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(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:50, archived)
# Great fire Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 14:20, archived)
# :(
A local concert venue posted this picture in their facebook profile. It's a gingerbread version of the building:


However all I could think of was this:


I guess I am a bad person. :(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:02, archived)
# Arbeit macht cake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:34, archived)
# Nicking lekky from the fences?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Dec 2015, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 15:40, archived)
# The white zone
is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone
(dognutz, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Clone sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 10:06, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 11:49, archived)
# It's probably got something to do with Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:04, archived)
# OH!
Sorry been avoiding all that stuff on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah, soz!
Meant to look like a clone trooper mask, badly done :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:43, archived)
# Execute Order 66.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:37, archived)
# Hola Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:43, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
High-Brow Christmas - Christmas is getting tacky, so let's drag some snobby things down to its level.
Roadworks - It's pothole season, celebrate with a week of road repair lols
Celebrity Giftmas - What does Santa give to the rich and famous? Show us the Christmas presents of the rich and famous
Fruit - One word challenge, because you probably could do with some healthy eating over Christmas


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 8:52, archived)
# Hallo God!
I wanted to ask which prophet, if any, was your fav?

Fruit can not go wrong.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 23 Dec 2015, 9:19, archived)
# I'm only in work until 12, then off until the 4th
I aint got no time for this.
but in the spirit of xmas, I will vote for FRUIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll pea some fruit here anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 9:45, archived)
# Yuk! They've been infested with beatles
I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 23 Dec 2015, 13:08, archived)
# snow quo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 9:40, archived)
#
Fruit? Seriously? You blew your chance, God.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:16, archived)
# Fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 12:54, archived)
# Fooooot!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 13:41, archived)
# ROADWORKS and a massive wee-wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 14:35, archived)
# Do you double as Santa Claus?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 17:41, archived)
# D for Divinyls
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 18:09, archived)
# When I think about them, I touch myself
...and that statement ended in 'F'

...so, F
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Dec 2015, 1:50, archived)
# Tree turkeys or
Fruit ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 0:19, archived)
# Ris... ris... ris...
Oh fuck. Penny dropped so hard. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Sorry...
(Testicles just for you, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Apple have got these guys on the case.....


Click for bigger (355 kb)



last one tonight I promise.
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 22:09, archived)
# Is this mutiny?
If so, I surrender.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Harry at it again!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Can always rely on The Sun for the truth!


Sorry if anyone from Kent sees this. I quite like Gravesend, its shame Biting Back Records shut down all them years ago..... Tho Dug could be a moody arse if he wanted to be! ;)

Also can I add I do feel dirty & ashamed I went to the Sun website. I will wash myself in bleach later to cleanse me!
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I want one now!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)
# frickin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 21:26, archived)
# *alerts Mediocre re: potential pantent violation*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old Sandi Toksvig!


(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Always new Copper Cab was a nutter!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 20:41, archived)
# Gingerphobic
(gijoel, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 7:55, archived)
# I'm a ginger so..........
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Thu 24 Dec 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Sure it was those darn neighbour's kids, ENHANCE


Click for bigger (213 kb)


(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 18:53, archived)
# HAHA! and HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wonder how many folks know that source image.
Take it apart!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 3:16, archived)
# Not many
And job'a a good one.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 7:40, archived)
# turnt then burnt
(begoff, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 16:22, archived)
# how true!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] SKY
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:33, archived)
# hunting for it is half the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:39, archived)
# These filters will make it easier, you just need to empty the filters every now and then
They are like tumble drier lint filters on the Internet tubes, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:42, archived)
# i believe so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:58, archived)
# Wont be that "hard" to get around there security. Proxy or Tor......
(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 19:46, archived)
# Or move somewhere that is not stuck with Victirian era values
UK, joining the censorship adoring ranks of China and North Korea for the glorious benefit of their heroic unwashed masses.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 20:23, archived)
# Don't judge the UK on the dickhead that is the leader...
Look at the poor old USofA over the pond there. With that lovely guy Trump in the running. Nutters make stupid ideas up no matter where they are. Loonatics exist no matter the nationality.

Meanwhile our UK kids are now all much better educated by learning about Proxies, TOR and VPNs. It means the only people banned from smut sites are the adults.

Or they just join the better quality small ISPs who don't have to put these filters in place or any of that tracking hardware.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 20:45, archived)
# The dickheadness of the leader say a lot about the dickheadness of the electorate
"looks at the last 3 Presidents of France"

My statement in the subject line being an obvious voluntary fallacy to, erm, foster discussion?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 11:54, archived)
# that's what she said, I wasn't convinced
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 21:18, archived)
# Was she hunting for your masculine extension between flabs O fat?
-"Is it here, nope, is it there, nope but found the missing car keys, is there, nope, oh 50% of the fun it is hunting for phallus in fat."
-"I'm not convinced you are having stated fun..."
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] well that's ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:32, archived)
# you forgot the parsley, sage and rosemary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 13:57, archived)
# it was a different time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:23, archived)
# and time heals all things
except a rash. for that, you need ointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:24, archived)
# you've put that on your xmas cards
haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:25, archived)
# of course not!
i use that space for ransom demands!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:29, archived)
# if it works it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:30, archived)
# if it worked, i wouldn't be doing job search :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:37, archived)
# ah
well merry? christmas? anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 14:55, archived)
# it will be :)
going the indian christmas day and i don't have to pay! also, new year's party to look forward to and i know i'm getting dragons for christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:00, archived)
# hold the phone mabel.
free curry? ace.
oh and dragons. well, yes, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:11, archived)
# i have 13 so far
i do love dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:15, archived)
# 13 is enough to call it an army.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:20, archived)
# indeed.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:26, archived)
# You mean like Stan?
bad-dragon.com/products/stan
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 0:10, archived)
# ummmm........not quite.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Dec 2015, 14:11, archived)
# Are you going to tell them or shall I?
(K1ngcrimson, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 10:32, archived)
# It's all
Adele, isn't it?
(dognutz, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 2:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 3:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 9:23, archived)
# Thats some srs sik shit
b3ta user PedroHin did shit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 22 Dec 2015, 16:13, archived)
# It's the Holiday Sick that 'Keeps on Sicking'.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:08, archived)
# Tremendous, pointless work, Pedro!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 14:42, archived)
# I have a Boxer dog and this is not far from the truth.
Do what I do in this situation. Just leave it. It'll re-eat it within 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 23 Dec 2015, 0:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 18:40, archived)
# A heart-warming tale of cantankerous git ...


... who turns out to be a right bastard after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 21 Dec 2015, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] FOILED
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Dec 2015, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] MARS
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Dec 2015, 20:34, archived)
# booobs
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Dec 2015, 20:37, archived)
# Eccentrica Gallumbits
Because she is actually from Eroticon Six?
(xixax, Mon 21 Dec 2015, 22:32, archived)
#
www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 15:53, archived)

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