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Queer Hunter

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This is a little close to the mark. This is strictly in jest, no offence meant...

(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)

In Tiffany and Beyond!

Pop.

(Canerbry porks kittens, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)

Yeah those are some damn sexy eggs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)

Maybe I shoulda made them pink.

Too quick, not dirty enough.

(Canerbry porks kittens, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)

The One Eyed Snake Gets His Revenge

I hope this isn't too naughty for this board.

(FoxqueenUSA, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)

CDC is not real cock

therefore, safe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)

Think how many images there are out there that can be made to meet the requirements of this comp

just by strategically placing big black rectangle with the word 'Censored' written on it.

This compo could rapidly become less interesting now.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)

true

that doesn't normally happen till at least saturday, with a brief resurgence on tuesday afternoons

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

Dead easy this photoshop lark

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)

should've compoed it

that's a horse's-cock he's sucking on there

or a crack-pipe. one or the other. not that crack-pipes are pornographic. not in normal usage anyway.

christ i'm talking shit. time to have a cup of tea adn get back to reading "porno".

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)

harry potter and the wizard's sleeve

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)

COMPO IT!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)

true

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)

Something about that is just down-right unsettling

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)

Dude this is over the size limit but that's okay, all you have to do is split it into two images then nobody notices

_Cough

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zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)

If only you could harness your genius for good instead of evil

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)

If You Have Ever Seen Escape From New York or Escape From LA

I hope you got the joke of the censorship here

( Yeah I admit the US is moving away from the Constitution these days and becoming a New World Order, but under a Democratic president however and not some fundie religious psycho like President Robertson in Escape From LA.

(FoxqueenUSA, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 5:35, archived)

The Dominatrix

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MoeLester Don't judge a book by its movie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)

hey!

no cameras in my sex dungeon!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)

beaten to it...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)

Did a deaf leprechaun grant you a wish?

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)

the old uns

are good uns :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'll just drop this bombshell on you

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)

I don't understand what a convicted paedo,

a suspected paedo and Michael Jackson have in common. Unless it's that they all worked in the entertainment industry. That must be it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)

Allegedly. they've all...

cont. on p 92

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)

Evaded paying income tax?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)

exactly

as well as breaking the hymens of young girls and sphincters of young boys
any more questions, arsepoet?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

(Fing3rSlave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)

Peanu Reeves

(doogle i've got maddy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)

How much will you offer me

for this particular work of genius?

So, back to prostitution then...

:(

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)

i like this

but the addition of freddy mercury makes me sad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)

Sorry 'bout that

I ran out of living woofters...

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)

A swift pounding in the arse?

Yay!

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Grampa, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)

I will offer you three (3) bear-shaped crisps

But you will have to source them from my waste. Because I already ate them.

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zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)

So,

prostitution it will remain!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)

Optimising did this no favours...

and maybe I shouldn't be posting unfunny, unskilful* crap anyway :(

*Comparatively speaking. I am unreasonably pleased with it. 107kb version here

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)

la la la la la la la

la la la

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)

she is the sex!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)

That she most certainly is

I'd die for her tits. And if I got them without dying I'd never leave the house and just sit and play with them.

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)

I like how she sings songs about how being rich and famous isn't all it's cracked up to be

despite the fact that it clearly is.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)

I like how she must have written them before becoming rich and famous

but still has the gall to sing them now she's learned that actually it's quite nice not having to work for a living.

But mainly I like her arse. And her boobs. And her legs.

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)

give the poor girl some gloves

or she'll get carpet burns on her knuckles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)

too late for that

when she was young she'd play street hockey. it took years of reconstructive surgery before she could even wear a pair of gloves again.

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:19, archived)

Woo! She's got a sister!

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Grampa, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)

PHWOOOOOOOOOOAR

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)

Taken with a Canon F2.0 12-24mm DRWF lens.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)

Would.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)

Me too

With a pair of handcuffs

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boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)

haha

win for filename alone

(waofy, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)

Now on DVD

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Grampa, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)

HAWS!

Good horse. Now fetch your saddle.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)

Great Scott!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)

experementing in photoshop.

it can be fun at times

burred to hide the seams which would not go easilly.
any tips for reducing seams (bar my usual paintmashery)

Edit khuntflaps i've just done my 3000 posts and no nakedness.
i'm so sorry but your retinas are safe and will require no mindbleach tonight

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)

looks ok to me

maybe zoom into the edges and use a soft eraser

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)

Seams?

Zoom in and select around your subject accurately, maybe feather a pixel, you can also zoom in and delete any extraneous gumpf causing any seams and also smudge tool is useful. I never use blur to remove seams.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)

thank you

i shall give it a try

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)

Who Framed Rampant Rabbit?

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MoeLester Don't judge a book by its movie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)

nice frame

but pink? i think not!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)

Click for bigger ay?

I wish it was that simple.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)

^THIS

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)

Buzzcocks about to start, BBC1!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)

Why's the fat one from that unfunny duo presenting

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zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)

Guest presenter

So don't worry, he won't be back next week.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)

What happened to Simon Amstell

I'm not up to date with comedy panel quiz shows.

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zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)

www.chortle.co.uk/news/2009/04/25/8788/amstell_quits_buzzcocks

"The comic says he wants to concentrate on his live stand-up"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm quite unhappy about this.

But I'm watching it anyway. Don't blame yourself Tribs, you're just the messenger.

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zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)

in relatively quick suck-session

Sean Of The Dead

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robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)

they're covered up

therefore, i don't think it needs linking

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)

after my last one

better safe than being called a cunt

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robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)

fairy muff

just unlink it and all will be well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

Fairy Muff?

Did she appear in the classic "Peter Porn"?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)

yes

she also had a bit-part in the critically acclaimed "pretty shitty gang bang"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)

and the starring role in

Mary's Ploppings - the origins of the two girls genre

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robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)

making pictures like the last one does make you a cunt

being clever and not posting cocks and mimsy's where it's at

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)

i love you sometimes, you prickly fucker ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)

are you chatting me up?

oh football's back on..bye!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)

cayke!

i chat everyone else up, why should you be any different?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)

This is different.

The last one had a big schlong in it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's what you're in to.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)

eh?

that's ok

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)

Better make sure your brain's not in your willy

Braiiinsss

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)

Hahaha

That's SFW, you dson't need to link it. Infuriating, huh?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)

Nice tagline.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:08, archived)

Zombie Strippers

www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/

My local Sainsbury's has a few copies on the shelves. I'd buy one if it was a couple of quid. As it is, they want a fiver for it, which is three quid too expensive.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)

I'm just watching this on the telly now...

Phwoaarrr, that's tasty!

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)

I'm just watching the Celtic game, mon the hoops!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)

Come on Fannygore of Messystink

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)

he's gone :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)

top gear repeats on dave

there's fuck all else on

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm quite tempted to catch up on

this morning's Jeremy Kyle...

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

if you do

i shall be forced to hunt you down and shoot you like a dog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

I like everything about this sentiment.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)

as you should

jeremy kyle is more painful than a wasabi enema

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)

oh but it's clahhhsy

Ahh incestuous chavs

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)

i see enough chavs

there's a lidl just down the road

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)

it wasn't his baby...she's a slut

there..no need now

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)

Wasn't that on University Challenge this week?

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)

But did he 'step up to the mark'?

I've watched it occasionally (I work from home) and there always seems to be someone who needs to 'step up to the mark'.

I'm pretty sure that he hasn't recorded a show in years and his dialogue is just looped stock footage.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)

Then there's

'Why didn't you put something on the end of it?'

Oh, the shame of my viewing habits.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)

Spacey would...

(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)

Kevin Spacey is loving it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:54, archived)

The one happy face makes it :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)

One ticket to Hull please

He's not litigious is he?

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JebediahSpringfield, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:55, archived)

lol arse burgers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:58, archived)

fuck him, the little cunt

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

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