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# Anyone care
to 'shop this over eager little bastard?
lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme! lookatme!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:05, archived)
# Yes!
I heard we was the mastermind behind the Millenium diamond robbery attempt!

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:15, archived)
# OK then
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 14:17, archived)
# .
clap clap clap clap clap..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I agree
Jolly good show old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 16:44, archived)
# I missed the end of my fight
with Thor, not out of cowardice (honest) but because I had to go to work, which involved standing up for three hours and eating curly fries.
Therefore, I won.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:03, archived)
# Been to B+Q...
Sledge Hammer
...for a Sledgehammer, Glad I kept the receipt.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:45, archived)
# Just realised
This ain't my pic, anyone claim responsibility?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:59, archived)
# 'Twas mine.....
Put it up during the DIY phase 8o)
Nice to see a fan 8o)
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:11, archived)
# I bought it the same time as...
...my Mitre Saw:

(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:39, archived)
# I'm sure
I made one and posted it, but 15 megs is down :-( I'll have to do it again :-) watch this space...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Hammer time...
Hammer Drill
Got it? I would have made it smaller, but then you can't see what's going on, sorry.

Luckily my coat is hung somewhere close.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 14:30, archived)
# rob
can you simply delete this message and email me? I don't have your email at this station.
(Idyll23, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:30, archived)
# [email protected]
will get to me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:41, archived)
# I spotted
that nice man enjoying a field.
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:23, archived)
# oooohh yes
he certainly is enjoying that field, but that baboon is having TWICE as much fun. just look at his face! WAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!

sorry. still at work. hungry. mind not working. EGG!
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:49, archived)
# stone age
(kristian, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:19, archived)
# There has been a lot of bullshit written about weblogs recently.
but this is interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:54, archived)
# so rude...
...i made her put a thong on!

(I helped save b3ta! scruffyoik, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:39, archived)
# How to tell if your cat is male:
(TiggleTaggleTiger, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:37, archived)
# That reminds me...
Formula 1 starts this weekend. Meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:45, archived)
# A man?
Bud light? I think not!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Email from Cuss Control about Buffys Swearing Keyboard ...
JAMES:

Thanks for sending this to us. We have had a number of emails from people referring to it, so it helps to know what they are talking about. It's intended to be funny, and if anyone thinks that it is, that's okay. Swearing that is funny is the least offensive. However, it's not exactly the highest caliber of humor. Very lame, and not clever or witty. Is it from the U.K.? It contains a few words we are not familiar with.

ROB:

When we made it I thought it was funny.

Oh well.

BTW: What site do you run? I don't remember sending this email.

JAMES:

You made it yourself? Why Buffy? Anyway, you get credit from some originality. You forgot to tell me where you are from.

You sent it to the email for the Cuss Control Academy! At least I didn't tell you it was complete trash!

ROB

Aha! I remember sending you that email now.

> Why Buffy?

To get more people to pass it on. Adding a celebrity to the mix makes things more appealing. Which are you going to click? "The swearing keyboard" or "Buffy's swearing keybaord." Buffy is a big star, it could have been Britney Spears, or Anna Kournikova and got the same result.

> Is it from the U.K.?

Yep. London. The swearing is the combined work of me, my girlfriend and my friend Joel.

JAMES

I'm certain your girlfriend is a proper English girl and contributed only the anatomically and medically correct terminology! I hope the Buffy people don't get their lawyers after you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:34, archived)
# He sounds like a very nice man
i like that he is obviously only concerned with people being nasty, rather than swearing per se. I might join. I don't like people being nasty either.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)
# he looks like a nice man


I think I'd like him to be godfather to my kids. If I have them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:49, archived)
# yes
he does look trustworthy, but i don't like the company he keeps........
(redifusion, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:36, archived)
# His name is Sam,
Exploding Dog is his website and he draws pictures from suggested titles in emails you send him.

I suggested 'The Land is Nobody's Land'.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:20, archived)
# he also does the excellent
1000robots.com.
(cold, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:25, archived)
# lordofthe...
RINGTONES!!

I came across this just! it's actually an advert for a GENUINE website!!! OMG!!!



(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:05, archived)
# TV ideas?
I'm going to see a bloke on tuesday to talk about how my animations and stuff could be re-purposed to TV. Anyone got any ideas? I'm thinking re-produced to a higher artistic level and used as inserts in a show. Anyone got any other ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:57, archived)
# How do Mr Crab...
Sounds like you're going up in the world. Underworld blokies, TV. I'm getting jealous here :-)

I think the inserts idea would be the obvious choice (some little show called The Simpsons started out that way). Erm... can't think of much else to be honest. What a pointless post this has turned out to be!
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)
# Don't be jealous
I'm currently unemployed. Please feel free to be jealous when and if discussions turn into money.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)
# Fair enough
I will wait until Crab Towers dominates the London skyline, while your manic cackling rings out across the city.
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:23, archived)
# As it soon will
With hidden subliminal "obey" messages encoded in the all present cackle blasted from speakers dotted around the city
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:26, archived)
# The Mr Hell Show
...on Beeb2 could do with your talents to improve things. They already have a Squid!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:59, archived)
# I know a couple of the writers from that show
They are well aware of my squid. I do not, however, think it would be appropriate to make any assumptions about the origin of the squid.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Can you get the credits
section of the show? You could tell a different story every week with their credits stuffed really small across the bottom...

TV's quite low-res so bugger the 'artistic level' - Blode's fine enough already.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:08, archived)
# I get
stupid little ideas all the time. Some of them might make good one-joke shorts. Typically not as weird and interesting as the stuff you normally do, though.
(OtaKuno, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:41, archived)
# it's his birthday...
....please help by monging him up

(I helped save b3ta! scruffyoik, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:45, archived)
# Who
the guy or the kid?
(SparkyLove, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:09, archived)
# the first fule of b3ta club
is you do not talk about photoshopping.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Woo!
I want to see that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:47, archived)
# The 2nd Rule Of B3ta Club Is...
THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PHOTOSHOPPING!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 11:12, archived)
# "I would scroll through
the B3ta message board and wonder, 'What kind of arctic animal defines me as a person?'"
(OtaKuno, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 12:07, archived)
# third rule of b3ta club
if its your first time on b3ta - you have to photoshop!
(scabby dog, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 15:28, archived)
# you are here because the world as you know it actually makes sense
you are here because you have been raised on b3ta to belive we will all be graphic artists or a web gods - but we won't.

you are not how many frontpage posts you have made.

you are not the contents of you hard drive.

you are not a beautiful and unique monguin.

The images you photoshop end up photoshopping you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)
# B3ta got me laid!
from the playground to THE playground.
(kristian, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Presenting..... tubkid!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:37, archived)
# LOL!
Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:40, archived)
# the ToniDoll - not your ordinary flash game
Ok, i tried to e-mail the link to this site to the game section e-mail.. it got rejected so i'll just give out the link here. I truely think this should be added to the game section here... its hilarious!

==> www.ravefree.com/tonidoll.swf
(skitsophrenik, Thu 28 Feb 2002, 10:26, archived)

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