I like the IR room myself.
click for super fun larger
"...a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW... "
- B3ta FAQ
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:25,
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click for super fun larger
"...a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW... "
- B3ta FAQ
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
I thought the "2girls1cup" bit was an old BBC microphone at first!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:45,
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Speaker Pelosi inspects the new Charlie Rangel model.
*obscure reference to US politics*
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:20,
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They all walk around with dildos up their bums ALL THE TIME
and they only take it out to take green poos
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:00,
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and they only take it out to take green poos
Have a Deringer
www.flickr.com/photos/rchappo2002/2285050358/sizes/o/in/set-72157603977150620/
They're very smooth and light.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55,
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They're very smooth and light.
I have a compulsion to remove the punctuation and add internet ackronyms to that picture
DERINGER OMG LITTLE CIGARS DO THEY TASTE STRONG
LOL NO THEY'RE REALLY SMOOTH AND LIGHT LOL
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57,
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LOL NO THEY'RE REALLY SMOOTH AND LIGHT LOL
I bought steel today from a huge fat guy with so much tobacco in his mouth he couldn't talk properly.
Everything's nice until the HORRIBLE DEATH!
:)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58,
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:)
I think I've only ever seen one person chewing tobacco in real life
and it turned my stomach to be honest.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:06,
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Rural America is rich with oddballs.
This was spectacular. I've never seen anything quite like it. Slabs of steel on a flatbed truck, and a huge redneck with 'baccy on his shirt.
I just wanted out of the city. But I got a cornucopia of weirdos. And this is the progressive side of the country. I just left Oregon, and it was intense to say the least. Ie, rednecks with chainsaws.
Oh hell, I'm off to bed.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:38,
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I just wanted out of the city. But I got a cornucopia of weirdos. And this is the progressive side of the country. I just left Oregon, and it was intense to say the least. Ie, rednecks with chainsaws.
Oh hell, I'm off to bed.
I want to start smoking a pipe because I think it would make me look distinguished
but then I would need an allotment to smoke it on.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:26,
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To truly clasp in this manner you must live, breathe and eat the values of the clasper.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55,
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ALSO:
We made cards from 5 of the LPHNT pics and evil_twin is going to try selling them in Brooklyn on Sunday. This is the price card thingy.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:14,
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We made cards from 5 of the LPHNT pics and evil_twin is going to try selling them in Brooklyn on Sunday. This is the price card thingy.
The trick to selling them is pretending that only special people are allowed to buy them.
Reject the first sale on the grounds that the person isn't special enough (unless they're a really special person, in which case just pick the first person who isn't special), then watch the rubes come flocking in.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:33,
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There would be no such thing as a "Medal of Honor". And if there was, it would bloody well be spelt correctly.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:07,
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happens all the time in england
'THEY' have to make a movie out of it
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:44,
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'THEY' have to make a movie out of it
It does there too. But it would put the lie to a great many of their social engineers.
So they pretend it doesn't happen and pray louder.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:49,
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pfffffft
still haven't seen that film but I hear it's pretty lame
also, this appealed to me
www.toothpastefordinner.com/082109/english-electronic-music-genres.gif
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:50,
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also, this appealed to me
www.toothpastefordinner.com/082109/english-electronic-music-genres.gif
Oh, hi there Brian
your hair looks nice. Did the nurse touch it up for you?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:07,
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Hahaha
Saw their t-shirts, some of them are great www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?comic=tfd
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:06,
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HEY GUYS
playhouse.daft.ie/gallery.php?view=1462&clip_id=3890
MY ANIMATION WENT ON A BUILDING :D THE VID OF THE REAL THING IS AT THE BOTTOM BUT THE CAMERAMAN ONLY GOT HALF OF THE VIDEO :(
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:05,
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MY ANIMATION WENT ON A BUILDING :D THE VID OF THE REAL THING IS AT THE BOTTOM BUT THE CAMERAMAN ONLY GOT HALF OF THE VIDEO :(
haha
its not brilliant anybody can do one its just i didnt beleive mine would, check the website
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:09,
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actually the level of service provided is directly proportional to initial courtesy shown, and the amount of skin on display
THAT'S HOW I RUN MY LIBRARY, ANYWAY
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:57,
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THAT'S HOW I RUN MY LIBRARY, ANYWAY
Some things would indeed be different... some things.
edit: fixed a couple things.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:31,
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edit: fixed a couple things.
Would have put more historical retellings in there, but I wanted to use a current issue.
Much of what is today would be very different. Thanks.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:35,
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Hahaha, I only half remembered why myself.
Something about being less than enthusiastic about
the lack of effort by a performer or another as I recall.
I spazzed some, but got bored before I found it. [/;-D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:29,
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the lack of effort by a performer or another as I recall.
I spazzed some, but got bored before I found it. [/;-D
When the Gauls transmitted important news, it was shouted from tower to tower through a megaphone.
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no, but I got a dark brown overcoat
also: look Chase did a little sneeze
chasenoface.blogspot.com/2009/09/gazoontight.html
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:10,
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also: look Chase did a little sneeze
chasenoface.blogspot.com/2009/09/gazoontight.html
she's fine, apart from needing eyedrops
as you can see in the photos and videos, otherwise a very happy little cat.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:28,
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as you can see in the photos and videos, otherwise a very happy little cat.
The Harlemshire Globetrotters
Red, white and blue, lads,
red, white and blue!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:27,
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Red, white and blue, lads,
red, white and blue!
I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to get this :(
*but now that I did . . . sper-lang!*
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:53,
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Have you seen that video where the one male duck flies into a building and dies and then another male duck comes along and has sex with it?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:00,
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Ok, I am obviously suffering from sleep-deprivation.
Best go to bed then, before I get labelled as a 'furry'.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:58,
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I think when related to foul and birds
you are known as a downy
i could be wrong
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:02,
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i could be wrong
Hmm. If I heard that someone was 'Downy' I'd just assume they were a mong.
How do you know this, anyway?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:06,
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Bah, it is on the forbidden b3ta2 host.
EDIT: Thank you! This network sucks.
Poor kitty :-(
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:04,
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Poor kitty :-(
I can't see it at work. The network blocks really random things.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:13,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:10,
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it's not as bad as it looks
The ducks just mistook the kitty for a giant chunk of bread. They will stop once they hit flesh
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:21,
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it didn't deserve font matching, either.
and how is this for a cover version
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44699654
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:32,
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and how is this for a cover version
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=44699654
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Do you know PEVO?
I got an album of theirs like 10years ago when I came to Japan.
They shit on Polysics in the DEVO department.
If you want more info, gaz me.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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I got an album of theirs like 10years ago when I came to Japan.
They shit on Polysics in the DEVO department.
If you want more info, gaz me.
awwwww
our cats seem to like Trent, not that they get a choice in the matter
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 4:06,
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our cats seem to like Trent, not that they get a choice in the matter
dunno, I just grabbed it from google images
it probably came off a dead mexican or something
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:14,
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it probably came off a dead mexican or something
Hahahaha
I doubt people would notice. Neither has ever made me laugh.
The only significant difference is that one is married to a hippopotamous.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:41,
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The only significant difference is that one is married to a hippopotamous.
He was doing some sort of standup or another on my telly the other week
it plumbed new depths of unfunny.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:43,
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I liked him in the late eighties
but apparently a lot of his material was co-written
which may explain the.. variability
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:46,
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which may explain the.. variability
I don't understand
why it's funny when he does comedy jamaican accents, but when Jim Davidson does them it's racist.
Actually I do. It's because Jim Davidson is a racist cunt.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:51,
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Actually I do. It's because Jim Davidson is a racist cunt.
Lenny's come from affection
Jim's come from ignorance and fear.
Case closed, court dismissed.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:54,
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Case closed, court dismissed.
Lenny's racist stereotypes are funny?
When?
Katanga Katanga Ai-a Ai-a!
etc
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 2:18,
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Katanga Katanga Ai-a Ai-a!
etc
muwhhhahhhhahhhhhahhhah
there is a delightful synchronicity between this and the Friends post below
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:37,
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there is a delightful synchronicity between this and the Friends post below
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