Wouldn't be the first time James Earl Jones' kid has gotten him killed, would it?
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Red Rose is somewhere on the roof skipping about sewing a new dress, eating an icecream...
...reading War and Peace, clipping her toenails, speaking in a fast paced gibberish
about what the witches are doing to the soil to an imaginary elf.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:01,
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about what the witches are doing to the soil to an imaginary elf.
It's late and I want to go to bed, so you can have this for the time being...
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Whoa, hang on a sec.
There might be are almost certainly a few idiots about who don't know the history and don't get the satire here, mof.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:55,
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Bigotry is one of the dark sides to Disney, yes.
To be fair they do try to be inclusive... if there is money to be gained.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:59,
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Still, I don't think I know anw Jewish people.
If I do, then they've kept it bloody quiet.
And if they feel the need to keep it quiet, that's terrible.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:16,
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And if they feel the need to keep it quiet, that's terrible.
Depends where you're from. I know a number of Jewish people from the UK and half of them I only found out they were jewish when it came up in rambling conversation. I probably know others too. I've met two jewish guys from the US and they both introduced themselves as 'Hi, I'm blah and I'm jewish.'
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:59,
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Holy fucking shit
how have I not heard about this guy before?
Thanks for this link, I'll be checking out more of this stuff. The two things I just watched were fantastic.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:48,
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Thanks for this link, I'll be checking out more of this stuff. The two things I just watched were fantastic.
also see the rest of the Unbookables
I rather like Sean Rouse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFA407tA9wU
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:44,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFA407tA9wU
You don't know that for sure, llort.
At least wait for the DNA test results.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:06,
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Now it's easy to knock Mickey,
but you can't deny his enthusiasm and lust for life.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:30,
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Which involves a dilated anus.
EDIT: Also, I'm off to try and get some sleep. Goodnight you lovely people.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:00,
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Oh fuck
This has made my nerve problem in my right hand (no joke here, sorry) recur. Now I can hardly move my mouse or write.
Oh look! Bollocks! *gets cricket bat*
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:03,
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Oh look! Bollocks! *gets cricket bat*
"Click for bigger"? NO THANK YOU
But well done for having to look at that whilst creating this. *click*
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Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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Well, put yourself in cock-fish's shoes.
Not easy, I know, cos he's not wearing shoes, but...
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:43,
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this compo is actually making me want to watch some 2d disney films
Wished mulan was on blu ray. Might get princess and the frog. Not seen it yet. Looks nice, but im put off by the abundance of talking animals...
Anyhoo - im off tae bed to dream about wanking over sleeping beauty like on bourbon's pic just below. Nart clarts.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:18,
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Anyhoo - im off tae bed to dream about wanking over sleeping beauty like on bourbon's pic just below. Nart clarts.
Hahahha
did this ever fp?
I just remembered, I made one too didn't I.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:08,
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I just remembered, I made one too didn't I.
:D I had something similar planned for this
glad I saw yours before wasting the effort
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:59,
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i wonder if anyone on here has pissed, shit and vomited simultaneously?
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:04,
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i remember once my toilet contained a shit, some piss, a bogey, and a wanky tissue, from before i decided to have a shit.
i think that is the most bodily fluids ive ever contained in one receptacle.
I spat in it after, just to add one more to it.
Im putting that on my online dating profile now.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:12,
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I spat in it after, just to add one more to it.
Im putting that on my online dating profile now.
You should have had another wank and kept going til blood came out.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:19,
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Prince Charming actually did bone Sleeping Beauty whilst she slept, right?
At least in one variant of the story anyway.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:13,
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hahaha!
Forgive the pernicketiness, but it could do with a touch of dribbly liquid shit, just to push it over the edge into Disney paradise.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:52,
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it appears from that pink bow that Daisy is sucking off Donald, discreetly out of shot
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:02,
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Lovely.
Now all of us can bask in the tranquility of Disney paradise.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:23,
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Sorry, I didn't mean my comment to be a dig at you at all.
It was me trying to be ironic and knowing about how my pic didn't entirely fit the compo brief. I liked yours. Really.
edit: oh, ffs. I got the eggs mixed up. This comment would have made more sense if it had been the same egg person posting above, but it wasn't. It was two different ones. If you see what I mean.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:37,
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edit: oh, ffs. I got the eggs mixed up. This comment would have made more sense if it had been the same egg person posting above, but it wasn't. It was two different ones. If you see what I mean.
me too
started editing before the full brief went up.
didn't reckon there'd be a 'in real world' element added
..but who fuckin cares anyway
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:47,
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didn't reckon there'd be a 'in real world' element added
..but who fuckin cares anyway
I don't fucking care.
Who ever does? Not fucking me, that's for fucking sure.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:49,
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You care a great deal about everything. It's abundantly clear.
Not necessarily a bad thing.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:58,
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That's not entirely true.
I am ambivalent about charlie sheen's future career prospects and thoroughly disinterested in soccerball.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:05,
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This makes me happy
cheese holes should all be made of mouse dick
EDIT: actually, I think this is how Lorraine Swiss gets its flavour
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:40,
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EDIT: actually, I think this is how Lorraine Swiss gets its flavour
You could post this on a daily basis, and I would probably still laugh.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:41,
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^This.
It is definitely one of the best things I have seen on here recently.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44,
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That's pretty darn efficient!
It should be emulated across the entire economy.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:47,
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I've seen this before... but
This should win No1 in the image challenge... Clickedy click...
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:40,
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This made me laugh,
until I scrolled further down and discovered it was a re-post.
Now I'm apoplectic.
I would never, ever re-post anything.
Especially if it happened to fit the week's compo.
Never.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:36,
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Now I'm apoplectic.
I would never, ever re-post anything.
Especially if it happened to fit the week's compo.
Never.
I don't know if I understand this. I think I should go to bed now.
Me, I don't need this. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:15,
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Me, I don't need this. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.
awww remember when ipods were the thing, now it's all internet phones and toy tablet pissing contests
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:16,
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To function most effectively you must be fully present in each and every moment.
It is time to have fun. Not because you need to but just because you can.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:27,
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iCunt, more like!
I wonder what lawsuit happy marketing mastermind they will draft in next
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:20,
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It's Tim Cook
so business as usual. Nice drop in shares means if you can get in at the open of markets tomorrow there will be a penny to be made.
I'm an HTC fanboy for my phones and windows all the way. it's barely news to me.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:22,
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I'm an HTC fanboy for my phones and windows all the way. it's barely news to me.
Ach, it's true.
My sleepless gazing at various news sources softened my brain.
Still, if the whole of London goes up in flames, everybody wins!
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:14,
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Still, if the whole of London goes up in flames, everybody wins!
Nonsense, dear boy; you are full of teh win.
Just go and live somewhere nice instead.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:28,
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whassat you say, sonny?
back in my day, 80x25 ascii characters was enough.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44,
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...you decided to compo it anyway? Good going, you fucking prick.
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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Stop making me soil the image of my favourite cartoon girlies!
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:44,
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ah, the wonders of a late dropping compo.
Spunk away your best 'shops straight away, only to be met with everyone in their beds / gayshift :-)
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:57,
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This is why I'll be uploading mine tomorrow, when more people will see it :)
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:04,
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wise plan
Im working on another one now, and ill wait til tomorrow.
EDIT - AGH! It IS tomorrow!
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:05,
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EDIT - AGH! It IS tomorrow!
Zounds!
I never really class it as the next day unless I've slept.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:22,
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*ignores*
and comments on gadaffy duck above.... hahahaha Wonderfully shopped sire.
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Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:16,
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Disney should have
stuck to pizza's.
Edit: And your wait is over.
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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Edit: And your wait is over.
Hahaha
What a clumsy cunt :-D
I never pictured him as a dog, strangely.
Good one, sir
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:25,
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I never pictured him as a dog, strangely.
Good one, sir
That is fucking goofy. And good.
Welcome, donny!
you may never leave
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:27,
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you may never leave
Its tough having long, magic hair
Sorry Rapunzel :-(
I loved Tangled, so i felt bad doing this...
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:24,
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I loved Tangled, so i felt bad doing this...
I think you've nailed the subtext firmly on its head there sir.
Superb.
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Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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Now i'm getting flahbacks
Of that hairy mess from the first scary movie, time to pirate that for a watch.
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Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:15,
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Stylish
Also provides gentleman callers the wherewithal to floss afterwards.
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Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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