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# Heaven (Even better than i thought it would be)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Not Safe For WeightWatchers
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:55, archived)
# >.<
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# I like big butts....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:57, archived)
# and you cannot lie!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:57, archived)
# God, I wish my figure was still that good
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
hot! *edits* isfw surely?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Eeeeew
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:58, archived)
# you met my mum then?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Huge magenta cock anyone?


BTW this is unshopped
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:53, archived)
# whats that
costume the cock is wearing?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# that's fabulous
though you should have given yourself a proper bell-end with some magic marker and attatched a silk scarf to the top to blow in the wind like so many ribbons of flying spunk.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:58, archived)
# "ribbons of flying spunk"
Remembers for when I start my erotic novel.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:59, archived)
# ^ This ^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:00, archived)
#
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# I want to be a tomato

/Prudential
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# We wanna be together!
/Prudential
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:58, archived)
# now this is getting silly
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
there's no place for silliness on this board.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Hello Zoot!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I'm gonna fucking kill you with my big nasty gun!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:59, archived)
# God help us all.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Right, I'm off to have my tea now
Night all.

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#
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#
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# god damnit
its not my fault image shack is crap and angelfire is retarded X_x
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I simply refuse to blame anyone else
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Night night
x
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:56, archived)
#
negative
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:56, archived)
# I seem to have stumbled in on a bandwagon...

Fuckit - night all!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# *hides*

g'night Danny. Over.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:53, archived)
# and as ever, you've raised the bar!
nighty mate!
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# i love this one
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#
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# make
tea
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# then bum
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# nice!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# do the hoovering
wearing tight clothing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)
# take it up the back?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)
# ... contract AIDS and die

...?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)
# But good aids, right?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:53, archived)
# *shakes head*
Sorry...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:55, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how sad

but I suppose he had a gay old time in the process.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Bum-bum


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Trish?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:00, archived)
# shag Brian May
and have him call me Anita?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# All bandwagons are shit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# B3ta is your friend.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Mine too?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:48, archived)
# not mine anymore
I now avoid that page :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Greasy Monkey?
I miss preview, otherwise it's wonderbar
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Preview?
the ninja edit is your friend!

It is great isn't it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# only if you don't complain about offensive posts
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# This rarely happens
I tend to just ignore the few I find offensive
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
#

me too
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:55, archived)
# or is it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Available in 459823 parts...
:)
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# I was so into the bandwagon
I first read that as "I want to behave".
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# this makes perfect sense
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)
# hehe
but who the fuck is that? glitter?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
#
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# .
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# haha
i like how michael spends his life starring at the inside of a fridge now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
# starring? man, how far the mighty do fall

next month Michael J.Fox starring in.... a sink!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# sod off ya wanker
i cant type right i have parkinzonzz degree's
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha


*sods off*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Ha ha Woo!
I like the way she says him name,so we know who it is, so we laugh.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I agree with the masked stranger
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# I liked it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha, you type like my 4 yr old girl speaks

"hims naughty daddy"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# I like how you made that third person so we didn't catch on she really meant 'yous naughty'
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:48, archived)
# I ams the bestest daddy ever


so pooh off you big stinker
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# I actually believe you
Treasure this my friend*


*may be presumptive
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# :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha
I'm 34 (tomorrow) and I still speak like that!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# happy pre-emptive birthday wishes!

34 is a great age.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)
# Ta ,muchly


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# What happened next?
Send your answers care of Sunshine Elephant :)
woo, yay and a hatful of houplah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# haha woo!
Can you pass my coke please, Michael Barrymore?

*splosh gurgle bubble*
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# sod it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Very brilliant
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)
# I think it's time for my reputation to be destroyed


This doesn't go over the edge, does it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Winner.
Haha. Woo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:39, archived)
# I think it's not funny like the other one had the potential to be in isolation
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:40, archived)
# ok, I think we have established that it is not to everyone's taste
...It's not to anyones taste...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:41, archived)
# No, I'm dangerously serious
It's not offensive to me, it's just not funny like the other one
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)
# it's not meant to be funny, it's educational
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Ah
As you were then
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:45, archived)
# one
way ticket to hull and back
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:41, archived)
# I can do you the one way but not back
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Don't shout at me...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:34, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:35, archived)
# just
as well as he shags like a bunny then......
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# I was a rabbit once
Too furry, and a bit boring

Edit: I don't really want to breed, but I like the practise
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Bunnnnnnny!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Yes?

Doh. I'm always forgetting
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:41, archived)
# hello!
*waves*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Hey
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
# :)
that only has 42 views...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Needs more narna knobbing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# To My Special Little Chav Girl....Love Grampa Grumps
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:28, archived)
# That
looks like that thing on Tittybangbang.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:29, archived)
# You mean a fat ugly bird?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# that program is not funny, it is relying entierly on the novelty of having ugley women
I agree
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Absolutely.
And I was really narked off because that one trailer they kept playing (where they were doing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me") was actually really funny. Then I watched the first episode and I was as disappointed as a very disappointed thing. It's rubbish!

Some of the sketches (yes, I'm still talking about it) would be funny if they were a one off, but then another sketch comes on a few minutes later with exactly the same punchlines.

Rubbish.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:45, archived)
# I
missed that one

/smug
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:48, archived)
# shes..
hot...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Cameltoe?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# double cameltoe!?!
*fears*

:s
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:32, archived)
# World's biggest
filesize. Please, optimize it or link it. Cheers.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Wagon Ho!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Are you sure he's
Japanese?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# i want to be eve
adams misses...

wow btw...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# hahahah
that's way better than
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Homeboy need some support, knowhatimsayin'
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# brilliant
I heard him being interviewd on my little radio and he said that he plays his hugely violent PS2 game with his 10 year old son, his only defence was 'The game may be an 18, but it's still ok to buy for your kids'
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# can't help thinking
he's going to pull a bacon sandwich out of that holster.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# from
the back of your broken hand?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# I'm getting the impression
those things support the bra rather than the other way around. :O
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# Fo shizzle
Or something. Woo!

(nice bra, where's it from?)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# random google :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Woo for random google
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:28, archived)
# haha
but it's not to be trussted
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# It's worrying
how much that bra looks like a good fit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:29, archived)
# It seems dad got a bit bored with the game and decided to test the destructive power of the oversized dice on his child...


It does look...a bit like that doesn't it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:19, archived)
# A bit!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# good
I thought i was going a bit lib-dem...

(incedently, i am reversing the word 'gay' back to the word 'queer' when it did not mean gay)

(incedently I am replacing 'gay' with 'lib dem' as instructed)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Cheerio
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha bye Duke, see you next time!~
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Don't ya just hate it...
When someone posts something with much better hummus right after you....


Produced a hearty gawffah from me..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# See you chap
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Well it should go without saying really
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Huzzah for the shit snorkel man!
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# That is a very displeasing image
you have just put in my head!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Sorry
it's what we've always called them on site!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# those cigarettes
will never sell
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Back to the Future Pixelmash: In progress
Evening all :)


An epic 10k for the time being ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I look forward to it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# marvellous.
he certainly knows how to shake.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Always good to see a downsized film
keep up the amazing work
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Wowsers!
it's coming along nicely, but hurry up - I waht Flash!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Patience
Young Padawan ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Is Star Wars
the best?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Star Wars IV will
always be my favourite
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Sorry
I'm like a kid in November who knows what he's getting for Christmas!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Yay!
Woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Your pixelmash skills know no bounds.
Woo, Sir, and yay.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# s'gonna be ace!~
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)
# I do hope so
I'm slightly concerned that with the more detailed style I'm running out of my 250k fast :) 120k already and only a third of the story told.. still, time will tell.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I love these
Everything about them.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Hurrah
I'm really looking forward to the whole thing now!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Already seen it!
*gets back into De Lorean*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Arf :)
Can you tell me if I fit into 250k or not then or whether it was doomed to failure ?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha it fit, it fit.


top work madam!~
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:18, archived)
# erm..
speak english ,boy!

250 whatnow?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:19, archived)
# Erm, you know.. the 250k limit for pictures on b3ta..
Did it work? Where am I? Who is the president?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Oohhhhhh!
Well I don't bloody know!
"bandwidth this, limit that"
What's a messageboard?
What's a cornputer?
Stop hassling me "Techon-fear Arrrgh!"

; )
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Arf :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:24, archived)
# yes yes oh yay!
i hope it has the huey lewis cameo in it!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Damn, thats at the Rock Exam thing at the start
guess it'll have to now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:21, archived)
# no!
do not feel inclined to! im sure the pixelmash will be a surefire success!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
#


I feel dirty
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Why did this make me laugh so hard?
Woo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# ^Yes, this!^
*digs out old Voice of the Beehive album*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Haha I want to misbeehive.
with her.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Heheheheheheh :)
Excellent!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe
congratulations on starting a bandwaggon.
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# there's a first tiime for everything I suppose
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Can someone write an essay talking about the chuckle brothers?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *aims*
*fires*

*dies happy*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:15, archived)
# You oughta
heh heh.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I spy a bandwagon
Oh yes, it's funny now, but just you wait until the fiftieth bandwagon post.



Mark my words
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# ..

but can't/.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Why on earth hasn't this been done before?!

Aceness.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# pffft!
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# for some reason i was upside down
and enjoyed the spinning plate illusion. :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# No.
Sorry, you can't just say, "For some reason I was upside-down" and expect not to have to give an explanation.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# nothing special,
just dropped some money on the floor and looked up with my head still tilted.

or i could be more exciting and say i was doing some dynamic yoga.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# nice!
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Nice flying cymbal!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
#
flying hanging
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# I was gonna say
nice "percussion instrument what look like two tiny cymbals,joined with string"
But i don't know what they are called!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Fingerbells.



I just made that up.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# finger sounds familiar


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# hahahaha
*must remember fingerbells* =)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# That's them!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
That's going to annoy me for the next two days until it suddenly pops back into my head.

*scowls*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# finger cymbals?
but not castonnettes [spellings?]
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)
# That sounds
right.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Finger cymbals?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# but they're not joined
unless they were tied together at my school to avoid losing one, thus rendering the other one useless.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Probably
Was it that sort of school? ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# eeeps
you're inside my brain tonight, and working it 30 seconds faster than I can!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:18, archived)
# They do do that
at special schools!
;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:18, archived)
# oooh, get you with your dictionary definitions!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:15, archived)
# hehe
subtle
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Real!


I believe
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Ahem....
bridge?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Bridge?
not real

bums!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)

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