I don't see any Britishness here,what with Woolworths being an American company and McDonald's being an American company.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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Ok caught out, I'll get my coat........................Buggers!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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Give the people in the picture bad teeth or speech bubbleswith funny cockney rhyming slang in them. Then you'll be up there with 90% of this compo's posts.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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"Meeeeeeeeeeriiie Pooooppppinssss" (with a lisp, cause of me bad teef!) - Better?Need more Deliverance types I thinks!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:51,
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Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize......by making fwends with the enemy and tewwing them how sweeb and lubbly they are, aww......
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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Apiarist
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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I do love them beeshello gstq!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:55,
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good morning gorgeous god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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How are things over at yours today? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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mostly sticky with a few crusty dried bits god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:09,
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looks like a half life character model
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:41,
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Oh no!Swim harder, dux!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:33,
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Reckless ducksare reckless :-)
Whats the source pic? Looks a bit Scottish
(Whats the source pic? Looks a bit Scottish
Hellzapoppin,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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some big 'merkin dam.i forget
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:35,
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I recognise that sauce...(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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thats the one :)i got it off fffffffffffffffffffffffound!
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:40,
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not the ducks! Nooooooooo!ace :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:35,
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Look at her go!
Click for unholy 195 kb version
Bless her, she does love a good spin.
ermmmmmm ,why am I looking at your mum?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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tittieswhy must they always assume we have bad tassles.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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hahahahahahah, ace!but: 195.04 kB? naughty wasps! NAUGHTY!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:28,
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I say; I'm such a rotter! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:30,
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I know,Bloody png... Wish there was a way to pull in the size on them. Gifs looked shit and I couldn't be arsed to colour match the grey background on the jpgs.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:31,
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well, I think you can go to create a new post, upload the image to b3ta hosting, copy out the htmlcancel the message, go back and edit this one and paste in the code.... :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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I could!I will.
Being a non-oftener I forget about the hosting yer.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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Being a non-oftener I forget about the hosting yer.
good man!*shakes firmly by the hand*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:39,
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Aire to the Kennet to the Forth to the Severn
Ice Cube's fishin' With Da Lench Mob
shitkicker,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:22,
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Obamo on his way to Oslo to collect his Nobel Peace Prize
I posted this to get redflames posts a bit further apart ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:19,
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Fraggles!
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:22,
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Only gays have Fraggle plush toys!Real men have Animal, Gonzo, Kermit and Rizzo plushes and Doozer wind up toys!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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I have a wind up DoozerHe keeps telling me there's a naked lady in the bathroom
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:30,
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He's just winding you up ;)She's in the kitchen...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:31,
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Always gay for you sushi Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:32,
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Our future Prime Minister in crazed rantwww.speechbreaker.co.uk/cameron
David Cameron reveals true feelings about Brown in conference speech they don't want you to see.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:17,
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David Cameron reveals true feelings about Brown in conference speech they don't want you to see.
need more picture..and a "I made this" and links
welcome,cat,chair.
(welcome,cat,chair.
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:21,
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what on earth do you think you are doing?in fact, what on earth am I doing? What are ANY of us doing?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:24,
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Hahahahshow them your happy face, steve ;)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:25,
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oooh... that was retired ages ago. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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I would still like to see that one from time to time
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:36,
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I decided the first time anyone moans about it, I'd stop as it would surely have worn out it's welcome (probably two posts in :D)a few peeps said it was getting tiresome, so it stopped.
And to be honset, I was bored of it...
but click here for the first ever "Congratulations" post if you want to :)
(And to be honset, I was bored of it...
but click here for the first ever "Congratulations" post if you want to :)
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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O_ook, even I didn't realise it was that much... BUT NO MORE!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:04,
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I'm wrapping bacon around my sex-cockyou?
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:30,
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I'm seeing how many company headed sheets of paper I can scew up and insert into my nose. I'm up to 33, only 266 left to go.nings Medi!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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Yeah that's what people in Britain look like -.-
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18,
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EEwwwwwwwmorning the maiden
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:20,
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^thisI really dislike the 'merkin assumption that british people have bad teeth
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:21,
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The irony is that a lot of theseteeth in all probability have come from American photos and not from Brits!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:24,
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It wouldnt be so badif there werent already a dozen of these 'teeth pics' already done for the compo.
Some originality would be nice
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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Some originality would be nice
Amy Winehouse, Shane MacGowan (Irish, admittedly, but close enough) and a website called britishteeth.com. So in all probability, not.
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Ian Woosnam,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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wherever the originals came fromthe point is we shouldn't be stereotyped especially by Shane MacGowan and Amy Whitehouse ffs!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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Basicallytheir teeth are no better, but because they judge us ordinary brits by the standards of their celebrities, rather than comparing us to their ordinary people.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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absolutely we could all have "perfect" teeth if we had thousands to waste on comestic surgerythis is more a sad indictment of American vanity than the state of British teeth and it's because so much of British Dentists model themselves on the American private dentistry rather than allow for more money for NHS dentistry so that everybody could afford to have healthy teeth.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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I'm no expert on the economics of dentistry.What could dentists do differently that would free up money for the NHS? They're already economising by making the waiting room magazines last 4 years.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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And this is different than Brits assuming all 'merkins are fast food eating self propelled tubs of lard?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:38,
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kirsten dunst has pretty ropey teeth to start with yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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i very nearly hate myself for doing this
great minds etc.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18,
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Both very good BUTThe film is set in England/ France. And is already British...
that is all.
(that is all.
awsm! namaste bitches,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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*pokes pedant with a pitchforkdo you see a little c anywhere near my image, do ya, do ya, eh?
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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Did you both usePhotosketch?
( Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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i used a a pair of scissors a pritt stick and an old box brownie my grandad left mecs2 ashally
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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uncompo it!a british film based on a british book by a british author, about the love story between two british characters played by british actors which includes a scene set in dunkirk.
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:56,
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They have allotments in America too thoughso maybe that's the angle.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:01,
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Panda PornIs this suitable for work? my mate brought it back from China, she was going to give it to her grandkids lolololololol
1st ever post on messageboard, did i do good?
(edit) is this right size?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:09,
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1st ever post on messageboard, did i do good?
(edit) is this right size?
hahaI worry what panda chocolate is actually made of?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:11,
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May contain traces of nutsbox doesnt say if they are panda nuts or not.... was nom either way
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:13,
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Hey fella,your pic is really rather large. The limit is 100k for still images. If you optimise it, rehost it and edit your post, it ain;t the end of the world.
However, although not technically against the FAQ, this board is generally for things you have made yourself. This would be more appropriate over on /links probably :)
(However, although not technically against the FAQ, this board is generally for things you have made yourself. This would be more appropriate over on /links probably :)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:13,
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whilst that is wonderfully mad, you might get a bit of flamage...generally this board is for stuff you've actually made, and the image is WAY over sized...
static images should be no more than 100k, animations up to 400k.
Whatever you do, do not delete the post. If you have to fix it, use teh edit button!
but aside from all the , welcome to the /board! :D
edit: well 'sushi beat me to it
(static images should be no more than 100k, animations up to 400k.
Whatever you do, do not delete the post. If you have to fix it, use teh edit button!
but aside from all the , welcome to the /board! :D
edit: well 'sushi beat me to it
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:14,
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*wrist slappedI know i done bad but i got a bit confused then i didnt know how to check the file size. will research this matter and rerectumfy image.
and i did add the "panda porn chocolate lolz" so hoped that was allowed :-/ sorrys wont do it again
ooh and noted about the links thing, im still a frickin noob
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:19,
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and i did add the "panda porn chocolate lolz" so hoped that was allowed :-/ sorrys wont do it again
ooh and noted about the links thing, im still a frickin noob
wasn't so much of a wrist slap :Dstill, it IS funny, just keep to the FAQ and you'll be fine!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:26,
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don't know what you're using but try thisit's free
www.getpaint.net/
as is common with most image messing software it'll tell you how big the image is when you save it, also if you're using p/shop these are handy
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
Welcome
(www.getpaint.net/
as is common with most image messing software it'll tell you how big the image is when you save it, also if you're using p/shop these are handy
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
Welcome
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:28,
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You can shut up 'n' all! ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:40,
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shut it yerselfwhere's your friendly and welcoming handy links for the new person.
also, what ho chap
(also, what ho chap
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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new personthats the nicest thing anyones called me in a long time.....at least to my face :-)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:38,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: If America Were Still British"){kind=small}
Oh he does like to be besides the seaside...
Edit: Now with added Hanky :)
Sunny beach in Britain how very dare you suggest such a thingalso where is his knotted hanky hat? ;)
*EDIT* nice ninja update :)
(*EDIT* nice ninja update :)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:09,
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Someone else said the same thing to me seconds before you posted.Edits...
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:14,
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He won the nobel peace prize you know mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18,
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Surely someone with fewer armed forces on active duty would have been more appropriate? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:23,
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Like me, for example.I can honestly say that I have never deployed any soldiers to any part of the world. I like to think that the world is better because of my restraint.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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Is this somekind of inverse racismthat because finally America votes for a Black President then he must be pro-peace! I would have thought Bill Clinton had done more for peace than Obama.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:26,
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fantastic!
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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:10,
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Took me a second...Brilliant though.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:23,
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nice one sirchocs away
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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hmm.. aren't those actors actually Binky Huckerback and Dame Celia Volestrangler?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:26,
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This wins the internetsSo glad you didn't include the simmering homo-eroticism of the original and the only thing stiff is the upper lip, what what what.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:31,
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The British Side of Life...
Although it tastes more like Dr Pepper to be honest, just with extra dandeliony aftertaste.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:54,
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Farkin ell, dandelion and burdock!I havnt had that for about ten years. They live on the stuff in Yorkshire!
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:00,
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we dofresh from the chippy! Yum!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:11,
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^^^ thisCan't get enough of the stuff.
(
gingerfreak Why? Why not.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:36,
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hahahahahah!cor, last time I had that must have been just over 7 years ago...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:16,
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thats right everyone in the uk has bad teethbut at least we have health care :P
cunt
(cunt
Paul_P,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:06,
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That racial stereotype annoys me tooit's a good job all Yanks are fat bastards who wear hawaiian shirts, and speak very loudly - else I'd be really pissed off ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18,
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sad thing after spending several months in the southern states is thats a true representation
(
Paul_P,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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and healthy looking hair puff.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:19,
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It's 0600. Do you know what the O stands for..That's right - it's 'Oh Jeffery'
nice!
(nice!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:06,
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I swear I only watched this film within the last monthBut I could watch it at least twice again before the year is out
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:48,
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hahahahahha! and perhaps we could throw Peggy to the Viet Cong :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:14,
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leave peggy alone :(she only wants a chance to wear a red beret
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:17,
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haha, nice one :)I think she was one of my first 'ooo she's nice' fumbles when i was a nipper, god only know why.
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:18,
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it's the welsh accentmen find it impossible to resist you know ;)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:20,
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^thisand the little white shorts helped
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:26,
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*adjusts collar a bit* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:29,
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*is disgusted* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:42,
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*has serious words with the logo*No-one/thing screams at our Trelly!
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:43,
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well now you come to mention it........ cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:50,
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sounds like lily allen lyrics yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:54,
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Goooooooooooooooooood Morning B3ta!I just sneezed five times in a row, a new record!
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:35,
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Hahahah, fantasticI'll drop my meager offering for this week here...
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:42,
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nice teabagging action there:)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:51,
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hahahah! utterly ace! :Dningles to you all this fine and brisk morn'!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:51,
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so is a marrow just a big courgette then?and what exactly is a turnip?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:07,
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that's 'isn't working'*runs back to Pedantville. Population: too many*
;D
(;D
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:12,
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i'm imagininga mouse shaped like a pickled egg at the moment thank you :)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:08,
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*DRAGON'S DENS* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:11,
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i'm just perfecting the song to go with iti'm thinking ..punky, punky egg!
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:14,
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actually Theo Paphitis will probably mash it to a pulp by trying to double-click with itthen Peter James will give one of his sneering looks. Deborah will get mad and Duncan Bannatyne will call me a cunt.
James Khan will just stroke his beard and continue to imagine me naked though, so I'm still in with a chance
(James Khan will just stroke his beard and continue to imagine me naked though, so I'm still in with a chance
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:28,
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Richard Farley will imagine the possibilitiesbut will think it's better to license it for someone else to manufacture.
Duncan Bannatyne will also say that no one is going to buy it, and will then also say the same thing about things that people already do buy in huge quantities.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:34,
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Duncan Bannatyne will also say that no one is going to buy it, and will then also say the same thing about things that people already do buy in huge quantities.
Then you will wonderwhich of Evans eyes to look at while having your "well done" chat...... the pain!
(,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:38,
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awwwbless the little meerkat hybrid
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:53,
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yes this"BREAD? it'll never catch on"
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:48,
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has his anus prolapsed through his pocket? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:13,
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