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"...a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW... "
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(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:25, archived)
# RUN AWAY!!!!!
WYHP
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
Awesome.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)
# I'm lovin' it

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)
# DAMN!!!!!
I used to play this alot when I was a kid.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:32, archived)
# this is a thing of beauty
more.....MORE!!!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:09, archived)
# please FP now
love this
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)
# oh yes!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha! This is ace! :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Ahahaha
Good stuff
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
I thought the "2girls1cup" bit was an old BBC microphone at first!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Utterly brilliant :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Speaker Pelosi inspects the new Charlie Rangel model.
*obscure reference to US politics*

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:20, archived)
# i dont get it
but if you compo'd it i would
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Pretend it's compo'd
then laugh--hard!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:29, archived)
# I get it now

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)
# british people like dildoes
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:27, archived)
# They all walk around with dildos up their bums ALL THE TIME

and they only take it out to take green poos
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:00, archived)
# STOP WATCHING ME MEDIOCRE!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Stop doing that shit on webcam then

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# *cancels your watch-griffy-take-a-dump.com account*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Morning America
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# Howdy, ya'll
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:25, archived)
# TEEFS

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:49, archived)
# claspy claspy claspy claspy
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:52, archived)
# They clasp:
thus.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Have a Deringer
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I have a compulsion to remove the punctuation and add internet ackronyms to that picture
DERINGER OMG LITTLE CIGARS DO THEY TASTE STRONG

LOL NO THEY'RE REALLY SMOOTH AND LIGHT LOL
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# I think I'll start packing Deringers.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I bought steel today from a huge fat guy with so much tobacco in his mouth he couldn't talk properly.
Everything's nice until the HORRIBLE DEATH!




:)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I think I've only ever seen one person chewing tobacco in real life
and it turned my stomach to be honest.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Rural America is rich with oddballs.
This was spectacular. I've never seen anything quite like it. Slabs of steel on a flatbed truck, and a huge redneck with 'baccy on his shirt.

I just wanted out of the city. But I got a cornucopia of weirdos. And this is the progressive side of the country. I just left Oregon, and it was intense to say the least. Ie, rednecks with chainsaws.

Oh hell, I'm off to bed.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:38, archived)
# I want to start smoking a pipe because I think it would make me look distinguished
but then I would need an allotment to smoke it on.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Surely small filter-tipped cigars
are cigarettes
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:24, archived)
# To truly clasp in this manner you must live, breathe and eat the values of the clasper.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Many can grasp
few indeed can truly clasp.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# The clasp master presents:
Clasping Masterclass
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
# You can call it the art of clasping without clasping.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:20, archived)
# AAU
The overlapping works really nice.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:06, archived)
# ALSO:

We made cards from 5 of the LPHNT pics and evil_twin is going to try selling them in Brooklyn on Sunday. This is the price card thingy.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Very nice
Good luck
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:30, archived)
# The trick to selling them is pretending that only special people are allowed to buy them.
Reject the first sale on the grounds that the person isn't special enough (unless they're a really special person, in which case just pick the first person who isn't special), then watch the rubes come flocking in.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:33, archived)
[challenge entry] There would be no such thing as a "Medal of Honor". And if there was, it would bloody well be spelt correctly.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Top shop!
You'd never know there'd been anything else there.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:22, archived)
# haha win!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Thank'ee.
Thank'ee very much.
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] happens all the time in england

'THEY' have to make a movie out of it
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:44, archived)
# It does there too. But it would put the lie to a great many of their social engineers.
So they pretend it doesn't happen and pray louder.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)
# pfffffft
still haven't seen that film but I hear it's pretty lame

also, this appealed to me
www.toothpastefordinner.com/082109/english-electronic-music-genres.gif
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
# ...bop...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:54, archived)
# Oh, hi there Brian
your hair looks nice. Did the nurse touch it up for you?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Finally it was appropriated by shoegazers and became blubstep.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:55, archived)
# just catching up on the archives
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Saw their t-shirts, some of them are great www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?comic=tfd
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Hahaha
the panflute one is great
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:08, archived)
# I like how the dick has a goatee.
Art imitating life, innit.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:28, archived)
# PADOI!!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:59, archived)
# skrikk skrikk
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:22, archived)
# You'll be crying by the end.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)
# HEY GUYS
playhouse.daft.ie/gallery.php?view=1462&clip_id=3890

MY ANIMATION WENT ON A BUILDING :D THE VID OF THE REAL THING IS AT THE BOTTOM BUT THE CAMERAMAN ONLY GOT HALF OF THE VIDEO :(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:05, archived)
# :D
:D :D :D :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Wow
That's brilliant. Congrats!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:08, archived)
# haha
its not brilliant anybody can do one its just i didnt beleive mine would, check the website
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# That's pretty cool
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Apologies for quasi-TOAP
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)
# And then she shot him! In the head!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)
# And dragged his carcass to the self-help section
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Haw Haw.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:41, archived)
# actually the level of service provided is directly proportional to initial courtesy shown, and the amount of skin on display
 


THAT'S HOW I RUN MY LIBRARY, ANYWAY
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:57, archived)
# hooRAW :)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Some things would indeed be different... some things.

edit: fixed a couple things.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Thx.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhah
 
count on you for some subtlety
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Would have put more historical retellings in there, but I wanted to use a current issue.
Much of what is today would be very different. Thanks.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)
# '2 great papers'... :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Hahaha.
Only the worst best would do.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Irish Homestead, eh?...
...Let me think about it.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:45, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Quite, thx.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I don't remember what I was talking about
Maybe I was drunk
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:23, archived)
# Hahaha, I only half remembered why myself.
Something about being less than enthusiastic about
the lack of effort by a performer or another as I recall.
I spazzed some, but got bored before I found it. [/;-D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Ah, if only...
*dreams*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)
# When the Gauls transmitted important news, it was shouted from tower to tower through a megaphone.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)
# OUI OUI
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
# its cool
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:33, archived)
# :D&?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
*click*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)
# <3
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:20, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Awwwww
Is he doing nitrous?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# AHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHAH
 
now that is some fun
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)
# MOUSE ON HELIUM
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Smoking or non smoking Sir?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Damn, I forgot to pack one. Anyone got a light?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:01, archived)
# no, but I got a dark brown overcoat
 
also: look Chase did a little sneeze
chasenoface.blogspot.com/2009/09/gazoontight.html
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Awww poor little thing.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:19, archived)
# she's fine, apart from needing eyedrops
 
as you can see in the photos and videos, otherwise a very happy little cat.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Just as well its eyes didn't fall out
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Wow . . . was that Concorde we just past flying backwards?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The Harlemshire Globetrotters


Red, white and blue, lads,
red, white and blue!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Honestly, you ethnics are so terribly talented.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Hmmm.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# bust him in the chops just once to make sure he stays quiet
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Just out of anger management class, are ya? lol
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:36, archived)
# oh, you want some of this?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Advance ye skalawag, and face a sound reprimand
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Bastards

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:44, archived)
# I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to get this :(
*but now that I did . . . sper-lang!*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:57, archived)
# :D
morning lol
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:46, archived)
# 2 ducks, docking.

Well, it is GAYSHIFT
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# i wanna see some egg hole action
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Sorry man, the lady ducks are frigid.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:59, archived)
# HOT CLOACA SEXY ACTION
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)
# *summons postbear*
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# look at them, they're having a whale of a time
 


ducks are bent
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Have you seen that video where the one male duck flies into a building and dies and then another male duck comes along and has sex with it?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Ok, I am obviously suffering from sleep-deprivation.
Best go to bed then, before I get labelled as a 'furry'.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:58, archived)
# I think when related to foul and birds
you are known as a downy
i could be wrong
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Hmm. If I heard that someone was 'Downy' I'd just assume they were a mong.
How do you know this, anyway?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# i uhhh, was just guessing?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:20, archived)
# ducks are evil anyway


fixed for viewability
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Bah, it is on the forbidden b3ta2 host.
EDIT: Thank you! This network sucks.

Poor kitty :-(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:04, archived)
# forbidden?
OMG half of my shit is there. is it going away?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)
# I can't see it at work. The network blocks really random things.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# it's not as bad as it looks
The ducks just mistook the kitty for a giant chunk of bread. They will stop once they hit flesh
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:21, archived)
# a duo of ducks dick docking...
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:44, archived)
# (They're really made out of cement...no lie!... :D...!)
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Awwwww
Rosie's playing hard to get.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:49, archived)
# He looks like a happy fellow.
Can I stroke him?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhhah
 
this doesn't deserve a new thread, but:


 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:29, archived)
# i love the font
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# it didn't deserve font matching, either.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:50, archived)
# fuck yeah
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# .
Do you know PEVO?
I got an album of theirs like 10years ago when I came to Japan.
They shit on Polysics in the DEVO department.

If you want more info, gaz me.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I'm drumming this on my cat right now
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:23, archived)
# awwwww
 
our cats seem to like Trent, not that they get a choice in the matter
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:06, archived)
# god, i hate that show
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] come on love, show us yer 'ampstead 'eath
 

 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# eww, meth mouth
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# dunno, I just grabbed it from google images
 
it probably came off a dead mexican or something
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Faaaks sake
state of her north.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# still would though?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Merrily
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:30, archived)
# right pair of gnashers
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry] this taxi is well wicked innit
 

 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I doubt people would notice. Neither has ever made me laugh.
The only significant difference is that one is married to a hippopotamous.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# He was doing some sort of standup or another on my telly the other week
it plumbed new depths of unfunny.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I liked him in the late eighties
but apparently a lot of his material was co-written
which may explain the.. variability
 
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Yeah
his 80's stuff was good. Nowt on youtube, though.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I don't understand
why it's funny when he does comedy jamaican accents, but when Jim Davidson does them it's racist.
Actually I do. It's because Jim Davidson is a racist cunt.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Lenny's come from affection
Jim's come from ignorance and fear.
Case closed, court dismissed.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Lenny's racist stereotypes are funny?
When?

Katanga Katanga Ai-a Ai-a!

etc
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Hmmmm
true dat.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Not doing all that well in Israel, some say.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# muwhhhahhhhahhhhhahhhah
 
there is a delightful synchronicity between this and the Friends post below
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more dogs dressed as people dressed as food.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# ^
This
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# hahahaha
superb.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:40, archived)

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