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# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
There's a certain someone guesting in Angel tonight!
Yippidy skippedy!
And I just downloaded Cavatina and Take Five tabs from Olga.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# I've just woken
her up from post-coital sleep and she sez hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)
# nice,
althought like someone below, i too wished it was faith making a guest appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# Faith and Willow
facing off in a fight...
In a muddy pit...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# no fair!
My man is 200 miles away..... Boo! and I miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:23, archived)
# you must practice
your aim, my child :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:28, archived)
# Beautiful comeback
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)
# *Must resist urge to yell
Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!*
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:32, archived)
# how about
classical gas?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)
# Ooooooh!
Good point...
Onto it now.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# Did you know I
can play Classical Gas with some glass on my ass on the grass beside a mass of class bass?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:27, archived)
# draw us
a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:29, archived)
# Or take a photo
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Can't -
too tired/drunk for something so complex.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)
# Hmmm.
I wonder who that could be. A certain titian haired young sorceress by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# That's an expression I shall have to remember
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)
# bah!
I thought you meant faith for a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# Me too
i'm upset now...but i don't remember the one with willow...what happened in it
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:31, archived)
# It turned out
to be about 2 minutes on the phone. Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:34, archived)
# oh well
i didn't miss much then.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Even I was dissapointed
and I don't dissapoint easily.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:40, archived)
# my deepest
sympathy...or is that apathy? :P
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# and a

to you too :o)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)
# It's bloody filthy down there!


did someone say meme?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Heh heh
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:21, archived)
# Any Membranes fans? "I Am Fish Eye!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# Earthworm Jim perhaps,
that could be Bob the Killer Goldfish's arch nemesis! (airiba!)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Different fish,
different eye...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# Worm in eye,
WORM IN EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# Eeeww!
I bet you can get that in Africa!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Not gonna go there,
on account of the habit of turning you into a pincushion.......having said that it's nice to know our local yellow fever centre is 3 streets away.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:17, archived)
# School of Tropical Medicine
is also 3 streets away - opposite the Royal Infirmary too!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Ouch!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:30, archived)
# That's certainly vitreous humour.
.
(Dr Wadd, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)
# Roaaarrr!
Very sharp!
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)
# I don't think I've ever
heard a cornea joke.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# oh
very nice
(mongoose, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)
# i just saw this out side my window

should i feer it or offer it a drink?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)
# put brown sauce on it
and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)
# LOL
It does need a couple of sausages too though
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# eat its' eyes
then find out what its nose is made of. then sign a disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# bit o'fried
bread and yer sorted. Beans too.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# been at pub

sorry......
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)
# Is that
a snake coming out of the path?
Edit{Woo by the way!)
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:03, archived)
# shit
didn't even notice the snake.....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# Or it could be
half an ostrich...
By the way, i just noticed we signed up on the same day...Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# huzzah!
and.......

fancy a duel?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:15, archived)
# Crikey, only just scrolled back down here
What kind of duel??
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 1:13, archived)
# It was the third time this week...

...and Mr. Pibb was NOT having it.
had to shrink it, click on the bad boy for the real version (330ish k)
(NotMrHumbolt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)
# um
?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)
# Most peculiar.
What was the original image?
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# Two completely trashed naked guys...
puking, etc I guess.
I censored his flabby bottom.
(NotMrHumbolt, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)
# nah
its one of them priceless pics....

bar entry fee...£5
beer £2
pic of post shagging a fat woman...priceless...

or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 6:24, archived)
# Start with a bad pun

Odds are it can`t get worse.
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)
# i like that
it's woo

and which rhyme did you use for your original today is a good day that started the lot off?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# It was "Today is a good day to dry"
spazz
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)
# ah yes
i loved that meme, but couldn't remember how it began (despite seeing it already)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# I was somewhat suprised at how it took off,
and also at some of the anger it generated. But I was mainly amused at the anger
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# i think the anger came about
when people started repeating rhymes that had already been done. was great fun though
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)
# my anger
was directed towards star trek. as a non-believer i find it impossible to understand that programme....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)
# Star
what?
giggle
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:09, archived)
# Dunno. Summat to do with
outer space and unbelievable scrapes that people get up to every week. Just don't wear the blue jersey.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# I think
"don't wear jerseys" is good enough advice
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:13, archived)
# but the blue ones
are bad. Someone told me.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# Depends which series
Original it was one colour, Next gen another.
Voyager and Enterprise seem to loose fewer staff.
Never really got into DS9.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:42, archived)
# people just got sick of his face
i did an entirely different joke using worf, and i got a couple of raised eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# v.poor indeed Reeves,
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# Luh-arrrr-dah
Luh-arrrr-dah
Luh-arrrr-dah
4 amusing things
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)
# Brrrrrring!
Next up on Novelty Island.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)
# Whooo!
How i laughed, pun-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)
# hooray!
bad puns are the new cocaine
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:00, archived)
# i feel a meme coming on

going for a smoke, see you in a bit....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# Very!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# this was no ordinary ottermobile

it was an ot-rod
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# hehehe!
And that was before I saw the image!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# why's a beaver better than a kettle?
It's a bit 'otter

start the car...
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)
# nice!
I thought the car in the background was a baseball cap to start with...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# I had otter curry for tea
tarka massala
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# woo
for otters!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# wahh!
ha haaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Top stuff
you loon!
Rah! (it's the new woo and yay you know)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)
# not sure why i bothered
argh. fuck my eyes. too big. sorry.

[edit]oooh! happy 200 days to me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)
# I'm not sure why.
But I love that so damn much.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# have you been on the glue?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# That cat is very judgmental.
Besides, to paraphrase Homer Simpson, "It's a comfort thing."
(Dr Wadd, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# caption competition
I couldn't think of one, can someone else??
(choppy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)
# fuck nose!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)
# arf arf..
that works on so many levels
(choppy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)
# just in:
what do you call a man who performs olfactory sex?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)
# dave?
gerrard?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# see
Barnesy's post above :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)
# sorry!
I really must work on my timing! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# heheh!
(choppy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# Ive done my gif
but it is utter shite
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)
# Cool -
let's see!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)
# so crap
it requires a clicky
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)
# soup herb
fantastico
and
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)
# :)
thanks
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# don't be shy!

by mongoose
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)
# aaah
but people will see it!
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)
# it's good
and this bald man is a menace, people need to be warned
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# he is indeed a menace
i suppose if my gif raises awareness then it cant be all bad :)
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:48, archived)
# poor mongoose
damn that baldy man
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)
# aw
*sad*
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:41, archived)
# thats great
but sad:(
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# from the heart
stellar.
(choppy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# aaaw
thank you :)
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Is that
A giraffe? Giraffes rock.
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)
# I agree -
More giraffes!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# it is indeed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha -
Love that.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)
# nothing wrong with that
you have good friends!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# doesnt matter
post it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)
# Good things of today
Pizza
Rather nice Coca-Cola
Liv Tyler on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)
# have
you seen one night at mccools? (is that what's on?)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)
# He's talkin'
bout Plunkett'n'McLean.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)
# i saw one night at mccool's
was two hours of wank, and then a fantastic ending.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)
# as out of context quotes go
that's a beauty! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)
# haha!
just ignore the subject line
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)
# I agree.
bad film. As is the highwayman one. Liv Tyler's quite nice though..
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:37, archived)
# mind you
it's the only time i've sat in the cinema munching a whole pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)
# that, I would like.
I love that idea. It's quiet food too, no noisy wrappers. Just got to avoid the blokes explaining the plots to their missus' and I'd be well happy.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# it was the middle of the afternoon (day off from school)
and it was rather quiet, and we'd been to the pizza hut next to the cinema, and between the two of us ordered two small pizzas, but only managed one, so we got the other boxed up.

the man took our tickets and i had the box under me arm and he just looked at me like "why didn't i think of that?"
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# top idea.
There's a pizza hut at the local multiplex, might have to give that a shot, makes much more sense than taking out a bank loan for popcorn and nachos...
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# where do you live
there is a pizza hut next to my big clicky thing...mind you, I bet there is more than one town in the world in the same situation...so ignore me
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:41, archived)
# hehe, I think it's
an Odeon multiplex, not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:47, archived)
# Went to see The Dish in Preston once
got to the cinema 5 minutes late, only to find there was no-one in there, but they had already started showing it...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# hehehe
I love an empty cinema. The Dish is a lovely film innit?
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# i thought
it was really banal, but that was just me.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)
# I'll watch anything
with Sam Neill in it;)
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# He's a rather
wonderful Irishman
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:56, archived)
# eh?
i thought he was a new zealander whom australians like to claim as their own.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:04, archived)
# me too.
Just had a look and he is indeed Irish. I've learned something new today.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:06, archived)
# I like it
And I like Eliza wossname.
I was a Danni Stark fan in Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# I wondered who she was
She was very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)
# hah
i got given a copy of the dish, it's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)
# The Castle
is a good film. Also by working dog productions.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)
# Dead funny.
I've got a thing for aussie films, really into Chopper and Two Hands at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# chopper is good
but i don't know of this 'Two Hands'?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:14, archived)
# I really like it.
quite dark comedy gangster thing with Heath Ledger and Bryan Brown, just really appealed to me. I think it was the most successful aussie film or something, though I'm probably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! cobby, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:19, archived)
# plunket &maclain
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)
# ooh can i join in?
- got robot's infrared working
- unpacked and sorted my beloved books
- drinking booze and spending quality time with my hilarious flatmate
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)
# Ive
been drinking some beeer:)
Ooh, and watched Amelie, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)
# im sure weve all discussed this before....
but what a fantastic film!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)
# i still haven't seen it!
sent my flatmate out to buy it. he came home with magic beans. spends all his spare time these days climbing his stalk.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:43, archived)
# you haven't
seen amelie?!
you must!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Yes Yes!
see it now
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# I got a nice box set
with the soundtrack on CD!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# i want to see it
maybe i'll go out and pur-chase it on the morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# that soundtrack is wonderful, isn't it?
hurrah for yann tiersen
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:07, archived)
# dammit i promised i wouldnt get sucked into the b3ta pit of degeneration
but that is a euphemism waiting to happen
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# correction
a carefully constructed euphemism waiting to happen. i blame the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:52, archived)
# I blame the booze
too. For everything. Trouble is, the tax bastards don't accept excuses like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:55, archived)
# i blame the
tax bastards for the booze. that way nothing goes unaccounted for.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:58, archived)
# Hm. This could be true.
F'rinstance: Box of 8 bottles of Pelforth Brune (25cl) in that there france - 3 1/2 quid. Judging by importers prices over here, box of 8 bottles = 8.40.....robbing tax cnuts.....death to 'em all! cue mob with flaming torches.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)
# ffrruuccking baarrstardddssss
nevva list3333n too maeeee eiver!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:02, archived)
# You must fill out my
tacks form next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:08, archived)
# technically that isn't a correction
insert Mr Pedantic gif if i had the url to hand
woo to the robot btw, could it get an outing at the bash??
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# oooh
possiblie
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:16, archived)
# <small>hehe</small>
yay
edit: boo to tags not working in headers
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:22, archived)
# what kind of robot?
I've still not played with my newish Lego Mindstorms stuff enough now I think about it
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)
# oooh i'd like
some of that mindstorms stuff. my robot will be programmable soon. right now it's got sonar and light sensors. and it is formidable.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)
# What is it
what is it!
what is it!
what is it!

I might get a Logitech camera thingy so I can write programs for it and do cool stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# are you
going to add a CO2 flipper to it?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:42, archived)
# YESS!!
and when can i meet androgynous George?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# This sounds much better
explain about the robot though.

Was it you that had stuff in storage for 3 years or so?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)
# yep me
almost 4 years. i love my stuff. i am very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:53, archived)
# my robot
is a My First Robot robot from a kit. and yet rather sophisticated. did i mention it's formidable?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:01, archived)
# so....
has it got a srimech?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)
# no
what do you take me for? George?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:18, archived)
# good things today:
going to meet my best friend Scarlett at University.
Bad things: Remembering how godly she is, and how I will miss her.
And that damn Luke too...
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)
# You from
newcassel too then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:38, archived)
# yes, I am
how did yee know?

are you?
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Yup.
Scarlett tried to organise the first Toon b3ta meet but work got in the way, as it does.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# aaah cuntymints
we should try to roganise another one at some point
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# next one for us
will hopefully be the haloween bash down in London Village, next to the scarecrow and town hall.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:54, archived)
# but it
so far away :(
(mongoose, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:57, archived)
# S'pose, aye, if yer a styowdent.
I've got to make me mind up in the next 5 days whether I'm going or not....cheap choo-choo tickets an'that, unless I drive down.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:05, archived)
# I get reduced ravel
on account of my gammy eye - its damn useful at times
(mongoose, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:10, archived)
# can I get owt
on account of me gammy brain? I'm left handed too guvna.......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:12, archived)
# Fuzzbucket's "Today's good things"
1) Toasty sandwich with cheese, shrooms, soy sauce and eggs
2) Beer
3) The board
That was my day...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:36, archived)
# good things of today
- stayed in all day
- wrote java for the first time in months and it was quite easy to get back into (even if it wasn't exactly reliable)
- my mum found me another mac for my collection
- all the usual stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:39, archived)
# Sounds like a
typical James Gosling type of day
"Wrote Java for the first time in months"
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:44, archived)
# what was
the other Mac?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:45, archived)
# LC475
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Is that one of them
that looks like a pizza box?
Or did they redesign it later on...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Most of the LC series looked like a
pizza box, but don't make me go all anal on Types of LC Mac :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:59, archived)
# Nice! Hopefully
courtesy of the 'Clue I might be on a G4 by this time next week.......<crosses fingers>
<discovers he can't type>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:51, archived)
# i'm posting
from a mac in the lounge room. is most odd. but this way i get to b3ta and spend time with my mate as well. except he's on the floor now. perhaps there is such a thing as too much booze? i only got my first pc a year ago - before that it was all macs for me.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:11, archived)
# That must be
a year of hells for you......even if the G4 doesn't turn up I can always post from the G3 that's next to me right now......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:20, archived)
# if you can remember how to drink
you're probably safe. check regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:21, archived)
# i think
i'm alright (thought i've been wrong about that before!). but he - well, actually i'm just going to go and check if he's still breathing...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 0:31, archived)
# kitty's first catch
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)
# It's good to see a father and son bond
between two cats.


good tattyshoppin'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)
# Kitty is happy
but daddy cat is a little so-so about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)
# he's just about
failing to stifle that yawn!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)
# Either that
or he's just spotted a fucking huuuge killer whale or sommat'

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The day that Buddha created the Ozone Layer...
divine wind
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:24, archived)
# woo
and
yay
sir
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)
# fan
tas

tick
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:40, archived)
# heh heh.
Quality Spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:28, archived)
# As glasscockish as it may be..

Adorable Fluffy Penguin with Interchangable Kitty Heads!
(Chop-Logik, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# it's not
glass-cockish if naeone's done it before.....needs a toy title tho' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)
# Rat Cat
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# Holy shit -
Ha ha ha! Mental. What's with the elastic band?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:49, archived)
# That made me laugh
No, it did...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 2:33, archived)
# evenin' all
i might be drunk. no, i am drunk. i shall be attempting paintmash soon.

but just to let you know, if anyone has any idea what i'm talking about... i've just been down the pub with iffy onura's brother's girlfriend. he's a footballer.

[edit] and i appear to be taling to a moroccan on yahoo pool. in bad french. hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# iffy onura's brother's girlfriend is a footballer?
iffy onura's brother's girlfriend is a he?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)
# that's the wine talking for me!
iffy is a footballer. his brother is an "entrepeneur". she is australian.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:26, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)
# so
wise
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)
# why is it
that pipes make someone look smarter than they really are? I think I need to pick up smoking a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# so true

/spazz
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)
# The fez
tartan dog-cardie and glasses help here.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:30, archived)
# argggggghhhhhhhhhhh
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:33, archived)
# dogs with pipes
are truly wise
click
click
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:50, archived)
# I bet he likes
werthers originals
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)
# hahahaha..
nice thought
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# someone
should knit him a cardie!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:19, archived)
# and in his little
lodge i bet he has a pair of tartan slippers
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)
# Yep!
And then he should sit in a rocking chair with slippers made of camel wool
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:21, archived)
# "young otters today
no respect"

he's great, he is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# I imagine him addressing a beaver:
I say old boy, you seem to have created a damn in my moat. Would you mind shifting it for me, there's a good chap. [aside] Idiot...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 23:27, archived)

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