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[challenge entry] Fish.....
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n shit
One point for spotting crappy second gag

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:26, archived)
# Have a pea.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
# Don't think for a moment...
... that I wasn't thinking that.

Nevertheless... HAHAHAAHA! :-)
(SonofRojBlake, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Have a click...
...sent from my Interocitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:33, archived)
# last one of these for now
Still life attempt next. Anyone ever gloss/varnish an acrylic painting before?
not sure what I'm doing tbh.

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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:01, archived)
# wow happy elderly day
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)
# I know
11 years! blimey
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:17, archived)
# 11 precious years of your LIFE
lol.


I just looked at how long I've been a member.

Lol, I said member.

I might cry a little.

Time is passing.

Some good people have passed too.

It's a crazy old world, innit.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
# don't see why you can varnish it.
do it, see what happens, trial and error
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:14, archived)
# will have to investigate
acrylic loses something when it's dry .
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
# Hoppy Candleday!
Fixer for charcoal/pastels or Acrylic gloss medium might be what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)
# or wet look gel from the 80's fashion scene
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 1:02, archived)
# Don't take this as gospel
because I have simply heard of it, not tried it. Yacht or boat varnish, I am told, although it will bring out different colours in your painting. People who claim to use it allow for that in the colours they use, so yes trial and error I'm afraid.
Also: Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Yacht varnish ???
That will go to hull !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
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Yes, any varnish will change the colour and contrast.
On the plus side, if you're using good acrylics, there's no real need to varnish it.
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
# I may try oils next
invest in good paint and brushes.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:55, archived)
# try emulsion tester pots.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 1:03, archived)
# I'm looking into it now
seems you have to look for some at b&q
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)
# As I say, I'm going on hearsay.
I'm told specialist 'art varnish' is the same stuff, just twice the price.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:58, archived)
# just different packaging
rip off I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
# I'm just saying.
But I do run an art gallery and a studio, so I hear things.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)
# Very Cool !
Also ... Happy Candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
# : )
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)
# winsor and newton
some tips here www.winsornewton.com/resource-centre/product-articles/varnishing-oils-and-acrylics

happy ones @
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
# chhers
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:50, archived)
# This is inexpensive, never used it though. Polyurethane varnish is probably your best bet and acrylic based so as not to dissolve your paint.
www.craftmill.co.uk/painting-materials/acrylic-hobby-and-artist-paints/gloss-polyurethane-varnish
(emptyspace, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:45, archived)
# JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK TO TITS AND BE DONE WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:14, archived)
# Nice:D
do more of this www.b3ta.com/board/9989723
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:36, archived)
# FACE! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] And this...
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:37, archived)
# needs more prawn sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Clever.
But I doubt youngsters will get either reference.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Delete my oversized rubbish would you?
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:58, archived)
# Tits are always first !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha
best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:49, archived)
# tits!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Topical edit.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Ruining popular Disney shows - Vol. 1
I had a hunch this wouldn't catch on...and it didn't.

(JamesRSTUpid wanks off to speeches by Nigel Farage, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:06, archived)
# I just see what you have done there
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
# garlicy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:00, archived)
# is that Clarkson
on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Oh dear
so pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Oh Yes!
I second Poodle lanes
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)
# A most stylish way to get around town
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Hang about, Venables has his own lane now?
I thought we were gonna punish those two, not treat them like bloody royalty
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:53, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Never a problem Sir
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
# I for one welcome our new royal baby
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Of course, everyone KNOWS that the devil isn't his dad.
It's Philip.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# I made this gadget for the Poke a few months ago
www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/12/03/royal-wedding-what-will-their-kids-look-like/
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# They all look like that to me.
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Now this IS good !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
But those stumpy toes disturb me
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
#

DE-RIS - clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
# haha, nice
Is it just me, or does anyone else not give a damn about the winter Limpix?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
# It's not just you...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
# I give a damn about the fucking massive carbon footprint that it is makiing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Don't worry, someone will offset it by doing some carbon credit trading
Thus solving the problem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Before Punk


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(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ABCDEFG...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait for it, wait for it . . .

Yes, not actually a movie. So bite sue me.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)
# The opening scene of finding a biro to write in the diary
is gripping I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Of course, they changed "biro" to "ballpoint pen"
for the North American release.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Made of 'aluminum'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Alumin-i-um give me a mee-graine!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Have some lithum, take the edge off.
Avoid sodum though -- bad for your ticker.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing special going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Haha
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Hehe
That couple look like they're sleeping 2 metres apart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:49, archived)
# A bed fit for a queen.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
# haha
Great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] more of the same tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Hope he didn't forget to buy some easter eggs for the kids
they'll be sold out soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)

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