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[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# arf!!!
:-)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# HAHA!
That's class!

Nice to see you're settling into b3ta. You'll find yourself turning up to bashes next:P
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Class.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# WOOYAY!
*sings*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats is ten different kinds of ACE! *click
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# You put your left leg in-
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# and that's what it's all about...
oi!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I wondered why this took ages to load.
Tis good though.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# a fucking meg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Exactly,
Though I'm not much of a nazi here so I'm not as fussed as some.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# 1001kb?
piss off
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# nice take
but it's a bit* too large for the board. It would be nice if you could link it or optimize it.


750K
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# YOU HAVE BROKEN MY FUCKING INTERNETS YOU CUNT
Not really, I'm not that bothered. There are plenty that will be, though.

Like, optimise, dude.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# how did you even get this that big?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Not a clue
I blame gimp.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Filters>Animation>Optimize (for GIF)
and if not enough, reduce the colors manually. Should be easy to bring it down to an acceptable size
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# You
are aware that it's too big, then?

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# worth the size
.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *detects irony in the vicinity*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah
it should be, but it's not. It's still half a meg. At that size you should be linking it.

This version is merely 150kb.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Nicely optimised
!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I like this!
a lot
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# some Zappa for a change.....
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I reaally should get some zappa
yellow shark has been recommended to me but for now, the only thing I have is some dweezil :-(
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Yellow Shark is very cool!
grab Sheik Yerbouti and go from there + Dweezil rocks out!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?


or too cryptic?

/unlurk
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Scream on an elephant yeah?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# that's the one
know the song?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Multi-coloured splodge friends!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
#
fiends!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Yes but which one's Ross?:P
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Whichever one of those you think looks most like a cunt.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I had a beagle in my mind once.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Was it smoking? Or on its back on a kennel? Or both?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Erm no, are you a mental?
Obviously it was playing a tuba.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Ahh, of course. Beagles do brass instruments, not lung cancer.
It's all coming back to me now.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# ha ha
(laughter track)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Oh fuck off!
I had to spend 6 months adding canned laughter to things when I did my Post Production apprenticeship.
Did you know in game shows they take to laughter from the warm up act to paste it over the actual show?!

Oh fuck off obviously in the nicest possible way
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Woo
For some reason they put me in the mind of those smelly rubbers you had in the 80's (no not those ones).
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# is that
the ones that smelled like coconut? Or new car smell?
or the strange unidentifiable smell you can't quite put your nosebuds on?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# yay they happy
yay
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# dave is very cool
have a click!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# e444444
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck!! :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# right a little bit.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Shrek wants his ears back!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] can you guess what its supposed to be?

edit: much better, me thinks
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Seams like Weetabix hare-eye to me.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# bah
mind pissage
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# The most accurate of such! Right in the bastard (minds) eye.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
#hare eye, speared by weetabix#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# fucking christ near a stream with some small apricots!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Please draw this
(This should be a requirement of all 'christ' shouts from now on)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# ^ this
I am a fan of the extended jesus chants doing the rounds at the moment.
*adds this one to the mental list*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Is it meant to be fire?
It is, isn't it?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I thought it was a sneaky eye poo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Me too, but thought it'd sound childish :p
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# They talk about sneaky eye poo in parliament all the time!*
may be a complete porky
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# briiiight eeeyes
burning like- oh right.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# heheh
Edit is much better!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ^ what he said
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Been away for a while...
...but just got a new Macbook Pro.


*needs more right click?

Edit - wallpaper here
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:55, archived)
# do you know what 'mac' rhymes with?


Edit: 'Grats! :)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# sfjghdkfghdfkghac!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Faq?
: (
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# yes,
but not the answer we're looking for.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Cra
ack, akc, back, backe, bak, bakke, black, brac, brack, brakke, braque, cac, caq, clack, crack, dac, dack, dak, fac, flack, flak, hack, hacke, haq, haque, jac, jack, knack, krack, kracke, kwak, lac, lack, lak, mack, macke, mak, nack, nacke, pac, pack, pak, paque, plack, placke, plaque, ptak, quack, rack, rak, sac, sack, sak, schack, schlack, schnack, schrack, shack, shaq, slack, smack, snack, spack, spak, stac, stack, strack, stracke, tac, tack, tacke, tak, trac, track, trak, wack, whack, wrack, yack, yak, zach, zack, zak, aback, adak, air sac, attack, beat back, beaulac, blue jack, bomb rack, bounce back, bring back, call back, cart track, chirac, choke back, coal black, come back, cut back, date back, die back, dirt track, dish rack, draw back, dress rack, drive back, drop back, dulac, face pack, fall back, feed back, fight back, flash back, force back, get back, give back, go back, grass wrack, half track, hang back, hark back, hold back, ice pack, jet black, keep back, kick back, knick-knack, knock back, lean back, look back, man jack, move back, pay back, phone jack, pipe rack, pitch black, plate rack, play back, pull back, push back, put back, rear back, repack, roof rack, sad sack, sand crack, screw jack, sea wrack, seed lac, send back, set back, shoe black, shrink back, sit back, ski rack, soot black, spice rack, spore sac, spur track, stand back, stick lac, tabak, take back, tear sac, think back, throw back, tie rack, tie tack, toe crack, toss back, trim back, turn back, unpack, vanvlack, welsh black, win back, wolf pack, yolk sac, diversionary attack
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Is this the lyrics to 'We Didn't Start the Fire' by Billy Joel?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# heard that with Steve "Shite" Wright yesterday 'noon.
It saddened me that I remembered it coming out =o[
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I'd rather jack
With Fleetwood Mac?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# suprisingly still not there.
'Crap' was the answer. 'C R A P'
*shuffles cue cards*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# errr
no it doesn't - 'Map' maybe, not mac

you lies
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# have some donald fagen
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# pfffttt thats Captain Kremmen of the Star Corp...
AICMFAUD!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Begin the day..

..with a friendly voice
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Lovely!
amazing animation too - woo and uber-clickage
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# that background is ace
*rushes to keep up*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I've got tickets
To see Rush next month at Madison Square Garden - should be a great show
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:44, archived)
# likewise,
except at the NEC (UK)in October :-)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Cazzo!!!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Kirsty MaColl's Chippy


Not bad, not bad!!!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# big yay for Kirsty!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# He's not actually swearing of course :-)
but I like this one a lot!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Swearing...
Why thank you!!! I had to look up those words on an English:Italian translating website. What does it actually say?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *click*
that is pretty cool!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# nice mix of video and photoshop
WOO!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# very nice indeed.
i'm still miffed that this sort of scrolling background is beyond my feeble capabilities.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Hey Ho - Lets Go.....
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i don't understand anything for this weeks challenge
i don't even know when it's a challenge post or just some random shit

life is hard :(

suppose i'd better give this a 'woo' just incase it's awesome and i just don't get it :P
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *whispers*
Blitzkreig Bop
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ah!
*slaps forehead*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Good afternoon everyone
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Deluxe version of the Swiss Army Knife?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Wow is that the 2016 olympic logo?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I like that antenas
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Na na, na na na na na na na, na katamari damacy...
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:37, archived)
# oooh
nice
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i love your trippy pics
makes taking all that acid years ago worth it!
*click*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# TOAP alert

Sorry*
*isn't

Edit: Oops, It's Chant No. 1
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# 'ning Ms. Potty!
Goald?:P
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:21, archived)
# 'ning Ghostie
Ninja edited.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:22, archived)
# 'ning Flowerpot
TOAP flavoured woo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# 'ning Pav
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# How are you on this pointlessly nice day?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Bored out of my brain
and avoiding doing nasty paperwork.
You?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Mildly bored
and avoiding doing anything requiring any effort at all.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Da do ron ron ron
RACIST
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Crrrrraig David!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# the punnage burns
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Seeee-leeeeeeec-taa!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *Bangs head on desk repeatedly*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *cackle*
Oh dear, oh dear.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] pump up the jam, pump it up
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:40, archived)
# NO!
The EU commission have told me you'll have to call it Pump us the Strawberry Preserve!

In other news; WOO!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:43, archived)
# love the animation
woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Haha!
I like this :D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Nicely!
woo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:41, archived)
# bored and ill in africa


Click for bigger (287KB) So have a picture i did, original was Jolly Jacks
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:36, archived)
# That is rather spendidly done
*clicks*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Well that's a bit bloody good that is
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:24, archived)
# nice and floaty
what are you doing in Africa?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I hope
your africa gets fixed soon.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# aaagggghhhh!! I am SO bored.....
It's raining and i wanted to go out. So you can have this



Click for bigger (229KB)


1024x768 in case you likey for desktopy
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# its raining ?
where ?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:34, archived)
# It won't be raining down in Aaaaaaaafrica!
Compo reply

I just saw a 7 foot bottle of beer walking down the road. Either it's something to do with the beer festival or I'm really out of touch!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:45, archived)
# i saw naked women in my flat 5 min ago..
but it was my sister


(and she was not completly naked)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Don't make her feel she has to leave on my account:P
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# shouldn't the sky
be marmalade?

oh, and woo.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I've used the song before
sausage dildo
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
i love his big square face
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
majik! *click*
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
Unfortunately google didn't seem to have many pics of God.


(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:14, archived)
# pfffftttt...
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm starting to enjoy this challenge


EDIT: With added shark.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:09, archived)
# where are
the sharks and the treasure?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# pfft
I'll add a shark, just for you
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yay!
i love sharks, me.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Happy?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:14, archived)
# very.
you're gonna need a bigger boat
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Why would I need a bigger boat?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:16, archived)
# gah!
have you never watched Jaws?

or have i just strolled happily into your cunning mind trap?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Ummm... the second one.
:D
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# damn!
just when i thought it was safe to be a pedant...
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# It's never safe
There's always teachers in the playgrounds watching.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# teachers are fun to mess with
i'm off to get my sunburn on. later folks!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:25, archived)
# pissbeans
LOL!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this
with less lol and more woo!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Couldbe the new fucksocks!
'ningles all.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# 'ningles Mr Ghost
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:49, archived)
# just what i was thinking
*adds to list*!
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I'm hating this challenge because I don't know what any of the songs are.
But nice pic. :)
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I must admit
I have worn my right hand mouse button down in the last few days.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:46, archived)
# It's 'I'll sail this ship alone' by Beautiful South
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I got that one.
And how's your weekend shaping up?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Pretty good, actually
Amazing weather, and it's my step-grandfather's birthday tomorrow so I finally get a BBQ.

Howabout yours?
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I beat you on the BBQ from
Mine is at 4:D

I bought some new plants for the garden and I've got to work up the motivation to go and buy some bangers and some charcoal.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pah
One of these days I'm going to steal your BBQ. That'll teach you to have more of them :p

I was gonna mow the lawn, but it's too much effort in this heat.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 15:09, archived)

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