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#
(pantseatflyer, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Beautiful as ever..
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:00, archived)
# you rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Magical.
A long-overdue paean to the world of handbag-arson.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:01, archived)
# it's the elusive plier beaked finch
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# The handles make him
look like he has antlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# that's nice and affirming, darling.
here Grandma- have a SUPERSIZEWOOYAY
(:Nelly:, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# ta very much, i like my birds with handles
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Sit Stillson,
you'll scare him...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# I likey!
*Feeds nuts. Realises mistake, zips up, and feeds real nuts.*
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# You have blood dripping from your...
HAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# proper tatt
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# hahahaha
alt text
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:59, archived)
# Thrills! Spills! (max speed 4mph)
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Having just spent the last week playing GTAIII,
that is intensley funny in a way you can but imagine. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
# arf!
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Pffft!
Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
That rules!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:23, archived)
# I had a go che-ifying a mate of mine.
its late (hmm only 11:00... *sigh*) and im low on hummas so Ta da

Before

After

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Hmmm...
'interesting'.


(In a good way though...)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Yes,
and I must say the building in the background looks a lot like my old school! ahh the days at CCC
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Nay
It be West park in the ever crappy Derbyshire
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# "Hmmm... yes, we have a new idea for a film.
It's the story of Che Guevara's life, but with Bernard Cribbins playing Che."
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:59, archived)
# hello people
(brob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)
# @#&*($#&$@!!@#@!#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:52, archived)
# i don't like you
who are you/
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# i am
me.
(brob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:55, archived)
# good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# hello person


i don;t want to know what the full series of pics that comes from eads to. Especially not if they're home photos. Appologies if it's your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# Are thou logging onto messenger?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# my stepdad's unistalled it
believeing it makes the PC crash. He'll go mildly ape should he see i've re-installed it
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Idiotic parents are annoying aren't they?
My mother doesn't know how to right click to get rid of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# My mum wont dust
the computer, incase she switches it on. Technophobes disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:09, archived)
# I once turned off my dad's constantly on computer.
And the fan broke down...

We've got the circuit boards and the chip is upstairs.

In my house my dad is the best at computers. I'm second. My bro is next. Then my mother and sister are both in last place.

(sister age 4, mother aged 46)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:13, archived)
# here
www.homestead.com/deidrababe/page1.html
(brob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# *dares to click*



*stunned silence*





*shoots self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# Birds Eye Chilis
are great, we ate them lots in Physics last year. Hence why I got a shit Physics grade.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:03, archived)
# i ate one in a mouthful of mince
and didn;t notice it was there. i seem to finally be unable to taste them.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Two of my friends made caramel in chemistry once.
Damn them. I could smell it from the other side of the class room. Thank god it was just before lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Ohh fuck off...
you seat eating donkey harrasing twunt badger.

/tries to refluff... doesnt bother
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Thanks.
I just came up with a name for the thing I'm editing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Yay
everyones got hummas but me now! :P
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Is it too late to enter the rhyming photoshops compo...
...with some phosphorus in the Bosphorus?



Some more rhymes:

The Pope having a grope
A mobster with a lobster
A camp tramp
A camp lamp
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I likes
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# hahaaa!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# !
www.pbase.com/doomcookie/image/25249539
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Those crazy Nagasakians...
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Woah. i'm scared.
in an aroused kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)
# your girl was better
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
# The emperor's new cloves,

all "hans christian anderson/solo" based puns will be punished.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)
# How about
Hans Calrissian Anderson?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# no.
because it would mean i'd have to kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I don't think you'd have the heart,
once you saw my doe eyes blinking back the tears.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:51, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:54, archived)
# This is very good.
Where are your fennel friends now?
Fnar fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Ok thats scary
Its almost in perfect time with *sway* by coal chamber, which is also kinda ironic

/ w/y/h btw
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)
# udderly bleh! ;)

belated woo for Thelma...hope she gets a wax on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Er,
eek.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:46, archived)
# Ach!
It be Mr Positive Negative!

Meep!

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:48, archived)
# Woah
Thats rather great
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# Blackrod swop's rod for M16
(bennoart, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Every Year... Black Rod knocks on a door down at Parliment...
............What the flying FUCK is that for ?
It's more a pantomime than a place that decides the laws of this country..
Crazy old bastards, stinking of piss.... When they turn greyish they ship them off to "The Lords"... Pompus shits, the lot of them..

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# it's like the whole keys thing at the Tower
"Who goes there?"
"The Keys"
Whose Keys?"
etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:44, archived)
# HELLO ARE YOU A HUNT EXTREMIST???............
WELL THIS IS A STEN GUN MARK 4. DO YOU FEEL LUCKY PUNK?...............
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:47, archived)
# I can barely hear this post
speak up!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:00, archived)
# uurrgrhr
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:37, archived)
# NYEEUURRGGHH
the fits and the drool and the pain and the NYYUURRGHH
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:38, archived)
# aargh!
i just contemplated hitting my monitor to clear up the image!
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:38, archived)
# Woo yay
but it's all a bit videodrome for my liking!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:40, archived)
# *licks screen*
...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:41, archived)
# ?
qu'e s q fucking que ku ca? in bulgarian?............
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:44, archived)
# But I don't want to die now,
I need the sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I just found this in my scanner
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:31, archived)
# tres bizzare
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# SWEET BABY JESUS AND AL L THE ORPHANS
MY 56 YEAR OLD CAN DRAW BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
YET I THINK NOT

MY WIFE JUST BEAT ME WITH A 7 ENDED DILDO.......... BUT I FUCKED HER MUM UP THE ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!

she's 70 with no teeth abd she appologies for shouting!!!!!!!!!
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:35, archived)
# I RAPE YOU
I RAPE YOU LONG TIME TEN DOLLAR
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# I didn't draw it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# erm...
excuse me my dear, i believe you may have caps lock on...
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Why you shout all the times?
you teh Blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Ahhh, a Shoutar
*puts on white coat and produces clipboard to take study notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:37, archived)
# I LOOK LIKE TEH BLESSED AND I SHOUT LIKR TEH BLESSED! AND I CLIMBED EVEREST TOO
YO MAMMA
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:53, archived)
# How queer!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hoorah
and more to the point, Photobucket is back up!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# hehe
that "it's over" makes me think of teen girl squad
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:39, archived)
#
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:30, archived)
# "calm down dear, it's only a killing field"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
Winner takes all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# I like this
Winner groove you're on...

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:43, archived)
# Destroy some more
Peruvian orphans!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:49, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:29, archived)
# Thats great
and also like the very literal filename... :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:30, archived)
# ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
QUE'EST QUE C'EST QUE CA??????????????
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:32, archived)
# It's not a ca
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:33, archived)
# eewww
goatse hand
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Have a biro-mash as opposed to my usually badly paintshopped stuff..
Lifes tough as Intergalactic Megalomaniacs Anonymous

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Click to magically enlargerize

..Shameless repost
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Is this a repost?
I like it even if it is.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# You're absolutely correct
and it was terribly remiss of me not to point this out. Corrected!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:24, archived)
# oooh very nice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:23, archived)
# Cheers
fella
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:26, archived)
# that little link there
seems to turn up in so many e-mails sent to me
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Heh heh.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Am I being slow ?!
What little link ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:26, archived)
# ONCE ENLARGIFICATED ITIS MOLTO
MUCHO ENBEAUTIFICATED.........!!!!!!!!
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# it is very good
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# Haha
Thats great... i did a biromash of teh fear today at college because i was bored out my tree *i cant believe they took b3ta off the college comps* but my friend stole it...

CUNT
/blog
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:25, archived)
# that's cool
where can I get those bright yellow biros?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:26, archived)
# Hey
I didn't say I hadn't shopped it.. just a little..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:27, archived)

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