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Add more members of the board (Request)

who wants to add more board members to this EVIL board of directors?

i added some people here.. but i lost my final version..
it was for a link to a message board on my site...

(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

pork chop shoes

all the sixes

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

GOod Lord.

I cant believe they let him in.
'Ah sir, I see you have suitable porky footwear, come in.'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

and

he's suing them

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

Where's pedantic Elvis?

He's not you know. A guy playing pool slips on the pork chop grease and is suing the bar and the pork chop man.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

Go on then get the song from this

Its not the song title but a line from it.
Mike normally says im in this band

20m

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)

got it now

prodigy - breathe

psychosomatic addict insane

system of a down - pyscho

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

psycho killer

*looks at other 3 pics*

or is it?

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

All I can come up with is

"Phoney gas-chamber and the cocaine nosejob" which is a line from a Beck song I think...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

Psycho Calor

qu'est-ce que c'est?

(Monty Pulciano, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

props

for the perfectly-constructed french there
couldn't let that go unremarked

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

I love

the file name.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Is it this.......?

tututtutyoutriedtocheat....LOL

x
x

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

No no no no no and no

And you to Missy a big NO for trying to cheat

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

don't ask me!

after making a prize fuck-wit of myself last night with Pob's TWA tea joke - and he still had to spell it out for me - well i was stoned!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

Ive added

an alt tag now, a little hint

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

alas

for i know nothing of system of a down

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

Ill give you a WOO

for knowing the band. Now to get the YAY you need to work out the pictures and find what song the line is from.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

got it!

pyscho!

(they really do write shit lyrics)

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

Psycho - SOAD

psycho, propane, cocaine, crazy.

(sonicpeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

and the Yay for you sir

You can also have some hummus and houpla a penguin (half burnt) A leg of kitten and a flying saucer full of magic beans.
Just send a self addressed envelope and £1000 to the folloing address:

Simon Wicks
56 Skanking all you money road
i own the world street
blah blah blah
some postcode

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

now thats

what I call a monster truck.

monster

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

butterfingers

mysite.freeserve.com/Seaman1/images/0-picture.gif?0.413506431641394>

(cousin Ainus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

I see that Rob and Andy's

Introducingmonday.co.uk shenanigans have made the Backbytes feature of this week's Computing paper/magazine.

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Watty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

jeff

jeff

i know it was done in paint, but it was a quick jobby and photoshop takes ages to load

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

Ha ha ha.

You're more than just an ordinary schoolboy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

i've just realised

i shouldn't have used "i'm" - honestly, what was i thinking, jeff and apostrophes!

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

and you

spelt you're properly.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

no i didn't

it's "your'e"

deliberately, por supuesto

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Duh

As Jeff would say, I am a twat.

The appostrophe threw me, our Jeff prefers 'your'.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

i remember that now

but i saw someone's UN one in the spazz with r'e on it

and it makes him look even dumber

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)

Hey you

Did you see all my pics i did in paint last night? about my computer being screwed?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

yep

i replied to one of them

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

I think Jeff pictures should be done in paint.

it's more nurdy (sic)

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

hehehe

That's a great idea.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

Go on then Jeff...

Give us some more insults. We laaaaav it!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)

JEFF

There arent enoug for you lot of aresholes. Your all fucking NURDY

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

Is there any reason

why you've come to that conclusion?

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

well,

can you blame him?

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

Well theoretically I could be

considered a web spod, since I come here, but I'm afraid I have no other qualifications for the post of nurd.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

Jeff

You're a veritable treasure trove of fun.

NURDY indeed.

Bwh ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)

Are you sure

the site isn't anything to do with you? I mean it's spelt wrong, and it sounds like you...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)

wouldn't it be frightening

if that was someone's gran

and they turned up at b3ta?

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bananaman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

dude,

i learnt to spell when i was six, or is education "nurdy"

(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

here's a question

how many B3tans are going to be at the New Media Age awards in london tonight?

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:09, archived)

my guess:

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buttercup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)

Hmm

12 sounds about right, but I bet that there'll be a few more lurkers there. C'mon lurkers, if you're going to be there print out a furtive and put him on your table...

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

Just found out

that the communications director and another of the head honchos at my place are going to be there....bastards

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Not missing out on much, mate...

It's full of wanky industry backslapping, and sleazy media owners fawning over agencies and clients.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

fair enough

just thought it would be nice to go to any sort of event though

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

true

and free booze is nice...

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

free booze

no matter wehat the event is as tony the tiger says grrrrrrrrrrrreat

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

didn't realise

they were tonight, anyone here nominated for anything?

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

Jeff is up for two awards.

"Most innovative use of a keyboard whilst typing with his ear"
"Lack of fucking hummus"

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

Ooh, careful!

You don't want to end on the wrong end of his rapier-like wit.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

Yes

but my boss is being cagey about what we're nominated for. I know that we put in 2 entries, and my name was on one of them, but I don't know what we've actually been shortlisted for.

[EDIT: it seems that my boss is just too fucking tight to pay for a ticket for me, hence the cageyness]

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Ptortoise, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

Yay for blogjam

they've come up with this gem: Clicky
They've linked to the telgraph site (and here) as well :)

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)

isn't blogjam

done by someone here?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)

Yup.

Fraser. Contributes links to weblog, doesn't post on the board much.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

Ooo,

I always wondered who he was.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

it's

fraser

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buttercup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

didnt know that. i've been going there for ages too. i just thought it was run by a lurker or something

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)

Obvious really...

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)

does no-one else think this is funny?

i think its funny and clever too.
woo yay houpla to you!

(fluff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

New cover of Nelly Furtardo song...

"I'm like a bird... I stay in the kitchen..."

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

hahaa

red cross...but good punchline all the same

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)

Try a refresh...

I think my providers playin up.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

heh

heh
heh

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)

im like a bird

im always bloody moaning, always out shopping.

(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)

Second most expensive thing

in a guys life...

Is this your first day of being a member?

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)

Just out of interest,

are you joking or is this what you really believe?

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)

do you really

want to know?
i mean, really?

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

No I do, really

really.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

What, the whole sexism thing?

No, not at all. it's just my poor attempt at satire. I think that equaltiy is absolute and despise the spice girls for putting the womens lib movement back about 50 years. I just do it for shits and giggles baby, yeah! And I do feel obliged to maintain such a high standard of sexism by ending my sentance with the word darlin', darlin'.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Phew! That's okay then.

As long as you're kidding I don't mind in the slightest, dear! (Isn't 'dear' the most patronising affectionate term?)

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

When it comes to patronising terms,

men win easily, nothing can patronise a male schovinist, it's practically a turn on to them.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

What is the first.....?

Just idle curiosity.....

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

My crack habit.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

First most expensive thing!

I reckon it's the man himself.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

I'm like a bird

I have delicate light bones, I shit on cars and regurgitate worms into the mouths of my young.

I know where my home is,
Its up a tree made out of twigs and moss.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

I think

you talk to the wrong type of girls.

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)

Nah.

They're anybodys after a bit of Trill.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)

i fought velour

and velour won

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

like

the terrible pun!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

Truly

groan worthy :o)

(Jim Pooley, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

not THE Jim Pooley

of Brentfor Triangle fame?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

International Jeff Appreciation

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

Friday's challenge:

Make something ironic for Jeff?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

Jeff

Its bloody thursday today. Friday is tommorrow!
TWAT

(Jeff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

Jeff

Well done Jeff, have a biscuit.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

No Jeff

it's Friday tomorrow

Cuntwallah

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)

Hmmmm

I wonder if Monster Munch was making a suggestion for tommorow's challenge?

Hmmmmm...Methinks thoust doth Twat to much.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

Er, that's why I wrote "Friday's challenge" and not

"Today's Challenge".
We have a challenge every Friday, but then I suppose you didn't know that, did you?

Shut the door on your way out, there's a good lad.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)

there is

only one M in moron

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)

Jeff

And each Jeff challenge entry should have the subject Jeff, obviously.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)

like

having a jodrell in a jeffy?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

i like

her

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)

i think

she's lactating a bit...?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

ooh,

nice

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)

last song for now and another easy one

EDIT: The Answer is American Engish by Idlewild

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

Our flag

has more colour than yours?
Naa, cant be that easy

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

nope....

not really that close either

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

you suck!

?
(usauk)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

nope....

getting closer....

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

tenuous

at best

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

idlewild

american english

(alonerdottiearebel, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:09, archived)

correct sire..........

you win a half inflated penguin

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)

US Forces..

Decide to use child as bait in order to catch Domo

(Jamsie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

i think

it's working...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

he's behind you!

I can't watch.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

Cool.

I like that.

Is that Grassmarket?

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

i also

numbed by potatoshop,
looked only at the background and wondered vaguely where it was

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

It's bugging me

cos the buildings look familiar.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

it's Victoria Street

just off the grassmarket surely?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

Close enough

for me.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

yes

indeed it is.

(Jamsie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

woo & yay

for edinburgh

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

Have a brand new

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)

Top

stuff.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

i concur

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isthisyou?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

hehehehe..

(Jamsie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

WOO!

YAY!
HOOPLAHOOPLAHOOPLA!

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

Who needs a heart

when you have cannons for arms.

(lowey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)

you have 10 seconds...

to follow the yellow brick road

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)

Sheer

Class

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

Words cannot describe how much I like your work.

You rule.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

Given a startup loan by close friends,

George and Ariel, Yasser is now far happier running "Yasser's Hummus House"

my first post - be gentle

(bonzodog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

welcome

and woo yay!

chilli sauce?

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tstar, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

Well

I liked it :)

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

nicely done.

p.s. wheres your Doo-Dah ?

(Jim Pooley, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

Using my improved random image finder

here I got "Mixed and learning" and found this....

K9 Sulky

which might be potatosnappable?

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Watty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)

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