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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:53, archived)

ahhhahhhhahhhahh fuck

that is brilliant

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:54, archived)

Hahahahaha

DOOMFUCK

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)

Awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

I want to play that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:02, archived)

Hahaha!

Yes! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:03, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

It's a sausage showdown!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:08, archived)

I love how the sausages are also pixelly

just like the DooM sprites were! Make 8 more pictures of sausages from various angles and we can mod it in for DooM Sausage!

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:22, archived)

IDDQD!!!!!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)

Supreme effort, sir!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)

I like this

and nice job with the lighting

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha

class

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

this took longer than you might think

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:50, archived)

WINNA! :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)

you were in the tag cloud too somewhere but I think I drew over it by accident

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:08, archived)

Hahaha!

FUCK!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:57, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

damn straight.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

EPIC!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:09, archived)

EVERYONE IS SMILING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:11, archived)

SMILES ARE MAKING THE INTERNETS GO 'ROUND TODAY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:16, archived)

I am smiling

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:33, archived)

Godzilla Vs Sausrath

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)

Not the first time this has happened

www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2009/aug/13/squirrel-canada-...

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:07, archived)

things are gonna get a whole lot wurst

So sorry for the pun

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:05, archived)

bah humbug

(goatsy open wide, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:36, archived)

I want some sausages now

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)

I wish I had Batman's gammy arm

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)

OH SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)

unlike all those awesome posts you are so famous for doing

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:41, archived)

hehhhehhheh

Tony you cunt

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)

Hahaha

This is good :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)

the timeline view blues

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connor, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:36, archived)

nice!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:39, archived)

Is the fish getting bigger

or is he coming closer?

Either way this is lovely :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:40, archived)

It's goddamn early a.m repost time

HOT DAMN!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:33, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:34, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:34, archived)

when i get enough money together i am going to build a full scale replica of the crystal maze set

for my dream house. i will go on grand designs and not mention to kevin about the crystal maze idea until the final reveal.

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connor, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:46, archived)

"And what's this...

oh my, this is new since I was last here, isn't it? I especially like the full scale replica of Richard O'Brien in the corner, it really sets off the lighting and contrasts nicely with the plastic dome..."

START THE FNAS PLASE!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:52, archived)

i'm not sure yet if i want my toilet in the aztec or the industrial zone

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connor, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:02, archived)

I went to a Crystal Maze party

and I believe the toilet was 'The Ceramic Zone'

Best party ever. And they probably didn't get the deposit back on that flat given the sheer quantity of sand they stole for the Aztec Zone.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)

sounds incredible

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connor, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:01, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:47, archived)

Snarn and the world snarns with you

cr& and you cr& alone

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)

*crands*

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:52, archived)

*crands like a bastard*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:45, archived)

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Your cartoons are rock, The Neville! :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:30, archived)

This is proof that hard work pays off

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:35, archived)

cfb

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:02, archived)

THAT'S THE SWEET, SWEET STUFF

now you've got me thinking about Visitor Q

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)

Visitor Q?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:17, archived)

wikipedia is good for synopses, much better than imdb

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visitor_Q

don't be put off though, it is AWESOME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)

wow.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:50, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:13, archived)

I found out the other day that a dude I went to high school with used to lactate and has an inverted penis

This makes me very happy because he started talking smack about me after high school ended and we went our separate ways

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:26, archived)

Sounds like a sad and short life.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)

AIIIII!!! D:

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)

Man there's this awesome place about 2 hours drive from here where they make their own chorizo

I need to go on a mission one weekend soon

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:27, archived)

We have a lot of Portuguese migrants around this way

Their chorizo is fantastic.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:29, archived)

Fuck

"Chorizo can be made from a variety of meat cuts, including lips, lymph nodes, and salivary glands."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:37, archived)

The place I'm talking about uses big hunks of meat

you can go outside and meet the cows if you want

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:39, archived)

Lips and arseholes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)

Oh man, this guy sounds like a real prince

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090820/ap_on_re_us/us_ensign_affair_8
but at least he's not Bill Clinton.
""President Clinton stood right before the American people and he lied to the American people," Ensign said. "You remember that famous day he lied to the American people..."
Not really dude, I was busy getting my face painted orange.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:02, archived)

OH NO ITS GOING TO RAPE US WITH SAUSAGES

QUICK AHNULD SAVE US PLZTNX

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:29, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:30, archived)

The one eyed man looks very suspicious

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)

That's Alfred Molina

He can't help it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)

He's the king.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:38, archived)

That makes me hungry

Tongue: it's the food that tastes you back.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)

HOT FUDGE!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:55, archived)

SAUSAGE vs BUMPO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)

They seem somewhat bemused.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)

Old people, eh?

No appreciation for the classics.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:58, archived)

Hahaha

Rock out with your - oh you have.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:01, archived)

ALSO:

Putting the fun back into funeral

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:03, archived)

HOT DAMN!

Pound those floor arrangements with your dance shoes, sausage lad!

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)

i heard he was even dancing like this during 9/11

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connor, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)

Hahaha

Nice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)

PET FOODS CAN DUDES

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)

I like them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:39, archived)

CANNED PETS

ARE MADES OF SAUSAGES

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fuck, yes! these are perfect!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 7:34, archived)

Hey guys

I worked on my first porn set yesterday and I need a porn name to put in the credits. I am open to your suggestions.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:19, archived)

Fist McCrotch

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:20, archived)

I like it

How's your own silly self?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)

mildly intoxicated

how is porn
are the drugs good

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)

They're pretty good

Our last scene was in a bar and there was much drinking and smoking.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)

When I lived in Amsterdam

a couple I knew used to do a live sex show for some extra money. One night before they went on they had a huge fight, but they really needed to do the show because they needed the cash. But once they were onstage the girl got some revenge and started knocking the guy around, smacking his dick and stuff, really hurting him. Apparently the wankers loved it, and they were asked to just do that kind of thing from now on.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)

Nothing as cool as that happened on our set. It was ridiculously hot though in New York and the air conditioner had to be turned off for sound. And once they start going you don't really cut. So there was just this fountain of sex sweat flying out of the point where these two people's bodies came together. I don't know how it avoided getting all over the lens. I imagine it did get all over the DP.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)

What's your speciality?

Your name should reflect that probably.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)

I was assistant cameraman

which just meant I was the guy with the clap board.

I also pull focus when it's needed with the help of a knob next to the lens. It can be quite difficult because focus works logarithmically and you need the right feel for it without being able to see the subject in the view finder.

Sexually I don't have a specialty really but I now have a greater appreciation for slapping your balls against the clitoris. It seemed to achieve good results on this shoot.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)

Does clapboard have another meaning on a porn set?

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)

Technical eh?

Ok, something German...
Hans Frei?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)

Pffft. Clap

Hahaha. Knob. Hahahahahah.

*lords*

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)

orson drills

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)

SHITHOLE DEATH SQUASH

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elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)

mouldhole guntpunt

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)

ahhhhhhahhhhhahhh

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)

Tits McGee

or Jeremy Balls

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The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:45, archived)

Hahaha

fucking hell I just realized what this picture is about. I have no idea why it took me so long.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:56, archived)

FUCK YEAH GAYSHIFT SAUSAGE ACTIO!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)

hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup

hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup

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Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)

INSECTOSAUSAGE: COMMENCE BOUNCING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)

WHOA FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)

s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_komz6wPrJj1qzdezoo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1250824609&Signature=UW6GDO%2BXjXeF2OztFkCGUQpctJ4%3D

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)

I don't know what to think

Some of it looks really badly faked, some of it looks real.
Remember the baby pig launch pictures?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:20, archived)

This is one of the new desktop backgrounds that ships with Windows 7, right?

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)

craigblonde.com/Pictures/launchingpig-e35.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)

Haha

Woah!

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)

I love that little guy

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)

here is a 2MB GIF of one happy dog

i30.tinypic.com/207563o.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)

Whoa

lastly through a hogshead of real fire

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)

ONE HAPPY DOG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)

why are the dogs just lying there

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)

Sick of beef

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)

silly dog! you are not lion!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)

BADGER BADGER BADGER SAU-SAGE

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)

FUCK WIN

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:19, archived)

Hellboy saveloy?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)

Time to go to sleep...

Err, yeah.

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)

Musta been the smoothest abortion ever

(Ligdheb, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)

And tastiest!

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)

It's a shame...

That such an interesting browser history...

(Uncooked sausage, sausage meat, sausages, screaming baby, terrified baby)

...would result in such a mundane/average image.

:(

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chulk607, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)

That lanky grinnin git wont be making any more small 'cook' jokes again...

Click for bigger (291 kb)

(Ligdheb, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)

Did you delete it and post it again?

Depending on your response there may be a follow-up question.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)

yah

accidently forgot to put in into the compo, tut tut

(Ligdheb, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)

See the little link under your picture that says "Edit"?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)

BURN THIS FILTH SINNER

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elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)

I'm trying to help.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)

HELP IS WEAK.. DEATH TO ALL THOSE WHO TRESPASS

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elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)

aaah

Well, now I know :/

(Ligdheb, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)

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