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# Dave was very bored

and when that ship came to port, unemployed.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:35, archived)
# huh?
edit: ahhhhh - now I see
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hee hee!
took me a minute
but that's because i'm stupid
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# titter
How rude
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# hehe
subtle

have a subtle woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# subtle and nice!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Tres Woo!
Very subtle
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# hahaa
that took far too long
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Took me too long
Arrgh, subtilty.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# The fuckers at the knitting forum have been sending me spam again!
From : Stella Dikko Samba
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa.
TEL +225 07 81 95 57


APPEAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.


MY Dear ,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of
going into business relationship with you. I got your
name and contact from the Ivoirian chamber of commerce
and industry. I prayed over it and selected your name
among other names due to its esteeming nature and the
recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust
worthy person that I can do business with and by the
recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you
for this simple and sincere business .

I am Stella Dikoo Samba the only daughter of late Mr.
and Mrs. Dikko samba. My father was a very wealthy
cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of
Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to dearth by his
business associates on one of their outings on a
business trip .

My mother died when I was a baby and since
then my father took me so special. Before the death of
my father on June 2004 in a private hospital here
in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and
told me that he has the sum of seventeen million ,five
hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD ($
17.500,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of
the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name
as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .

Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance
in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money
would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am
only 22years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your
country to further my education and to secure a
resident permit in your country.

Moreover, sir i am willing to offer you 15%
of the total sum as compensation for your effort/
input after the successful transfer of this fund into
your nominated account overseas.

Furthermore, you indicate your options
towards assisting me as I believe that this
transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14)
days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating
to hear from you soon.
Reply ma in my private mail box:[email protected]

Thanks and God bless.

Best regard
STELLA DIKKO SAMBA
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ..

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:35, archived)
# ha ha!
that lil penguin pervert
can i borrow the vid once he's done with it??
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
Animal farm!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# oh dear
i forgot to say: i expected it was scarlet
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:38, archived)
# This ^
and WOO!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# But Scarlet's such an innocent little thing.....
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:48, archived)
# that's what she wants you to think
but what she doing when not in frame? what's she doing right now?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:52, archived)
# It's just after 10, so probably; finishing her third breakfast.....
....or talking to the reflection in the mirror again.....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha

pips lovin' teh animal pron, the dirty swine.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# He He
How did he get one of my video's? :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Grand!
Why would they be bothered about a penguin who lives with a cat and a squirrel watching a German fucking a cow?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# They find Germans disturbing?
.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Can't argue with that!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] comp time
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:35, archived)
# is it twelvety?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# OMG!
You are Carol Vorderman!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# *fiddles with self
*enjoys muchly
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:40, archived)
# we love
Puzzlin Paul!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:40, archived)
# is he a friend of Devastatin' Dave?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:41, archived)
# the puzzle hunk of:-
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:48, archived)
# you know too much
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:58, archived)
# 'Ning


nice to see you all this morning.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:25, archived)
# nice to see ya
to see ya NICE!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:26, archived)
# good game good game.

strangly while at the other place yesterday i picked up your message about receiving my book.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# wow, that was ages ago! i still haven't "used" up all the pages yet though!
i'm moving to a new flat tomorrow! :)
/excited blog
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# good luck with the move.
is it to a bigger place or just one with lower crime statistics?

that's lasted longer then a roll of andrex.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:35, archived)
# hello
4rthur is a strange place
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:28, archived)
# You've
obviously never been to Delhi!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I've been to Mumbai
does that count?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:33, archived)
# why yes,
it does :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Gah!
Put some little pixels over his tiny frog genitals!

BA DING DING DING DING!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# no
embrace teh fishy cock, it is your destiny.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:30, archived)
# was it a cold day?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:33, archived)
# it's always cold in the sea
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Pfft!
Brill!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# NSFW!!!!
Lovely drawage sir. :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Hmm repost time
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Hahah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:33, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:37, archived)
# mr floppy
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:39, archived)
# luly
now do it with my drawding.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# what I said all the way up there ^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:52, archived)
# That's fucking marvellous!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:00, archived)
# more crappy cartoons
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ...
RIS?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:26, archived)
# Seriously Moses..
..my people will love 'em!



(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:18, archived)
# tee hee
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:20, archived)
# I fucking LOVE chocolate pop-tarts. all the rest are a bit shit.
Woo to the pic!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:25, archived)
# ha ha - that Moses
he always makes me laugh
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Aye he's such a loon..
..we get on great until he has a few beers and starts talking about this 'god' bloke he met once..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Morning folks...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Pffft
and woo!

My first ever anim:

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:20, archived)
# What do you use to create your gif anims.....
I struggle a little with mine. They are too big!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:26, archived)
# This one was done with flash..
I thinks, twas many a long yar ago!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I'm wondering of swish
has an export option to a Gif. Then it could get very interesting....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:35, archived)
# swishmax
do
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I create them with
Microsoft DIS and then optimise them with imageready. Imageready has an "optimise to xxx kilobytes" option, which allows me to drop them below 200k
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:29, archived)
# ha ha yes
my ex used to work with a guy who had 3 wigs at different lengths so that his hair appeard to grow - despite the fact that it would appear to grow an inch overnight

also he occasionally got them mixed up, and yet he still thoghth nobody knew!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Nore Ming!


Sir Ming makes it quite clear which bus he arrived on!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:14, archived)
# *buys ticket
'ning!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:15, archived)
# That's three happy honkies!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:16, archived)
# those girls look so happy
they are clearly doing it for the love of it and not because they are being paid.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:18, archived)
# I think he may have lied
about the qualities of little ming
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:27, archived)
# 'Ning Waspy - nice pic!
You missed this in the posting frenzy of yesterday:

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Excellent
I'll expect that in my inbox later.
well tagged.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I got an email this morning
Telling me it's been sent to a number of Tory MPs.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:31, archived)
# I like that.
"Gays blamed for Channel 4"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:28, archived)
# ha ha!
made me chuckle with glee
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:30, archived)
# And
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:22, archived)
# We are sailing....we are sailing....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:05, archived)
# glandopippinstrakkinboof
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] From bitter experience
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:02, archived)
# ha ha
mine's the opposite - she insists she is about to run out of diesel even though the tank's still quarter full! Sheesh!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:04, archived)
# I did 150 miles
with warning light on
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:06, archived)
# fucking hell
i did 80 in the red once.. then i conked out
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Interesting fact
It's illegal to run out of fuel on the public highway in the UK.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:08, archived)
# technically
it is driving with an un-roadworthy vehicle!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Surely
if you've run out of fuel, you're not driving at all
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:19, archived)
# i was lucky in a way
i was in guildford town centre when i conked out and a garage lent me a jiffy can so i could put 3 quid in
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:10, archived)
# my clapped out Nova, god rest it's soul
never had a working petrol gauge
oh the fun of mystery petrolage
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Gosh
Neither did mine. It had three readings: "full", "almost full" and "empty". Once you'd passed "almost full" it read "empty" until you chickened out and put more petrol in or ran out of petrol.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:21, archived)
# I have a 2 year old motorcycle
at the luxuary end of the market, and it doesn't have a petrol gague. 14 litres of fuel capacity too...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:32, archived)
# really?
that is interesting
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:10, archived)
# you should never leave on a journey
without sufficient hope of getting where you're going :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Silly
Inhaling petrol fumes will do that to you. Try putting it in the car.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:11, archived)
# haha
silly me
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I managed to do that
in my old Rover 620 diesel. It was the best car in the world ever*, sob.

*until it broke.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:09, archived)
# mine was in a 106 roland garos
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:12, archived)
# When Cooper Attacks!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:57, archived)
# No!
..........just like THAT!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:59, archived)
# no wonders it hurts when you do that
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:04, archived)
# juzzz likethat
[snap]

woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:06, archived)
# 1st Head Swap

Sculder & Mully?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:55, archived)
# excellent!
but I think her eyebrow is melting
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:56, archived)
# well either that....
...or practicing to become a bond villian.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:02, archived)
# Simple really

(Should really be "or with the democrats", but that would be confused with the U.S. political party.)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:51, archived)
# truth is stranger than fiction
have a woo and a yay and a visit from the secret service
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:57, archived)
# that reminds me of something poignent
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:36, archived)
# ..

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Don't know why, just came into my head...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:45, archived)
# heh
quantam
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:46, archived)
# you can call me
you can call me Al
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Headline was real. Prolly bindun
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:41, archived)
# I concur
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:43, archived)
# good.
now I hope he dies of cancer of the aids.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:43, archived)
# what's that sidebar about Davros?




...oh
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:44, archived)
# davros's had a facial
oh no he hasn't
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:51, archived)
# top lurkage!
wow !
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:45, archived)
# Ta
's what happens when you are detained under some law or another....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:45, archived)
# very amusing!

Daft cunt!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Note to self:

Do not buy off ebay drunk - I wanted a pool side table
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:35, archived)
# bad-dum-TISH
woo haha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:36, archived)
# heheh
nicely done Zank
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Well that's what you got isn't it ?
Blimey...some people...moan moan moan :)

hehe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:37, archived)
# *GROAN*




*groan*

*groooaaan*



i wasn't complaining, i was finishng my wank
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Mmmmm spicy brains
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:30, archived)
# I can't see the tag!
[freaks out]
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:34, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:36, archived)
# sorry guys
and starship captains,
i didn't tag it, on account of it being too crap (IMHO)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:55, archived)
# im loving this new firefox thing
most brilliant

love the brain too :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:34, archived)
# are you talking about the script?
i can't get mine to work, i'm running 1.5.
but i vagually remember tweaking it's guts so my yahoo toolbar still worked
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:56, archived)
# i can't see your tag
(w/h, also)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:36, archived)
# Just looking at that makes my head itch :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:38, archived)
# Excellent!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Prolly beendun loads

'ning anyroads
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:19, archived)
# is it all organic?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:24, archived)
# what he's sitting on?
probably
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:28, archived)
# i really didn't need that
/eating
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:32, archived)
# no reason
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:13, archived)
# Great Scott!!
she's got her head on upside down, silly moo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:15, archived)
# that jonaffan woss's missus...
...gets everywhere.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:27, archived)
# she's got cracking norks
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 8:43, archived)

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