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Holy Cow . . . can I interest you in some fresh feesh ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)

YOU VERY WELL MAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:45, archived)

Holy Cow . . . grabby little rascals . . . aren't they !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)

THIS IS FEESH NEWS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:47, archived)

Feesh fresh in the news is most refreshing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:55, archived)

goodnight

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:44, archived)

This really needs animating Bloop.

I think he pulls his beard and his face expands.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)

you can do the rest

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:02, archived)

I hear this going "bloop...bloop...bloop..."

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)

hahaha

ok, wate.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:37, archived)

FACETER !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)

If I blink at a certain rate of speed . . . I see even stranger things than I would have imagined !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:45, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)

Haha

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)

Yay!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:48, archived)

That's a gnopper right there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:51, archived)

Got bored and made a t-shirt design :)

Its not very well done, but I'll wear it :) Buy here if you like it

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Jorvic, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:40, archived)

Charlie's no smurf . . . did I get that right ?

Actually . . . I did both . . . Pretty neat though !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:43, archived)

Ta muchly :)

Had it in my head for a while to do. But went to Newquay last week and saw alot of surf t-shirts. Thought they were all distinctly lacking references to Vietnam movie characters so decided to fill a niche in the market place ;)

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Jorvic, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)

After I got wounded over there I went to a hospital on the beach that had surfboards . . .

they expected our wounds to heal faster in the salt water . . . whoopee !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:58, archived)

This Newquay or 'Nam?

Cos I definitely think Newquay has taken the whole surf thing a bit far now, I mean I accidently wandered into a surf church! I mean for the love of jeebus! www.christiansurfers.co.uk/index.php?article=89

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Jorvic, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:13, archived)

My situation was in Nam . . . I'm surprised a true christian would need a board . . . take a walk on the water style !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:20, archived)

yup, that part is very nice

(booklover2010, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:25, archived)

I should put my brain in gear a bit more

the clues in the word 'wounded' I gues ha sorry. Kinda don't expect a b3tan to be a Vietnam veteran. Thats amazing that they allowed injured soldiers to surf, sounds very forward thinking, well apart from the salt water thing thats a bit of an old timey remedy.

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Jorvic, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:35, archived)

It sure was a surprise for a grunt like I was to see other "soldiers" surfing . . . with lifeguards in stands to boot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:39, archived)

Holy Surf!

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:48, archived)

BURD BURD BURD BURD IS THE WURD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:40, archived)

Waxing prophetic !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)

Christ on a board!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 3:06, archived)

Gnarly toobs.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)

Why do you think they're called horse chestnuts?

Click for bigger (310 kb)

(funkyfelis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)

You mean to say that it's not the taste after all ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)

Horsetits!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)

I like this, it made me horse with laughter

have some emo horses.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)

Sarah Jessica Parker joke

*obligatory*

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:00, archived)

when the leaf drops from a tree, a horseshoe mark is left on the branch :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)

Let me guess

You were thinking this shop could be done in 5 minutes
but it got stretched out into 5060 minutes and you kept needing to take loads of breaks

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)

No, It took about 5 minutes...

;)

(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:13, archived)

all my gnops pictures are sadly no longer with us

I did Gnops in 60 seconds, which took bloody ages.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:18, archived)

I find finding a gnops face hard

since they have to have a round face, few features and no glasses/beard etc.

(Testicles just for you, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:30, archived)

hmm, not sure if I did a beardgnops

I might try

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)

it might worth u a try

(booklover2010, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:28, archived)

I'm not sure they do...

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:48, archived)

yup, that's right

(booklover2010, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:27, archived)

gnops a lot!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:40, archived)

BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE

www.b3ta.com/board/10171979

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)

yay!

play foggy mountain breakdown

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)

That took one special squeeze box to pump that out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)

fuck!

had to f5 that just to keep them still enough to count!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

one is too many

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

very much so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)

bed time!

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)

g'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)

accordimon

I choose you

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)

HAPPY FAMILIES

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

merry candleday, zeltergusset!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)

Yes!

Great victory!

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)

Happy 3 b3tadaze !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)

This is exactly not what I was expecting to happen

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)

Neither was your profile when I looked at it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)

POSSIBLY THE

BEST LAID OUT
PROFILE I HAVE
SEEN IN THIS
WEB PLACE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)

repost

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)

Fucking panda eating my cake fuck

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)

Those "candles" look suspiciously like boinkers . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)

bambooinkers!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)

candles :D

(herman:D, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)

they'd make a good weapon

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)

I'M NO SUPERMAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)

FUCK YOU ZACH BRAFF

Actually I just remembered, I was going through some old images the other day and found some of the Zach Braff wine promotional campaign pictures.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:43, archived)

looking forward to your camp pics

(booklover2010, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:29, archived)

BEHOLD

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=zach+braff&p=2

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 3:20, archived)

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)

you utter cunt!

you post on top of my shit cat, with a pic showing my favourite film? how DARE you!?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)

just a waffer thin swimmer?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)

waffer thin bint?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)

GRACE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)

Well what a refreshing change

to see a shark pictured with good table manners.

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)

see my cat? i drew him with my eyes closed. can't you tell?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)

I cannot see where you have your eyes closed in this pic

please explain

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)

i must admit, it turned out better than expected

but i'm pretty sure his head shouldn't be connected to his body by his mouth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)

I am so proud of you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)

about time somebody was

*middle child sighs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your dog?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)

cat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)

Your cat's eyes were closed ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)

yes, his too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

better than mine

Using a touchpad didn't make things easier.

Did you switch between circle and brush with your eyes closed?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

2nd try

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)

mouse!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)

I told you it was a touchpad already

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)

pfff!|

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)

no, i had to look to change

i don't have those kind of skills!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)

here you go mine is a fluffy cat with a big fluffy tail

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

i can clearly see his smiling mouth :3

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)

murrrrrrr

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)

Bumface cat

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)

ahhhahhhahhahh show us yer cats like

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:13, archived)

meow

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)

why do i like this spasticated cat so much?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)

i could draw in a cat cock and change how you feel about him

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)

it's the face that does it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww lovely

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)

needs more bin

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)

another 'shirly binddun'?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)

candles!

also, etch-a-sketch draws picasso-esque bollocks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)

6 years of

useful, progressive work on the internets...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)

and having a good piss about

don't forget that ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

I haze profited from the friendships I haz

madez on here.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)

i haz spended 3 yearz

being a huje perv on here :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)

You mean:

Ability to draw cocks: +1
Years of your life: -6

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)

I can touch a cock with my eyes shut

err, err... DRAW a cock with my eyes shut

4 ever IDST

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)

Hehehe

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)

yes

i can *cough*draw*cough* a cock with my eyes shut, too.

even my legs, sometimes....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)

'Draw' as in 'pull or drag towards'?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)

either/or?

hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)

it's what he would have wanted

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)

i'm sure it is :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)

organ donation:

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)

excellent organage :-)

ta!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhahhhahhhahhah

BLACKMAIL!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)

Happy b3taday xx

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

why thank you xx

now go make me some pie.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)

I'll bake you a cake

and put it in a pie. To serve with gravy, mash and peas.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

technically I am a Midlander, not a Northern-style flavour kinda guy

stick a packey of pork scratchings in it and we're in business

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)

Grey screen of death.

Brutal.
Happy b3tamas.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)

Many thanks your b3taness

DO MORE STUFF!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

Keep it hot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)

Why thank you sir

you Valin-date me....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)

For future goodness sake !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:53, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

Hi sir

thank you for your stuff, I loves it, me.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)

happy candles :D

(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)

thanks Herman

'Munster munster munster'?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:53, archived)

Candle candle candle!

Happy candle.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)

cheers, MethMeister

:-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)

merry b3taday

and remember

(1.618..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)

pfft

the AIDS ribbon nearly eluded me , well done :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)

thankyou very much

jimmy saville down there just then now then
a b3taday
aids compo (aw, no more summer whine) ages ago
not profit

(1.618..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)

this took me so long your candle went out.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)

Mmmmm, WHERE can i get to

NOSH on HIM???

/rare steak blog, not bestial...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)

pffft!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)

It overheated.

(happy candles...etc...etc...)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)

Ha ha, excellent!

Reminds me of one I did a few years back on Fark,
www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2884058&tt=voteresults&startid=31312414

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)

To get to the other side !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)

hey! you! stop stealing that other man's eyeballs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)

It's the only pair he's got . . . eyeballs that is . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)

i'd be worried if he had more than one pair of eyeballs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)

no parking in the middle of the road...the bastards

meanwhile I'm trying to guess this movie...*squeezes hard* :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)

That's it . . . Squeeze Hard . . . by that what's his name guy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

Never going to happen

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Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)

I think you're right . . . they gotta split up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)

They make a sound like a coconut shell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

Like Monty Pythons horses . . . clip pity clop !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)

neagghhhh!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)

does he know mr. beefy?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)

not sure, but he knows these guys

peasantswithpitchforks.com/point/images/christian_crusaders_with_al_davis_.jpg

uglycovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ken-by-request-only-album-cover.jpg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)

that's some ugly shit right there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)

yeah! stand on that fat cat's paw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)

That must be their Greatestshits album !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)

oh shit

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)

beefy beefy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQ79FrHxmA

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)

no youtube :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)

god if only

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:55, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)

can't beat a bit o' neagghhhh to get the blood pumping

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)

Fuck :D

(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)

Putty got the *hic* ups !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)

READ THE DOOR MAT . . . . neagghhhh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:24, archived)

he can't read

his name's Des Lyxic for a reason

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:28, archived)

Oooooooooh . . . I thought it was Dyx Lessick

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)

Neagghhhhh!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:33, archived)

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)

Fucksocks - they're flipping fast round 'ere

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:48, archived)

you broke your lurk

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:01, archived)

I hear you can get it back again surgically.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)

as an out-patient....

just a simple lurkal anaesthetic....job done

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)

give 'em the clamps!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:02, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:05, archived)

fuckcocks :D

(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)

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Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:28, archived)

Shopped etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)

FPS this now!

and ... another thread killed

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:47, archived)

For Pity's Sake now this!

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Frogbeat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:52, archived)

give it another 12 years

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)

Development time was hinted at in the title ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)

what's it meant to be?

Is it meant to be something, because if it is, I don't know what it's meant to be

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)

Oh wait

Duke Nukem '3D'?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:15, archived)

Duke Nukem - a classic 2D platformer - with 3D, like Duke Nukem 3D but not real 3D like that was because it's actually 2D-3D. Simples.

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:17, archived)

A waste of bandwidth

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:23, archived)

something's not quite right

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)

You're right!

That Chelsea Tractor doesn't have a resident's permit!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)

quite so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)

I'll tell you whats not right...

the fact that Charlie Brooker has managed to get his dirty bits intermingled with hers.
Funny and knobbing Konnie, the bastard...

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)

Are you Dara O'Briain?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)

Are you the Tax Man?

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:45, archived)

Are you the Walrus?

Koo koo ka-choo?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)

i went off charlie a bit when I heard he was dating that candy floss

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)

hehehehh well done

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:55, archived)

still

would.

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)

Evening, you lovely people.

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FoldsFive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:18, archived)

they are so punchable it's not even funny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:20, archived)

"Jedward Let Loose" is frightening television.

I'm sure I knew the basic laws of physics at the age of 17. They're so fucking hopeless it's unbelievable.

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FoldsFive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)

oh, is that what this is then?

I like the teeth logo, is that in the show?
If the teeth logo is in the show I might watch it.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:29, archived)

Sadly not. I made that up.

With photoshop.

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FoldsFive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)

I think they share a brain

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:30, archived)

that's not a brain, it's a mushroom

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:36, archived)

haha

these 2 make the Cheeky Girls look talented

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:23, archived)

Hahahahaha

^this

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:32, archived)

"So, girls, what kind of wood would you like your furniture made from?"

"Teaky teaky!"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:33, archived)

SCIUNS!

are they still around?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:25, archived)

I thought sciuns were, like heirs to the throne that had been mislaid and were busy being swineherds or some shit.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)

tthese two are such massive cunts

that kerry katona feels threatened

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:26, archived)

I am doing my level best never to see nor hear anything from them, what I've read is bad enough

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:56, archived)

ignorance really is bliss

I know :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)

same here

but they're like very persistent thrush, irritating fuckers that just won't go away.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:03, archived)

fuckedward :D

(herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:49, archived)

Nobody can live who hasn't any water,

When the land is dry then nothing much grows;
Jedward gives us life if we drink the living water,
Sing it so that everybody knows

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:50, archived)

yup,that's right

(booklover2010, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 2:30, archived)

babies are DYNO-MITE!

(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)

The Name Is D. Y'All And I Don't Play
And I Can Rock A Block Party 'Til Your Hair Turns Grey
So, What You Sayin'? I Explode On Site
I'm Like Jimmy Walker I'm Dynomite

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)

ha.

whoa. is that baby's diaper on fire?

(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:52, archived)

You play with fire you get burned.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)

play with JJ Walker and you get a burned baby.

(bonniekate, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)