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# cheating bastard :(

my brain hurts... needs sleeps
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
# this is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i dint eats teh fishiz, i swairz!

right...too much booze...off to bed for me.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:42, archived)
# nonsense!
drink more!

never mind, i'm off to bed too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:48, archived)
# awwwww thats ace!!
night night!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Awwwws
don't worry, I believes you :)

Woo & Yay miss
& g'nights
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Awwwwws!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:31, archived)
# am it nekkid tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:23, archived)
# Well, I am naked if that counts for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:26, archived)
# yays!
i too am naked...



under my clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:28, archived)
# FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:29, archived)
# IS ANYONE READY FOR A EUROPEAN VACATION?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:37, archived)
# HOLIDAY RO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OAD, HOLIDAY RO-O-O-O-O-O-OAD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:37, archived)
# EURO TRIP IS FUNNIER!
'ning you sexy naked beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:41, archived)
# Hello!
I haven't seen euro trip - what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:44, archived)
# It is the most tolerable of stupid teen American movies.
Funny too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I haven't been to a cinema in years.
I almost did a few months back for x-men 3, but the cinema was full. I hate movies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I love movies.
Over television.

Want to marry the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# AND THEN THERE'S THAT BIT WHERE THAT FRENCH GUY STEALS CHEVY CHASE'S CAMERA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:42, archived)
# by an act of parliament
I am not allowed to be naked anywhere within a 50 foot radius of myself...
this makes showers rather troublesome :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Great stuff.
consider it clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:04, archived)
# won't someone
think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# There is a Junior edition.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] wake up yoobastards!

ducks for cover
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:35, archived)
# I am super special.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:00, archived)
# SUGAR SUGAR,
HONEY HONEY,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:07, archived)
#
YOU ARE MY CANDY GRIL....BLA BLEE BLA BLA
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:10, archived)
# YOU FUCKING SISSY
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:26, archived)
# thats not in the song...is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:27, archived)
# its in the germs version of it.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:50, archived)
# damn you both...
now that is stuck in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:01, archived)
# What's the deal with sissys amiritefolks?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:09, archived)
# I just love it when something makes me laugh out loud
eatliver.com/i.php?n=1860

& 'ning you bunch of miserable cunts.

EDIT: SORRY GUYS, I THOUGHT I WAS ON THE TALK BOARD.
silly cunt I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:53, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:54, archived)
# they are all dead (b3tans)
two nazi posts in 2 mins.....wierd
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:57, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:00, archived)
#
Tommy's underwear modeling career is not working out, so he turns to a life of crime. This leads him to sexy cougar Veronica Rayne's house with pantyhose on his head, and then, oh yep, you guessed it … to avoid the cops, he ends up in her panties and her ass!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:56, archived)
# peas please
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Pink triangle LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:05, archived)
# if only it where real....
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:07, archived)
# no need to apologise.
i lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:05, archived)
# ning

ducks for cover
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Charlie choppers chucking a handful!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:06, archived)
# i don't get the joke but eggplants with swastikas is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:20, archived)
# try the file name
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:34, archived)
# yes
but what do aubergines have to do with swastikas?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Teh T'ittens #2

previous #1
Might only be hummus enough for one
or two more of these. Do feel free to
make your own ones (or doodle up these).
Sources are in "cats" on teh MorgueFile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)
# cats hate cabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Ones that yell are the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:56, archived)
# ^_^
i heart these.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 6:43, archived)
# I made a fluffy...
small beauty

Click for Big

Looks like he is wearing camouflage, but I kind of like the overall effect, actually...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Fluff!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:54, archived)
# thanks ! :)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] good to be back
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:11, archived)
# I can't see that,
but I like your username so good for you.
(Marwood, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:16, archived)
# my host is crap- hang on- I'll upload to another one
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:17, archived)
# I see it,
And I like it.

Though I can't promise I haven't RISsed something.
(Iceduck, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I was thinking of doing it with puppies..

to avoid offending anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# just do it in a quiet place where no one will find you
and you can fuck what ever you want, without having to worry about offending people.

Everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:05, archived)
# thanks
I thought it'd be best i I checked first.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:09, archived)
# works in progress
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:50, archived)
# very nice
very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Half a Triumph.
A trump.

ROFFLECAKES!
(Marwood, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# oohh sexy triumph motor buy cicle
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Oooooo shiny!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Quiz time!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:40, archived)
# shenanigans!
also: why would I call a transvestite? except for the obvious reasons, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:46, archived)
# please tell me!
how do you tell the difference?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I just throw a coin
like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:58, archived)
# phone in?
no mission.

I always said they were rigged, but nobody believed me. I now have my smug bastard hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:47, archived)
# paranoia's such a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Shhhh! The zombies might hear you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:38, archived)
# *pokes brain*
Ooo squishy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:41, archived)
# pea tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:04, archived)
# hehe terriffic
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 3:51, archived)
# more mortal kombat silliness...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:18, archived)
# haha
nice.

I heard theres a car coming out in the next three years that will be able to do 274 miles per hour.
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:19, archived)
# wicked...
you could go to the shops and be back before you even needed anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:51, archived)
# veyron loses
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/crashed_veyron.jpg

edit:

whoops a bit big..

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:21, archived)
# bluergh those colours
someone obviously has more money than sense
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Funny thing is,
it wasn't even the owner, it was his brother.

I expect he's officially divorcing him as his brother in the courts as we speak.
(Marwood, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Saw one of those in Berlin years ago and wanted one then.
Now I know what it can do I really want one.

EDIT: Just to clear things up, I'm on about the car not the old lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 8:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:11, archived)
# arf...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:14, archived)
# IT AM FLUFFY TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:16, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! CactusEater, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:18, archived)
# yay!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:52, archived)
# That's the worst drawing I think I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Is it fuck as like.


Thing is, that actually took me about half an hour and is seriously the best I could come up with.
(Marwood, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)
# that is good.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Speaking of paint...
I drew a picture, figure it might make a nice change from my sweeping landscapes.



I do have three new landscape type things, but I like to spread them out. :)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I AM EATING: Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I AM LEAVING: Now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:09, archived)
# I want bacon...
Give me!
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Eurovision anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# wasnt hooch some alco pop that for kids to get wasted on?
i managed to swipe a traffic cone and a pedestrians sign on the journey back from the paddys day party.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# What was the name of the first alcopop
It was all over the news at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# wasnt it "two dogs"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Mad Dog 20:20
ahhhh

the days
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:53, archived)
#
I am RISing because I am following EV as much as any man should.....
(not at all)
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# ev
Yeah they're drinking hooch, can't see it very well though. Fuck EV btw :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:53, archived)
# What in the smegging smeg is 'EV'?
/watching Red dwarf blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Eurovision
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# this needs a chop or two :)
(alternateearth, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:36, archived)
# RPS allredy?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# huh?
??
(alternateearth, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 5:20, archived)

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