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# The Fear
linky psd off construction kit is broked/i can't get it to work(argh!)
(dicky, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# sorry, my fault
clicky
i'm working on getting the url working again
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# it's
a bit further down the page :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# thankyou


(dicky, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Marc Antony was a hottie.
But it was time to move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Nasa Budget cuts?
Or George decided to upgrade the technology department of Challenger?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# The folks at NASA
never could get the hang of converting millimetres to feet...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)
# You blew it up!
Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# needs
a caption......
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# even Beethovens cat was pretty nifty at tickling the ivorys
.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# That cat is doing Jazz Hands!!!
what number is he on rate my kitten again?
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# 3148
3148 was the kitties number...
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)
# thank you kindly
.
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# i'd like to invite you all
to the grand unveiling of the new-look snazzy (and updated) paintmash:


clicky the pic to enter
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# hooray for paintmash!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Jazz is not always to everyone's tastes - this isn't really Jazz but likewise it may only be liked by insane people.
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Organ0003SkatterJazz.mp3
So since it's 1MB big dial-uppers probably better not bother
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)
# I am a hardcore dialler -
I have a 400MB dl on atm.
*edit* Did you write that? It's genius. I have it on loop and will probably listen to it all day.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# Back on dialup I did admittedly download an iso (of a fully legal cd of important research material *cough*) and that took over a week. Bit by bit.
write is maybe too stong a word. I'm just having some fun with my organ - that's what Saturday's are for.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# nice work bananaman!
it's looking gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i just walked out of my room
and there was a cat in the house! i don't have a cat. we gave each other a big scare. i tried to make friends with it after i'd finished screaming, but it was a bit too rattled and just ran back out to the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# that be weird- check the telly's still there
my mum's got feral cats in the workshop at her house (our tennants run a cattery, so it's hardly surprising they've lost a couple)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)
# this one
didn't seem that tame. but the telly's still there, phew!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)
# When i was at Uni
there was a phone in the entrance bit of the block i was staying in (we were one of 9 blocks 3 rows of 3 in a Courtyard only with 1 block inthe middle, anyway it was 2am i was sitting on a chair leaning back on 2 legs against the wall on the phone to a mate and suddenly this cat walking past outside and me caught each others eye and just froze stared for a good 10 or 20 seconds.
I started whispering down the phone without moving my lips 'THERE'S A CAT STARING AT ME! IT WON'T STOP STARING!' Eventually i started smirking and the cat carried on staring then wandered off.

I went to have a look through the (glass) doors to see where it had gone and I saw another cat, then another and then i realised there were at least 20 cats roaming around the Court and that they must have done this every night, they take over. And i'd discovered their secret and they knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:43, archived)
# it was trying
to hypnotise you. definitely. they do that, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# it works
i love cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# yucky addendum
i think the cat has 'marked' my loungeroom as its own.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:11, archived)
# well mark* it back
and mark* the doorway while you're at it to stop any other cats getting any ideas.
(*with perfume of course!)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# I can't help thinking
that on another part of the internet a cat just posted almost the same message as you...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# haa ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)
# nana i was having another look at the lovely fancyteeth
and was pleased to see the first link on their links page is to Paintmash, have a look if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# indeed i did
they put it in when mr fancyteeth drew me a picture
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:56, archived)
# hooray!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Woo!!!!
Excellent!
I'm honoured to be there!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:40, archived)
# yay
good work! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:47, archived)
# Oooh!
Very professional! I'm all inspired to rehash my own space now...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Fred's dyslexia would cause him a few problems in later years.
(metamatic, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# oohh
I saw that film I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:26, archived)
# i think donald deserves one more outing :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# "Everyday day when I wake up - I thank the lord I'm Welsh"
I'm having a relapse, does anyone know of any cheap hitmen - if I don't get the lead singer of Catatonia bumped off, I may end up buying another album...Help!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# If you hire one
Can I borrow him afterwards to slaughter the street-yoof who broke my mates arm?
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)
# I'll do it for
10 pints of Stella - well probably after 10 pints of stella...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# wahey


i'd like to thank the academy....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# WOOOOO!!!!!!!
erm.. got carried away there... 8S
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# YAAAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)
# woo! congrats!
*hijack*
I just made the mistake of installing winamp3, bloat deluxe!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)
# wooo
009 receives his secret signal to come out of deep cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)
# woo!
i like the lights too!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:23, archived)
# cunt
sorry got a bout of tourettes
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Right... Ok...
Who wants to take pictures of themselves Doin' The Jazz Hands for me???
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:11, archived)
# filthy pervert
got a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# what's filthy???
i said Jazz hands, not Jizz hands!
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)
# Isn't jazz hands
a term for wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# no no no no no...
see below, and you'll find out what it is...
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)
# Thats a shame
I won't send you these pics then
(edit) that reminds me, whatever happened to mike?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Ok then
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)
# i like
the hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# wahey!!!
cheers dude... You'll be first up!
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# put the hat on!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# I did yesterday
Cos I wondered why the fook it was there. It's a bit too small though.
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# I look
like I'm toothless. I was sort of embarassed and didn't know which facial expression to pull. I went for 'half-way between smiling politely and gormless'
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# not got a digicam, sorry

can't draw, neither
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# what
does it say on your t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# chicks rule
and a picture of a chick. i think i wore it at bash #1, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:51, archived)
# nice!
and they do too
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:54, archived)
# All that serious talk
has depressed me - I'm now listening to Catatonia - are there any doctors out there is there a cure?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Now
that's what I call timing
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Doc - the problem is
I take myself too seriously, I've got no hummus, a poor work pc, a dreadful rash, I think I like Catatonia, I haven't listened to Prodigy in ages and I'm begining to learn welsh, it there a cure or Im I going have to spend a night with Edwina Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# I don't
normally advocate euthanasia, but I got struck off this morning so what the hey!
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Well sod you then
JOBLESS - I'm going to prescribe myself 10 pints of stella and a few gos on the fruit machine...

Only kidding thanks anyway - I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)
# I have an organ and no musical skills but i can sample stuff
hmmm kittens singing? (been done)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Three Blind Cats
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Organ0002ThreeBlindCats.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# hmm not bad for 3 minutes work
That one's a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# weeee!
sounds like mooncat, where's beryl reid?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# I think like an irish composer
she is decomposing...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# threadjack
I've just found out the hard way that it is a bad idea to listen to punk while shaving
[nurses severed face]
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# join the dots anyone?
go on, it's fun!
robot doesn't work, by the way :(. *sigh* trouble-shooting time
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)
# aaaaww..
Have some of this then:

it's the fear?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)
# teaburgercake?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:03, archived)
# Just tea, cake & crackers
to cheer her up...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)
# those crackers look like
uncooked burgers. very nice sentiment though!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)
# ååååh thanks
think i might go make myself a cup of tea and some lunch.
did you really join the dots?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Nope!
But once the fear is in your brain.........
Aaaaaaaaargh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# that's...
.....
.....
.....
*shudder*
the Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:04, archived)
# tumtitumti... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've just drawn on my screen! curse you, you fiend!

oh dear, i hope it's something easily soluble! (the robot, that is.)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# i can't stop
laughing at that!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# i wish i had a young niece or nephew to disturb
by giving them that join-the-dots. muhahahah
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# i have,
but i couldnæt do it to her...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# haha..
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# i could
but then i'm evil at heart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# OK then
Sorry - couldn't help myself

(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)
# hooray
for you!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# But I'm a rebel really
I joined the dots in reverse order!
(I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# Aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!!!!
(Amigiac woo you say?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# AAAARRGGHHH!!
there'll be a whole collection of these soon!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# can anyone help..
i need a joke that fits into a text message and may well cause bladder failure due to its funniness.Any offers?
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# .....
"I fucked your mum last night" tends to work
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# concise and effective
top marks for going straight for the jugular!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:20, archived)
# Try
all the animals in the jungle are having a party, all the lions are there, the llamas, the giraffes and snakes, except that one monkey is missing coz he is reading the this message...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# thats pretty
good but i imagine she'll still have dry knickers after that,any weapons grade jokes?
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Heard about the new running shoe
specially developed for lesbians by Nike?

It only takes one finger to get it on and the tongue is extra large?

Good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:01, archived)
# Quality
cheers.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:09, archived)
# Never leave it with just one
On Nokia this works a treat.

Press down.



Press harder.


Harder.


Oh yes harder.



OH YES THATS IT



OH YES!



Youve just had textual intercourse : )



What you are looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# thats what i'm looking for!
i think we're singing from the same songsheet here!!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:17, archived)
# no problems
glad to to be of service.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# 2 aerials
meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. the wedding was rubbish but the reception was brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:57, archived)
# why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was outstanding in his field.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# classic
Tommy Cooper-esque!!
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# Two carrots are walking down an alleyway.
one says "where do you live?" the other replies "i'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing"
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# i've tried my best
but unless you are calling the surreal card,i dont get it.if im biff please take the piss and then explain.thanks:)
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# Oh that's the best.
Yay you.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# good god.
what the hell is going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# Has someone been....
going through mummy's bottom drawer ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# You're a sick
puppy dude...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Blame it on Google™
...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# shocking
weren't they called back?
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# what on earth
were your search terms???????????
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:09, archived)
# bunny dress
? 8|
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Woo
Yeah!
(WiSK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# happy then
? Glad you're keeping us informed ;0)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Okay i've got my organ out
what shall I say to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# "entertain me or you're going in the bin"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# here's
Entertain me or you're in the bin audio
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:03, archived)
# wow!
Professor Fnord is actually squarepusher & coldcut combined
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# oops you got the extended premix there
i've chopped off the end now so it's 10 times smaller in filesize.
That is a world exclusive limited edition mp3 you've got there now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# you're not joking
there's a 6000 user long queue on kazaa waiting to download that now..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:13, archived)
# haha!
that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# apparently you can with 2
ribs removed....
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# for some reason i thought he meant
he was going to lose a kidney or something then.
Guess who only just woke up...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)
# This is true
BUT, you can't breath properly anymore. And you'd need all the breath you can get really...
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# any of you lovely b3tans
know what the jazz hands are?
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# yep
do this

then waggle your hands, and say "mammy!"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# that, sir...
is just what i need... i'm doing a website dedicated to them, and i need pics of them :)
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# hmm - I think there
were two possible answers to this question...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# search for Al Jolson
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
is jazzhands.com yours?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:49, archived)
# unfortunatley not...
it's just a crappy lycos members one at the moment, but am searching for a good domain name...
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# yeah mate
its the ability to hold and turn the pages of your jazz mag with only your left hand.I'm a 7th dan of jazz hands.why do you ask?
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)
# you
sorted msng3r
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# no and ive given up on it
it says "resource corrupted".On metal gear solid is there any way of killing the blokes with your hands instead of just beating them up?bit random i know but hey whos complaining.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:07, archived)
# If you
bash the square button *really* qucikly, you break their necks. It's true, and I've done it.
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# you've got
to be strangling them, you'll break their necks, and you can drag them off while doing it
(dicky, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)
# ta
got to go break some necks now cheerio.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# at the end of a performance
when you put your hands out and sort of shake them whilst people applaud. need a pic really... anyone....
edit: munkton got there first
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Yup - it's
when you're polishing the helmet and the polish spills all over your hands...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# no, no, that's
'jizz hands'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Sorry - misread
the question.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# -


...some like it hot, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)
# THREAD HIJACK
does anyone know of a good program to stop the shitty pop up adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# no
go back to your cave you troglodite.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:51, archived)
# please
leave me alone, this is all ive got, all my friends are trying to steam
into my missus, ive nowhere else to turn :(
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)
# fair enough
i'll leave you alone while i'm waiting in line for my go on her.
(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:57, archived)
# havent
i alread ticked you off the list!!?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:59, archived)
# If you use
Mozilla there is an option to disallow unrequested windows - I forget what popups look like.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)
# go to
www.panicware.com and get pop-up stopper.. very good one.
(choppy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:55, archived)
# bah! pedestrians!
you should let them stay, and hone you 1337 ninja alt+f4 skills, I've got the response time down to nanoseconds now.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Hummmmm


Which shall I click ????
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)
# get rid of the lungs
you don't need them!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Nah, the brain -
You'll be a lot happier without it,
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:41, archived)
# good point
end the brain task, the lungs will shut down automatically, saves you a mouse click.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Koit, you need it:
www.prodikeys.com/video/Perform-rock_bb.wvx
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he looks so serious
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)
# my ding a ling
my ding a ling
i want you to play
with my ding a ling
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)
# help


my pc died on me so lost all my favourites, whats the url for the beta search? i need kitten dragging furtive across a field as my wallpaper!

so have a unhappy kitten instead!
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)
# there's a link for the b3ta search
at the top of the page ;)
poor you by the way. grr.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)
# The one at
the top of this page? 'Search for messages'?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)
# no,
the one that says update your profile.

nnnhnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)
# god,
i'm hungry and grumpy. didnt mean to sound mean though! :)
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)
# want this?

(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)
# i don't get it
my brain doesn't even work! argh! nutrition. lack of. cccrrkkk...
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)
# Nice
pixel handbag!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:53, archived)
# thanks -
as i posted it i realised i should draw a coat too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Er,
OK buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)

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