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# by the time you notice,
its all ready too late.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# When watermelon
bites back
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# !!!
you have "364" playing in your profile! i love you!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Not sure what "364" is. Possibly a soundloop of the day that gets e-mail to ppl?
It's a loop taken from 'Windowlicker' by Aphex Twin.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)
# booyah
i believe "364" is the proper title of the track (its 1 of 3 sets of #'s on the inside booklet)...you can't know for sure with him tho, perhaps he just felt like puttin #'s there...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:13, archived)
# yarrhh
I saw him at Glastonbury and walked off thinking 'naaaaa' it wasn't him just before he started dj-ing. He's a mystery for sure.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# David Gedge
from The Wedding Present walked past me once.
And I saw Laetitia from Stereolab having a pint.
Yes! Really! Aren't I cool?
who the fuck is david gedge?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)
# i so wanna move
over to that side of the pond...all the cooler people seem to be over there...:(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)
# i meant I saw him on stage talking to the dj's who were playing at the time
and i STILL thought 'naaaa'. Possibly something was interferring with my rational thought processes by that point.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:28, archived)
# Fantastic!
And it also makes me hungry!?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)
# Woo for
Itsy and Bitsy

Yay for PAPERPLAY !!!!

showing me age
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)
# PAPERPLAY!
I could not for the life of me remember
the name of that show, only the spiders.

You can buy Itsy and Bitsy in the shops now
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)
# I've been sitting here
making Itsy and Bitsy noises to myself since seeing that


more diamond white is needed methinks
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)
# Time to boast about owning a the red one (bitsy i think)
since i was a kid and it was a puppet i could put all my little fingers in and make him walk around and up people's arms.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:14, archived)
# i'm glad
i can make a difference in the world :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# woo yay
'tis marvellous truly.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Woo!
That made me laarrf
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:06, archived)
# Umm, this can't be real surely???
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# Geshes
that has truly scared the crap out of me....
bedtime and nightmaresd all round:-(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Sven-Moron-Errikson


(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# will i burn for this...
?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Oooooh yes, you're away downstairs for that one...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:06, archived)
# how's the website going?
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# not bad actually,
i have done 4 pages so far, im thinkin of uploading it all at once :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# cool, will we be seeing a clicky?
.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:29, archived)
# yeah
hopefully it will be here in 2 days or so
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:34, archived)
# eep!
scary!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)
# it's late, you've had a couple of beers.
you know what you want
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)
# pork
on a fork
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# God do I want that
I'm all out of pringles. And I've no bread in either to make toast.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# that sounds like
the start of a blues song
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:01, archived)
# I'm all out of Pringles
[bow wow wow wah]
And I've no bread to make toast
[bow wow wow wah]
And I got turned down
[bow wow wow wah]
By the girl I love the most
Wooooooah!
Wooooooah!
It's tuesday...
And I got lovin' on my mind
[bow wow wowoowah]
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)
# stop
with the taunting!

edit: and woo hoo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# eat
more
soss
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:15, archived)
# Im ok
Ive got a select* cheeseboard and crackers
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07, archived)
# Phwooooar !!!

I would !!



should be asleep, got to be up in 4 hours for a jaunt around the M25 :o(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# hellloooo
what a cutey!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# she goes like an
......ermmm austin healey
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Austin Healy . . .
I would too :o)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# you are a god
that is stunning in every respect
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# does it show
I'm fuelled up on Diamond White tonight ?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# drink it more often -as often as you can, in fact-
if that's the result!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)
# Gone?!
Hey! They took it away! Where it gone?
(, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)
# So...
I went to see Martin Grech tonight, and he is good, if not absolutely off his head when performing live.
But Mew, woo! I was almost crying during their final piece! And that's crying in a good way
I think the kitten playing the violin in the background may have affected me...
oooh, david dickinson on tv...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# did he do the
one, (that everyone including me, thought was radiohead?) off the advert?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Yip
And it weas dead good. He is good. Go see him. Or get the album.
He looks like you could have sired him yourself mind you...

And don't forget Mew
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:03, archived)
# i will..
and i'll take that as a compliment!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:05, archived)
# It's a poor do though
when rock stars are younger than yourself I think!
I feel all old now...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)
# i had that problem
when i went to see S-club juniors
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)
# You didn't
did you?
S-Club I could handle.
and is it wrong to want tina?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:16, archived)
# not really
(honest)
:)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:22, archived)
# DD & Shaggy on the same screen . .
Battle of the sex gods or what !!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# where
exactly?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)
# fucking a!
that is all
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00, archived)
# The Japanese Have Created Something Evil

pardon, it was off the page by the time i got it posted..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# See my profile
for my take on this theme.
Domo looks very scary!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Randy Wanker - no, really; bear with me on this...
www.randywanker.com

This is actually the website of some chap in the states called Randal Wanker - honest, who lives in a camper van on somebody's drive (yeehar, gimme six!). His website is mad! It's either the product of a diseased mind, or he's actually taking the piss, albeit rather subtley for one of our American cousins. The more you read it, though, the more you begin to wonder.

Check out his resume;

www.randywanker.com/professional/

as he proudly boasts, it's certainly worth a read, particularly his objective...


Paul

ps - what *is* hummus?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# Hummus is
NSFW.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# hummus
Ingredients
2 cloves garlic, peeled and crushed
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans, drained, liquid reserved
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
salt and pepper to taste


Directions
1 In a medium saucepan over medium heat, cook and stir the garlic in olive oil for approximately 3 minutes, until tender.
2 Place garbanzo beans in a blender or food processor with approximately 1 teaspoon reserved liquid. Process until smooth. Mix in the garlic, sesame seeds, salt and pepper. Blend to desired consistency, increasing the amount of reserved garbanzo bean liquid as desired. Chill in the refrigerator until serving.



but i think it means something else on this board...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Macerated chick peas
with pulped sesame seeds (tahini), garlic and lemon juice. You've no idea what you've been missing!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Oops
Bit slow there. So what are garbanzo beans? And what is it on this board?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)
# couldn't tell ya...
...just copied that off a recipe site

thats pretty bad considering i am a chef :(
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# chick peas
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
well i didnt know that
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:13, archived)
# It's good at times
but it depends on what you have it with.
Bread is ok, toast not quite so, kittens - MARVELLOUS!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# for some reason...
im not surprised you dont know
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Maybe I should look for a job.
I just checked whitepages.com. I couldn't find Randy or Randall Wanker there, but I did find a Dick Wanker and exactly 41 people named Wayne Kerr in the U.S. And lots of guys named Wayne King.
(, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:45, archived)
# watch out for the broccoli

click pic for big
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# broccoli
is (are?) all-powerful! all hail the broccoli!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)
# I was a strange child...
I did like broccoli!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# mmmm
dejlig!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# haha..
Yep!
8)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Hmmmm
Time for some asparagus revenge me thinks :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# Asparagus makes your wee smell..
That must be some kind of revenge...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# i'm assured
that it also makes your semen taste different
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)
# I'm thinking of a test here,
but on the other hand...
Nevermind!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:10, archived)
# asparagus
can try, i suppose...
in its dreams!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# lovely
now eat your greens!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58, archived)
# After his intense burst of Internet fame...
Nohands returned to what he'd always loved best....



I know it's a bit shit, sorry about that, but this is only my second posting. If anyone fancies being really nice and giving me some pointers as to how I could improve, I'd love them forever. Ta.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# more like that
please.

woo
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# it's not shit!
it's great! woo and yay! :)
do you use photoshop?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# ...
does anybody know where the original of that now very famous kitten might be located?

i want to join in the fun.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:51, archived)
# He's here . . .
www.ratemykitten.com

check the top 10 (I think he's still in there)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# at
www.ratemykitten.com
it's normally somewhere in the top 20
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54, archived)
# ...
nice one :)

cant wait
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# ...
i cant find it anywhere?

anyone know the name of the picture cos there is a search facility on the site
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09, archived)
# can't find him on there either
There is a direct url for him if you know the number, but I forget it.

So: You can get him here

And a slightly older version! :O) here
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23, archived)
# Just thinking . . .
We should really have a No Hands gallery up somewhere . . .

Anybody ?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57, archived)
# well
volunteered!
edit: someone's already done one haven't they, or did I dream that?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59, archived)
# Eeek !!
Erm . . . I guess I could try (my web skills are somewhat behind that of a retarded 5 year old though !)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:02, archived)
# i did
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:20, archived)
# Looks good to me . . .
Don't change at all :o)

(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# that's
gorgeous
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:49, archived)
# great minds...
I did something a bit like that a bit back: spazz clicky. But I reckon yours is nicer. As for improving, just keep the ideas coming and things seem to sort themselves out!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# 2nd posting in 155 days
that's nice.

I wondered how long before they started giving professorships in Punch & Judy out to kittens? It really does take away from legitimate professors who put a lot of hard work to get where they are today.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# *dancing*
Yay! Woo! Hoopla! People were nice! Yay!
I love you all more than I did when I just lurked.
Yay! Yay! Woo! Woopla! Yoo! Way.

*cough*

Scuse me.

And yeah, Photoshop 5
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)
# it's
all about layers, once you've got layers figured out you can do anything.
edit: photoshop that is
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:55, archived)
# haha!
that's silly, i like it :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# Improve?
Improve?
That's godly in it's wooness!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# That is
a marvelous kitten!
(, Wed 9 Oct 2002, 1:08, archived)
# Tourists gather to watch old Faithfull erupting


ba-dum-tsh
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)
# grrrr
aarrgghh
hee hee!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# indeed

But isn't that young Faithfull?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Well not really
that's the old marianne as in that's how she was.

/bluff : I just thought she was more recognisable in her younger days
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# oooh.
Excellent reply. ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# eh?oooaahhh!
is how it went in my head :)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# optimum
woo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# big up the snorbens massif!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:45, archived)
# beehive crew in the haaaasse innit!

hello - I finally got around to passing your CDs on to my mate - sorry I've hung on to them for so long, I'm a slacker!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50, archived)
# better plate than leather.
word.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha
stupid old cow!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)
# "Of course, a bloody CARVING KNIFE! God, it's so floofin' obvious now"
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)
# woo!
that's great!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)
# For those that missed my musical rambling at the weekend
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Your lullaby
rules!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# thats
fucking scary
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# cheers
If I ever babysit then the kids better be good and they'll get my lullaby, if not they'll get that to send them off to sleep.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:52, archived)
# haha..
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:04, archived)
# you are a scary scary man
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:06, archived)
# try the lullaby, it'll put you to sleep miss kitten.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)
# I don't believe you
but I'm still downloading it.

edit: I take it back, I shall not dream of monsters now.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Spacefish did a jazzed up version of it
with some more beats. (they were both 'live improvised session tracks' btw so that explains a lot - maybe ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:40, archived)
# SWEARING AGAIN
Here's something I did a while ago.

Both are the same but swf is only 130Kb where exe is 410kb you decide.

The swf has no loader so goes out of synch on the first bit.

The exe file is slightly larger but here are the links anyway!

SWF FILE

EXE FILE
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# the swf
doesn't work
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Is your server down
or am I going to get laughed at for using Opera?
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Change the com for .co.uk in the link
I'm bloody useless at this stuff! Sorry
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# you know
you could have edited that post if you'd registered! I'll shut up now...
edit: hahaha, very good!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Hooray!

Image is farked, but woo!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# congr
atulations!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# Well done
May all your anniversary wishes come true
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)
# Thanks!
Thanks all of you lovely people!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Emergency exits are located: two to the front,
two to the side, and two to the rear.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33, archived)
# I have a funny joke
i just thought of, but it's a visual gag and i've got to be up at half 5 tomorrow because we've got a deadline at work sio ic an;'t really stay up and make it.
Trust me it is funny though so i'll maybe gather the components and put it on the back burner.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)
# I made
this earlier

*pfft!* gone!

might ask pep if I can make it as a tshirt...
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:44, archived)
# Make a girly one
and I shall wear it!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Oooh,
I like that. It would look very super hero-ey, like Stupor Man or Captain America or somthing.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:47, archived)
# Poor old syd
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha!
speccy twat
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Helloo
sexy people :)

/gets_back_in_box
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# *looks round*
nope. wrong room, mate =o)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:29, archived)
# I'm sexy
so my mum says
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:34, archived)
# You must be
with a name like that, I'm seeing brylcreem and a well maintained chest wig.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)
# there are two of us then?
groom for victory!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:48, archived)
# I spy with my likkle eye
something beginning with spacefish!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)
# One small step for man one Giant leap for..
.. Ohh Shhiiii.. !!!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# that's won
small kittens
that has
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:30, archived)
# Brill!
Luv it!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33, archived)
# spampost
you'll see why.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33, archived)
# Has anyone ever been to an Electric Stew?
I know the image isn't showing up. In fact there isn't one but I thought i'd type some stuff in here just to make a change from normal. <br>I may be going to an Electric Stew on the night of the Brighton Brunch Bash to see Soulwax and others. Opera users - Yah Boo you suck :P :P :P :P
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:24, archived)
# soulwax
as in conversation intercom? i like them
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26, archived)
# yeah also the 2ManyDJs mix album
also appearing will be live acts and other djing stuff and some art thing called Hotel Flesh. Sounds interesting.
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:31, archived)
# not heard much of their stuff
but i liked what i did

edit: nice xhtmling you got there
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:32, archived)
# What's wrong with opera?
Opera rules!
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)
# opera shows alt tags when you use them properly
like that ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:28, archived)
# doh
have to be less careful next time ;)
(, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33, archived)

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