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[challenge entry] Invisible man sleeping in your bed? If only we could call someone...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:07, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh shit, I'm on a roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:40, archived)
# WHO'S TALKING?! THE TINY LITTLE MEN IN MY SAC
 
I'm pretty sure I didn't see any of those pictures, I am not big on the actors and I especially dislike babies
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:43, archived)
# I have to say, I did like young Kirsty Alley
Before she bulked up and started mixing it with the heavyweights. The films are forgettable otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Willis.. Travolta..
I liked them in Pulp Fiction but that would be about it.

just saw this on the other side
www.b3tards.com/u/890f2f528bd6cef8bca0/gnarkgnarkgnark.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:49, archived)
# that's blondi
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Just one more and his stilts will be complete.
Then he shall finally look into the human's eyes and beg for treats.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:52, archived)
# Piles of rancid pus could have done that script and not failed.
Lucky they had such excellent examples on hand at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Willis was okay in Twelve Monkeys too but the same argument probably applies
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Meatpuppet version of this.
fukung.net/v/14542/pixar_dreamworks.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:04, archived)
# ahhhhh the 'tude
johnkstuff.blogspot.com/search/label/TUDE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:55, archived)
# AHHAHHHHHHAHHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHFUCKICANTBREATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:14, archived)
# fnarrrrr!
 
i can't think of ANYTHING funny for this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] When he had more screen time
Photobucket
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:12, archived)
# hehehhehheh
so long since I last saw that, I had it on tape somewhere


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Ha
And now you will have the theme stuck in your head.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=te9fqm6rUPY&feature=fvw
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:23, archived)
# THE HISTORY OF BAD BREATH
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I am probably going to buy a toshiba satellite L500 this afternoon
the little laptop shop on campus has them much cheaper than anybody else in town - NZ$850 including a RAM upgrade to 4GB, that's what, a couple of pints and a packet of crisps?

AM I LIKELY TO REGRET THIS DECISION, INTERNET?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:47, archived)
# yes gaz the cash to me instead
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:52, archived)
# ONLY IF YOU SEND ME ALL THE BUTTPROSTITUTES I CAN EAT
AND A PIZZA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:03, archived)
# HMMM YOUR OFFER IS TEMPTING
I WILL CONSULT WITH MY COUNCIL OF ELDERS
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Not sure what the conversion is from beer-tickets to the sheepbothering-tokens you all use down there.
Quick look says that's nearly list. But I can imagine shipping is a big slice on top of anything you buy there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:58, archived)
# well, our beer is still relatively cheap, wholesale at least
I get fifteen heineken for thirty one sheep rides

the reviews I've read for toshiba laptops are generally favourable, with some bitching about manufacturing quality / keyboard response
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:03, archived)
# I fix PCs / Laptops.
Rarely do I see a Toshiba come in to the shop for repairs unless it has been physically abused.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:05, archived)
# that's pretty much the impression I was forming
www.engadget.com/2009/11/17/laptop-reliability-survey-asus-and-toshiba-win-hp-fails/

I do have a bug up my arse about dell, mainly from having dodgy reconditioned rental desktop machines at work, which I manage to break, regularly
why, this very machine spontaneously rebooted six times yesterday, although today it has been just fine
need to get my shit off the hard drive pretty soon
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:11, archived)
# That looks like a very accurate graph
HP had some real trouble 2-3 years ago with laptops and small form desktops. System boards were just crapping out so much that HP was extending their 1 year warranty to 2 years (on selected models of course)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Acer and Dell seems to be crapped together in the same sweatshop...
Once I fixed an Acer I used a Dell guide and the guts were *exactly* the same toys'r'us plastic junk in both brands...
The poor thing did shut down after a short while because of overheating and what did it was a quite thick plastic film between the cpu and heatsink...
*Bravo*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:27, archived)
# EGADS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:41, archived)
# JA!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I had a customer try holding the heatsink to the CPU with double-stick tape
then wondered why his PC fried
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10137768
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Brillant!!! [sic]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 4:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:33, archived)
# JA! JA!
 


HELLO, KAISER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:38, archived)
# *MEDIC*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:51, archived)
# spoiler: it doesn't
 
give me "Anger Management" over AGAIG or "About Schmidt" ANY DAY OF THE YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)
# admittedly Meatball the cat may be a factor in my critical evaluation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUnNrKPdnEc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:07, archived)
# WHO'S THAT PRETTY GIRL IN THE MIRROR THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:46, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:56, archived)
# *click*
ah, that's really very good
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:02, archived)
# This whole challenge
is ISIHAC's Film Club round, and specifically last week's one which included this exact gag.
Still, good to play them out visually I suppose rather than in that fusty ol' radio medium.
Yeah granddad! Get off the A.M. and onto the P.S.!
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Well it was The Great Architect who suggested it, and he was prolific in the Uxbridge English Dictionary challenge a while ago
So I imagine he's a big fan of the show and it was his inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Fairy muff
I'm not disparaging it, just trying to give credit. Weeks worth of 'em transcribed here:
www.g0akh.f2s.com/isihac/Film_Club_Page.php#aande
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Haha
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 'kin easy
(resistanceisfutile, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:40, archived)
# He doesn't use a stepladder
He just jumps on the couch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Look what you made me do.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:43, archived)
# PEEEEYYYOOOOIINNNGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:51, archived)
# isn't changing a lightbulb
against his religion?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)
# How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear, then it
will have the selfdeterminism to change itself.

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Alt compo is opposite films.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:44, archived)
# so I guess I could take
'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly', and make it
'The Bad, the Good and the Cute' ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Hmmmm, or perhaps the money (coins) would be the stars in your example.
The Reed, the Milled and the Doublestruck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:30, archived)
# or or or, I could do a movie about the pony express
The folded, the Spindled and the Mutilated
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one tonight.
(twattybanjo, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Took me a while
brilliant.
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Ben?...Ben Kenobi?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:42, archived)
# *click*
made me chuckle anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Lol
My God What have I done...with my ticket to the orient have you seen it private?"
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I should have gone to bed 30mins ago instead of posting this, night all
(Tug has shit shoes on, the shitty shoe'd bastard, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:35, archived)
#
ide like to know what movie is this? i wanna watch it
(Akrom, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Its no yolk I tell you.


Cathy Brenner: Mitch, can I bring the love eggs in here?
Lydia Brenner: No!
Cathy Brenner: But Mom, they're in a cage.
Lydia Brenner: They're eggs, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:34, archived)
# LOOK AT THESE EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 2:16, archived)
# no, THE BIRDS CAME FIRST!
:p
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Sat 31 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# 9-10
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Great action
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:28, archived)
# I was going to call it "The Swimmer" and compo it...
...but that's too much of a stretch... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Now THAT is a burp
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:30, archived)
# He should really chew his food.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd still watch it
la double vie de veronique
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:25, archived)
# I'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since i have posted
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:20, archived)
# *Parp!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Those are some world class gams.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:41, archived)
# HA!
✓
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:41, archived)
# I always put salt n' pepper
and a wee bit of basil in my mash :)
Course the two 80 rappers and Mr. Cleese get terribly pissed off when I cover 'em in pulverized potatoes, but hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 30 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Honey the condom split
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)
#
made me laugh loudly. good one
(Akrom, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:15, archived)
[challenge entry] classic bergman

(Barry 'The Badger', Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:14, archived)
#
l m
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:16, archived)
# mngmar bergman?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:25, archived)
# mnughmn mmmnrmmmrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:40, archived)
# SEAMSEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] If only they hadn't got greedy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:09, archived)
# pffffft!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Hehehe
*nods* toucan.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 1:17, archived)

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