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(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:44, archived)
# Merry thingy
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Won't the real Stick Figure please stand up?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# yo
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Vot is goink on?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# the other one's me too
I created it ages ago to stop people nicking my full name when i added descriptive stuff to the end of this one.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# A-HA!
'tis a night of mystery and solution tonight.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] my brother the spirit attractor
when I got my first digital camera back in 2000 I took it to the pub to show friends, on the way out I tested the flash in the dark...
only gamma & contrast have been increased, the flash shows up the raindrops and the roadsign behind

larger
, original unedited image from the camera
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:38, archived)
# see now after Most Haunted and all... ghost orbs?
smoking? fog? dirty lens?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:40, archived)
# ghost orbs
i've seen them go on about that stuff, what complete and utter bullshit they are.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# orbs are easy to fake when it's raining :)
nobody was smoking, there wasn't any fog and the lens was too tiny for mist to produce something like that (one of those 3mm fixed focus ones), other pictures that night didn't have any foggyness like this one
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# A combination of all above, I would presume.
I've achieved the same effects indoors with some spotlights and a dirty lens, as well as numerous "ghost" photographs of my own breath (or exhaled smoke, or fog).

Nothing supernatural about it.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:43, archived)
# lets all write to Most Haunted about this
dispell a few of their theories ;)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
# well I dunno I`ve taken pics of the same person in different locations and got that
but not with other people in other locations :\
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:57, archived)
# Were you smoking?
Was it raining? etc etc...got loads of pics like that too
EDIT: its clearly raining there so its unlikely theyre orbs :(
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# I've taken quite a few pictures of rain with a flash because the dot effect is great
but other than that one none have any mist in them that wasn't there when I took the picture
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:44, archived)
# I was at a b3ta party and took pictures
but around one area/one person there were a lot of "weird things"

now I believe in all that spiritual stuff, but couldn`t explain what was happening there :\
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Id have to go with natal on this one occasion
The orbs look like water droplets and the ecto mist is most likely breath or cigarette smoke. Although the red orb is interesting. Were there any lights in the background or just out of shot?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:47, archived)
# you`re teh expert :D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:58, archived)
# The red orb
is from a pedestrian crossing I reckon. The big green light is the little green man. You can see the control box on the pole underneath.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Hmmm
The sad thing is that any photo with rain in it (even if it was raining ages before) will be debunked straight away. Anything genuine cant be picked up on then :(
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Ahh...
This one has spiwit!

Spiwit! You know, a certain dewwing do.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 2:22, archived)
# so i fibbed, heres another :)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# i like the nicotine stained hat brim
woo
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:39, archived)
# and pants
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# well, she is a smoker..
you should see her teeth! *shudder*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:45, archived)
# ooooh
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Wurzel
was the missing replicant from blade runner.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:36, archived)
# HAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAAAHHHHAHAHAA

I just bought a Worzel DVD :D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# have a christmas card* you watermeloners



*from last year
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:29, archived)
# merry christmas you watermeloning jew
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
# *lops off part of his cock*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Oops...
You're supposed to lop it off the other end.
That's going to sting.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)
# it's ok!
by the miracle of araldite i'm a good christian boy again
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:38, archived)
# I haven't seen you on donkies old chap
how art thou?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)
# at the minute i'm sore... but in general i'm rather good
uni is taking up most of my time so i tend not to be on much at the moment, that said i'm sill manaing to keep the post count ahead of moore

yourself?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# much the same
sadly my post count is shockingly low.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:38, archived)
# lemont c unt f uck c unt!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)
# cor!
talk dirty to me bitch
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:39, archived)
# you wish you citrus err.... c unt
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Ahh. Spesh.
That wonderfu;, flavourous fluid. If only there were exports to aussie.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] beat that!
my 8 y.o. daughter likes to balance the round christmas choccies in pyramids - this is her best effort yet.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)
# congratulations!
it's the best thing she will ever accomplish.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# spiny sense tingling ...
bad mood ?

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# he always is
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# watermelon you, you cranberry.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Merry Jingle
etc.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# <span style="american">
have a cool yule, y'all ...

< /span>
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:25, archived)
# <spanner style="adjustable">
Let's tighten those nuts...

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# love you too
bint
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:16, archived)
# blah blah blah,
look at me, i'm pecker, i'm only allowed here because mummy runs the place and my cock is the size of gopdzilla's arse.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# heh
you missed out 'tracer' :)

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:22, archived)
# your wearing my icon with pride
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# it's hardly like i have any other icons to choose from,
you big bald moose.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:24, archived)
# the blank one isnt made by me ^_^
merry christmas im off to watch tv.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# SHUT YOUR OVERSIZED GOB!
night night, have a good one.





...




...you cranberry.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:28, archived)
# <pedant>
my wearing my icon with pride what?

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:44, archived)
# harsh
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Wiz zese round christmas choccies you are zpoilink uz
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# woowoowoo
i like balancing forks on my eye i can do 7
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# oh?
give us a pic! :D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:53, archived)
# that`s great
it`s all down hill from now though..

... sex... whoredom.. crack.. death
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# mmmmm, whore's cracks for death...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# ... always with the anal sex...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Well the secret's out
this is why i'm an atheist
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:27, archived)
# That's just made my Christmas.
Who can I email that to? Ah, I know.

BTW, Do you mind if I get someone to paint some of your cartoons on my van? I'm looking out, if I can find a good enough artist, to create the world's first 'B3TA' van. There would, of course, be newsletter pics.
(Answer another time, I have to go.)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:37, archived)
# she wouldn't be able to do that on a flat surface
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:14, archived)
# I misread this
and thought it was part of the "whore, crack, death" subthread
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I don't know - children today
they just lack focus


/coat
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
#
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(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:05, archived)
# have you given up making good stuff?
...oh that's right, you never started.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:06, archived)
# oh piss off my long haired lover from LLLllllLLlllwales
don`t be nasty
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:07, archived)
# stick it up your cockiau.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:07, archived)
# It's welsh?
Shoot it with a crossbow, it's legal
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:08, archived)
# Only on a Sunday...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# and within the walls of York.
and if i was welsh.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:13, archived)
# you location-choosing cranberry!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Or the bridge into Hereford
or at least I think it is....
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# reminds me of that film Ronin
shit film.... amazing stunts
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:34, archived)
# you
are a fanny
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:10, archived)
# w
tf?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:08, archived)
# lovely monks
but perhaps too optimised!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:08, archived)
# A pearoast for those who visit b3ta at the other times
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:03, archived)
# I love that
Woo
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Thanks
this is what the initial sketch looked like

This time i held very close to the initial design, unlike most other characters I have drawn.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# yay!
she's lovely!

and merry christmas to you!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Too awesome
/sets as wallpaper
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:06, archived)
# i can arrange a better quality wallpaper version of the NKG
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Too late
The fluffy one is sitting quite happily on my desktop now
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:09, archived)
# May I
please marry her?

I think I've found the love of my life

and she's calles Anchor Christmas Ale, it seems.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Every time i make a new character
someone always asks to marry them immediatley...
it's so disturbing!

even if it's a kittygirl who can connect to gigabit ethernet using her tail
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Ethernet Kittens
are the ONLY way forward.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:15, archived)
# actually I think she may be a retrograde step
Most kittens are have built-in wireless connections.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:32, archived)
#
I love cats
I love gigabit ethernet
I love girls

so a kitty-girl who can connect to gigabit ethernet using her tail (automatically fluffy when useful for other things than balance)... well I just have to love her.

It's Christmas after all, have a shark&bridge&helicopter.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I made an etch-a-sketch
Click here (Arrow keys to move)
Prizes* for the best picture.

* Prize consists of my respect and admiration. No cash alternatives.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:02, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:09, archived)
# I should have anticipated this
Although I suppose it is what etchasketch's were invented for.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)
#


(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:11, archived)
# top
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# ooooh
have you ever considered a career in painting?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
# I have
but I'm crap at decorating.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Arf!
you beat me to it!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:19, archived)
#
;)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:26, archived)
# big fat pea roasting bastard
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:02, archived)
# well hold my nose and shit in my mouth
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:02, archived)
# ooo january sales soon


alot of people wont get this
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Why do they need to supply them?
The trolls and newbs make enough anyway
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:01, archived)
# like i said some people wont get it
like you
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:04, archived)
# but
a lot of people have already done this ...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:04, archived)
# thought as much
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:05, archived)
# the closest thing to a christmas picture I have
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)
# I love you
and the stupid stuff you make

yay!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# THAT
is christmas cheer.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# you rule
truly put a smile on my face ^_^
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Festive roasting of peas
before I go off to my bed



(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:51, archived)
# AWSOME!"!!!+!"!""!£"!"!!111111111seveteenshiftone!
^_^
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:54, archived)
# seasons greetings
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# I totally agree with him
unless you`re groaning at the pun.. in which case I agree with you both
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# the pun
just the pun

i like christmas as its the only time i ever spend with my family, because i cant be arsed to drive 250 miles to see them
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# ha 250 miles you WIMP
I used to drive 400 odd from London to Stranraer to Belfast - ask MoodyChops

this year WWIII broke out so I couldn`t go home :)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Yup. Just ask :D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# just shhh about WWIII ;)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)
# 250 miles is a long way when your a lazy cranberry
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:57, archived)
# Two thousand miiiiillles
It's very far...


No shit, Chrissie.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:58, archived)
# 400 odd is bad in a 1L car :D
but I have to say worth it to see the family and stuff :\
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:58, archived)
# mars you say...

(I got the trailer transporter thing for it a couple of days ago :)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# HAHHAAHAHAH
I hope that frontpaged!!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Ooooooooooohlaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:50, archived)
# yay we have something else in common ;)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# you are Bertie Bassett AICMFP
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# but you can't have my babies ;p
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# watermelon that.. just give me some of your hummus :D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:51, archived)
# *scrabbles around in teh cupboards*
sorry, only manmilk
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:54, archived)
# NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 1:02, archived)
# hah!
bumhug!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# bah worthers
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Aaarrrgghh
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
#
I come out of lurkage (and avoidance of midnight mass to offer this b3ta.com/board/2521696
(which somehow got a third in the last Christmas comp)

(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:48, archived)
# merry christlmas


ps

has my icon changed just 4 xmas?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# have you ever considered taking up
nothing to do with graphic design for a living?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Best reply ever
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# secondededededdededdeddewdecxelelevenshiftone
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# weren't you
about to shift off this mortal coil?
cranberry
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# pmsl
you roolz0r
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# he`s a right cranberry sometimes, isn`t he
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# lol bumped
fuck cunts
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# ooh
fucking the filter again?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# YES.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# ahh naws you long time lurker :D
yes, it`s just for Christmas :D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# the icons have been like this for crimbo yes
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# oh watermelon off icon man
:p
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# iconzzzzzzzzzz
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:44, archived)
# I told you!
I sort of remember a drunken lecture I gave you!

something about KEEPING YOUR PECKER UP!

:D
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Merry Christmas.
FESTIVE TINSEL FEZ!
I made it alll by myself.

It's a little big to be a proper fez, though.


Fear my ugly Christmas mug.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# FEZ!
FEZFEZFEZFEZFEZFEZFEZ
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# you look more gorgeous every day.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# A small piece of card once told me
that I'd won second prize in a beauty contest.
So I killed the winner with flaming poles, and now I'm happy.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# yay Comma!

*fwaps in a manner not he`s not too likely to get arrested for*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# huzzah!
wonderfully festive fezzery :)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Fez-tastic!
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# you said you'd do it, and you have
woo yay
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# You are truly
a fez making genius
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# were you in hanson as well?>
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Last one for the night... probably...
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:30, archived)
# *gropes*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# *fondles*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# tart


... talented tart maybe
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# *tarts*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Phwoar, obviously.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# nice one
*christmas wanks*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I'm
in lust love

Top marks
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# yay!
*hickup* that's wonderful

please no more high heels though, they make me feel terrible just looking at them. I mean, it probably hurts a lot walking around in those things, don't it?

/goes back to drink
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# nope
theyre quite fun really. did you see the woman with BOOTS?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# yes I did
but BOOTS I can handle - and these block-heels (or what-ever-they'called) are just about ok

stilleto heels on the other hand...
*shivers*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
# hehe
stilletos take some getting used to, but theyre alright :)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:41, archived)
# well, I guess I'll just have to take your word for it, then
just don't wear them on my account, they still look terrible to me :-)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# they get raunchier by the stroke

.. err ... pen stroke
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:26, archived)
# It's traditional
probably.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Yay - The Pope.
It's his last one, make it special.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:28, archived)
# yay for papal watermelonage
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Did he nod you off?
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Well done you :)
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:30, archived)
# if this doesn't get me a front page,
i'll kill myself.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# *hands over paracetamol, exhaust pipe, rope, knife, gun, poker, razor blade and high building*
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:32, archived)
# make a watermeloning song
it`s not your birthday now you know
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Arf.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:47, archived)
# top. notch. you. gay. c unt.
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# laughed out loud
the hardest i have in weeks
to that wonderous travesty of a christmas-themed image
(, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)

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