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# Compulsory ID for all B3tans
Not At All Useful

Complete with dodgy passport photo.
(SparkyLove, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# I laughed so much

i sent off for one too !!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:54, archived)
# Hmmm
You remind me ever so slightly of Gaz Top. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:01, archived)
# Gaz Top?
(or, as he likes to be called nowadays, 'Gareth Jones'- to be more showbiz -I suppose)
Insult or praise? You decide.
I'm more deadly than zany anyway !!
made me giggle though, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:28, archived)
# Yay...
I made someone laugh. I can go to college now, with a warm feeling in my tummy.
(SparkyLove, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:06, archived)
# Yep, B3ta
- it's just like the on-line version of ready brek.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:19, archived)
# Bring back 50's B Movies
(Jamsie, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:16, archived)
# modern day b movies
(B for b3ta of course!)
I love the idea -more b movies please!!!!
(scabby dog, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] You know you want these!

Admit it!

(Sorry the text has gone a bit funny..)
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:10, archived)
# Aw...
Which Is Better has been cut off by Google... Oh, well. Time to exploit another free service for the sake of cheap laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)
# yahoo have given the misheard lyric stuff it's own section
http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Music/Lyrics/Misunderstood_Lyrics/Animations/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:59, archived)
# fantastic
i feel geniune pride at that. We're responsible for a new yahoo section, and it's totally full of our stuff. hooray! hooray for us!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:50, archived)
# I can't decide whether this is good or not...
Site that aims to tell you what music you should like and enables you to teach it. Also has a bizarre way of linking artists according to users' tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:31, archived)
# well I've downloaded some bands
that it recommended, i'll let you know if I liked them.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:52, archived)
# Yee Gads
It suggested I listened to Big Dumb Face and now I'm scared (I'm typing this from under my desk, make it stop...)
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:22, archived)
# i
told it i liked

The Butthole Surfers
The Jackson 5
Ibrahim Ferrer

and it's given me some drumnbass to listen to...
tell you in a bit if i like it.......
(redifusion, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:56, archived)
# nope,
didn't like it, i'll just have to listen to Stevie Wonder, As, all day long instead.......
(redifusion, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:00, archived)
# what's good to do
is put the same band in three times -
they might be giants
they might be giants
they might be giants

gives

Billy Joel

huh?

That said, I've also been recommended some rather good stuff, too.

I say, good site.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)
# what to do
is put in b3ta associations, like:

osymyso
they might be giants
giant bee

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:36, archived)
# osymyso
i met him the other day. he was very young.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:59, archived)
# I put in
Ritchie Hawtin
Gold Chains
Chemical Brothers

and got Fatboy Slim - Fuck off, Gnod!
(SparkyLove, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:02, archived)
# Gnod is dead
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:07, archived)
# Who'd you think you are...
Gneitzche?
(SparkyLove, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:09, archived)
# so I've heard...
he still lives with his mum and knocks out his little masterpieces in his bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Sketch Quake looks interesting


Doesn't work on my PC (NT), so I can't test it. You might like to have a go though.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:29, archived)
# woo for NPR
(non photorealistic rendering)

I met this bloke once:
clicky

He applied the same ideas to the entire user-interface, making everything all wobbly.
Looked really nice - very b3ta really.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:36, archived)
# did you ever see
WordPerhect - a psuedo word processor built with similar ideas. I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:46, archived)
# That is very funny
I'm a big fan of wobbly interfaces. As you know, I spent 4 years working on wobbly mac interfaces. I'm so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:53, archived)
# i thought idea that pen based interfaces
should sit within pen drawn design very interesting. i love hand drawn computer stuff - it just looks so much fresher than hard lines.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:57, archived)
# Wordperhect
is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:04, archived)
# Wow!
Looks like the video for A-ha's 'take on me' but with guns. Cool.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:36, archived)
# Gremlins Vs Desparate Dan
Result: Mogwai Pie

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:07, archived)
# Don't eat it after midnight
.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:16, archived)
# You should here it when it's cooking...
"Bright light, bright light, hot! hot! hot! Aaaaaarghh!"
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:28, archived)
# Tommy the Muff
You're great! You always make me laugh. Get your arse down here for a booze sesh sometime.
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:37, archived)
# Gee shucks
i'd love to but i'm up in Leeds which makes things a bit tricky - I might be coming down to that London sometime in march though so i'll let you know....
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:52, archived)
# So anyway,, why TheMuff?
Is you a ladyboy or summink?
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)
# It's a kind of like those misheard lyric things...
I have a natural weariness about revealing my real name on the internet, but I can't really explain the story without doing it, and we're all friends here so what the heck....

Whilst introducing myself to someone a few years ago we were going through the usual greetings, "Hi, i'm Tom Illingworth" I said. The lad I was talking to just stared at me with a look of shear horror. "Is something wrong?" I asked, "I'm sorry" said the lad, "did you say your name was Tommy The Muff?". By the time me and all my friends stopped pissing ourselves and managed to explain to the poor lad his mistake he was more than a bit embarrased.
Anyway the nickname stuck from that day forth and it seemed like as good a name as any to use as an online pseudonym.

So it's not 'cos I look like Rosemary West or nuffink.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:29, archived)
# I have a funny story about calling myself rob
er..
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:06, archived)
# Palindromic-date-a-roony !
Looking forward to 20:02 tonight, seeing as it's 20,02,2002.
Personally I can't wait for 12 minutes past nine on the evening of December 21 2112.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:56, archived)
# then i shall have a beer exactly then,
in honour of palindromes and alcoholism.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:01, archived)
# Have a 'BEEB'
like a beer, but a palindrome in itself!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:05, archived)
# grr wrr
i dont know if it was here before: www.dr.dk/skum/cigarfar/growl.htm
(voidancer, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:49, archived)
# The first attempt to clone a kitten didn't quite work out
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:11, archived)
# He looks quite fearsome
I wouldn't like to meet him on a dark night.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:25, archived)
# ARGH
I've just gone onto the internet and that spitten is the first thing I saw. I'm frightened now.
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:38, archived)
# Hello Nach!
Recovered from your gin-abuse yet? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:48, archived)
# well, just about.
We started on the whiskey for breakfast, then went on to vodka for lunch, and then went back onto gin later on. And then I had to get a train back to Brighton which took me 4 bastard hours.
Was is fun being Florence Nightingale?
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:07, archived)
# Ouch
sounds like it was quite a night...
I feel like I missed a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:09, archived)
# you did!
Brendon started an argument with the taxi driver, and nearly got us kicked out at near Old Street, then the taxi driver refused to take him home.
Well, seeing as your evening was cut short, we must go out on the booze again soon, Mr K.
I'll bring the gin, you bring the mini eggs.
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:16, archived)
# do we get to eat cheese
and meet mad vodka-drinking old soaks?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:27, archived)
# yayoose.
Actually I'm quite upset, I found out the other day that I can't eat Haloumi (it ain't veggie). Gutted. One of my faves. But vodka is definitely vegetarian, so we'll be well away...in a manner of speaking. By the way, Andy, are you from Australia? :oP
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:30, archived)
# Is it not veggie? really?
I thought it was. I thought it was always served as a nice alternative to meat. Oh... Vodka is a good idea I think. I don't think I am from Australia, no. But I know someone who might be.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:37, archived)
# Vodka
Made from Pork. You'll have to stick to gin I'm afraid Nacheroonie
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:44, archived)
# Gin
is made from nuns bladders, I'm afraid, you'll have to stick to whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 5:57, archived)
# No wonder Barbara Streissand gave me a dirty
look when I invited her round for a few vodkas...and on a Friday night as well.
I guess I'm just a schmuck when it comes to being Kosher.

Anyway, Lumpy, that's not true - everyone knows that gin is made from malaria and precious gems from the west coast of India
(Nacho, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)
# That
is fantabulilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:46, archived)
# that
is absolutely marvelous!!!!
(redifusion, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:03, archived)
# <a href="http://flibz.dns2go.com/fuzzee" target="_new">Fuzzee Felt</a> updated
Now when you upload an image, you can see it ;) (oops)

(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:46, archived)
# fantastic !!
runs a lot smoother, and very, very cool!
(is there a resize option??)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:59, archived)
# Yeah,
Drag the image and drop it over the "EDIT" image, it will let you change height and width.

To revert to original size, set them blank...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't be bothered to finish this
I know, it shows.

you get the idea
(soulstorm, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:37, archived)
# still funny
finished or not!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:43, archived)
# I'd be scared too...
if Peter visited me like this...

"Play with me Daddy! Play with meeee!"
(Kimbo, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 1:54, archived)
# woo
(in the ghostly sense of the word)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The New Popeye Colour Caming Console
(AW Productions (UK), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 20:19, archived)
# boots
and more boots here
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 20:12, archived)
# Hooray! More choice cartel brilliance
Listening now. and well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 4:31, archived)
# IT HAS BEEN IMPROVED!
Click the image to visit the Beautiful Day Movie... Many thanks to Estiban who helped me improve this movie to what it is now!
(AW Productions (UK), Tue 19 Feb 2002, 19:38, archived)
# rather than
posting the exact same image over and over, why not edit the first????????
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 1:34, archived)
# and here's an idea...
why not provide just a link?
that bee is very cute, but I'm bored with it now.
Anyone elsee agree?
or am I just griping because I only got 5 hrs kip?
I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 1:39, archived)
# i agree
the bee is boring, it must go
(poohpot, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:24, archived)
# This Should Do It

hehehe :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 2:42, archived)
# That
has made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:26, archived)
# hurrah
and hooray
(poohpot, Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:41, archived)
# thank you
very much.
i wish all my pics were as funny.
especially the ali cat I did last night.
I don't think anyone found that old chestnut amusing. :(
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 20 Feb 2002, 3:59, archived)
# Scuse me...

...while I kiss this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 19 Feb 2002, 19:07, archived)

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