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[challenge entry] or something
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:01, archived)
# chick out out
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
# cluckin' eh
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
# GET LOOOSE WITHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mike the famous headless chicken had us all fooled
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I award you this oil on canvas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:58, archived)
# *sells on ebay* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:00, archived)
# That's your beer money sorted for tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:01, archived)
# I see no canvas filter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Another egg-citing year at the World chicken festival.


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(wizzer77, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# This is an awesome parade!
Go Chickenhead Coptah! :D/cfb is great!
file name :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:24, archived)
# I was there, I saw it
 
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Jurassic Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:51, archived)
# haha FFS
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:54, archived)
# It's my wife's favourite joke
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:06, archived)
# hahaha silly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:05, archived)
# I was about to post that!
Silly I say silly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Silly is a good word
Click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Silly is fair, I think.
And thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:09, archived)
# This is a PDQ Bach joke.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
# What was it David Cameron said?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Wonder how much he got paid by the other companies to say everyone leave British Gas
or how much British Gas paid him because getting out of your contract gives them extra money too

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:59, archived)
# He probably got paid by *all* the other companies except SSE
who'll welcome the extra customers and then put up their prices like BG and SSE.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Does edf still exist?
(r3load, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Yes
(r3load, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
#

(wizzer77, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:28, archived)
# 'clicked'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# following the price rise, sse have helpfully capped our prices until next winter... when they'll go up again
capped fixed at winter prices over the summer months
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] and a pea
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
The fun that could be had writing those.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Not original - taken from a Sauza Tequila ad...
http://arkzin.net/zoran/advertising/chicken.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:29, archived)
# well, duh!
guess what? i didn't take the photograph in frame 1 either...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# We are free to not use their energy...
(r3load, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:43, archived)
#
https://www.ebico.org.uk/
why does it parse in the preview, but not when posted?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# I'm looking forward to a nuclear winter when we'll be free to burn whatever we want for warmth and it will all be free.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Apropos of nothing in particular... have a Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Moves like Jagger.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] holiday already booked for next year..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] and while i'm there, i like to indulge with some chuckolate
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:11, archived)
# hello Heston
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
# hello Dick
unfortunately the gulls love it too..... they had this one while i was taking the photo :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(wizzer77, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:06, archived)
# That will need a big oven
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:02, archived)
# God bless her and all who sail in her!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] arf!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:29, archived)
# P-kurk! Filters! P-kurk!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:15, archived)
# This is ace.
Lols at the Houston line.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
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(wizzer77, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:59, archived)
# in space no one can hear you cluck
...in other news - icon challenge - how big does the icon gotta doobe?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hold a chicken in the air...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Check, check, check, check, check, check, check...
Hang on! How do we know that isn't his real name..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:51, archived)
# His real name
badge is under that one but jpegs don't do layers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Random unrelated joke : Never trust a chicken to stand by you in times of need
They're wear-feather friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:10, archived)
# aga do do - shake a pineapple and a chicken for me...
ago do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:35, archived)
# skinning itself alive would be a seriously handly talent :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] straight outta cluckton y'all

F to the P fo shizzle. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Straight Outta Cockton
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:43, archived)
# mheny jessops, juice ma eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggs
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Compton's N the chickenhouse
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# F to tha P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:51, archived)
# I'm eggspressin' with my fullest capabilities
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Dr. Lay
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# this would make more sense.
alas, my homour had run out by the time i got to him...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all downhill from here on...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS!q
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

Flame grilled chicken? Thank fuck I didn't have to put this in its own thread ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)
# I RIKEY ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Just waiting for THFH to post ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Did someone say poultry puns?
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# boom, that's soccerball!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Nice
I think it would've worked just as well with only the bottom image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# COR!
Nice Breast
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)
# You utter baster
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:09, archived)
# serious brazillian going on there O_o
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Ha. Really good. Well done you.
(r3load, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Bite sized goodness that freshens your breath.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:47, archived)
# i prefer the ham gum
it pinkens your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# And wash it all down with
a nice can of gravy. Mmmmm
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ah, gravy
lovely brown gravy, NOT that disgusting weird creamy-looking stuff americans insist on calling gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:58, archived)
# That gravy originated in France.
* Fact

* May not be true.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)
# it's evil and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# i wish they sold kfc popcorn chicken like this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# If so, it should be cheep.
:)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Vietnamese Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# /board's quiet. too quiet.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# everyone's fapping themselves senseless over pictures of naked asian children
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# and pondering poor poultry puns
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i'm glad my lack of interest in children and lamentable artistic skills aren't stopping everyone else
or something like that. my brain's not working today, almost cracked an egg into my cup of tea instead of putting milk in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I think this is how most Chinese dishes were invented.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I just love cats... I mean chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Yikes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# blurgh no way I'm having a roast chicken this weekend
voms
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:47, archived)
# "roast me, i fucking DARE ya!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
Monsanto are working on something like this.
(Blueknight, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:12, archived)
# what neckline matching algorithm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
# I could stir those giblets
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)

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