44, archived)
# Eeep!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Loop
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:08, archived)
# looping
pooping - have a woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:10, archived)
# I really
like that!

hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa

woo!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:18, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "That's right -- you varmints git on outta my town and don't never come back."

with his new Colt 45's, the sheriff wasn't afraid to finally face
down the worst of his feathered foes


my other challenge entry, which got no response twelve hours
ago and thus could not possibly get less now, hence linky-linky

(if confused read alt)


EDIT: me spackum' biggish tonight, kemosabe -- linky now work.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)
# the background
reminds me of Russia for some reason... the snow?

its the ok corral in fargo, north dakota

woo^2



NOW i'm going to bed...
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:51, archived)
# Woo
..And Yaaaaaay for oversize sheriffs hats!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:53, archived)
# know what?
I googled "ten gallon hat" and got almost nothing worth seeing. But there were a few under "cowboy" that were decent. That one is a fake costume hat.

/shoulda just googled "bonanza", I know....
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:56, archived)
# well
i thinks its a superb hat! Top marks! ... Although the more i look at it the more the star looks like one of those things they slapped on Jews in concentration camps :-/
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:58, archived)
# yes, it is
and I didn't notice it until the pic was nearly finished.

no offense intended!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:01, archived)
# that's what sheriff stars
look like. shouldn't offend anyone.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:02, archived)
# Good lord!
he's still here! ;-)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:04, archived)
# damnit
how's a newbie supposed to leave when people acknowledge his existence!!!!


(Really really REALLY leaves this time.)




(no really)





(he's gone, ok! so bug off!)




(Zzzzzzzzzzzz... see... he's asleep)





(ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!)

bye ;)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:09, archived)
# Has
he gone yet anyone? can we talk about him now? ;-)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:12, archived)
# Actually ...
.. i wish i hadnt brought it to ppls attention - i dont want it to detract from the wooness! :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:03, archived)
# fixed now
so no worries!!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:05, archived)
# Top notch!
... And apologies for being critical - im a bit (read LOTS!) hungover and was engaging my typing finger before my Stella addled brain was even close to being functioning!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:08, archived)
# Well, it was Jim that got to mine

Jim Beam, that is.

so I'm right there with you!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:19, archived)
# *can't see any alt to read for the link which leads nowhere*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:53, archived)
# i second that
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:54, archived)
# i third it ...
..and shouldnt u be gone? ;-D
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:55, archived)
# good call :D
*waves*



*continues hitting refresh*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:56, archived)
# goodnight
/ morning wherever thee be :)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:59, archived)
# fixed
and I have already meted out the requisite number of self-flagellatory blows, rest assured.

/you have to forgive me, I'm all distracted 'cos inu-yasha is coming on, like, this second.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:59, archived)
# now that the link is, uh, linked
i saw that one earlier & thought it was swell. neglected to post though. :( i apologize.



(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:00, archived)
# also
is that a microphone in the foreground?

the little tike's gonna have some explaining to do when daddy finds his favorite pair of boots AND his moonshine have gone missing.




Ok. I'm really going to bed now where I will watch the Roseanne reruns till I pass out. Night all.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:05, archived)
# he's being interviewed
this was the part right after he said where all the white women at?

/sorry, I'm shamelessly stuck in (tasteless) cowboy mode now
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:31, archived)
# his boots were made for walkin'!
cripes, and i desperately need to sleep.

goodnight, few who are left on b3ta!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:53, archived)
# goodnight
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:55, archived)
# sweet
dreams
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:56, archived)
# leave if you must
but do return, eh?

'nite!
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 7:00, archived)
#

Click to see the full and complete version

for those who have yet to realise, this is just a tiny bit of the full picture
The first 144:

more:
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:47, archived)
# hee hee!
two in one night! thanks!




ok... now goodnight.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:49, archived)
# hey
you cease ridiculing me THIS INSTANT!!!!

;D

/that's a keeper, btw
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:49, archived)
# harsh.
harsh, little stickman.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 6:54, archived)

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