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the O'connor Horror

riverdance will never be the same again

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wangolini, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:23, archived)

i dread to think

where tom is

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:29, archived)

or indeed hazel

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)

Oy Wangolini, stop that

you're twisting my sobriety

(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:30, archived)

Tsk tsk tinita

Oi Nacho, no! Stop getting your tinita tikaram mixed up with your sinead o'connor or nothing will compare to our good relationship of love and hate

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Cedarsave, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:03, archived)

I wasn't getting them mixed up

It was just the first response that came into my head. So ner.
I would never get them mixed up, not with out the help of Photoshop anyway, cos I unfortunately used to get told I look like Tinita Tikarim when she was around. People say the nicest things! I'm scared of a separated at birth pic now. Don't do it.

(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:19, archived)

Woo! My first gif anim......

Thought I'd get this in first.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:14, archived)

Big lack of input so far

on the Collaborative Creativity Engine

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flibz, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)

ah, a wind turbine...

would be ideal to power my Frank Spencerphone

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:07, archived)

There was a boy called Crab Bloke

His little rhymes were funny.
But Crab Bloke's just a pseudonym,
-He's really Purple Ronnie.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:07, archived)

but this

is purple ronnie -

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:12, archived)

They only ever do close-up pictures

so that you can't see the pincers...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)

You vil not give me ze fish vid ze bones

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)

Peanut butter and neighbours give bad dream bad!

(idgaf.com, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:03, archived)

new tv go home

Valentines Special on line today, I see.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)

Did anyone look at their book?

What did you think?

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rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:05, archived)

My wee bro bought me it for Christmas

I like it, but it's pretty bleak. If you try and read it all the way through in one go, you'll end up necking a bottle of paracetemol.

It's funny, in small controlled doses.

(SparkyLove, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)

got a table of my own on a packed train cause it made me laugh so hard!!!

(redifusion, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)

That happened to me

with the Onion book 'Despatches from the 10th Circle'. Made me cry, that did.

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bantam, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)

I've done a x-promo deal with cereal companies

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AndyK, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)

low in fat

an full of flava

(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)

Must need more caffeine

I read that as 'full of vulva'

hm. Swedish gynacologist's car?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)

Andy K

are you full of vulva?
Witchy, go and have a coffee break.

(Nacho, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:34, archived)

Done.

I've got broken coffee now.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 10:51, archived)

from the bbc

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AndyK, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:54, archived)

ah... the BBC are sending us secret messages ...

... to us. After I started wearing the tin foil hat they stopped broadcasting radio directly to my brain. They had to try something else. Looks like I'd better start putting the foil on my fingers ...

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rob, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)

I was worried about the TV

so I had these made

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bazman, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)

You also

have to watch out for UltraSonics!

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helmetcream, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)

no one

sent me any valanites cards, so i'm unleashing the clown hen 'o' disaster........

(redifusion, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:50, archived)

Go hen, go!

Kill them all for us cardless ones!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:53, archived)

I got one Valentine, an email from ClubNokia (God I'm sad) wanting me to send sexy texts to people and stuff.

Included in it was this

Yeah, nothing says I love you like a Jurassic Park operator logo.

Hmmmm

(SparkyLove, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)

I got a nice box of chocolates delivered to my desk. From a firm wanting to sell me storage management software. It was good chocolate.

(james, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)

Poem

I've never kissed a leper
I've never hugged a nun
but I am the proud possesor
of a seven foot long tongue.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:42, archived)

A new poster

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

are they on his back?

is furtive jet propelled?

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pep, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:48, archived)

Yup.

How else could he be in so many places in one day?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:52, archived)

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crab_bloke), Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

I think I'm seeing

a pattern cropping up in your poems - have they got subliminal messages?

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rockyrobin, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)

i can relate to that.

apart from the killing spree, anyway. i reckon i'd be a lot sexier if i was psychotic.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:48, archived)

Recurring Cat Nightmares #7

Can't find a seal, boys! It'll have to be cat

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MartinH, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:35, archived)

Ever wondered if you aren't payed enough?

Well thanks to the grauniad on-line newspaper, you can now confirm if you are over-paid, earn just enough, or are in need of a big raise.
money.guardian.co.uk/work/iqtest/0,1456,589301,00.html
(I'd just like to say that I got only a couple wrong and apparently I deserve some more cash!......Best get hold of my manager right now and stop buggering about on the web)

(Muttley, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:33, archived)

Yay Me!

20/25

Boo Hiss at my salary tho :(

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flibz, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:48, archived)

I can't be bothered with those funny shapes.

16/25, 1

How boring.

Ever tried one of those 'Send us 2 quid and we'll send you a certificate' IQ tests?

Not suggesting they fudge results to encourage people to pay for certificates, but I got 145 on the last one I did.

Naaa . . . .

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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)

I got loads of questions wrong.

here was there commment:

Well, you certainly have the experts confused. You're not the brightest spark, in fact your test results put you in "plank of wood" school of intellect. However, you've managed to persuade someone to pay you massively over the odds, so you can't be all that dumb. Can you?

Goddamit, i'm a webdesigner, i can program php, perl html and mysql yet i'm considered to be dumb just cos i couldnt match up a few patterns. maybe it's cos i'm thinking about work to hard... ;o)

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andy206, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)

I only got two wrong as well

looks like I'm underpaid again :(

Can't work out which two I got wrong though...

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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:56, archived)

Well they pass it all as a url string.

Just keep changing em in the string till you get em all right.

A bit like that rubbish Wipeout tv show paul daniels did.

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flibz, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:17, archived)

Boo

20/25 when checked against my salary it said:

Wow. Your IQ is as far above the average for your salary level as the scale permits. What are you doing with your life?

I wonder if I show this to the boss he'll give me a pay rise or just sack me for wasting time on the interner...

(Wallz, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:45, archived)

My addition to the cartoons

My idol is tony heart and lets hope he would've been proud if he saw this:

(bazzalite, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:32, archived)

lol

(nix, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)

I trust you've all seen this...

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blah, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:31, archived)

HAPPY VAL ON TIME

sorry, really sorry

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bazman, Thu 14 Feb 2002, 8:27, archived)

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