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# Lame, but
running out of 'ines'

nice though, you think?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:03, archived)
# happy canofheinz!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:06, archived)
# Happy Sunburn !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Happy Innards
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)
# G-g-g-g-areth
Just heard a funny little version of Gareth's single for you to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)
# where's the gag?
the blokes got a stutter. we know that. needs to be taken further i reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:51, archived)
# fair enough
Perhaps you could throw in a few sound effects featuring (ahem) backing by Simon Cowell or Jonathon King?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)
# er.. or daleks with a stutter?
Joel? Are you there?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:01, archived)
# I'm on the case already on that one - Gareth that is, not the daleks.
I've just been too lazy to finish what I've done so far.
I told Joel what I was doing and he said I was mean, until I pointed out that I was using his Cliff animation as a guideline to where the limit is!
(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:37, archived)
# i had an idea for an
extended joke on it -

Gareth is given a steven hawkins type computer to do interviews.
His first single is a version of 'Dead Ringer for Love' with Cher. However, Cher refuses to perform it live. To get around this, he duets with his computer.
Everyone is happy except Rick Waller who wanted to be the new meatloaf.
Fin.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# Rick Waller Idea.
Manager: Your singles not selling. The public hates you. There is only one thing for it. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO DRAG!

Cut to Rick in dress singing the Divine track, "You think you're a man, but you're just a boy."

MANAGER: You're still a fat sweaty fuck, but G.A.Y want you to do a P.A.

er.. then a Dalek comes along and spunks all over Rick using his Xsperminator.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)
# not the gay daleks
run, run, run to the hills
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:29, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Tony Hart
would be proud. Best so far!!! Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:39, archived)
# woo
that's tops!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Magic.....
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:08, archived)
# that's
so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:34, archived)
# Happy Serpentine
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:25, archived)
# Wicked intro...
You guys HAVE to check this out! it made me laugh!

www.lebonze.co.uk/stuff/move.htm
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:21, archived)
# that is
a great thing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:23, archived)
# Do you write
dodgy e-mails for a living - it was just like one of those 'You have to check this out, get rich quick' type things... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:23, archived)
# ah
have you been reading the b3ta newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)
# What the one you havnt released yet?
yeah! i hacked into your mind and read your thoughts. Did you not install the security patch for microsoft brain 5.5? silly boy...
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:33, archived)
# it would have to a pretty good hack
as i'm writing it at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)
# Not since the last one,
why?
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:35, archived)
# damn...
i knew i'd get caught one day... but i just thought that if i could just convince a few more stupid idiots to sign up for a service they didnt need, i'd be able to retire to a beach hut in dellaware. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:37, archived)
# Where's that
near London? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# Actually just thought
if Keith Deller, the darts player from the 80's, started a software company, would he call it DellerWare?
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:42, archived)
# However
very clever, though. Doesn't he look like Shaky. Maybe he's looking for his booze stash?
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:25, archived)
# That is totally spot on
One of the best things I've seen on the net for ages. Yes, even better than Betty
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:28, archived)
# A tasteful logo
http://www.absafe.org.uk/

Hmmm.....
(Jamsie, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:16, archived)
# Corporate Mantra Generator
Does your organisation lack a corporate mantra? Worry no more! With YAMP you can cook one up in seconds. Don't like the suggestion? Hit "more" for another.The rude bits were by baggo...
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:00, archived)
# Wide-area Gender-neutral Nihilism
That's our new Mantra I'm chanting it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:03, archived)
# F-f-fetch a cloth, Granville
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:58, archived)
# brucie is
such a good lookalike - but he should be the one wearing the tanktop.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)
# The Creative Collaboration Engine
version 1 is now online

Now anyone can create poem minisites,
with images - and other people can join in.

Let me know what you think.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:53, archived)
# Just boootiful
I'll be back later
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:58, archived)
# woo!
quality.Me added a verse
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:24, archived)
# a valentine
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)
# ho ho ho
but doesn't she have masculine legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)
# fox hunting banned
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:41, archived)
# So, does this mean

Ill in the beastie boys sense, or the poorly sense?
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:31, archived)
# and eat
in the canibal sense?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:38, archived)
# and queen in the...
yeah, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:40, archived)
# even if she wasn't ill, i wouldn't eat her
purely a a mark of respect, ill or not, i don't think i could bring myself to eat her
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:47, archived)
# Actually it's because
her mouth is shrinking. This proves it;
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Yes
That's also what I was implying.
I also posted this because I have to ask - who on this board can own up to the picture of Simon Cowell!! That's so obviously a photoshopped one...
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:47, archived)
# everyone knows that
this is the real Simon Cowell.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:50, archived)
# Hate to poach from PB....
But this says it all:
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:53, archived)
# gee-nee-us
pure class
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:59, archived)
# I made that!
:)
(Creamy_B, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)
# Sorry, brainwarp this morning...
(sasquatch, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:25, archived)
# Be My Valentine....


All my Love,

Al XXX
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:25, archived)
# More gay dogs
Larry Greyhound

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:18, archived)
# I was watching old footage of Larry yesterday
His song was fantastic.

"Shut that door,
Shut that door,
it's getting cold in here
Shut that door,
Shut that door,
I'M FEELING RATHER QUEER"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:24, archived)
# although Larry never came out
nor has anybody come forward claiming to be Larrys' lover. He was a bit old school and repressed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:25, archived)
# he used to do a fantastic
joke whereby he'd eye up the camera.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:40, archived)
# "Oooh - look at the muck in here"
larrys' face work is a joy to behold. My girlfriend is producing a TV thing on him at the moment, and I've watched tape after tape of his performances on 70's variety shows. The shows are shite, but when he comes on the mood lifts by a mile.

He was a star.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:44, archived)
# When Arrkid n me were young....
Instead of cheese, we'd say shut that door, hence all our childhood snaps had us with Larry wrists....

My grandad encouraged it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:12, archived)
# Good job you weren't fans of
Chubby Brown
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 7:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:13, archived)
# what's in it for me?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:45, archived)
# What's your blues musician name?
Find out your blues name here . Mine is Happy Sugar Bailey. What's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Mine's
'Old Dog' Bradley. As in pit.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:04, archived)
# It seems to be a bit confused...
Surely Texas 'Bones' McGee is my 'Wild-West Outlaw' name?
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)
# Fat 'Fingers' Jones
Who's ya daddy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:07, archived)
# i'm "fat fingers davis"
perhaps fat fingers is a more popular name than previously thought...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:13, archived)
# mines
Old fingers Bradley
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:11, archived)
# mines
Old fingers Bradley
weird
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:11, archived)
# Crippled "Pickles" Jones
Hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:14, archived)
# Mine is
Peg Leg 'Lemon' Bailey.
I must be your brother-type thing in Jazz Cirles, although I'm not sure about the 'Lemon' bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:22, archived)
# Old "Killer" Davis
Why do I sound like a serial killer? Damn, I must have the blues reeeeel bad.
(sasquatch, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 5:30, archived)
# Mines
fat boy 'Dog' Washington

How they know about my beer gut?
(Wallz, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:23, archived)
# old mister 'money'
wish I was
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:34, archived)
# Mine's
Peg Leg "killer" Davis
(I helped save b3ta! Palumpa, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)
# red dog mcgee.....i like it...think i might keep it...
(nic*, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:41, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kitties with guns
are nicer than you
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 4:54, archived)
# awww

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 4:46, archived)

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