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# "Can't say Iraq don't love you, George."
(Mikes Soapbox, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# President duck??
A duck as president???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Donald Reagan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# he is dead and he was president
the post was deleted and then reposted
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# would be preferable
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# make it so, number one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# you're never satisfied number 2
I only just managed to get a black man as president
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# The very idea is quackers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Daffy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# The one on the left lived down the road from me.
He had better shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Loafers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# shoes made from bread?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Lazy bread . . . never rises . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# i am sleepy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Aaaaaaah you are under a spell . . . when you count to three . . . you will do as you say . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Nah,
they were Mules! They made him look well sexy!

Not just him though, the fella who was Abu Hamzas driver was arrested outside my local chinese a few months back too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Beasts of burden . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# its still a TOAP . go on, delete it again

goose by GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# "shoe thrower"
"shoe thrower"
"you're doin time"
"you're in the jail now"
"till the end of time"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I need to listen to Bolt Thrower now
and replace all bolts with shoes

evening DM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# evening sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Bare foot and in purgatory . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# red six, standing by ...

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Tunnel vision appliance racing at it's finest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# some mornings
things just get away from me

edit: like that thread deleting twunt with the TOAP .. whats text on two pictures anyway ? TOTP ?
edit edit: oh look its back again . wtf ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Fortunate for you . . . I have an odd knack of attracting things . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# pfft
place yer bets !!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# it's like this all the bloody time at rush hour
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# He's going to be toasted!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoddiest Contest Entry Ever?
What happened when the GREATEST GAMESHOW EVER gets a big budget Hollywood remake?



"Pick up my royalties cheque, Mikey!"

LOL
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Was that the horribly fake chase show
"We've got an obvious baddy in awful disguises followed around by a camera crew, let's see if these contestants will notice."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# True, true
Plus the inevitable local farmer who would give the game away

"Oooh arrr, I've got a boat waiting for you down 'ere..."
(Interceptor Returns to b3ta after over a YEAR!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# It could easily be resurrected
Using modern ultraportable, wearable cameras and GPS and computers and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I remember that, god that was shit :p
PS this doesn't deserve it's own thread;

Yet another Channel 5 documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# How is babbby alien formed? How is girl get xenomroph?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] bush and son - the rag and bone men of america
(Akabulk, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# have I missed the point of this compo
Isn't it merkin programs being remade over here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Yeah, no.
British programmes being remade in an unsubtle merkin fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Quite the opposite ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# but what is the point in that, they do that
It would be better the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Like Sanford and Son . . . starring _____ _____ and _____ _____ !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Pissage below :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Oooh yeah . . . parallel pissage !
JINGO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# as in, it has been done in real life
lets do it the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# BUSH AND SON: FAMILY BUTCHERS SINCE 1989
POLITILOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# honk honk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
RICKY HAVE SKULL CAP ON, HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I loved Jimbo :D

My local Co-op used to have one of those 20p rides outside it which was Jimbo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# My Co-op had a similar 20p ride outside it,
she was called your mum!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Sorry. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You were ripped off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Yeah, she was a bit vicious with me too.
I asked for a refund.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# did she used to dispence eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Tower control to Jimbo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# haha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I remember Jimbo!
(celebrian inme the fishmaster, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# A Modern Christmas Story
i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/Rags_Mahone/santaintheden6.gif
(RagsMahone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# feck
been away too long .. how do you post larg gifs again ?
(RagsMahone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# you've done it exactly right
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# ?
so how come i can't see it ?
(RagsMahone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# because it's humongous and too big to be posted directly to the board.
you've inadvertently linked it, which it good, because if you'd put the actual image up then people would just be yelling at you.

I love lucky mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# wouldn't be suprised if it wasn't cr3's code
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Because you have linked it!
But the limit for animations on the board is 400kb. Do you want me to shrink it for you so it just comes up?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ta
that would be nice that would it would would it ta muchly
(RagsMahone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I've gazzed it ot you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# It is too big, you see?
So it must be link, you see?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# isn't
it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's special that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# haha!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# and ?
so how do i post it properly ?
(RagsMahone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# it's 567k so you don't want to "post it properly"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# <img src=" link here ">
But it's huge, so optimize it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# The investment return is in the merchandising and franchising
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Here's a tip.
Leave it as it is. 400kb is the limit.

Also, Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# aha
ta .. already reduced it down from 1.2Mb to 570kb ... not sure it can take much more.
(RagsMahone, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# It can take loads more
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# woooooooo-hoooooooo
ace stuff!-do a series :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Sorry
Ballsed it. I'll sort it later.

Soz.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I am inside your horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# it's gone a bit wrong
where's me proper image...
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# how would I know, I am inside your horse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Have you looked behind the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# There isn't a sofa in here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Then I'm afraid I cannot help you,
and I wish you all the best.

Merry Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# there is a liver, that is quite comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Under the doormat?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I said, I AM INSIDE YOUR HORSE
you deaf sod :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# OOOOOooooo!!!
Now you done it!

*ducks*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Not to worry
It'll be a better thread without the pic.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Can I wear your horse as a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
I slept inside hat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# When was the streets TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# when he was TV
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Oh touchée ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# stop looking at my touchee, you slut
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# uhh what they said ^^
I'm gonna find this compo a bit difficult, I don't watch much 'normal' tv, it's all a bit shit really, interspersed with adverts aimed at fuckwits that talk down to you like you have an IQ of a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Do. you. see. my. point. now?
Was that slow enough for your sandwich brain? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# SPEAK UP!
I can't read that fast ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# your mentioning of sandwich into my simple mind makes me want a sandwich
/advertising power blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I'm not hungry now
/just ate 3 sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I also had a magnificent feats, consisting of "20p reduced" heritage beef slices and mixed iceland veg + tinned tatties + mash
it was not the height of cuisine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I've just had a cheese melty sandwich :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# best of all chese related sandwichment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# yes it is and it is also quick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Microwave, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I am making my dinner.
I is having Burger and chips and stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# stuff!
:D

yum
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# The stuff is what I am adding to my burger.
Cheese and Bacon! NYOM! I may add an Egg too.... Is this a decadent day in the calendar?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# this
is brill
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# The youth of today...


Again, not worth its own thread, plus apologies - I could'nt think of any better people :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Is one of those Jack Osbourne?
If it is, I recognise one of them! If not, I recognise none of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I can only recognise:
Shia Lebouf (or whatever) and Jay of "Jay & Silent Bob"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Snoochie Poochies.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# LOL!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I hate it when this happens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Oi!
www.b3ta.com/board/9036545
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# what you hippy! I already replied!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Even fucking worse!
What have the colombians ever done for music?

Well, Shakira.

Oh fuck off! It is almost like you are on crack....

Oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I fucking love crack, me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I am guessing Rhondaa Valley then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# wales?
in the thames?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# (John) Peels away the layers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Needs more toast

Is he thinking himself into existence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I think..
he needs more toilet paper or a bidet.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# *ahem*
This is an image of a very small stoat (aww) who is disinclined at this moment to partake of toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# pfft
smilies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# fantastic toats there
well shopped that man
-20
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# argh!
Existential uncertainty!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I thimk so too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# in the beginning
i chimp therefore i yam
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# And it's a ball !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# must be the one that's outside
judging by the look on his gob
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# yes
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Bloody Ghosts!

Festive Bigness!
Not content with stealing my fairy lights, they're now trying to steal the star too... bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# This is too cute :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ta very much...
It's been about three days in the making thanks to my being both lazy and hungover
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Awww!
I like this!

Are they off to write Jordans next book after that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# probably not 'write', more like 'steal' knowing them
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# But they are too lovely to steal things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# it's all an act...
they're buggers.

This is evidence of why ghosts like to make piles of things... it lets them steal stuff higher than they can reach!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Oh come on!
Can't we just put it down top high spirits?

Is it bad that I just made myself genuinely laugh out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Pretty bad...
certainly would deserve a spanging at any other time of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Bah!
What do you ex-spectre?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# spooktacular!
keep that up and I'll make sure you wind up getting a ban, shee.


/sean connery threat-o-matic
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Imp-ossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# That's a shade on the poor side,
but the mane thing is that you're trying.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Patriotic Ghosts..
hence the red, white & blue.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Patriotic ghosts?
I wish... the bastards have also flooded my kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# You must be unpatriotic...
if you are not with us, you are against us.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I am against everyone...
and knee deep in water
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# If you have wet feet
the terrorists win!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# good job I'm wearing wellies then!
Wearing wellies for Britain!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Yes...
for Britain!

*Scrambles the Spitfires*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# *scrambles eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# offers to pass the jam...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Yay for ghosts of Christmas presents!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# this is lully
- if only more Chrimbo cards were like this :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Give me time... give me time...
or a time machine and I'll make them in time for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# haha
ectoplasmictastico-woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# yay!
fabness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# But he is English!
Mais Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ZOMG SHE COOK IN DARK
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# What?
I think you may have lost it Earl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Riker with beard = angry and horny, Riker without beard = angry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# silly earl otterby! riker always horny!
unchained riker vigorously sexytime through universe!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# The beard makes a difference
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# there should be an extensive analysis that only a full on trek geek could make
correlation of beard/sans beard re: sexy tiem riker

perhaps we can get an EU grant for the purposes of funding this study
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# i'm sure there must be one on here, who can really tell us
I think Picard wanted to shag Riker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# yes, and at that point, my predictable response will be "lol, starwars"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Haha!!
I wonder if he gave her a good rick rolling?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# and you know, there's going to be fucking explosions and ninjas and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Ninja makeovers!!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# but all you'd see is like, clothes hovering in thin air and shit
due to the ninja being invisible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# OI Dickhead!
How you doing? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I'm doing terrible
and I'm lacking polyphony! in the space year 2008 and not having enough polyphony! what next? communism!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Those fucking polyphonic terrorists!
Coming over here, stealing our multiple channels!

Fucking cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ah well, don't matter really, I can't play for shite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# DO you know why that is?
That's because you're welsh, and what have the welsh ever done for music?

Well, Shirley Bassey.

But apart from Shirley Bassey, what have the welsh ever done for music?

Tom Jones?

Well apart from Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey, what have the welsh ever done for music?

Erm, The Manic Street Preachers?

Well apart from the Manic Street Preachers, Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey, what have the welsh ever done for music?

The Stereophonics?

Well apart from the Stereophonics, The Manic Street Preachers, Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey, what have the welsh ever done for music?

Catatonia?

Well apart from Catatonia, the Stereophonics, The Manic Street Preachers, Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey, what have the welsh ever done for music?

Noel from Hear'say?

Point Proven dickhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# actually I'm columbian
my name is Fernandos Bandango, and I like BEEEEEEEG cigars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick,Dirty and Wrong.


Whatoooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Arf!
Have a cheeky pea!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# :-P
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# pfft
that reminds me, I'm surprised no one's made use of these pictures yet. I'm lacking inspiration for the moment. Barack Obama in his student days, they're just asking to be made into a blaxploitation film poster: www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2008/dec/18/barack-obama-student-photos?picture=340856061
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do you know what pic I love?

THIS ONE! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# That link
Led me to this marvellous simian story
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Pineapple head face woman


wants to meet coconut head face man. gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Would!
lots-o-texture...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# good luck
She only wants a coconut head faced man... I dunno how It will work
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# What???
to make little Pina Colada kids?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# well I didnt spend much time on it... but
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Well I didn't have a shave this morning...
so I'm in with a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# hot
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# someone's been looking at sci-fi porn
...or so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# reminds me of the "tree man"
google it at your own risk
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# a Cheap Site about Girls and Guns
encase you like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I've just noticed, there is some thing very wrong with duffys face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# can it be cut into cubes and tinned "in own juice" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# yes, thanks for all the replies everyone
I was busy looking at nerf chainguns for some reason :S
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The Bill


Edit: Switched the lights on for Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Why the fuck are their shadows and hats flashing when their lights even aren't?

Can I also say, that this is the sillest thing I have ever seen in my life! But I mean that in a good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Agggghhhhhh!!!!
All the world is inverted.

*quits teh acid*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ah... I have just had a fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# moar pay for our magnificent polis
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Binladun?
(smalldickedandproud, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I watched that sadaam hanging video
the other week. It did make me wonder.

Is there nothing on the internet I wont wank to?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:30, archived)
# What about...
Anthea Turner?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Nah,
I would boff her.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Speaking of boffin'
Is teh Smash Monkey gonna be back, ever?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# She said that she is gonna hopefully
be back on in a few months time, once Christmas is over and everything, but she wasn't sure when.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:42, archived)
# How much
is teh internets over there?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Erm, good question.
I think around 15 quid a month for normal broadband, so about 25 dollars I think now?

That is of course not the super duper shit that Virgin Media are trying to sell at the moment.

It is all well and good having 50mb broadband, but there is no fucking way I would spend £50 on fucking internet access!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I once..
owned a farm that didn't have conventional broadband access, so I had to have Direcway satellite service for high speed. The fixed IP account ran me about $80/mo. That sucked. I now live in town and have cable internet business connection for $40/mo.

Here is the view from by work window last month on a cold morning.

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I really really really
wanna live in the mid-west at some point of my life!

Do you have a spare room? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I live...
on the western edge of the northern Rocky Mountains. Oficially the Northwest Inland Empire. I'm closer to Seattle than anything that would be called "mid-west." I have a 23' travel trailer in my back yard I'll rent ya.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Now Seattle!
That is somewhere I would like to live too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i was born there...
It is too full of chav type Ali G wannabes for my taste.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That, and the fact that if you download a lot it will be capped at
8Mb/ps

You only get 50Mb/ps if you're not viewing the web much at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Direcway had a fair access policy as well...
If you downloaded somthing like 100MB in an hour your bandwidth would be choked down to almost nothing over the next 5 or 6 hours. Made it impossible to download updates and service packs. Assholes!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Unwatchable
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I myself used to rather enjoy
Gimme....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Tony Adams is a gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Tony Adams is a great song!
See?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# don't make me download things, i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# You don't have to download it, you can listen
to it in your browser foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# see I was going to say something
and now i've forgotten what i was going to say
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Was better in my head
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Pfft!
There's a thief among us!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# OI!
Wake the fuck up, everyone! If I can have 30" of snow dumped on me last night and today, this place could at least be happy and talkative.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Just for your offensiveness,
I am now gonna dlete my reply to you before! And this shall be deleted in 5 minutes! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hi there :D
A lot of Brits are on their way home from work about now. Me, I get home about 4... where are you from, to get 30" of snow???
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# North Idaho..
Along the snowy shores of Lake Pend Oreille
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Fuck off Yankee Doodle!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I wish...
The gubament employees here all got sent home with pay. Us lowlife contractors either get to work, take holiday time or leave without pay.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# That's a fuck lot of snow.
I've got a friend in Chicago, whose stories of weather give me the heebie-jeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# There's this storm...
that is stalled over British Columbia that is slinging moisture off the Pacific Ocean at us. It just keeps piling up. I had to brush the snow of my dish antenna 5 times last night to get teh TV.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Being glass-half-full about it
I bet you get some shit-hot photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I concur.
I was in New York in March a couple of years back, and I could not believe how horrendously cold it was.

But then, about 3 months later I was chatting to my mate who lived there, and she was saying that it was about 90 degrees heat! Fucking Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# 30" of snow
is half a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Is that time or arc?
hehe
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Thanks to Captain Wow
For letting me play with her doodle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# *something about wanting to play with Captain Wow's doodle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Pfft lol
But what do you think of it? It was just a lot of filtering, ultimately.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# It's shiny. I like shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Me too. Shiny = good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# needs more CDC!
Ninja Woo!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Quality Programming
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I thought I could put my hands under my skin last night, very odd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Need less acid,
you do... Or maybe more... I'm not sure.

*takes acid*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# this was a combination of sudafed and happy pill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I likes...
da actifed and beer. 'Tis all the rage.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I'm pretty sure...
they airbrushed out that dog's asshole, they did.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
shouldn't that be dog rapper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# you haven't seen Cesar Milan?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:02, archived)

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