It's a loop taken from 'Windowlicker' by Aphex Twin.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07,
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I saw him at Glastonbury and walked off thinking 'naaaaa' it wasn't him just before he started dj-ing. He's a mystery for sure.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17,
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from The Wedding Present walked past me once.
And I saw Laetitia from Stereolab having a pint.
Yes! Really! Aren't I cool?
who the fuck is david gedge?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:23,
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And I saw Laetitia from Stereolab having a pint.
Yes! Really! Aren't I cool?
who the fuck is david gedge?
over to that side of the pond...all the cooler people seem to be over there...:(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:28,
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and i STILL thought 'naaaa'. Possibly something was interferring with my rational thought processes by that point.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:28,
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I could not for the life of me remember
the name of that show, only the spiders.
You can buy Itsy and Bitsy in the shops now
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:08,
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the name of that show, only the spiders.
You can buy Itsy and Bitsy in the shops now
making Itsy and Bitsy noises to myself since seeing that
more diamond white is needed methinks
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09,
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more diamond white is needed methinks
since i was a kid and it was a puppet i could put all my little fingers in and make him walk around and up people's arms.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:14,
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that has truly scared the crap out of me....
bedtime and nightmaresd all round:-(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:10,
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bedtime and nightmaresd all round:-(
i have done 4 pages so far, im thinkin of uploading it all at once :)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:22,
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I'm all out of pringles. And I've no bread in either to make toast.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:00,
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[bow wow wow wah]
And I've no bread to make toast
[bow wow wow wah]
And I got turned down
[bow wow wow wah]
By the girl I love the most
Wooooooah!
Wooooooah!
It's tuesday...
And I got lovin' on my mind
[bow wow wowoowah]
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:07,
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And I've no bread to make toast
[bow wow wow wah]
And I got turned down
[bow wow wow wah]
By the girl I love the most
Wooooooah!
Wooooooah!
It's tuesday...
And I got lovin' on my mind
[bow wow wowoowah]

I would !!
should be asleep, got to be up in 4 hours for a jaunt around the M25 :o(
if that's the result!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:05,
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I went to see Martin Grech tonight, and he is good, if not absolutely off his head when performing live.
But Mew, woo! I was almost crying during their final piece! And that's crying in a good way
I think the kitten playing the violin in the background may have affected me...
oooh, david dickinson on tv...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:56,
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But Mew, woo! I was almost crying during their final piece! And that's crying in a good way
I think the kitten playing the violin in the background may have affected me...
oooh, david dickinson on tv...
one, (that everyone including me, thought was radiohead?) off the advert?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59,
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And it weas dead good. He is good. Go see him. Or get the album.
He looks like you could have sired him yourself mind you...
And don't forget Mew
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:03,
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He looks like you could have sired him yourself mind you...
And don't forget Mew
when rock stars are younger than yourself I think!
I feel all old now...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09,
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I feel all old now...
did you?
S-Club I could handle.
and is it wrong to want tina?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:16,
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S-Club I could handle.
and is it wrong to want tina?
Battle of the sex gods or what !!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59,
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pardon, it was off the page by the time i got it posted..
www.randywanker.com
This is actually the website of some chap in the states called Randal Wanker - honest, who lives in a camper van on somebody's drive (yeehar, gimme six!). His website is mad! It's either the product of a diseased mind, or he's actually taking the piss, albeit rather subtley for one of our American cousins. The more you read it, though, the more you begin to wonder.
Check out his resume;
www.randywanker.com/professional/
as he proudly boasts, it's certainly worth a read, particularly his objective...
Paul
ps - what *is* hummus?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50,
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This is actually the website of some chap in the states called Randal Wanker - honest, who lives in a camper van on somebody's drive (yeehar, gimme six!). His website is mad! It's either the product of a diseased mind, or he's actually taking the piss, albeit rather subtley for one of our American cousins. The more you read it, though, the more you begin to wonder.
Check out his resume;
www.randywanker.com/professional/
as he proudly boasts, it's certainly worth a read, particularly his objective...
Paul
ps - what *is* hummus?
Ingredients
2 cloves garlic, peeled and crushed
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans, drained, liquid reserved
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
salt and pepper to taste
Directions
1 In a medium saucepan over medium heat, cook and stir the garlic in olive oil for approximately 3 minutes, until tender.
2 Place garbanzo beans in a blender or food processor with approximately 1 teaspoon reserved liquid. Process until smooth. Mix in the garlic, sesame seeds, salt and pepper. Blend to desired consistency, increasing the amount of reserved garbanzo bean liquid as desired. Chill in the refrigerator until serving.
but i think it means something else on this board...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54,
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2 cloves garlic, peeled and crushed
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 (15 ounce) can garbanzo beans, drained, liquid reserved
1 tablespoon sesame seeds
salt and pepper to taste
Directions
1 In a medium saucepan over medium heat, cook and stir the garlic in olive oil for approximately 3 minutes, until tender.
2 Place garbanzo beans in a blender or food processor with approximately 1 teaspoon reserved liquid. Process until smooth. Mix in the garlic, sesame seeds, salt and pepper. Blend to desired consistency, increasing the amount of reserved garbanzo bean liquid as desired. Chill in the refrigerator until serving.
but i think it means something else on this board...
with pulped sesame seeds (tahini), garlic and lemon juice. You've no idea what you've been missing!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54,
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Bit slow there. So what are garbanzo beans? And what is it on this board?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57,
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...just copied that off a recipe site
thats pretty bad considering i am a chef :(
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:02,
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thats pretty bad considering i am a chef :(
but it depends on what you have it with.
Bread is ok, toast not quite so, kittens - MARVELLOUS!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:58,
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Bread is ok, toast not quite so, kittens - MARVELLOUS!
I just checked whitepages.com. I couldn't find Randy or Randall Wanker there, but I did find a Dick Wanker and exactly 41 people named Wayne Kerr in the U.S. And lots of guys named Wayne King.
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Wed 9 Oct 2002, 0:45,
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That must be some kind of revenge...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59,
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Nohands returned to what he'd always loved best....

I know it's a bit shit, sorry about that, but this is only my second posting. If anyone fancies being really nice and giving me some pointers as to how I could improve, I'd love them forever. Ta.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:42,
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I know it's a bit shit, sorry about that, but this is only my second posting. If anyone fancies being really nice and giving me some pointers as to how I could improve, I'd love them forever. Ta.
does anybody know where the original of that now very famous kitten might be located?
i want to join in the fun.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:51,
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i want to join in the fun.
www.ratemykitten.com
check the top 10 (I think he's still in there)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:54,
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check the top 10 (I think he's still in there)
i cant find it anywhere?
anyone know the name of the picture cos there is a search facility on the site
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:09,
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anyone know the name of the picture cos there is a search facility on the site
We should really have a No Hands gallery up somewhere . . .
Anybody ?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:57,
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Anybody ?
volunteered!
edit: someone's already done one haven't they, or did I dream that?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:59,
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edit: someone's already done one haven't they, or did I dream that?
Erm . . . I guess I could try (my web skills are somewhat behind that of a retarded 5 year old though !)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:02,
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I did something a bit like that a bit back: spazz clicky. But I reckon yours is nicer. As for improving, just keep the ideas coming and things seem to sort themselves out!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50,
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that's nice.
I wondered how long before they started giving professorships in Punch & Judy out to kittens? It really does take away from legitimate professors who put a lot of hard work to get where they are today.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:50,
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I wondered how long before they started giving professorships in Punch & Judy out to kittens? It really does take away from legitimate professors who put a lot of hard work to get where they are today.
Yay! Woo! Hoopla! People were nice! Yay!
I love you all more than I did when I just lurked.
Yay! Yay! Woo! Woopla! Yoo! Way.
*cough*
Scuse me.
And yeah, Photoshop 5
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:53,
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I love you all more than I did when I just lurked.
Yay! Yay! Woo! Woopla! Yoo! Way.
*cough*
Scuse me.
And yeah, Photoshop 5
all about layers, once you've got layers figured out you can do anything.
edit: photoshop that is
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:55,
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edit: photoshop that is
that's the old marianne as in that's how she was.
/bluff : I just thought she was more recognisable in her younger days
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:43,
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/bluff : I just thought she was more recognisable in her younger days
hello - I finally got around to passing your CDs on to my mate - sorry I've hung on to them for so long, I'm a slacker!

I did amongst other things this - www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Organ0002ThreeBlindCats.mp3
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:39,
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If I ever babysit then the kids better be good and they'll get my lullaby, if not they'll get that to send them off to sleep.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:52,
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but I'm still downloading it.
edit: I take it back, I shall not dream of monsters now.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:17,
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edit: I take it back, I shall not dream of monsters now.
with some more beats. (they were both 'live improvised session tracks' btw so that explains a lot - maybe ;)
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 23:25,
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or am I going to get laughed at for using Opera?
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:43,
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I'm bloody useless at this stuff! Sorry
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:44,
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you could have edited that post if you'd registered! I'll shut up now...
edit: hahaha, very good!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:46,
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edit: hahaha, very good!
two to the side, and two to the rear.

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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:33,
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i just thought of, but it's a visual gag and i've got to be up at half 5 tomorrow because we've got a deadline at work sio ic an;'t really stay up and make it.
Trust me it is funny though so i'll maybe gather the components and put it on the back burner.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:35,
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Trust me it is funny though so i'll maybe gather the components and put it on the back burner.
this earlier
*pfft!* gone!
might ask pep if I can make it as a tshirt...
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:44,
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*pfft!* gone!
might ask pep if I can make it as a tshirt...
I like that. It would look very super hero-ey, like Stupor Man or Captain America or somthing.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:47,
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with a name like that, I'm seeing brylcreem and a well maintained chest wig.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:41,
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something beginning with spacefish!!!!!!!!!
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:37,
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.. Ohh Shhiiii.. !!!

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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:26,
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also appearing will be live acts and other djing stuff and some art thing called Hotel Flesh. Sounds interesting.
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:31,
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but i liked what i did
edit: nice xhtmling you got there
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Tue 8 Oct 2002, 22:32,
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edit: nice xhtmling you got there
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