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[challenge entry] Wouldn't be the first time James Earl Jones' kid has gotten him killed, would it?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# *SPOILERS*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:59, archived)
# nicely done btw
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:04, archived)
# cheers ears
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] SO MUCH HOUSEWORK
 

 
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# ...as recommended by Dopey.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Red Rose is somewhere on the roof skipping about sewing a new dress, eating an icecream...
...reading War and Peace, clipping her toenails, speaking in a fast paced gibberish
about what the witches are doing to the soil to an imaginary elf.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Seen this before......
At about 2:00 in this vid.

Rammstein
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's late and I want to go to bed, so you can have this for the time being...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)
# thank you!
Now do a topless one, and call Mary Floppins
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] heh heh!
i'll drop this tenuous pea here
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)
# hehhehehheh FUCK
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The gloves come off
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Whoa, hang on a sec.
There might be are almost certainly a few idiots about who don't know the history and don't get the satire here, mof.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Fair comment :)
Edited accordingly.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Smoothly done.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Bigotry is one of the dark sides to Disney, yes.
To be fair they do try to be inclusive... if there is money to be gained.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# It's The Circle Of Finance.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# it's just German for The Jew, The
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)
# :)
LUV HAT
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Still, I don't think I know anw Jewish people.
If I do, then they've kept it bloody quiet.
And if they feel the need to keep it quiet, that's terrible.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Or
maybe it's just not an issue.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Certainly not a local one round my end, as far as I can tell.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)
# they don't want you getting your hands on their jew gold
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:43, archived)
#
Depends where you're from. I know a number of Jewish people from the UK and half of them I only found out they were jewish when it came up in rambling conversation. I probably know others too. I've met two jewish guys from the US and they both introduced themselves as 'Hi, I'm blah and I'm jewish.'
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Holy fucking shit
how have I not heard about this guy before?
Thanks for this link, I'll be checking out more of this stuff. The two things I just watched were fantastic.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)
# also see the rest of the Unbookables
I rather like Sean Rouse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFA407tA9wU
 
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Seperated at birth?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
#
no
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# You don't know that for sure, llort.
At least wait for the DNA test results.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# No
You were thinking of Sunny Hundal.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I always knew that rat was a dirtbag
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# fuck
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Now it's easy to knock Mickey,
but you can't deny his enthusiasm and lust for life.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:30, archived)
# Which involves a dilated anus.
EDIT: Also, I'm off to try and get some sleep. Goodnight you lovely people.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# awwww look at his wee danglies
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Ring?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Oh fuck
This has made my nerve problem in my right hand (no joke here, sorry) recur. Now I can hardly move my mouse or write.

Oh look! Bollocks! *gets cricket bat*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
# "Click for bigger"? NO THANK YOU
But well done for having to look at that whilst creating this. *click*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well, eh?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# And why not.
But why is cock-fish spitting gravy?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Well, wouldn't you?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Dunno.
I quite like gravy.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Well, put yourself in cock-fish's shoes.
Not easy, I know, cos he's not wearing shoes, but...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# haha
Off to the jeremy vile show.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# SNOW WHITE RIGHT MASSIVE CHEBS
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# this compo is actually making me want to watch some 2d disney films
Wished mulan was on blu ray. Might get princess and the frog. Not seen it yet. Looks nice, but im put off by the abundance of talking animals...

Anyhoo - im off tae bed to dream about wanking over sleeping beauty like on bourbon's pic just below. Nart clarts.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Nighty night :)
Glad my horrid .GIF has some use XD
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# BUILT ON SHIT
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
fascinating.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Haha :') inspired.
*clicks*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Hahahha
did this ever fp?

I just remembered, I made one too didn't I.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
# :D I had something similar planned for this
glad I saw yours before wasting the effort
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Brilliant!
The fact it bounces of Grumpy's nose makes this.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# so beautiful
they should ave sent a poet. Like Banksy.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# needs more scat
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# i wonder if anyone on here has pissed, shit and vomited simultaneously?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
#
yes they have
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# i have
LIBERATING

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# I remember feeling quite amused by my predicament at the time.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# i remember once my toilet contained a shit, some piss, a bogey, and a wanky tissue, from before i decided to have a shit.
i think that is the most bodily fluids ive ever contained in one receptacle.
I spat in it after, just to add one more to it.

Im putting that on my online dating profile now.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)
# You should have had another wank and kept going til blood came out.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# blank!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Today, you mean?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# OF COURSE
 
not pleasant, but objectively hilarious
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Yep, everything looks okay here.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahah
Fucking hell

*click*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry] not proud
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Prince Charming actually did bone Sleeping Beauty whilst she slept, right?
At least in one variant of the story anyway.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Sleeping rapey
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:13, archived)
# er, what?
You clearly have very peculiar parents.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# It's right here!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:41, archived)
# aaaah yeahhhh
Nice pink cape, and no - its not a euphenism
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Forgive the pernicketiness, but it could do with a touch of dribbly liquid shit, just to push it over the edge into Disney paradise.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# it appears from that pink bow that Daisy is sucking off Donald, discreetly out of shot
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Lovely.
Now all of us can bask in the tranquility of Disney paradise.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I can now die in peace
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] DARK SIDE GEDDIT
 

 
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I NO RITE
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Shopped images only, please.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] blah blah DISNEY blah blah?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, if that's how it is...
He knows all about you.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't mean my comment to be a dig at you at all.
It was me trying to be ironic and knowing about how my pic didn't entirely fit the compo brief. I liked yours. Really.

edit: oh, ffs. I got the eggs mixed up. This comment would have made more sense if it had been the same egg person posting above, but it wasn't. It was two different ones. If you see what I mean.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# me too
started editing before the full brief went up.
didn't reckon there'd be a 'in real world' element added

..but who fuckin cares anyway
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# I don't fucking care.
Who ever does? Not fucking me, that's for fucking sure.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# I like the way you let it stand.
:)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Yes. That's what they all say.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# But
usually followed by "...at the bus stop in the snow."
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# You care a great deal about everything. It's abundantly clear.
Not necessarily a bad thing.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# That's not entirely true.
I am ambivalent about charlie sheen's future career prospects and thoroughly disinterested in soccerball.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Do I dare roll this out again so soon ...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# This makes me happy
cheese holes should all be made of mouse dick

EDIT: actually, I think this is how Lorraine Swiss gets its flavour
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# You could post this on a daily basis, and I would probably still laugh.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# As long as you're not apocalyptic :)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Aha! Pixar is a Disney company:
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# ^This.
It is definitely one of the best things I have seen on here recently.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Too kind, sirs
Just wish it hadn't taken so bloody long to do!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Hell it was worth it in the end :)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# It was worth it
and ^^^ that too
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# YES OH YES OH YES
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# That's pretty darn efficient!
It should be emulated across the entire economy.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# One of the best things in the known universe, this.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# This is a Good Thing
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)
# five star quality :)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# I've seen this before... but
This should win No1 in the image challenge... Clickedy click...
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# It should probably win all of them to be honest.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I've seen this channel on Freeview
b3ta Challenge +1
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# That is phenomenal
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm, appealing colour scheme...

(old repost, but hey ho)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# This made me laugh,
until I scrolled further down and discovered it was a re-post.
Now I'm apoplectic.
I would never, ever re-post anything.
Especially if it happened to fit the week's compo.
Never.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# tough shit
LOL
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# You can imagine the extent of my guilt.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# *closes eyes and tries to imagine*
hmmm,,, I see nothing
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Why yes, I do believe I can.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Skidney
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhahhah
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know if I understand this. I think I should go to bed now.


Me, I don't need this. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT MAN-TITS SON
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# awww remember when ipods were the thing, now it's all internet phones and toy tablet pissing contests
 

 
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# iamaheartlessbastard
Photobucket
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# To function most effectively you must be fully present in each and every moment.
It is time to have fun. Not because you need to but just because you can.
 
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# iCunt, more like!
I wonder what lawsuit happy marketing mastermind they will draft in next
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# It's Tim Cook
so business as usual. Nice drop in shares means if you can get in at the open of markets tomorrow there will be a penny to be made.

I'm an HTC fanboy for my phones and windows all the way. it's barely news to me.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# but still worth some text on a picture eh what
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Bill Gates
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# VIMOD
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
# NO MORE JOBS
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Legacy hardware.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Aladdin (Tottenham)


(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# wat
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# hehehe
poor carpet showroom!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Isn't that Croydon?
(correct me if I'm wrong)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
# you are wrong, and are being corrected
its tottinnam
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Ach, it's true.
My sleepless gazing at various news sources softened my brain.
Still, if the whole of London goes up in flames, everybody wins!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# I wont win.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Nonsense, dear boy; you are full of teh win.
Just go and live somewhere nice instead.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# 280px it
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# It's 400 now grandad.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# fuck that shit
my green screen canne handle this
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# file size is way over too
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# fuck his shit up, mongy
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# whassat you say, sonny?
back in my day, 80x25 ascii characters was enough.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I know it's not Disney but...
Photobucket
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ...you decided to compo it anyway? Good going, you fucking prick.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Thank you good sir!
I know I am a terrible person.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# haha
i read that in Brick top's voice
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop making me soil the image of my favourite cartoon girlies!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# ah, the wonders of a late dropping compo.
Spunk away your best 'shops straight away, only to be met with everyone in their beds / gayshift :-)
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# This is why I'll be uploading mine tomorrow, when more people will see it :)
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# wise plan
Im working on another one now, and ill wait til tomorrow.

EDIT - AGH! It IS tomorrow!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Zounds!
I never really class it as the next day unless I've slept.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# *ignores*
and comments on gadaffy duck above.... hahahaha Wonderfully shopped sire.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Donald Darko
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY AT THE RIGHT PRICE
 

 
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# And the right price
is right nowt?
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# all major forms of payment accepted, but mostly blood
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Ah... happy memories.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Hehe
i was awaiting the first 'spousal abuse' one :-)
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Disney should have
stuck to pizza's.

Edit: And your wait is over.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] you should see him at the tunnel
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha
What a clumsy cunt :-D

I never pictured him as a dog, strangely.

Good one, sir
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# That is fucking goofy. And good.
Welcome, donny!
you may never leave
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant stuff :D
And welcome too
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Its tough having long, magic hair
Sorry Rapunzel :-(
I loved Tangled, so i felt bad doing this...

(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
fucking hell *click*
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
fuck
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I think you've nailed the subtext firmly on its head there sir.
Superb.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# the source pic was begging for it
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Oh dear christ
*clicks*
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Hahahaha Christ!
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Now i'm getting flahbacks
Of that hairy mess from the first scary movie, time to pirate that for a watch.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Stylish
Also provides gentleman callers the wherewithal to floss afterwards.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)

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