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# I...er, um
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:16, archived)
# mmmm my favourite!
woo yay!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# haha
how lovely


/hungrynow
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# I could just do
with a glove sandwich right about now.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# G clearly does love sandwich...
fnarr!
Woo!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# woo pic
would you eat it with special sauce?

/runs back to obscure cd collection
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Progress Report (sorry about image size)
It's gone from this
to this:

and it's only about half done...
This is an extremely scaled down version... the working copy weighs in at 83.7MB and 2548x3504 pixels big. It's enough to cause photoshop to start to lag, even with a gig of ram...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# very nice
can't wait for the finished pic
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Its looking good...
looking forward to the next progress report..
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# it'll be at some point tomorrow no doubt
as i think i shall quit while i am ahead and get some sleep
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# good night/morning rawr

ning from me to anyone else who is here
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# thanks
nite all!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# erm, was stuck in my mind and i had to share


EDIT: took the source out of one of my old millitary manuals. M61 fagmentation genade.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:56, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:59, archived)
# arf
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 8:03, archived)
# yay
on a completely unrelated note - last night i was thinking of shopping the fear with goatse, but then i had another beer and came to my senses
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
# /pokes B3ta with a stick
yup, me thinks its dead
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
# i'm alive
just working on something...

woo to your defrag grenade btw
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 8:08, archived)
# would love to stay up and see it
but its time for bed
made a terragen that had your name by the way. just random typing and it ended up "rawr.jpg"
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 8:11, archived)
# haha that's great
thanks! very nice!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 8:13, archived)
# That's made me feel all calm
and collected

and calmed my "first performance" nerves...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# The second installment of Munchy FM -
A friend of mine has been working over the last few days to produce these two clips from 'Munchy FM'. Today's show has about as much swearing and farting about as the last, and a cover of the beatles.

www.freewebs.com/munchyboff/radio2.mp3
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:48, archived)
# pearoast
and an old one at that, sorry...



anyone know a website where i can dl some inspiration?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:26, archived)
# i tend to find this quite inspiring
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:32, archived)
# I tend to...
do random image searches on alltheweb.com until I find something I like.

Edit: have a repost as well...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:34, archived)
# This site i good for random images aswell
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:39, archived)
# Or
perhaps you could make a picture with these in it:
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:41, archived)
# Kyle the Humble Bug
# 12

bigger/nicer (47 kb)

More Kyle:
01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11


/this one makes me think of rathergood... "we love tha' mooooon!"
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:57, archived)
# aww,
maybe i have to save a cocoon before i can sleep?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:59, archived)
# something that cause stress and sweat
or else your body won't believe it.

/why not choke the cat?

EDIT: G'nite!!!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:03, archived)
# *reposts*

(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:51, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:53, archived)
# as i said before
i like the shadows and colour in that anim

although (is that meant to be a kitten ?)

anyways - top stuff

(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:56, archived)
# hehe
can you tell the cat was drawn last and I was getting frustrated? :)
edit: actually, maybe i can fix the cat tomorrow and make a ligitimate repost of it :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:58, archived)
# if you hadnt added the "meow"
i would have taken it as a piglet

still very good piglet though :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:59, archived)
# that is hilarious!

the cat is about to pee on her, isn't he?

(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:00, archived)
# possibly,
people tend to see my stuff in very different ways :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:04, archived)
# your all well gay
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:29, archived)
# So true.
So true.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:30, archived)
# yeah but you are proper gay
and you fuck corpses
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:32, archived)
# hey!
don't knock it until you've tried it.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:34, archived)
# you are even crap at argueing. fuck offf
child spaker rapisrt
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:40, archived)
# You're so snug.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:34, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:31, archived)
# filthy tramp
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:33, archived)
# oscar wilde
in the house!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:08, archived)
# oh yeah?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:37, archived)
# hahaha
that am very ace.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:38, archived)
# you're up late/early*
*delete as appropriate
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:40, archived)
# Aye. Couldnt sleep
Woke up at 6 and have been wide awake since. I hate it when i dont get to slob out in bed for ages at weekend.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:43, archived)
# i hear ya
i'll probably be up til 6 here... it's already 1:45am here
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:44, archived)
# If i had stayed up til 6 it wouldnt be so bad.
As id be that knackered i would sleep. Only ever seem to get 6 hours sleep nowadays.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
that made me laugh and it's early and EVERYTHING!

Morning.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:44, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:29, archived)
# Ah! Ninja time, I see!

ninjacarrot, in stillness

640x480 (21kb)
1 | 2
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:22, archived)
# *spacks out*
hehe :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:24, archived)
# a good ninja always respects signs


flash + ninja + mice + lack of sleep = ^
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:11, archived)
# THAT'S SPERM!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:13, archived)
# hehe
mouse be no match for ninja!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:24, archived)
# unless it happens ot be
a ninja mouse


ninjas and mice are woo!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:43, archived)
# he's got to be tired by now!

yay!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:04, archived)
# is anyone still awake
i made a wallpaper as i have been awake all night and i cant sleep

this is a page of doodles out of madness

version 1 - colour (sort of)
img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/masterconnor/madness_L.jpg

version 2 - black and white
img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/masterconnor/madness_black_and_white_L.jpg


(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:47, archived)
# yay
this is mad - you are mad.

i can't sleep either - watching old episodes of seinfeld instead :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:50, archived)
# i was watching weirs way :)
(its a scottish thing - involves a man walking about the countryside

then i watched itv nightscreen - and it was all blue
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:52, archived)
# this may amuse you for 4.5 seconds:
it's my first flash thingy:
walkies!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:55, archived)
# i probably shouldn't admit that i played with that for over an hour t'other day
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:57, archived)
# really?
*grins* thanks!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:04, archived)
# i think it's more a case of simple things...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:06, archived)
# i was on your website today (or yesterday as it may seem)
and saw that .... it goes back and forth - huzzah !
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:57, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:52, archived)
# I'm not either.
It's ten to six in the morning. Of course I'm asleep.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:54, archived)
# Very good
I'm glad it's not just at work that people create for B3ta

I can't sleep 'cause it's 1 in the afternoon.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:53, archived)
# hello person from the future
i am 12 hours in the past here...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:59, archived)
# I like the black and white best

/I gotta dig out all my old doodle pages. They're stowed in a cabinet now. I've only drawn on paper once in the past 5 years, and that was for maybe ten minutes, tops. I guess I should do it more to keep the hummus flowing. *shrug*
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:19, archived)
#


(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# hooray
somebody is here at this hour !

i cannot sleep
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:45, archived)
# nor can i
but i will probably be up for another few hours or so at least
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:54, archived)
# I'm under a lot of persecution from the missus
for my (voluntary) insomnia this summer, as a matter of fact.

I think I'm going to lose the battle pretty soon, too. She's relentless.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:04, archived)
# that is woo!
and yay!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:55, archived)
# it's supposed to give
the illusion of continually moving towards you, but it just makes me feel ill...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:56, archived)
# damn, you changedit
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:56, archived)
# YAY!
edit: you may like this picture : www.deviantart.com/deviation/8765414/ the artist has some STUNNING work, well worth a look.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:57, archived)
# you work every colour in the fucking world into those things doncha :P
methings that swatches palette in your last TW post should've been a clue

edit: WOAH!! +fav there methinks... *wanders off for a look round DA for a while*

edit2: ahhh, now i remember www.deviantart.com/deviation/8803934/ was very nearly faved before but i couldn't work out how
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:59, archived)
# hehe, nope...
base colour (dark cyan) vary light white for the highlights, black for the shadows and then two colours for the coloured lights (often blue/red or some other contrasting combination) so usually about 5 colours :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:03, archived)
# curses!
well you do a passable impression of it
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:05, archived)
# that woman on DA really makes me want to throw my tablet away, cut my hands off
gouge out my eyes and drown myself. Or practice some more.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:07, archived)
# throwing the tablet away seems unnesecary
you do pretty well with it yourself (daily deviation anyone?) :P It's always galling to look at someone like that though, takes the wind out of your sails slightly

edit: plus she rips off josh kirby's style rather blatently sometimes
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:12, archived)
# yes, the DD caused a little bit
of contraversy. yes indeed...

edit: anyway, I'm sure she practiced a lot to get to that level, so... back to the sketchpad :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:17, archived)
# hehehehe
i'm debating buying paint and trying that for the first time in a few years... might be fun
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:23, archived)
# i've been getting back to basics - graphite pencils on paper:
the results are worrying (ie not photorealistic, compared to the photoshop ones...!)

big

but i'm going to keep going becuase it should be good practice
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:29, archived)
# aye, i spotted a couple of those, you seem ace at texture but slightly behind on the actual makeup of the draeing
i can't drawto save my life, hence inormally do fractals and things which eliminate the need too
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:33, archived)
# yep, in my defence though,
this was the first drawing i'd done in years :) I've gotten a few tips now to do with proportion and layout so hopefully that'll help. You should give it a try, I think you'd do well. I'll email you some tutorials i found sometime if you like.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:36, archived)
# that'd be really handy
i've only found ones designed for either preschoolers or the mentally challenged*


*people who keep drawing their dog
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:38, archived)
# this one springs to mind as being particularly useful...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:41, archived)
# *bookmarks*
i'll dig out a pencil later on and give them a crack
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:45, archived)
# nifty tutorial
i think i might get back into doing some freehand sketching in the near future too... either that or i will start scanning in my old stuff and retouching it and colouring it
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:50, archived)
# i was really tempted to retouch
the above sketch - in fact I had done, I'd moved the features around to the correct positions and everything in photoshop... but it felt like cheating so i didn't save it
edit: i'm not saying theres anything wrong with retouching though, just avoiding it on my own stuff for a bit
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:56, archived)
# i don't consider retouching cheating
as long as i am the one who is doing all the work. I know that i can do it just as well in either traditional media or digital, i just prefer to do the retouching in digital because it's easier to undo errors if i screw up somewhere, whereas if i am working with pencil it tends to smudge if i erase or with ink it's damn near impossible to correct an error
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:58, archived)
# i'm on a self improvement mission at the moment,
so hopefully keeping my mistakes visible will spur me on... :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:01, archived)
# here's one sketch i did in grade 10 art class
clearly i have been a comic book nut for a long time... hehe
This one's for MorpheusRiot =)

(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:08, archived)
# ooo
cool :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:13, archived)
# i think i might play around with this one and finish it up a bit
see what i can do with it
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:15, archived)
# you rock
=D
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:15, archived)
# thanks
the art teacher didn't think so...

i got a B on that one... but then again my art teacher was a crackhead. i can honestly say i learned nothing in art class.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:17, archived)
# most art teachers
have no clue what art is. i always despised being graded on what they thought was "good" or "bad". grr.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:18, archived)
# yeah
i forget what stuff my teacher liked, but i was only there for the credit
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 7:20, archived)
# lemonlopes!

how wonderful! I'm saving that person in favorites there.... I thought for a moment that they'd 'shopped it, and I about gagged on my grapefruit juice. Then I saw that they'd painted it, so I'm not as utterly intimidated now... only slightly so.

/haven't had much chance to browse deviantart yet. only posted one crap thing there so far, actually.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:12, archived)
# gah!!!

crap, that's disorienting!

/and is that the good captain archer 'neath the wheelbarrow, per chance? do you hate that show as much as I? makes me ill, it does. better than the previous 2 crap versions, but still crap.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:07, archived)
# it is,
but I actually don't mind that show - especially when that vulcan woman is getting 'decontaminated' with all the clingy anderwear and the glistening ooh err.. hold on .. i'll be back in a minute
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:10, archived)
# heh
yeah, she's not bad, eh?! I heard she hated the show, too, though, and it's all they can do to get her to stay. So she's sexy AND smart. Sheesh! I gotta change pants.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] for Syncubus

in honor of his fine post below, which I just saw as I dropped by...

/'ning!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:24, archived)
# woo yay!
i think you ran away before you saw what i did to your parting pic last night... i added some realism to it...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:53, archived)
# how did I miss that?

brilliant!

EDIT: but I frelled up the shirt - it should say "tookishlad be my baby daddy". ah, well.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:01, archived)
# well it took me a few minutes longer than i had hoped to post it
i had to go and seek out the source for the bridge and shark due to the loss of my old source pics in my great drive crash of a month or so ago
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:35, archived)
# a quick doodle in photoshop

inspired by lemony
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:56, archived)
# that is
absolutely lovely.

woo and yay!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:58, archived)
# thats no moon
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:59, archived)
# nope, it's not...
it was stuck on the lens
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:59, archived)
# Jamaica?
/edit I really should woo scuse me Im drunk and rude
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:02, archived)
# alaska
/edit you're forgiven
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:03, archived)
# Barrow in Furness.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:04, archived)
# to get to the other side
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:05, archived)
# Barrow in Furness?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# huzzah! wonderful doodlage
extra points for use of terminology :)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:02, archived)
# hmm...
Needs a pirate...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:04, archived)
# feel free to add a pirate ship in the lake
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:04, archived)
# sad
If I knew how, I would. I'm foof's bro, by the way. It just looks like it needs a pirate ship to me...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:08, archived)
# ahh
i'd add one but i'm too lazy, sorry
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:10, archived)
# Don't worry. It happens to the best of us.
Woo laziness!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:11, archived)
# quick and shit


:)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:15, archived)
# God bless you.
Woo! Scurvey.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:17, archived)
# yay! =)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:21, archived)
# heheh
YARR!!!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:21, archived)
# Every Welsh housewife should have one...


Inspired in part by Gareth Jones's fave joke (http://www.b3ta.com/interview/gaztop)

[Crap I know, but I'm gonna use my tiredness as an excuse...]
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:33, archived)
# dau munud?
the rest I have the gist of. Pity that is the crux of the joke though
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:45, archived)
# It means
"[For] two minutes, please" (It's what you say when your telling someone how to use the microwave) Did you get Gaz Top's terrible punnage?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:47, archived)
# nope
I know words here and there. Not the language
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:54, archived)
# Ah, I see
Well, your not missing much =P HIs joke was:

"What do you call a Welsh Custard Competition?...Cystadlaeth! (Pronunced 'custardlife'"

And cystadlaeth means.....Competition! Yay! =S
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 5:03, archived)
# It's 4.53am
I'm sitting here wired to F$%^ after drinking 6 cans of Red Bull as I have to leave to pick someone up from Heathrow shortly and I just watched Magical Trevor for the first time. The cpu has just fried itself in my already addled brain.

edit : just watched joel's la la la, wibble
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:55, archived)
# I went to bed with this on my brain and now thanks to you.....
Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans Lots of beans
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Slightly NSFW, but it was okay for Ebay


For those wondering why.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:30, archived)
# Haha
Wonderful.

Escher was a fat bastard!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 6:13, archived)
# Late night repost
A jewish frog.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:20, archived)
# Tastes
like chicken soup.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:24, archived)
# At last


And thank you b3ta for your support.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:20, archived)
# I would buy the t-shirt
but i would trip over it.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:22, archived)
# i was thinking
that would make an awesom tattoo. start at the shoulder, end at the ankle
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:27, archived)
# DO IT!
do it hard!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:32, archived)
# well lets see
8? sheets of paper for it. would I count that as one tattoo or 8 tattoos?
EDIT: god i have to keep count now.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:33, archived)
# you're head's shaved right?
you could start from your scalp and work down your neck and back and have it about 2.5' wide
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:35, archived)
# Oooohhh
but i would have to split the portion around the graboid between the bum cheeks

EDIT: erm, that sounds WAY to gay shift for me


EDIT EDIT: if I do this, it will be like a $3000 tattoo. wonder if I get B3ta tattooed across my ass if Rob will give me a free icon thingie
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:37, archived)
# if you got that done
then you'd be in the newsletter and i suspect you could easily find someone willing to pay for your donation icon
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:44, archived)
# Yay,
bloody well done on that pic chappie, it's a triumph.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:29, archived)
# most
kind.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 4:58, archived)

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